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Season 8 of Fortnite begins today.
For Tiny T-Rex this is a HUGE DEAL.
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I can't take my beagle to the park anymore. All the ducks at the pond attack him. I guess I shouldn't have bought a pure-bread dog.It wouldn't matter, ducks are a+@$%*$s.
Disagree. Ducks are delicious!
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Disagree. Ducks are delicious!I can't take my beagle to the park anymore. All the ducks at the pond attack him. I guess I shouldn't have bought a pure-bread dog.It wouldn't matter, ducks are a+@$%*$s.
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*passes Captain Yesterday a towel*
I will not be censored!
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Hermione is in love with a boy in her class named Diesel. Yes, that's his real first name. He's her third serious crush this school year. She's seven.
NH, can we please get Impus Major to send him a threatening letter saying that HE was actually her first crush and he's very jealous and challenges the boy to a duel? The most recent pic you posted should be enough to scare this little boy away, and if word gets around the school, so much the better.
(Yes, I'm kidding, but only just.)
HOW many years have you known Impus Major?
Do you really want to see the letter he would produce?
Hey!
Even we would like to see the letter he would produce!
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They're also a&$~$!$s.Disagree. Ducks are delicious!I can't take my beagle to the park anymore. All the ducks at the pond attack him. I guess I shouldn't have bought a pure-bread dog.It wouldn't matter, ducks are a+@$%*$s.
Yeah I know. But they're tasty so I don't really bother about the @sshole part.
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"My whole life, Is like a picture of a sunny day" - Modern Girl, Sleater-Kinney.
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Yeah I know. But they're tasty so I don't really bother about the @sshole part.They're also a&$~$!$s.Disagree. Ducks are delicious!I can't take my beagle to the park anymore. All the ducks at the pond attack him. I guess I shouldn't have bought a pure-bread dog.It wouldn't matter, ducks are a+@$%*$s.
If anything, the fact they're such a~%$&+@s makes them tastier.
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*covers eyes with paws and whimpers**passes Captain Yesterday a towel*I will not be censored!
GAZE UPON YESTERDAY AND DESPAIR
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Hermione is in love with a boy in her class named Diesel. Yes, that's his real first name. He's her third serious crush this school year. She's seven.
NH, can we please get Impus Major to send him a threatening letter saying that HE was actually her first crush and he's very jealous and challenges the boy to a duel? The most recent pic you posted should be enough to scare this little boy away, and if word gets around the school, so much the better.
(Yes, I'm kidding, but only just.)
HOW many years have you known Impus Major?
Do you really want to see the letter he would produce?
Hey!
Even we would like to see the letter he would produce!
IKR? Why would you ask such a thing, Nobody?
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This man Understands calculus.
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Disagree. Ducks are delicious!I can't take my beagle to the park anymore. All the ducks at the pond attack him. I guess I shouldn't have bought a pure-bread dog.It wouldn't matter, ducks are a+@$%*$s.
You are both right.
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This man Understands calculus.
the answer is in the lower right.
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Hey now, I'll have you know I'm considered a catch!
I have long hair, a six pack, I'm well groomed, and at the top of my profession.
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This man Understands calculus.
I almost sent that to you yesterday, and then I said "Why? You know he reads XKCD." And then I did...something else...
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Hey now, I'll have you know I'm considered a catch!
I have long hair, a six pack, I'm well groomed, and at the top of my profession.
A regular Fabio.
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This man Understands calculus.the answer is in the lower right.
I'd expect you to bury it in a snow, or even better, a glacier.
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Home all day with Val, he's sick again. He's watching Ghostbusters in bed and eating ice cream, and I'm sitting on the floor reading cookbooks.
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It was an interesting morning, to be sure. Exploding shower drains, flooded bathrooms, and <redacted for extreme political implications and hornets nest> aside, and sinuses, I’m doing well. How are you guys?
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It was an interesting morning, to be sure. Exploding shower drains, flooded bathrooms, and <redacted for extreme political implications and hornets nest> aside, and sinuses, I’m doing well. How are you guys?
My shower drain has never exploded. Therefore I'm doing well.
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I'd expect you to bury it in a snow, or even better, a glacier.This man Understands calculus.the answer is in the lower right.
no, there is a chance someone might find it, or, even worse, that heretofore unknown ice dwelling folk may start worshipping it. Better to burn it, and keep us all safe and sane.
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no, there is a chance someone might find it, or, even worse, that heretofore unknown ice dwelling folk may start worshipping it. Better to burn it, and keep us all safe and sane.I'd expect you to bury it in a snow, or even better, a glacier.This man Understands calculus.the answer is in the lower right.
What if Math = Captain America??
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What if Math = Captain America??no, there is a chance someone might find it, or, even worse, that heretofore unknown ice dwelling folk may start worshipping it. Better to burn it, and keep us all safe and sane.I'd expect you to bury it in a snow, or even better, a glacier.This man Understands calculus.the answer is in the lower right.
do you want FreeHydraDM? Because this is how you get FreeHydraDM!
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do you want FreeHydraDM? Because this is how you get FreeHydraDM!What if Math = Captain America??no, there is a chance someone might find it, or, even worse, that heretofore unknown ice dwelling folk may start worshipping it. Better to burn it, and keep us all safe and sane.I'd expect you to bury it in a snow, or even better, a glacier.This man Understands calculus.the answer is in the lower right.
I must admit you have me intrigued enough to find out.
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But... math (specifically fractal malty) is etched into every snowflake...
