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Not yet anyway.What are the symptoms of plague? Maybe that's what I have...Death?Well, let's see...coughing up blood? lymph nodes swollen to the size of grapefruits in the neck, armpit, and groin area and those 'buboes' turning a hideous black color?
.......Wow. So yeah. I remember the symptoms and presentation of bubonic plague, but I have trouble remembering the names of all the veins and arteries. *facepalm*
Hmm. No, I guess it's not that.
I'm feeling a little better today, but not great. Called into work, because there would be no way I could get anything done.
What are the symptoms of plague? Maybe that's what I have...
You don't have plague. The reality, however, is much worse....
Sadly, your body has been invaded by Nano-Insects from Dimension Z. They are slowly re-writing your DNA in order to change you into one of their drone soldiers. Soon you'll have a new, hive-mind personality, one that fits right in with their agenda of re-forming Earth into a clockwork society where we all exist as cogs in the greater whole.
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Not yet anyway.What are the symptoms of plague? Maybe that's what I have...Death?Well, let's see...coughing up blood? lymph nodes swollen to the size of grapefruits in the neck, armpit, and groin area and those 'buboes' turning a hideous black color?
.......Wow. So yeah. I remember the symptoms and presentation of bubonic plague, but I have trouble remembering the names of all the veins and arteries. *facepalm*
Hmm. No, I guess it's not that.
I'm feeling a little better today, but not great. Called into work, because there would be no way I could get anything done.
That sucks, but hopefully a day of rest will give your immune system time to get its act together and get rid of that stupid bug!
That sucks, but hopefully a day of rest will give your immune system time to get its act together and get rid of that stupid bug!
YOU SEE!!!! She knows the truth! She's probably one of them!!!! AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
WE ARE THE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.That sucks, but hopefully a day of rest will give your immune system time to get its act together and get rid of that stupid bug!YOU SEE!!!! She knows the truth! She's probably one of them!!!! AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
You'll never take me alive!!!
puts on tinfoil suit
The good: I did really well on my math test.
The bad: My classmates had so many questions about the test that we didn't have time for questions from homework and I had quite a few. Quadratic equations are tricky.
Also, WTF weather??? It's not supposed to be warm and humid in April!!!!!
Uhhhh....tee hee math is hard???
OMG, you are so right. But girls can do math, too!
Uhhhh....tee hese math is hard???
My hatred for mathematics is well documented.
OMG! Sooooo bored!
436 posts?
F@@+ that. Let me know if anything important was discussed.
And Math is FUN!
Yes. I save my math homework for last cause it helps me de-stress. :)
436 posts?
F$%~ that. Let me know if anything important was discussed.
And Math is Fundamentally painful /depressing!
Fify.
Nose for sale:completely useless, can't smell anything and stopped up from allergies but a great deal for a really low price of 1.50(shipping and taxs not included).
Is there a prestige class for that?<remembers to optimize a PC that's good at mounting other characters>Some interesting things in Kingmaker:
- Lots of outdoor adventuring - this is a really good chance to try a mounted character and get good use out if it.
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YAP!
*humps Moff*
What are the symptoms of plague? Maybe that's what I have...You don't have plague. The reality, however, is much worse....
Sadly, your body has been invaded by Nano-Insects from Dimension Z. They are slowly re-writing your DNA in order to change you into one of their drone soldiers. Soon you'll have a new, hive-mind personality, one that fits right in with their agenda of re-forming Earth into a clockwork society where we all exist as cogs in the greater whole.
Well tell them to GTFO of my ears, already.
The good: I did really well on my math test.
The bad: My classmates had so many questions about the test that we didn't have time for questions from homework and I had quite a few. Quadratic equations are tricky.
Yes, they are.
Mmmm hot buffalo bugles....you make me so happy.
Nose for sale:completely useless, can't smell anything and stopped up from allergies but a great deal for a really low price of 1.50(shipping and taxs not included).A buck fifty for Human Horn? SOLD!
Ok Lrr.
Hey, the black market for Human Horn is growing....Ok Lrr.Nose for sale:completely useless, can't smell anything and stopped up from allergies but a great deal for a really low price of 1.50(shipping and taxs not included).A buck fifty for Human Horn? SOLD!
Did I mention the nose is stretchable? Able to fit M&Ms up it!
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Did I mention the nose is stretchable? Able to fit M&Ms up it!Hey, the black market for Human Horn is growing....Ok Lrr.Nose for sale:completely useless, can't smell anything and stopped up from allergies but a great deal for a really low price of 1.50(shipping and taxs not included).A buck fifty for Human Horn? SOLD!
If there's M&M's up it, then I'm only pay 50 cents. I want PURE, UNALTERED HUMAN HORN.
If there's M&M's up it, then I'm only pay 50 cents. I want PURE, UNALTERED HUMAN HORN.Did I mention the nose is stretchable? Able to fit M&Ms up it!Hey, the black market for Human Horn is growing....Ok Lrr.Nose for sale:completely useless, can't smell anything and stopped up from allergies but a great deal for a really low price of 1.50(shipping and taxs not included).A buck fifty for Human Horn? SOLD!
No no, nothing is up it. I was just giving an example of its capabilities.
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No no, nothing is up it. I was just giving an example of its capabilities.If there's M&M's up it, then I'm only pay 50 cents. I want PURE, UNALTERED HUMAN HORN.Did I mention the nose is stretchable? Able to fit M&Ms up it!Hey, the black market for Human Horn is growing....Ok Lrr.Nose for sale:completely useless, can't smell anything and stopped up from allergies but a great deal for a really low price of 1.50(shipping and taxs not included).A buck fifty for Human Horn? SOLD!
