Deep 6 FaWtL

[Sharoth]

Transit SETI and the Galactic Internet

[Sharoth]

Naked SETI? NO WONDER we don't see them!

[captain yesterday]

Working tonight!

[Lord High Inquisitor Hamster]

captain yesterday wrote:

Working tonight!

Are you?

Are you really??
OR ARE YOU PLANNING YOUR NEXT CAP-BOT REPLACEMENT?

[captain yesterday]

I can do both!

I was a Foreman/Overlord before working at the toy store.

In fact i hold the record for most college students kept focused enough on a Saturday to get a job done.

Six.

[Lord High Inquisitor Hamster]

Aha, so... You admit to your ill doings...

Henchmen! Bring out our cruelist torture device! The comfy-cushion!!

[Rock n' Roll Troll]

I agree, it's time to get ill.

[Assistant Inquisitor Jeffery]

Lord High Inquisitor Hamster wrote:

Aha, so... You admit to your ill doings...

Henchmen! Bring out our cruelist torture device! The comfy-cushion!!

But sir! Would not The-one-who-eats-chips not be more effective?

[Lord High Inquisitor Hamster]

Great idea Jeff! Bring it out!

[The Naked Game Rat]

I'll be honest, this sounded better to n my head...

[Captain Yesterday, Brut Squad]

I thought I set the record for fastest misplacement of a reshop cart.

But, it turns out I never even had it in the first place!

So I now I hold the record for the most time spent looking for a nonexistent misplaced reshop cart.

If records were kept of such things.

[The Game Hamster]

I bet it did...
Edit: ninja'd
I think that should be sufficient information.

[Captain Yesterday, Brut Squad]

Justice League toys are in!

[Backwoods Vidmaster7, Esq.]

See what happens when y'all make me multitask!

slams a still twitching Opossum on the table dramatically.

[captain yesterday]

I already got a big giant Duck Dynasty bearded dude in a big truck super pissed at me.

[Captain Yesterday, Brut Squad]

And that's two Duck Dynasty bearded dudes with big f$@~ing trucks i've pissed off.

I believe that officially qualifies as a good day (as defined by Ice Cube).

[gran rey de los mono]

Can you go 3 for 3?

[lynora]

Not my best day ever...:

So I'm having kind of a busy week since we're heading on vacation next week. It's an extra super special vacation that we've been planning for two years. We're going to Paris and London. Very excited. But of course there's a lot that has to be done ahead of time. So the kidlet is still having trouble with his hurt knee and we had to pick up his glasses because of last week's snafu where they weren't ready because they were the wrong lenses. So today I had an evening doctor's appointment for the kiddo and we decided to go and pick up the glasses early afternoon. It's not a short drive. It takes about an hour in heavy traffic over multiple highways. It's basically a total nightmare. So we were almost to the eye doctor's when we stopped at a light and the guy behind us didn't. So what was an easy schedule turned into a nightmare as we had to stop and check damage and make a police report and call the insurance agent, etc. The back bumper is a wreck, but thankfully the car was not damaged worse and was drivable. But the kidlet and I both got some nasty whiplash. I actually have a bump on the back of my head from how hard my head slammed into the headrest. So add in emergency chiropractor visits and somehow figuring out how to get my car into the shop in the middle of all the other stuff I have to do onto my week. Yay. And after that we still had to pick up the glasses and drive an hour back home except now thanks to the delay in rush hour traffic. The chiropractor kindly stayed late for us to get us in right away because he's awesome like that. I've been a patient there for twenty years, which is a freaky thought, and I originally started going there because of whip lash from a car accident in which I was a passenger. Anyhow, we went straight from there to the doctor's office for the kidlet's appointment. That was at least something of a bright spot. We got a doctor who really understands joints very well and he was quite thorough in making sure there was nothing serious wrong. The bad news is that it will probably be in pain for quite some time. The good news is that there is nothing seriously wrong and it will eventually heal. So that's something. And then we finally made it home and had dinner and I was so hungry that I ate too much and now I feel quite sick to my stomach as a result. But it was taco night and they were yummy. Even if now my stomach is like, no, that was too many tacos, we don't have room for that many tacos. Ugh. So yeah, all of that. And now I have to get up super early tomorrow because All the Appointments! Meanwhile, I just want to sleep for like a week.....

[lynora]

Time to knit and watch tv I think. At least until I calm down enough to go collapse into bed.

[captain yesterday]

That's terrible!

Rest your neck and alternate between hot and cold.

Have fun in Europe!

[Sharoth]

Ouch! Sorry to hear that, lynora! I hope that you both feel better soon.

[captain yesterday]

I figured out what I'm going to do for our anniversary.

I won't die after all!

From that.

Looks around suspiciously.

[Vidmaster7]

So tired and not feeling good tonight better start on coffee now.

[captain yesterday]

Weird things we ask our kids to do.

"Can you draw your mother, in a long skirt with outstretched arms, as a Muppet" - Myself to Pea Bear.

[Vidmaster7]

So bored tonight I briefly thought about starting a thread entitled
Why is the fighter so OP? Then I realized it would shift my alignment and I would loss all my paladin powers.

[Jack Al'Tradies]

captain yesterday wrote:

Weird things we ask our kids to do.

