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*Gets dressed*
About to go home. Have a good weekend, everyone.


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because it's just too funny not to share...

Poor old b*st*rd.


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Games I've downloaded or am downloading.

Sonic Mania
Farming Simulator 19
Borderlands: The Handsome Collection
Apex Legends
Titanfall 2
Neverwinter
Darksiders 3.


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When a snail dies, does it become an escarghost?


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Every time I make a play on words, my friend has to make a better one. He's a total pun-upper.


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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Hose A and Hose B.


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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor.


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captain yesterday wrote:

Games I've downloaded or am downloading.

Sonic Mania
Farming Simulator 19
Borderlands: The Handsome Collection
Apex Legends
Titanfall 2
Neverwinter
Darksiders 3.

Get Sakura Wars!


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What city in California has the most ghosts? Maliboo.


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Why did the pebble cross the road? It wanted to be a little boulder.


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Fruit doesn't like to be preserved. The process is jarring.


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What is the favorite fast food chain in Westeros? White Castle Walkers.


Freehold DM wrote:
John Napier 698 wrote:
Sharoth wrote:

~whistles and holds out dollar bills~ Shake it gran! Shake it!

~grins and runs~

I think that I should be very careful when a nearby dragon actually hands out money.
this gives me an idea for an adventure.

An adventure where the adventurer's are secretly hired because an eminent group of higher learning/a secret consortium of dogooders is investigating the ongoing disruption of spells and magical effects in a widening region? And it's discovered that Mengkare a "good" gold dragon on a secret island is secretly running a recently expanded secret monastery where the monk's intense meditation is secretly a means to mine bitcoin "mana coin" to horde?

Scarab Sages

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captain yesterday wrote:
Woran wrote:
Ragadolf wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Just to show I'm not full of myself.

THAT is admittedly awesome.

And, also, a LITTLE out of my budget. Ever. :P

Yeah. But its on the list if I someday become filthy rich ;)

It's amazing how much cheaper things become when you get cheap or free labor (me).

Just saying.

That job actually didn't cost as much as you might expect because he was out there pretty much every day helping us.

Also I bring that level of detail and professionalism to every job I do, no matter the size or material.

And to be honest, it's always more rewarding to do something cool for friends.

Well, its more like I have a small yard. Ground is expensive in the netherlands, because its pretty crowded here. So to be able to afford a house with that much room, I'd have to be pretty rich.

But yeah. Once we've saved up for the kind of pavers I want for the yard, we'll see if we can import you for a bit. It would have to be manual labor for the most, because a mini bobcat cant fit into the yard :(

Scarab Sages

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captain yesterday wrote:

Games I've downloaded or am downloading.

Sonic Mania
Farming Simulator 19
Borderlands: The Handsome Collection
Apex Legends
Titanfall 2
Neverwinter
Darksiders 3.

Oh, we should do FAWTL borderlands multiplayer!


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
When a snail dies, does it become an escarghost?

There's a monster for Drejk


Woran wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Woran wrote:
Ragadolf wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Just to show I'm not full of myself.

THAT is admittedly awesome.

And, also, a LITTLE out of my budget. Ever. :P

Yeah. But its on the list if I someday become filthy rich ;)

It's amazing how much cheaper things become when you get cheap or free labor (me).

Just saying.

That job actually didn't cost as much as you might expect because he was out there pretty much every day helping us.

Also I bring that level of detail and professionalism to every job I do, no matter the size or material.

And to be honest, it's always more rewarding to do something cool for friends.

Well, its more like I have a small yard. Ground is expensive in the netherlands, because its pretty crowded here. So to be able to afford a house with that much room, I'd have to be pretty rich.

But yeah. Once we've saved up for the kind of pavers I want for the yard, we'll see if we can import you for a bit. It would have to be manual labor for the most, because a mini bobcat cant fit into the yard :(

Nothing wrong with manual labor, people have been using it for centuries before the industrial age with significant success. :-)


Woran wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

Games I've downloaded or am downloading.

Sonic Mania
Farming Simulator 19
Borderlands: The Handsome Collection
Apex Legends
Titanfall 2
Neverwinter
Darksiders 3.

Oh, we should do FAWTL borderlands multiplayer!

I can do that.

My PlayStation name is stretchdude4 (you'll know it's me because my profile picture is Rex Jonesy from Fortnite).


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor.

So close!

This is what an actual farmer says when they lose their tractor "G@*~++n it, where's my f&!#ing tractor? I bet it was them g&+*+#ned Zimmerman boys next door! Ethel, where's my gun?!".

Scarab Sages

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captain yesterday wrote:
Woran wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Woran wrote:
Ragadolf wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Just to show I'm not full of myself.

