RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16
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Your wish is granted! You're advanced in age to 85, and you've been playing Pathfinder for however long the difference is between your current age and 85, plus however long you've been playing Pathfinder as of right now. You've really mastered the system. However, the world has moved on, as they say, and now the only people who still play Pathfinder 1.0 are old crusty grognards who still sport skinny jeans, piercings, eyeliner, and long bangs in their nursing home wheelchairs. And I will leave you with that mental image.
I wish they had a Hero Lab app on Android.
granted, he comes forward in time to steal you had and uses it.
wait, that wouldn't work because your hat isn't cool...
I wish for the ability to create butterflies wherever I wanted, whenever I wanted.
Granted. You gain all the funds you need...unfortunaly it is all marked bills and there are cops knocking on your door.
I wish that had super powers.
granted, your superpower is the ability to become invisible. sadly, your clothes don't become invisible with you.
I wishfor 2 kilos of dioxygen difluride.
Granted...it immediately starts to evaporate at room temp. To cool it down you throw some ice on it...infortuanly this cause iut to explode killing you and your dog too.(I had to googgle that)
I wish that I looose all my allergys.
granted. the game is fun. the gas main rupture + explosion right after it isn't.
I wish for a two way plane ticket to Nashville.
Granted, your domicile is one level higher.
I wish this dang cough would just go away.
Granted. But now you have so much of the herb everything tastes like it, including bacon. Oh wait, you said time, not thyme.
I wish I had a flying car, like in the old Jetsons cartoon.
Granted, the earth is overrun with 4-year-olds that never need to be fed and remain forever 4 years old.
I wish Jazz wasn't killed in the first Transformers movie.
Granted! Jazz was never in any Transformers movie.
I wish I'd forget Prince of Wolves so I could read it for the first time again.
Granted. Unfortunately you have also forgotten how to read.
I wish for a good night's sleep tonight.
Edit: Dangit - isn't this the second time you've beaten me to the punch, Lucky7?
Granted. You receive a ninja balloon sword.
I wish I had a permanent solution to all those ninjas around me.
Granted. Unfortunately you go too far back in time and warn your great, great grandfather. This results in a temporal paradox resulting in the collapse of the space-time continuum.
I wish the ninjas hadn't killed me so I could press the space-time continuum reset button.
You explore an island of two square meter, for a year.
I wish my nails were stronger.
granted.
the nails that have fallen into the crawl space of your work shed are super strong, yet have become demagnetized. You are unable to retrieve them.
I wish my hand strikes were fast enough to split hairs.
They are, it's just that your hands aren't strong enough so when you try you split your hand instead of the hair.
Is wish I had ice cream.
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Granted. You now have all the time in the world. Unfortunately you dropped your reading glasses and they are now broken.
I wish I knew what was on the other side of the universe.
Granted. Unfortunately your military contacts were executed for selling secrets to the aliens from Omicron Percei 8.
I wish for Pirates and Ninjas to get along so they can fight the Zombiepocalypse.
granted. unfortunetly the pirates and ninjas are zombies, and instead of fighting against the zombies, they fight for them.
I wish i had a wish to wish for.
granted.
You are sent to a super max prison, life in prison, and kept in solitary... you are now alone.
I wish to learn how to make bacon burgers without having to cook them "well done".
Granted. While the bacon burgers are quite delicious the meat is so under-cooked that anyone who eats your creation gets a bad case of salmonella poisoning.
I wish to have full control over the space-time continuum
Granted. While the bacon burgers are quite delicious the meat is so under-cooked that anyone who eats your creation gets a bad case of salmonella poisoning.
Granted. You are buried under an avalanche of not only thyme, but parsley, sage, and rosemary.
I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
granted.
The fishes ultimate grandfather, an icthyosaurus travels in time, slaps you with its tail so hard that it kills you as you are about to kill its grandkid.
I wish to understand subnet mask
granted.
The fishes ultimate grandfather, an icthyosaurus travels in time, slaps you with its tail so hard that it kills you as you are about to kill its grandkid.
Man, I'm getting killed a lot by my wishes - ninjas, pirates, and now prehistoric fish. Now I know how Nodwick feels. Oh, I guess I better grant the last wish.
Granted - however with your new-found knowledge you are pulled into the Matrix version 1, which becomes infected with a computer virus and crashes.
I wish I knew how to make a wish that wouldn't result in my death or any sort of injury to my person.
Granted.
There is a cave in while you're out and about and you lose all of those wonderful toys.
I wish I had more clones to transfer my conscience into after dying so many times. (I'm down to 5.)
Granted. They all look like THIS
I wish for wings that fly.
Your wish is granted. You now have to do the same amount of work as 5 people by yourself in half the time.
I wish for a moment of peace, in which I am not dead or about to die.