"Can you draw your mother, in a long skirt with outstretched arms, as a Muppet" - Myself to Pea Bear.

Kinky.

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

So bored tonight I briefly thought about starting a thread entitled

Why is the fighter so OP? Then I realized it would shift my alignment and I would loss all my paladin powers.

Sounds like a good way to get a thread locked.

[gran rey de los mono]

Hey Vidmaster7, if you're that bored, why don't you draw the General in a long skirt with arms outstretched, as a Muppet? Then sell said drawing to Pea Bear so she doesn't have to do it.

[Vidmaster7]

I ... I wouldn't even know where to begin. plus capt would know it wasn't hers. my drawing is horrible. (I don't know how old this pea bear is but unless shes has yet to develop fine motor skills he is probably better artist then me.)

[captain yesterday]

Good luck! All her money is being saved for her mermaid tail.

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

I ... I wouldn't even know where to begin. plus capt would know it wasn't hers. my drawing is horrible. (I don't know how old this pea bear is but unless shes has yet to develop fine motor skills he is probably better artist then me.)

I suppose you could start the way Jack Nicholson said he wrote women in As Good as it Gets. "I think of a man. Then I take away reason, and accountability."

Not sure how you're going to draw that, regardless of skill, but maybe it will help.

[gran rey de los mono]

captain yesterday wrote:

Good luck! All her money is being saved for her mermaid tail.

Well, considering Vidmaster7's professed lack of skill, one can assume it would be very cheap.

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

I ... I wouldn't even know where to begin. plus capt would know it wasn't hers. my drawing is horrible. (I don't know how old this pea bear is but unless shes has yet to develop fine motor skills he is probably better artist then me.)

I suppose you could start the way Jack Nicholson said he wrote women in As Good as it Gets. "I think of a man. Then I take away reason, and accountability."

Not sure how you're going to draw that, regardless of skill, but maybe it will help.

So many good lines in that movie.

[captain yesterday]

ALL her money is being saved, the last time she saved ALL her money she bought a dog.

Besides, deals were made, I get Starfinder, the kids can save up for mermaid tails (Tiny T-Rex is also very excited to be a Merman).

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

I ... I wouldn't even know where to begin. plus capt would know it wasn't hers. my drawing is horrible. (I don't know how old this pea bear is but unless shes has yet to develop fine motor skills he is probably better artist then me.)

I suppose you could start the way Jack Nicholson said he wrote women in As Good as it Gets. "I think of a man. Then I take away reason, and accountability."

Not sure how you're going to draw that, regardless of skill, but maybe it will help.

So many good lines in that movie.

I think the only lines I remember are that one and "You make want to be a better man." Of course, I don't think I've seen it since it was in theaters, so that could be why.

[Vidmaster7]

2 other
Melvin Udall: Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here!

Frank Sachs: If there's a mental health organization that raises money for people like you, be sure to let me know.

[gran rey de los mono]

I do remember the "sell crazy" one now that you mention it. I don't recall the other, but I like it.

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

I ... I wouldn't even know where to begin. plus capt would know it wasn't hers. my drawing is horrible. (I don't know how old this pea bear is but unless shes has yet to develop fine motor skills he is probably better artist then me.)

You could also start with this picture. Now, just make it look like the General as a Muppet.

I've done like half the work for you.

[gran rey de los mono]

So I'm working on the characters my friends will use for my Demon Hunters one-shot, and I'm pretty happy with the Concept Aspect for the team leader: "Rainbow-maned, gung-ho, herder of cats".

[gran rey de los mono]

Also, one of the characters is named "Josephus Vaxille Keetar Samaritan Orpheum Longshanks the 5th".

Edit: His Trouble Aspect is "Everyone is a Test Subject."

[Freehold DM]

lynora wrote:

** spoiler omitted **...

punches lynoras day in the face repeatedly

[gran rey de los mono]

What does an astronaut put on his sandwich? Launch meat.

[gran rey de los mono]

If you rent out assassins and torturers, are you the lessor of two evils?

[gran rey de los mono]

If zombies have to eat brains to survive, does that make them obligate cognivores?

[gran rey de los mono]

Why did the Ringwraith play hookey? Because he was a Nah-School.

[gran rey de los mono]

Just a few jokes for the hell of it.

[Evil Overlord]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

So bored tonight I briefly thought about starting a thread entitled

Why is the fighter so OP? Then I realized it would shift my alignment and I would loss all my paladin powers.

Do it! I promise nothing bad will happen!

[Darth Draconis]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Just a few jokes for the hell of it.

That is so very Dark of you, young Padawan!

[Limeylongears]

captain yesterday wrote:

ALL her money is being saved, the last time she saved ALL her money she bought a dog.

Besides, deals were made, I get Starfinder, the kids can save up for mermaid tails (Tiny T-Rex is also very excited to be a Merman).

Will he also get:

A) A trident
B) A sea-green beard
C) A conch shell?

[Major Someothertime]

Limeylongears wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

ALL her money is being saved, the last time she saved ALL her money she bought a dog.

Besides, deals were made, I get Starfinder, the kids can save up for mermaid tails (Tiny T-Rex is also very excited to be a Merman).

Will he also get:

A) A trident
B) A sea-green beard
C) A conch shell?

Nah, give him a clam-shell bra like his sister.