
captain yesterday |
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The General and the kids don't seem to care what Pathfinder Adventure Path we embark on next, so I get to decide. Unfortunately, since ALL OF THEM isn't a realistic answer I thought I'd let FaWtL weigh in!
No Ruins Of Azlant (doesn't look fun to me), Strange Aeons (too scary for a six year old, and running for my brothers as soon as I recover from the oral surgery) or Kingmaker (too much paperwork).
Also no Hell's Vengeance, for obvious reasons.
Also no Giantslayer as that's the one AP since Kingmaker that I skipped.

captain yesterday |
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Have you done ROTR, Shattered Star, or Jade Reagent(skip caravans) yet?
To be honest I BET I could run Strange Aeons cartoonish =P
Again if I'm my usual self, I tend to look at life as a bad joke...
It's the opening part of Strange Aeons I'm worried about.
That and running an adventure path for two groups at the same time is almost as fun as driving across Montana. :-D
Jade Regent was our first campaign, it was killed by a flea infestation, so probably not that one.
And yes, we skipped the caravan stuff.

lisamarlene |
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The General and the kids don't seem to care what Pathfinder Adventure Path we embark on next, so I get to decide. Unfortunately, since ALL OF THEM isn't a realistic answer I thought I'd let FaWtL weigh in!
No Ruins Of Azlant (doesn't look fun to me), Strange Aeons (too scary for a six year old, and running for my brothers as soon as I recover from the oral surgery) or Kingmaker (too much paperwork).
Also no Hell's Vengeance, for obvious reasons.
Also no Giantslayer as that's the one AP since Kingmaker that I skipped.
My kids have been having a good time with Legacy of Fire. Pretty straightforward dungeon crawl, most of the monsters are non-human, and I only have to expurgate a little.

captain yesterday |
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Looks like our options are.
Rise Of The Runelords
Curse Of The Crimson Throne
Serpent's Skull (yes, I know it has issues, I know what they are and I got them covered)
Skull & Shackles
Reign Of Winter
Mummy's Mask
Wrath Of The Righteous
Iron Gods (with tweaks to androids)
Hell's Rebels
Ironfang Invasion
War Of The Crown (to annoy the "you can't run it as it's released!" crowd).

Limeylongears |
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How long have you been sidesword fighting? Was it hard for you to pick it up? Can you read what your opponent is going to do next and are there like a fixed set of moves so that the moment your opponent starts the stroke, you automatically know and move into the counter?
I've had one for two-three years, but I've had to learn from books/Youtube, since nobody teaches it at the clubs I go to. It is very different to sabre, and I don't think I've really got the hang of it yet, but practice makes perfect...
There are fixed moves and set counters to those moves, but the idea is to drill them until they're internalised, and personally speaking, I tend to act from instinct/muscle memory in the heat of the moment...

John Napier 698 |
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If you run Rise of the Runelords, I'd recommend toning down getting the special item from the Succubus, or drop it entirely. That section isn't kid-friendly. Ironfang Invasion is a straight-up Monster Stomp. Reign of Winter is good. Curse of the Crimson Throne is okay if you drop the Vampires, unless your kids don't mind them. Just my two Credits.

lisamarlene |
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If you run Rise of the Runelords, I'd recommend toning down getting the special item from the Succubus, or drop it entirely. That section isn't kid-friendly. Ironfang Invasion is a straight-up Monster Stomp. Reign of Winter is good. Curse of the Crimson Throne is okay if you drop the Vampires, unless your kids don't mind them. Just my two Credits.
COCT needs a lot of expurgating for "thematic elements".

Tequila Sunrise |
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Uhhh too deep for me. I never questioned the inner workings of the universe(the rules), I just followed them without question.
How dull for you! ;)
Truthfully, I was the same way until I discovered the Paizo forum. Then I started reading and debating and thinking about the game rules, and it's been rules-tinkering ever since. :)
My inner sense of order accepts what 3.0/3.5/PF wants to be, and I want it to someday reach that potential. (IMO, naturally.) But that same sense of order rejects a lot of the quirks that hold it back from being that, and the assumptive authority of RAW and D&D convention.