THAT is admittedly awesome.

And, also, a LITTLE out of my budget. Ever. :P

Yeah. But its on the list if I someday become filthy rich ;)

It's amazing how much cheaper things become when you get cheap or free labor (me).

Just saying.

That job actually didn't cost as much as you might expect because he was out there pretty much every day helping us.

Also I bring that level of detail and professionalism to every job I do, no matter the size or material.

And to be honest, it's always more rewarding to do something cool for friends.

Well, its more like I have a small yard. Ground is expensive in the netherlands, because its pretty crowded here. So to be able to afford a house with that much room, I'd have to be pretty rich.

But yeah. Once we've saved up for the kind of pavers I want for the yard, we'll see if we can import you for a bit. It would have to be manual labor for the most, because a mini bobcat cant fit into the yard :(

Nothing wrong with manual labor, people have been using it for centuries before the industrial age with significant success. :-)

Well yes, but I also would have liked seeing you shave a bear with it ;)


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Mystery solved, gall level > 90%.

The choir director successfully tracked down the chemistry teacher.

He moved up to his cabin in South Lake Tahoe with no internet and no cell phone access, "roughing it" for the duration of the outbreak.

Yet he is still receiving a full-time salary for "teaching" my son Chemistry.

If my son fails Chemistry, there will be legal action.


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Oh, *and* the school board announced last month that they had made the "difficult decision" to close the school for the rest of the year, only to be planning to change their mind now.

This is the worst school district reaction to anything I've ever seen.


I tried Darksiders 3, it was a video game, pretty predictable, not really fun.

I'm going to try Neverwinter next. I'm not expecting much, free game and what not (one of the "perks" of PlayStation Plus is two free generally crappy games every month.


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A letter:

Re: The May 12th meeting

From the moment this pandemic was identified, the school district's response has been nothing short of appalling. From Dr. Wells' statement that he wouldn't close the schools until someone tested positive, indicating a lack of understanding of communicable disease bordering on the criminal, to a promise of two 45-minute online sessions per class per week that never materialized, the school district has done nothing to inspire faith in its competence.

Impus Minor's chemistry teacher gave students work for the semester and then vanished entirely. No classes. No office hours. The kids are supposed to learn Chemistry on their own. If that is the case, then what is the point of the teacher, or even the school district?

Now, against general medical consensus, you are considering re-opening the schools. In a previous message you indicated that it was up to each school district to decide when to re-open. In your May 8th email, you said that "state government, not local officials" will decide when to open the schools.

The lack of leadership, failure to implement even the most basic of plans, and mixed messaging is totally unacceptable in a school district. I would have accepted canceling the semester; this is the most serious world event in the last 75 years. I would have accepted your promise of two 45-minute online sessions per teacher per week, giving the kids some structure to their lives. But the random assortment of contradictory messages, missing teachers, and failure to listen to science and medical advice completely undermines my faith in any decision you might make.

If you decide to re-open the schools this semester, I assure you that Impus Minor will not be attending.


captain yesterday wrote:
I tried Darksiders 3, it was a video game, pretty predictable, not really fun.

:(

I haven't finished 2 yet, so the 3 waits its turn in the never-ending-queue-of-games-already-bought-but-not-yet-played (coincidentally, this night I have installed GoG Galaxy 2 to replace Galaxy 1, and made a bit of cleaning with some games... Like discovering there is a 3 GB folder within steam game directory of game that I played a bit and uninstalled years ago... delete). Lets hope that is difference in tastes and not D3 being worse than its predecessors.


Drejk wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
I tried Darksiders 3, it was a video game, pretty predictable, not really fun.

:(

I haven't finished 2 yet, so the 3 waits its turn in the never-ending-queue-of-games-already-bought-but-not-yet-played (coincidentally, this night I have installed GoG Galaxy 2 to replace Galaxy 1, and made a bit of cleaning with some games... Like discovering there is a 3 GB folder within steam game directory of game that I played a bit and uninstalled years ago... delete). Lets hope that is difference in tastes and not D3 being worse than its predecessors.

Most likely difference in taste.

Seemed to have repetitive fighting and a lot of jumping from platforms and chain swinging.

I'm excessively picky about video games, mostly because I hardly play them.


Neverwinter was terrible.


I also find Borderlands to be boring.

I'm learning I just don't like video games in general.

Titanfall 2 is somewhat fun though, even if the titans are almost completely useless.


I'm going with Assassin's Creed Origins for today.

Even if subtlety isn't my strong suit.

I got bored and decided I would to grind in Save the World.


Are there kopises (kopides? kopoi? whatever the plural form of kopis is) / falcatas in Assassins Creed: Origins?


