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lisamarlene wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
Is this a bad time to mention I didn't care much for Dune?
I hate Dune, possibly more than any other movie other than Poltergeist, but it's a gold mine for outdated references.
My name IS a killing word!

You trying to steal my schtick?


Quibblemuch Haderach wrote:
Amby's Brain wrote:
There really should be a bard/ninja archetype that wields puns like Weirding module shurikens.
I AM THE QUICKWITZ JOKEYHACK!!

My name is a killing word.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:

Oh so apparently he's batman. also just terrible at keeping a secret identity.

Can I like burrow some cash since you have practically theoretical infinite amount of it? by burrow I mean give me btw.

You want to dig in cash? That's odd.

Or did you possibly mean borrow?

That one was a legitimate typo that I didn't notice. Now give me the money!
Only if you say the magic word.

avada kedavra!

(or wait is that the killing one? I probably shouldn't of used that one if my goal was to get money from you... I mean I seriously doubt you have THAT much on you.)

My name is a killing word.


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Nekkid Vidmaster7 wrote:
*raises fist* solidarity!

Solid air titties? Where?


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*surreptitiously places cucumber behind Mort*


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*pulls Mort's tail*


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My name is a killing word.


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*lurks*


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captain yesterday wrote:

Weird things we ask our kids to do.

"Can you draw your mother, in a long skirt with outstretched arms, as a Muppet" - Myself to Pea Bear.

Kinky.


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Kileanna's unnamed bard wrote:
As soon as I have a name I can be your paladin, my lord Punniculus. Following the tradition of bards that pretend to be something else.

How about "Lady Menage d'Trois"?


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Kileanna wrote:
...(Autocorrect wanted me to say "nekkid bards" which also seems like a nice experience)

Let's find out. *begins to remove clothes*


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Hmm..."Freehold and the Baron." Kinda sounds like the name of a comedic anime, doesn't it?


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Pecan Sandie Duncan wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
I still maintain that the best name for a Bard is Jack Al'Tradies.
Of House Al'Tradies, sound striker archetype? :)

My name is a killing word.