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Yeah, but potato chips are easier to snack for constipation than prunes, so maybe they should market olestra chips as a medical laxative intentionally.
No! Nobody wants the post about dookie to be naked.
God, I hope not at least...
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FYIF!
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And ofcourse their is the infamous sugar free gummy bears.
(Oh nice I haven't got to use this alias for quite awhile.)
*vanishes*
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FYIF!
#$%^ you it's friday!
That's my best guess. maybe said to his boss when asked to do extra work.
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If you really want to get rid of constipation in the most epic way possible, then what you want are sugar free gummy bears.
But yes, Lays had a brand of olestra chips that were especially olestra-y so I'd try to get a!%~+%$s to pick them for their value meals.
FYIF!#$%^ you it's friday!
That's my best guess. maybe said to his boss when asked to do extra work.
F%~$ Yes It's Friday!!
But yes, I will absolutely tell this to co-worker when he gets overly ambitious on a Friday.
There is also FIMA, but that's for Mondays.
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Hmm Yes I approve of "Freaking incredible mating accessory" Mondays sound awesome.
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No, it stands for F%$@ It's Monday Again.
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No, it stands for F&~~ It's Monday Again.
That doesn't sound as fun.
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Full metal alchemist but with a silent I.
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No, it stands for F&~~ It's Monday Again.That doesn't sound as fun.
That's Monday for ya.
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Full metal alchemist but with a silent I.Finicky Isthmus Medical Academy.
Funny Inconvenient Monkey Antics.
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Funky Incontinent Miscible Aquatics.Funny Inconvenient Monkey Antics.Full metal alchemist but with a silent I.Finicky Isthmus Medical Academy.
Federal Imergency Management Agency.
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Speaking of things that infuriate me, as a long-time Linux/Unix/Windows/MacOS user, people who don't know which way the slashes go and act like it doesn't matter drive me NUTS.
NO! It is NOT C:/LabData/MyFile, no matter how much you want it to be!
There are instances where the slash gets reversed to support certain languages (I want to say Java, but I'm too lazy to double-check), but when you're telling me, "In Windows Explorer, navigate to C:/LabData/MyFile" I just want to slap you.
Yes, it matters THAT much. Because it HAS mattered for 40+ years now...
browser goes /
file system goes \user goes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Speaking of things that infuriate me, as a long-time Linux/Unix/Windows/MacOS user, people who don't know which way the slashes go and act like it doesn't matter drive me NUTS.
NO! It is NOT C:/LabData/MyFile, no matter how much you want it to be!
There are instances where the slash gets reversed to support certain languages (I want to say Java, but I'm too lazy to double-check), but when you're telling me, "In Windows Explorer, navigate to C:/LabData/MyFile" I just want to slap you.
Yes, it matters THAT much. Because it HAS mattered for 40+ years now...
That might be either (a) an issue with too much exposure to browser and not enough to viewing hard drive location paths (which is very common now as Windows doesn't show them in the explorer anymore unless you start entering it manually, or (b) symptom of some degree of dysgraphia (likely undiagnosed) as the user's brain has problem with recognizing between mirrored instances of the same symbol.
To be honest, if you asked me at a random moment, I'd be baffled to discern them until I could get a moment while looking at a keyboard or a computer.
Its also one of the things I can do on autopilot, but not when consciously thinking about it.
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Another Spotify ad that keeps coming up is one that's really knocked my socks off, let me tell you, and it's for a well-known chain cafe's plant-based coffee! Can you imagine such a thing?! At last, a vegan alternative to everyone's favourite morning meatspresso!
Thankyou, Stabrukcs, from the bottom of our hearts.
I really didn't want to believe you. "People aren't that stupid, are they?"
Actual quote: "Starbucks continues to introduce new drinks and food to menus globally while innovating with plant-based ingredients across key platforms like espresso, cold brew, refreshment, food and more."
Curse it! No more meaty espresso for me!
Ahem. You forget milk and cream being ubiquotions non-vegan additions to coffee.