Yes. A lot of them.


Okay. Work done. Now to recycle and plan some mother's days activities.

Happy mother's day to the moms on the page.


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I am packed and ready to go. Tomorrow I hit the road and leave Tennessee behind for good, save for potential future visits. I expect to reach my hotel around 8-9 Central time tomorrow night, then leave the next morning and reach Scint's place by early afternoon.


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May Fharlanghn favour your endeavours! :)


Woran wrote:
Ragadolf wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Just to show I'm not full of myself.

THAT is admittedly awesome.

And, also, a LITTLE out of my budget. Ever. :P

Yeah. But its on the list if I someday become filthy rich ;)

Oh, Yeah! Me Too! :)

Like I said, If/when I somehow manage to win the lottery, (Not bloody likely, since I never PLAY it) ;P
I Will TOTALLY hire CY to build me a castle!

I'll be having hurricane parties on my roof! :)


Orthos wrote:
I am packed and ready to go. Tomorrow I hit the road and leave Tennessee behind for good, save for potential future visits. I expect to reach my hotel around 8-9 Central time tomorrow night, then leave the next morning and reach Scint's place by early afternoon.

Good Luck, God Speed, And we'll see you on the other side! (Of the state line, when you get back to the interwebs) ;)


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Fantasy Monster: Arc-Swarm


captain yesterday wrote:

Games I've downloaded or am downloading.

Sonic Mania
Farming Simulator 19
Borderlands: The Handsome Collection
Apex Legends
Titanfall 2
Neverwinter
Darksiders 3.

I like some of those I think darksiders 3 was kind of disappointing considering how much I liked the other 2. Also I don' t know what to say about farming simulator. All the rest are great tho... <.< hmm also neverwinter is no skyrim. I also haven't played apex legends... him ok so I like borderlands and titan fall then...

Scarab Sages

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Orthos wrote:
I am packed and ready to go. Tomorrow I hit the road and leave Tennessee behind for good, save for potential future visits. I expect to reach my hotel around 8-9 Central time tomorrow night, then leave the next morning and reach Scint's place by early afternoon.

Good luck!

Scarab Sages

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Paizocon is going online. I have no idea if the timeslots would work out, but do you want to see if we can get an all FAWTL game in?


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What platform would we play on? Who would DM?

Advanced questions: Can me and gran play a Ettin? Each one of us would be a head we each control half of the body. Imma need y'all to go ahead and admit that would be both the funniest and most annoying thing ever.

Will freehold have to play a follower of Calistria or is it optional?


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Orthos wrote:
I am packed and ready to go. Tomorrow I hit the road and leave Tennessee behind for good, save for potential future visits. I expect to reach my hotel around 8-9 Central time tomorrow night, then leave the next morning and reach Scint's place by early afternoon.

And to think I had just found out you live like right next to me.


Vidmaster7 wrote:

What platform would we play on? Who would DM?

Advanced questions: Can me and gran play a Ettin? Each one of us would be a head we each control half of the body. Imma need y'all to go ahead and admit that would be both the funniest and most annoying thing ever.

Will freehold have to play a follower of Calistria or is it optional?

We talkin' left and right, top and bottom, or front and back?


Left and right for sure. It would kind of DTP if it was front and back.


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Orthos wrote:
I am packed and ready to go. Tomorrow I hit the road and leave Tennessee behind for good, save for potential future visits. I expect to reach my hotel around 8-9 Central time tomorrow night, then leave the next morning and reach Scint's place by early afternoon.

Safe travels.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

Games I've downloaded or am downloading.

Sonic Mania
Farming Simulator 19
Borderlands: The Handsome Collection
Apex Legends
Titanfall 2
Neverwinter
Darksiders 3.

I like some of those I think darksiders 3 was kind of disappointing considering how much I liked the other 2. Also I don' t know what to say about farming simulator. All the rest are great tho... <.< hmm also neverwinter is no skyrim. I also haven't played apex legends... him ok so I like borderlands and titan fall then...

Titanfall 2 is fun, Borderlands IS a great game, I just don't like first person shooters like I used to. It's why I haven't played Outer Worlds.

Apex Legends is just Fortnite for teenagers or adults that really like to gang up together and spout military jargon.

Neverwinter was bad, really bad! So bad I deleted it.


I might actually just buy a video game today instead of relying on the freebies thrown out like scraps on PlayStation Plus.

There's clearly a reason why they're free.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
Left and right for sure. It would kind of DTP if it was front and back.

The real question is: who has control of farts?


So, technically there are elections today. Except there is no possibility of voting in any way, no election committees, no anything.


Drejk wrote:
Fantasy Monster: Arc-Swarm

I needed something like this. Perfect timing.

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