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What if Math = Captain America??no, there is a chance someone might find it, or, even worse, that heretofore unknown ice dwelling folk may start worshipping it. Better to burn it, and keep us all safe and sane.I'd expect you to bury it in a snow, or even better, a glacier.This man Understands calculus.the answer is in the lower right.
MATH FOREVER!
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It was an interesting morning, to be sure. Exploding shower drains, flooded bathrooms, and <redacted for extreme political implications and hornets nest> aside, and sinuses, I’m doing well. How are you guys?
Alright, ta - hope your bathroom situation gets sorted!
I do not have a six-pack, or long hair. I am small(ish), dark, skrawny and hirsute, like a (demi-)human/tarantula hybrid.
I have also spent the evening doing p*l*t*cs, and am 'enjoying' a can of wanky flavoured porter in order to wind down afterwards. Nul points.
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MATH FOREVER!What if Math = Captain America??no, there is a chance someone might find it, or, even worse, that heretofore unknown ice dwelling folk may start worshipping it. Better to burn it, and keep us all safe and sane.I'd expect you to bury it in a snow, or even better, a glacier.This man Understands calculus.the answer is in the lower right.
why are the beautiful ones always so wrong?
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But... math (specifically fractal malty) is etched into every snowflake...
will you please stop trying to shoehorn math into everything? UGH!
Now if you will excuse me, I have to cook and pay bills.
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no, there is a chance someone might find it, or, even worse, that heretofore unknown ice dwelling folk may start worshipping it. Better to burn it, and keep us all safe and sane.I'd expect you to bury it in a snow, or even better, a glacier.This man Understands calculus.the answer is in the lower right.
And warm...
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But... math (specifically fractal malty) is etched into every snowflake...will you please stop trying to shoehorn math into everything? UGH!
Now if you will excuse me, I have to cook
and pay bills.
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But... math (specifically fractal malty) is etched into every snowflake...will you please stop trying to shoehorn math into everything? UGH!
Now if you will excuse me, I have to cook and pay bills.
But... it was already there... lurking... waiting to be foooouuuuunnnnnd
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There is a book about Tiny t-rex!
https://geekdad.com/2019/02/youll-melt-over-tiny-t-rex-and-the-impossible-h ug/
Fixed and linked for you. There shouldn't have been a space in "hug."
Hi, everyone.
Posted it from my phone. Which doesnt format text well.
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A regular Fabio.Hey now, I'll have you know I'm considered a catch!
I have long hair, a six pack, I'm well groomed, and at the top of my profession.
Exactly! Except not a caricature and I also have better hair.
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Yeah, I remember the winter of '83...
...that's the one I always tell stories about because we got 7' of snow (over 2m) in 2 days and before the snowblowers would even think of coming our way we had to go out on food and use our ski poles to probe for buried cars so we could flag 'em.
Yeah, nothing gets etched into your memory like coming out to the parking lot to see every car gone. Not even a lump. Just a beautiful, white blanket of fresh new snow...
...under which you know there are at least a dozen cars and you have no idea where they are....
I was a teenager. It was a fun game!
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It was an interesting morning, to be sure. Exploding shower drains, flooded bathrooms, and <redacted for extreme political implications and hornets nest> aside, and sinuses, I’m doing well. How are you guys?
We've gotten a shit load of snow, but nothing's exploded, and neither my bathroom or sinuses have become politically affiliated and I'm pretty sure the hornet's nests are all buried under four feet of snow, or at least dormant, on account of the subzero temperatures.
It was an interesting morning, to be sure. Exploding shower drains, flooded bathrooms, and <redacted for extreme political implications and hornets nest> aside, and sinuses, I’m doing well. How are you guys?Managed to get a repairman in yet?
Nope! Still working on it. Our service requires us to contact a person to contact them to assess stuff then call them back then get approval then do the repairs. Because we have a toilet issue AND a pipe issue, and apparently “plumber” doesn’t cover all of that for some reason (none of their listenced contractors can do both). Go figure.
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Nope! Still working on it. Our service requires us to contact a person to contact them to assess stuff then call them back then get approval then do the repairs. Because we have a toilet issue AND a pipe issue, and apparently “plumber” doesn’t cover all of that for some reason (none of their listenced contractors can do both). Go figure.It was an interesting morning, to be sure. Exploding shower drains, flooded bathrooms, and <redacted for extreme political implications and hornets nest> aside, and sinuses, I’m doing well. How are you guys?Managed to get a repairman in yet?
House? Homeowners Association? Rental?
Who does that kind of nonsense?
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Nope! Still working on it. Our service requires us to contact a person to contact them to assess stuff then call them back then get approval then do the repairs. Because we have a toilet issue AND a pipe issue, and apparently “plumber” doesn’t cover all of that for some reason (none of their listenced contractors can do both). Go figure.It was an interesting morning, to be sure. Exploding shower drains, flooded bathrooms, and <redacted for extreme political implications and hornets nest> aside, and sinuses, I’m doing well. How are you guys?Managed to get a repairman in yet?House? Homeowners Association? Rental?
Who does that kind of nonsense?
Florida.
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Yeah, I remember the winter of '83...
...that's the one I always tell stories about because we got 7' of snow (over 2m) in 2 days and before the snowblowers would even think of coming our way we had to go out on food and use our ski poles to probe for buried cars so we could flag 'em.Yeah, nothing gets etched into your memory like coming out to the parking lot to see every car gone. Not even a lump. Just a beautiful, white blanket of fresh new snow...
...under which you know there are at least a dozen cars and you have no idea where they are....
I was a teenager. It was a fun game!
nobodyshome, please! My penis can only get so erect!