I am no coffee drinker so I had to check, but while basic espresso is coffee grounds + hot pressurised water - making it vegan product by default, many servings use addition of milk (e.g. cappuccino, latte), so search for milk-substitutes that will give desired effects when prepared in certain way (and announcing it to attract vegans to products they would normally would consider non-viable) makes sense.
No idea how well the results match the desired product but it's completely another matter.
Yes, but they said 'plant based coffee', not 'plant based lattes/cappucinos' or 'plant based milk substitutes', which would make sense (and which are already widely available)
EDIT: As are evidences of my NUDITY.
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its hard to find good beer nowadays.I was drinking like it was 20 or 30%.
And having a couple Sam Adams, cause I was SHOCKED to find a beer I didn't hate (Miller, Budweiser, and Coors are f@#*ing donkey piss) with it.
Turns out the scotch was 80 proof.
And you know...unlike Weed...alcohol has a delayed reaction. So I stopped but my digestion didn't.
Am just now sober.
Sober-ish.
Not while Nigerian Guinness still exists!!
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Another Spotify ad that keeps coming up is one that's really knocked my socks off, let me tell you, and it's for a well-known chain cafe's plant-based coffee! Can you imagine such a thing?! At last, a vegan alternative to everyone's favourite morning meatspresso!
Thankyou, Stabrukcs, from the bottom of our hearts.
I really didn't want to believe you. "People aren't that stupid, are they?"
Actual quote: "Starbucks continues to introduce new drinks and food to menus globally while innovating with plant-based ingredients across key platforms like espresso, cold brew, refreshment, food and more."
Curse it! No more meaty espresso for me!
Ahem. You forget milk and cream being ubiquotions non-vegan additions to coffee.
I am no coffee drinker so I had to check, but while basic espresso is coffee grounds + hot pressurised water - making it vegan product by default, many servings use addition of milk (e.g. cappuccino, latte), so search for milk-substitutes that will give desired effects when prepared in certain way (and announcing it to attract vegans to products they would normally would consider non-viable) makes sense.
No idea how well the results match the desired product but it's completely another matter.
Yeah, Limey already addressed it, but they've provided non-dairy substitutes for cream since their inception. So "we're moving to plant-based espresso" when anyone's been able to walk into a Starbucks at any time in their history and get a plant-based espresso makes it a very dubious claim...
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Its around 90F
The only reasons I havent hit peak miserable is because last year around this time it was 105F
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Another Spotify ad that keeps coming up is one that's really knocked my socks off, let me tell you, and it's for a well-known chain cafe's plant-based coffee! Can you imagine such a thing?! At last, a vegan alternative to everyone's favourite morning meatspresso!
Thankyou, Stabrukcs, from the bottom of our hearts.
I really didn't want to believe you. "People aren't that stupid, are they?"
Actual quote: "Starbucks continues to introduce new drinks and food to menus globally while innovating with plant-based ingredients across key platforms like espresso, cold brew, refreshment, food and more."
Curse it! No more meaty espresso for me!
Ahem. You forget milk and cream being ubiquotions non-vegan additions to coffee.
I am no coffee drinker so I had to check, but while basic espresso is coffee grounds + hot pressurised water - making it vegan product by default, many servings use addition of milk (e.g. cappuccino, latte), so search for milk-substitutes that will give desired effects when prepared in certain way (and announcing it to attract vegans to products they would normally would consider non-viable) makes sense.
No idea how well the results match the desired product but it's completely another matter.
Yeah, Limey already addressed it, but they've provided non-dairy substitutes for cream since their inception. So "we're moving to plant-based espresso" when anyone's been able to walk into a Starbucks at any time in their history and get a plant-based espresso makes it a very dubious claim...
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GM: "Go ahead and roll a Perception check."
Player: *muttering* "Why is always f%#*ing Perception?"
GM: "Because...that's how you...perceive...things."
I try to be careful with perception checks, they can really get frustrating after a while.
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We are in the mess we're in because of such opinion pieces. We must not forget that they were written, who wrote them, and why. I'm sick of voters' short attention span, so I'm happy some nefarious force is out there, re-posting the articles that show us why the U.S. is in the state it's in right now. It's dirty pool, but in this case I approve.