Freehold DM |
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If you run Rise of the Runelords, I'd recommend toning down getting the special item from the Succubus, or drop it entirely. That section isn't kid-friendly. Ironfang Invasion is a straight-up Monster Stomp. Reign of Winter is good. Curse of the Crimson Throne is okay if you drop the Vampires, unless your kids don't mind them. Just my two Credits.
i say leave it in, but I was a weird kid whose parents didnt hide anything and ended up becoming...well, me. So ymmv on that.

captain yesterday |
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captain yesterday wrote:I turned Carrion Crown into Harry Potter, I think I'll be fine.BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hey now! When six 9-12 year olds all scream "Harry Potter!!" when you ask them what kind of adventure they want you do what has to be done.
I would've gone with Ghostbusters personally because I hate Harry Potter, but I can't change the past, and everyone had fun, so...

Freehold DM |
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Freehold DM wrote:captain yesterday wrote:I turned Carrion Crown into Harry Potter, I think I'll be fine.BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Hey now! When six 9-12 year olds all scream "Harry Potter!!" when you ask them what kind of adventure they want you do what has to be done.
I would've gone with Ghostbusters personally because I hate Harry Potter, but I can't change the past, and everyone had fun, so...
revokes boos, freely shares snow with the good captain yesterday

lisamarlene |
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I turned Carrion Crown into Harry Potter, I think I'll be fine.
I would love to know more about this, because my kids would be ridiculously happy if I ran that for them.
Not anytime soon, granted, because it takes us roughly half a year per AP book, but, ya know, EVENTUALLY.
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captain yesterday |
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captain yesterday wrote:I turned Carrion Crown into Harry Potter, I think I'll be fine.I would love to know more about this, because my kids would be ridiculously happy if I ran that for them.
Not anytime soon, granted, because it takes us roughly half a year per AP book, but, ya know, EVENTUALLY.
I will, it was actually fairly easy, and would be easier if I actually knew anything about Harry Potter beyond the basics.
The most important thing is replacing Wake Of The Watcher with The Harrowing, I can't stress that enough.

captain yesterday |
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Captain yesterday - didn't you try to run ROW to have it fall apart after people got bored when you gave them mythic ranks?
** spoiler omitted **
I did! But no more mythic and I've been hatching plans to completely revamp the beginning (without actually changing anything).
Plus they weren't actually paying attention back then.

Tacticslion |
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Classic AP Writing 101:
(1) To fit with this bad guy's theme, let's give her the full feat chain for two-weapon fighting: Two-Weapon Fighting, Greater, and Improved, plus Two-Weapon Defense. Let's then give her Weapon Focus (and Greater) and Weapon Specialization (and Greater), plus, since it's an exotic weapon, we have to add the exotic weapon proficiency. Plus Improved Critical. That is TEN FEATS dedicated to being a bad-a$$ with these weapons.
(2) Tactics section: "On the first round of combat, she turns into a bug and uses her natural weapons."
WTF, AP? Just... WTF?
Ah, yes. The Red Mantis Assassin. So many requirements to gain a capstone that actively prevents you from using your other abilities.

Terrinam |
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Being hit on by college girls when you're college staff is strange.
Girl: Do you have plans this Friday?
Me: Yes.
Girl: How about the weekend?
Me: Yes.
Girl: Next weekend?
Me: Yes.
Girl: When are you free?
Me: Never. I always have plans.
Girl gives me a teary kitten-eyes look for about a minute before taking the hint and leaving.
Coworker: That was Batman villain cold.
Me: I would be in costume, but Nora is refueling my gun.
Coworker: What.
Me: And you call yourself a nerd.

Rosita the Riveter |
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So, late last month I went to Gamestop. I wanted a used PS4, and for $260 I could get one and two games under $20. The associate is trying to find two games for me, and it's actually hard to do. What I really want (Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 collection, may the Switch port come swiftly) is out of stock, and he keeps showing me games that fit my interests, and I have them on Steam. Like, consistently. Sure, I want to eventually play God of War 4 and Kingdom Hearts 3 and Red Dead Redemption 2, but those games are a while down the line. For right now, I was finding nothing to play that I didn't already possess. So I revisit the old debate about buying a Switch. Since spending the holidays selling them at Target, it's been a matter of if, not when.
So I changed my mind and asked for a new Neon Switch and Breath of the Wild. Sales associate was actually visibly annoyed. I got it without comment, but he wasn't happy. Well, there's a reason for that, and I didn't know.
Gamestop makes a huge profit margin on used games and consoles. New? Not so much. Which is why they require a total percentage of employees' sales to be used stuff, or they get their hours cut. Which is why many Gamestop employees outright lie about having new stuff in stock so they can hit their quota and keep their hours up. And I went from getting him at least $260 to that quota to adding about $130 to his quota. All because I made some personal values calculations that the associate didn't really have the ability to dissuade my from (I had figured out the PS4 wasn't right for me at this time). That's not his fault, but if his used sales were lagging (and he did seem rather unhappy about me buying new stuff), I might have gotten him punished or his wages cut by forcing him further underwater on his quota. Which makes me feel like kind of a jerk. Yea, I went to Gamestop and spent $390, and I'm left feeling like I hurt their worker by doing so.
I don't understand why I still willingly shop at Gamestop.

