Gary Fhtagn!!!
Gray Fangth!
So, I had a dream about a new Wii game last night. It was one of those kinetic fitness games that could measure your exertion. You programmed it for the goals you wanted to set for exercises each day. It came with a "Bouncy Ball" that you loaded with batteries. It didn't do anything until after you locked in your targets. Then it rolled around the house under furniture, where you couldn't reach it, and yelled at you until you did your exercises. The longer you delayed, the nastier it got, until finally it would insult you in front of your friends. Doing your exercises would make it shut up, but it was cumulative. So if you set your goal for 50 sit-ups and skipped them for three days, you'd have to do 150 sit-ups to shut up Bouncy Ball.
Bork bork bork!
You know not that which you speak!
Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
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So, I had a dream about a new Wii game last night. It was one of those kinetic fitness games that could measure your exertion. You programmed it for the goals you wanted to set for exercises each day. It came with a "Bouncy Ball" that you loaded with batteries. It didn't do anything until after you locked in your targets. Then it rolled around the house under furniture, where you couldn't reach it, and yelled at you until you did your exercises. The longer you delayed, the nastier it got, until finally it would insult you in front of your friends. Doing your exercises would make it shut up, but it was cumulative. So if you set your goal for 50 sit-ups and skipped them for three days, you'd have to do 150 sit-ups to shut up Bouncy Ball.
Too long. Can't read.
I'm always afraid of getting caught in my zipper. X_XI'm always afraid of getting the zipper stuck. Well, not always.
I constantly live in fear of both those things! Except I don't really need to use the bathroom like ever . . .
Wait a second, I don't think I have an alias for this! Oh well. Close enough.
OMG!
down down down down down.
Rock lobster?