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I think your laptop will be able to handle it. Its also fairly short if you do not want to achievement hunt.Finished Gris. Intense and beautifull game.One of many-many games that I already have and I have yet to play it.
3 hours. It is indeed short. Short but beautiful, the graphics, the music...
Yes, I already finished it. No, I haven't hunted for all the lighty-swirly things. I broke my controller anyway.
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So.
Damn.
Hot.
So.
Damn.
Hot.
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Co-worker: Do you want to hand me that capstone!
Me (who is holding a block in place while the glue sets): I could, but then I'd have to kill you (because if I let go of the block before glue sets it would fall).
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Captain Yesterday (to the high schooler that started working in my general vicinity): Whatever you do, don't touch that block, I just glued it!
High Schooler: Why, are you going to kill me in my sleep
Me: If you touch that block you won't live long enough to see your bed.
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Mrs Sunrise and I took a mini vacation up to Flagstaff this week, and it was wonderful. High 70s to low 80s (mid-20 C's) the whole time, we even saw a downpour! Then I opened my car door after the drive home and exclaimed F$+& YOU PHOENIX because it's still in the 110's here. X(
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Mrs Sunrise and I took a mini vacation up to Flagstaff this week, and it was wonderful. High 70s to low 80s (mid-20 C's) the whole time, we even saw a downpour! Then I opened my car door after the drive home and exclaimed F%#@ YOU PHOENIX because it's still in the 110's here. X(
are you alright?
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Hello, everyone.
I just caught two pigeons doing the dirty in my garage. Seriously, they need to go find a room, or something.
I won't kink-shame them. Go birds. Do your thing.
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I think your laptop will be able to handle it. Its also fairly short if you do not want to achievement hunt.Finished Gris. Intense and beautifull game.One of many-many games that I already have and I have yet to play it.3 hours. It is indeed short. Short but beautiful, the graphics, the music...
Yes, I already finished it. No, I haven't hunted for all the lighty-swirly things. I broke my controller anyway.
** spoiler omitted **
Quite the experience, wasnt it?
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The way today has gone I want to take a relaxing walk through the woods.
Of course, the way today has gone, I will get bitten by a mosquito and contract malaria and 47 other blood-borne diseases, most of which aren't known to be present in the US.
And then I'll be attacked by a pack of wild turkeys.
And then, as I'm crawling, bloody and beaten, back to civilization, a raccoon will come by and steal my wallet.
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Tala wants the infant to watch Vamparina.
But I say a show that advocates killing toddlers is wrong.
That's how you make vampires.
It's worse if she's "born" one. Then it advocates necrophelia.
I feel the need to point out this is a joke.
The way today has gone I want to take a relaxing walk through the woods.
Of course, the way today has gone, I will get bitten by a mosquito and contract malaria and 47 other blood-borne diseases, most of which aren't known to be present in the US.
And then I'll be attacked by a pack of wild turkeys.
And then, as I'm crawling, bloody and beaten, back to civilization, a raccoon will come by and steal my wallet.
I'm sorry man. I wish I could send you a 6 pack and a lap dance.
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This has been a long s#++ty week. The bright spot is a bit of gaming tonight to test the camera set up for my old regular group to get back to more table based online gaming (instead of r20 or FG).
May get a 6 pack for me and request a lap dance from the wife or surrogate of her choice.
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By the way, if anyone knows someone aged 18-30 who plays, or used to play 'Runequest', in either of its current incarnations, drop me a message, 'cause I gotta job for them.
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Despite my numerous threats and warnings no one ended up having to die.
So it was a good day, I guess.
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The way today has gone I want to take a relaxing walk through the woods.
Of course, the way today has gone, I will get bitten by a mosquito and contract malaria and 47 other blood-borne diseases, most of which aren't known to be present in the US.
And then I'll be attacked by a pack of wild turkeys.
And then, as I'm crawling, bloody and beaten, back to civilization, a raccoon will come by and steal my wallet.
Oh man, you were sooo close!!
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F#*~ing mosquitoes.
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Despite my numerous threats and warnings no one ended up having to die.
So it was a good day, I guess.
kill one as an example, just in case. Motivational killing.