Terrinam |
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Id probably flat out say, sorry, I don't have any interest in dating anyone who's 10 years my junior.Please go and look for someone closer to your age.
But what were you expecting when I have 7 cha.
Look on the bright side, you must be pretty handsome to have college girls to be looking at you ;)
Not really. They just flirt because I can smooth over problems with missing instruments. Dental instruments are insanely expensive.
Well, a couple of the post-grads are serious. But they take hints better and leave me alone.
And I can't be too blunt about it. The rules are far too vague for that.

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Hour 25 of the migraine from hell..... >.<
reads post, nods
gets off subway at next stop
stands on platform until it is empty
calls for abscondi-shuttle
arrives at abscondi-cave
inputs coordinates for lynora into Prius Abscondicar III
works with Ms. McRib to put shrinking machine into trunk of prius
ironically, it is huge
gets in prius, travels to lynora with all due haste
plays final fantasy legend ii while en route to brush up on combat basics
arrives at lynora, leaps out of prius dramatically to amuse her son, husband
uses shrinking device to shrink to osmosis jones esque size
leaps into lynoras ear canal
immediately shows ID to lynora'a white blood cells, T cells, killer t cells
Am directed to lynoras migrane, bossy lynora killer t cell says shes getting too old for this,
has 2 weeks to retirement
leaps into tense situation
migrane laughs hysterically atop lynoras brain,
T cells have perimeter established
migrane brushes a taloned hand across lynoras pain receptors, her cries echo through her body
realizes it is holding lynora hostage
offers self in exchange, ready to enter negotiations
lynora cells say they refuse to negotiate with terrorists, but point out I am a third party and neutral
migrane says it wants a helicopter and a briefcase full of lynoras grey matter
says grey matter is being prepared, give us time
chews fat with migrane, gives lynora cells time to fill briefcase with grey matter, bossy kill t cells boss says I better know what I'm doing, regular t cell says plan is crazy, white blood cell says plan is just crazy enough to work
eventually gets signal on cell phone
tells migrane its ride is here
migrane looks to the sky for helicopter, is taken by surprise as Prius Abscondicar III smashes into it
migrane falls off of lynoras brain in slow motion, flailing at me while screaming
is impaled upon lynoras spinal column
overlooks grisly scene, puts on sunglasses, tells migrane corpse its diplomatic immunity has just been revoked
passing lynora neuron says thats the wrong movie
laughs, lets platelet crime scene lynoras get to work, gets in prius
drives out of lynoras brain, returns to regular size
crashes through much of lynoras house, resulting in regular headache for lynora, family
drives to second job

lynora |
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*Throws a couple of blankets on Djek*
Wait, you're a red dragon. Can't you heat stuff up?
Lynora - ugh that sux. Try drink more water and see if it helps?
There's a plant that my mom swears by but I don't know the English name.
Well let me know if you think of the name. Getting kinda desperate here. Medicine gets me to semi-functional, but the migraine just won’t let up. :(
And yes, plenty of water. I need to drink at least three liters a day thanks to dehydrating effects of a medicine I take, so I always drink 3-4 liters per day just to be safe.

captain yesterday |
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Differences between the personalities of our dog and my dad's dog.
Our dog requires constant pampering or he gets depressed.
Grampy's dog requires constant positive reinforcement or she gets depressed.
Should be a fun few weeks (and incredibly cheerful [insert forced smile here]).
Edit: She really is a super adorable and incredibly loving dog and we're more than happy to help dad any time he wants to go somewhere. :-)