Deep 6 FaWtL

[John Napier 698]

Good morning, all. *Gets dressed, because I just woke up.*

[The Game Hamster]

Tacticslion wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

A Ysoki Soldier with a Goblin Junkcycle (starting out) named Fritzy. :-)

He needs to also have a maaaaassive chip on his tiny shoulder when people inevitably call him a "hamster"...

Why?

[Drejk]

Or squirrel. Or mouse. Or some other furred rodent. Or even furred non-rodent, like weasel.

[Ice Bear]

Ice Bear is cuddly.

[NobodysHome]

Aaaand... The eclipse photos are up...

[Whispering Tyrant Art Garfunkle]

Something, something about autumn leaves and thyme and s!~%.

[Ice Bear]

Ice Bear is bored.

[Limeylongears]

Rosita the Riveter wrote:

Okay, I know Tudor people were no dumber than modern people, and all the weird, nonsensical medical care existed because modern scientific understanding didn't spring out of a vacuum, but still. Who in their right mind hears the words "Let's bend that sick guy over and pour mercury up his ass", and doesn't immediately suspect that this may in fact be a bad idea?

There are people today who believe that steaming your genitals is a good idea, syphilis or no syphilis.

[Captain Danger Bear]

Ice Bear wrote:

Ice Bear is bored.

Come and wee on the third rail with Captain Danger Bear.

[Punniculus]

Two new bears?! Where's an owl when I need one?

[The Game Hamster]

Limeylongears wrote:

Rosita the Riveter wrote:

Okay, I know Tudor people were no dumber than modern people, and all the weird, nonsensical medical care existed because modern scientific understanding didn't spring out of a vacuum, but still. Who in their right mind hears the words "Let's bend that sick guy over and pour mercury up his ass", and doesn't immediately suspect that this may in fact be a bad idea?

There are people today who believe that steaming your genitals is a good idea, syphilis or no syphilis.

Also: Enemas.

[Dundack, the old-timey avian]

Punniculus wrote:

Two new bears?! Where's an owl when I need one?

*looks at bears, looks at Pun-god, shakes head emphatically.*

Ooohhh no.
I'm too old for stuff like this ya whipper-snapper.

[90 Year Old Beggar with a Cane]

Get off my lawn! Afore I do to you what I did to that dragon, I tell you what!

[Olde Timey Fisticuffs Yesterday]

Dundack, the old-timey avian wrote:

Punniculus wrote:

Two new bears?! Where's an owl when I need one?

*looks at bears, looks at Pun-god, shakes head emphatically.*

Ooohhh no.
I'm too old for stuff like this ya whipper-snapper.

Ah! A wise quacker, eh!

[Not-So-Avid Contrarian]

Olde Timey Fisticuffs Yesterday wrote:

Dundack, the old-timey avian wrote:

Punniculus wrote:

Two new bears?! Where's an owl when I need one?

*looks at bears, looks at Pun-god, shakes head emphatically.*

Ooohhh no.
I'm too old for stuff like this ya whipper-snapper.

Ah! A wise quacker, eh!

Twas an awful joke!

[Mary Mary Quite Contrary]

Not-So-Avid Contrarian wrote:

Olde Timey Fisticuffs Yesterday wrote:

Dundack, the old-timey avian wrote:

Punniculus wrote:

Two new bears?! Where's an owl when I need one?

*looks at bears, looks at Pun-god, shakes head emphatically.*

Ooohhh no.
I'm too old for stuff like this ya whipper-snapper.

Ah! A wise quacker, eh!

Twas an awful joke!

Was not.

[AVID CONTRARIAN!!!]

Mary Mary Quite Contrary wrote:

Not-So-Avid Contrarian wrote:

Olde Timey Fisticuffs Yesterday wrote:

Dundack, the old-timey avian wrote:

Punniculus wrote:

Two new bears?! Where's an owl when I need one?

*looks at bears, looks at Pun-god, shakes head emphatically.*

Ooohhh no.
I'm too old for stuff like this ya whipper-snapper.

Ah! A wise quacker, eh!

Twas an awful joke!

Was not.

Was tooo!

[Rosita the Riveter]

Limeylongears wrote:

Rosita the Riveter wrote:

Okay, I know Tudor people were no dumber than modern people, and all the weird, nonsensical medical care existed because modern scientific understanding didn't spring out of a vacuum, but still. Who in their right mind hears the words "Let's bend that sick guy over and pour mercury up his ass", and doesn't immediately suspect that this may in fact be a bad idea?