Excellent. Then we will pay 2 dollars for the Human Horn. Please send it post-haste.
We have a customer who needs it for tonight.
No no, nothing is up it. I was just giving an example of its capabilities.If there's M&M's up it, then I'm only pay 50 cents. I want PURE, UNALTERED HUMAN HORN.Did I mention the nose is stretchable? Able to fit M&Ms up it!Hey, the black market for Human Horn is growing....Ok Lrr.Nose for sale:completely useless, can't smell anything and stopped up from allergies but a great deal for a really low price of 1.50(shipping and taxs not included).A buck fifty for Human Horn? SOLD!Excellent. Then we will pay 2 dollars for the Human Horn. Please send it post-haste.
We have a customer who needs it for tonight.
Ok, sending it over with the bill.
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
Now I know that I can not discriminate due to age or anything like that, but that would be an ideal employee. :)
Ok, sending it over with the bill.No no, nothing is up it. I was just giving an example of its capabilities.If there's M&M's up it, then I'm only pay 50 cents. I want PURE, UNALTERED HUMAN HORN.Did I mention the nose is stretchable? Able to fit M&Ms up it!Hey, the black market for Human Horn is growing....Ok Lrr.Nose for sale:completely useless, can't smell anything and stopped up from allergies but a great deal for a really low price of 1.50(shipping and taxs not included).A buck fifty for Human Horn? SOLD!Excellent. Then we will pay 2 dollars for the Human Horn. Please send it post-haste.
We have a customer who needs it for tonight.
May I just say.....eww! :P
And why in teh world do you bring in your boyfriend who is all over the place bouncing around excited over blow up dolls into fill out apps with you?
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I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
I'd send Jenny, but I think she'd be late for work alot. ;)
CRAP! I need to hire someone for this weekend.
I may also be a bit worked up because this is the first employee the boss is letting me hire on my own. I want to get this right.
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May I just say.....eww! :POk, sending it over with the bill.No no, nothing is up it. I was just giving an example of its capabilities.If there's M&M's up it, then I'm only pay 50 cents. I want PURE, UNALTERED HUMAN HORN.Did I mention the nose is stretchable? Able to fit M&Ms up it!Hey, the black market for Human Horn is growing....Ok Lrr.Nose for sale:completely useless, can't smell anything and stopped up from allergies but a great deal for a really low price of 1.50(shipping and taxs not included).A buck fifty for Human Horn? SOLD!Excellent. Then we will pay 2 dollars for the Human Horn. Please send it post-haste.
We have a customer who needs it for tonight.
DOn't hate. Think of it as a new business opportunity.
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!I'd send Jenny, but I think she'd be late for work alot. ;)
In a heart beat! She is exactly what I am looking for!
And no more than 5 months at one place.... some impressive work experience there, even for a 20 year old. Ugh!
Anyways. Day one of eatting more healthy is going well. i feel all proud and accomplished. :D
I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!
If I lived in MB I think Leafy would have a heart attack if I applied. ;3
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In a heart beat! She is exactly what I am looking for!I need to hire someone part time, and all I am getting for applicants are kids and ..... older ladies who have no idea how to sell what we sell. Argh! I need an open minded, at least not un attractive, 30 year old with some customer experience, who is comfortable with new registar systems, and is only looking for 10-20 hours a week, nights and weekends. Reliable transportation a must!I'd send Jenny, but I think she'd be late for work alot. ;)
Really??
CRAP! I need to hire someone for this weekend.
I may also be a bit worked up because this is the first employee the boss is letting me hire on my own. I want to get this right.
I would so do this if I could.
Math is awesome.436 posts?
F@@+ that. Let me know if anything important was discussed.
And Math is FUN!
Yes. I save my math homework for last cause it helps me de-stress. :)
et tu, Jess Door?
Oh, my group is starting King Maker next week. Any suggestions for a character?I'm running a Kingmaker game. The game is different from others - it gives you a good chance to try different character than would work in your typical campaign.
Some interesting things in Kingmaker:
- This is a long running campaign. Age and longevity can actually be a factor
- Lots of outdoor adventuring - this is a really good chance to try a mounted character and get good use out if it.
- Lots of wilderness adventuring. At least one person in the group should be comfortable outside the city!
- Check the player's guide (free pdf here) if you haven't. It's easiest for everyone to pick a rulership role from the beginning so your stats will fit the role you wish to take and there's more party unity.
Cool cool. I think I've settled on a halfling Cavalier/Bard/Battle Herald with Wolf Mount. I'll probably go for diplomat as my role. Once I get his stat's nailed down I'll post him... the way I'm looking at it fluff wise is that he's been looking for a banner to follow, one that will stabilize the region... he'll have been working for the Stag Lord, and defected (which, of course, I won't tell the rest of the group until someone from the gang recognizes me).
No no, nothing is up it. I was just giving an example of its capabilities.If there's M&M's up it, then I'm only pay 50 cents. I want PURE, UNALTERED HUMAN HORN.Did I mention the nose is stretchable? Able to fit M&Ms up it!Hey, the black market for Human Horn is growing....Ok Lrr.Nose for sale:completely useless, can't smell anything and stopped up from allergies but a great deal for a really low price of 1.50(shipping and taxs not included).A buck fifty for Human Horn? SOLD!Excellent. Then we will pay 2 dollars for the Human Horn. Please send it post-haste.
We have a customer who needs it for tonight.
hahahhahahahaha