Naked blackout? YAY!
Some people should only be nekkid in the dark.
Some people should only be nekkid with a fencepost in the dark.
Fixed that for ya :)
heavy storm with widespread power blackouts in scandinavia last night, I hope Kajehase was/is saveKajehase lives within a 30-minute walk from two hydro-plants - in other words, the only time I've been affected by a blackout was when the landlord decided to put in some new fences, and stuck one of the fence-poles straight through a main power-line right outside my door (robbing 10% of the town's population of electricity for 4 hours). :D
good to hear you're unaffected by the storm
I have decided that I enjoy Half and Half in my coffee over milk
That is all
For more decadence, try O'Reilly' White Chocolate in your coffee or hot chocolate.
UMMMHHH!!! :{)
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I have no patience for people in management positions who cannot write coherent emails. It is especially frustrating when those emails are supposed to be detailing the finer points of industry regulations and I can't even find a verb with which to make sense of a sentance.
Is a one line reply of "Give me your job" inappropriate?
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Looked it up.... New Years eve. Feat of Pope St. Silvester. Also never heard of it called that before.it is in fact the only name we have for it, new years eve is not used.
the week "between the years" by the way is the only time in the year that fireworks can be legally bought and sold in Germany.
Good to know. Each state has it's own rules but typically most places sell fireworks at the last couple of weeks of June. You can get small things right now, but nothing I would consider a firework.
I won a toaster oven at the company Christmas party this year and I haven't even plugged it in yet. Phone calls from family and a new desktop computer. I'm as happy as I can be. Now it's time for Skyrim or Hunted: The Demon's Forge.
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elucidate.
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It looks like I have to make a character for an actual table top game. It's been too long!
I'm thinking of an Oracle of Bone. Has anyone tried one?
I may give him the wasting curse, and have him partially wrapped up like a leper. A neutral alignment, but with a tendency to use necromancy.
What do you think?
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I'm thinking of an Oracle of Bone. Has anyone tried one?
Oh, behave!
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I have no patience for people in management positions who cannot write coherent emails. It is especially frustrating when those emails are supposed to be detailing the finer points of industry regulations and I can't even find a verb with which to make sense of a sentance.
Is a one line reply of "Give me your job" inappropriate?
I'm going to start ending every f#&#ing sentence with a preposition so I fit in in Texas at.
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Oh, behave!
I'm thinking of an Oracle of Bone. Has anyone tried one?
Filthy!
*jabs with a knitting needle*
good morning FaWtLys,
do you use the phrase "between the years" for the time between christmas and new years day?
I will now.
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It's been a crummy couple of months, and I just found out my great aunt Betty, a really awesome person, has decided not to undergo any treatment for her cancer. She was the first woman police officer in Birmingham, AL, and is a really neat lady.
My grandfather in Michigan went for a walk Christmas Eve at 4 in the afternoon. By 6 he hadn't come home, and grandma called the police. He'd fallen into a ditch in freezing weather, and while he managed to crawl out of the water, his parkinson's made it too difficult for him to stand up. It could have been much worse - the police found him before he suffered hypothermia, and he didn't break any bones, and after a night in the hospital he's back home.
Uuugh. :/
Sorry to hear that Jess. Hope January is better for your family.
Sorry to hear it, Jess. I know I always have difficulty watching relatives get older.
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I'm sorry to hear of your ill family members, Jess. I am glad they found your grandpa before things got worse, though.
Sorry to hear it, Jess. I know I always have difficulty watching relatives get older.+1
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positive waves, Jess
Sorry to hear it, Jess. I know I always have difficulty watching relatives get older.+1+2
positive waves, Jess
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+3Sorry to hear it, Jess. I know I always have difficulty watching relatives get older.+1+2
positive waves, Jess
+4.
I got a Good Swift Kick in the Ass, a knuckle sandwich, and a nice big bag of coal for Christmas.
~whistles innocently and backs away from the thread~
Morning
good morning Solnes
Good morning all
good morning BT
good morning BT
I liked your shooting star!
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's as primitive as can be
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise
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TV station index The big cities blow my minds with how many over the air broadcasting stations there are. Also look at the link to "rent" a station.
White and nerdy?
good morning BTI liked your shooting star!
turned out it was the russian sojus rocket
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White and nerdy?
They see me mowin'
My front lawnI know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on
They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?
I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
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It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Yeah
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operation system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What? What? What? What? What?
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What??
turned out it was the russian sojus rocketgood morning BTI liked your shooting star!
Yes, It's Russian space junk, but it's Christmassy Russian space junk. ;)
Yes, It's Russian space junk, but it's Christmassy Russian space junk. ;)
I tend to think of Devo when I think of Weird Al.
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Sympathies on your troubles Jess. Thanks for the mini Weird Al song blitz CJ, Amish Paradise is one of my favorites. Good morning all. Today, my two sons are going snorkeling off of Bahia Honda Key. Last night, the wind died down, so it was game playing outside on the deck, drinking Margaritas. I don't think I ever want to go home.
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Hey, I won this pdf on Monday - Achievement Feats - Tricky Owlbear Publishing. I haven't had a chance to look them over yet except for a cursory glance, but if they look good, I may make them available in my PBP.