There are people today who believe that steaming your genitals is a good idea, syphilis or no syphilis.

Well, okay, I did once put Icy-Hot on my genitalia in front of my friends to see how bad it could actually hurt.

[Freehold DM]

Rosita the Riveter wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

Rosita the Riveter wrote:

Okay, I know Tudor people were no dumber than modern people, and all the weird, nonsensical medical care existed because modern scientific understanding didn't spring out of a vacuum, but still. Who in their right mind hears the words "Let's bend that sick guy over and pour mercury up his ass", and doesn't immediately suspect that this may in fact be a bad idea?

There are people today who believe that steaming your genitals is a good idea, syphilis or no syphilis.

Well, okay, I did once put Icy-Hot on my genitalia in front of my friends to see how bad it could actually hurt.

o_O

[Vidmaster7]

I thought the late night conversations were weird but man you guys went there today.

[captain yesterday]

Tiger balm is really hard to wash off your fingers after applying.

Especially if you forget to wash it off, which in itself isn't all that bad. However, if one should have to go to the bathroom right after applying but before washing it off, well...

[gran rey de los mono]

I knew a girl in college who's roommate didn't do a very good job of washing her hands after dicing jalapenos, and then changed her tampon. Apparently the roommate was in serious pain, almost went to the ER but was too embarrassed, while the girl I knew pissed herself from laughing so much.

Had this happened in more recent years, I'm sure the video would be on YouTube.

[Punniculus]

Dundack, the old-timey avian wrote:

Punniculus wrote:

Two new bears?! Where's an owl when I need one?

*looks at bears, looks at Pun-god, shakes head emphatically.*

Ooohhh no.
I'm too old for stuff like this ya whipper-snapper.

Come on. A little trans-species nookie never hurt anyone.

I'm guessing.

[Un-Bear-able Puns]

Maybe the pun god will leave me alone now. It was way to many claws calls. I bearly escaped last time.

[Punniculus]

Three! Three bears! One owl! WHY AM I NOT UP TO MY ARMPITS IN OWLBEARS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Very concerned Vidmaster7]

*debates with himself if he should try to explain biology to a trickster god*

Probably not

*walks away*

[gran rey de los mono]

I used to have a job as a diesel fitter at a pantyhose factory. As the pantyhose came off the line, I would hold them up and say "Yep. Dees'll fit her."

[gran rey de los mono]

I was going to tell a joke about boxers, but I forgot the punchline.

[gran rey de los mono]

I took a Viagra the other day, but it got stuck in my throat and I wound up with a stiff neck.

[gran rey de los mono]

Does a tuna with a job work at the offish?

[gran rey de los mono]

My doctor told me I have the body of a 20-year-old. Then he told me to give it back because I'm stretching it way, way, WAY out of shape.

[Punniculus]

Very concerned Vidmaster7 wrote:

*debates with himself if he should try to explain biology to a trickster god*

Probably not

*walks away*

Don't try to confuse me with your science. I know that with magic all things are possible.

*tapes a torch to a fox*

See. I just created FireFox. Go forth and browse the internet.

[Vidmaster7]

o_O well then.

[Punniculus]

*digs a hole, fills it with water*

There's your well. Now what.

[Vidmaster7]

Are you sure your not the god of literalness?

[Punniculus]

*pushes Vidmaster7 into the well*

No.

[Vidmaster7]

I guess I deserved this

Yaaah-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooey!!!

[gran rey de los mono]

If there is a wooden shoe in your toilet, would you say that it's clogged?

[gran rey de los mono]

Sometimes I think I may be a battery. After all, I'm never included in things.

[gran rey de los mono]

I used to think that the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, "Hey, it's the brain that's telling me that. I can't trust this information, it's biased!"

[gran rey de los mono]

What has Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaah!

[gran rey de los mono]

I recently developed a problem with premature ejaculation. It really came out of nowhere.

[gran rey de los mono]

A blind man walked into a bar. And a table. And a door.

[gran rey de los mono]

Is dangerous precipitation a rain of terror?

[gran rey de los mono]

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was far out, man!

[gran rey de los mono]

I could have had a threesome last night if I could have just found two more willing people.

[gran rey de los mono]

Is a pile of kittens a meowntain?

[gran rey de los mono]

I think more advertisements should feature individual chromosomes. After all, sex cells.

[gran rey de los mono]

I used to be in a band called 999 Megabytes. We never got a gig.