TriOmegaZero |
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TriOmegaZero wrote:TL has never heard of the itis.Alas, I'm going to have to ask for an explanation.
Now that wardrobe malfunctions are no longer a concern...
I heard it in the service, like most things. It's the sleepiness that comes from eating, usually lunch, since you have to go back to work afterwards.
Limeylongears |
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'The Captain'
1 x hard ginger beer
1 x shot of (blended) Scotch
Ice
Slice of root ginger
Lemon juiceFill pint glass 2/3rds of way up with hard ginger beer
Add Scotch & lemon juice
Top up with water & ice.Drink. Repeat until you can't distinguish between yourself and your 9,999,999 other aliases
'The Pruinamancer'
1 x highball glass full of crushed ice
Vodka
Absinthe
Mint leaves.
'The Longears'
1) Take Guinness (other stouts are available)
2) Pour down pie-spout
3) Fall over
4) Power turns off temporarily. Wander around house, crying "WHERE DUH 'LECTRIZITUR? WHERE DUH 'LECTRIZITUR? GODS ANGRY! WHAT DO? WHAT DO?", until you realise that the trip-switch is the wrong way up, at which point you switch it back the right way and instantly make everything fabulous again.
5) More stout.
Limeylongears |
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'The Aranna'
1 x vanilla milkshake
2+ measures spiced rum
1+ measure Bailey's
Chocolate chip pieces
Whipped cream
1) Pour vanilla milkshake into Sundae glass
2) Add rum and Bailey's
3) Whip cream in separate recepticle, adding chocolate chip pieces as you do so to ensure that the one is well mixed in with the other
4) Spoon mixture into Sundae glass. Consume.
Apologies if this doesn't really fit the bill at all...
Freehold DM |
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Here's one from when I first joined the messageboards..may have been on fawtl, may not have been.
1941
Ingredients
Soymilk
Seltzer
Smucker's Caramel(squeeze jar)
Jack Daniels
Ice cubes
Recipe
Pour soymilk, seltzer, and two liberal squeezes of caramel into highball glass. Mix with hand mixer.
Add Jack Daniel's- 1 or 2 shots depending on how bad the day's been.
Drop in an ice cube or two.
Drink.
Tacticslion |
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Japanese porn for Freehold
... not sure whether to favorite or not, as I've not clicked it, for obvious reasons... hm...
* squints *
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Tobias Funke, Actor, M.D. |
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Gob Bluth, Magician wrote:Are you really going to ignore the guy with the four thousand dollar suit.In fact, Gob had started to alienate some of the FaWtLees.
On the next Arrested FaWtLopment, Freehold finally gets a call from the Bonchon Group with a life-changing opportunity. But Alton Brown had stolen his cellphone, and his life stays the same.
Wow! I thought I had a mouth full!
Freehold DM |
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Gob Bluth, Magician wrote:Are you really going to ignore the guy with the four thousand dollar suit.In fact, Gob had started to alienate some of the FaWtLees.
On the next Arrested FaWtLopment, Freehold finally gets a call from the Bonchon Group with a life-changing opportunity. But Alton Brown had stolen his cellphone, and his life stays the same.
shakes fist
Orthos |
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So last night I had what has to be one of the most surreal yet awesome experiences I've ever had in NWN.
My Dragonborn Paladin and ex-Blackguard of Tiamat finally traveled back home to see her birth family for the first time since her change of faiths, after a rather insistent invitation from her priestess mother and assassin brother that included a vague but pointed threat toward one of her closest friends' children. Upon arriving she was greeted in a semi-friendly manner by her father and sister and invited to dinner, but as soon as her mother showed up, the sniping began.
And for clarification, this is the 3.5 version of Dragonborn, where they're adopted children of Bahamut literally reborn in his image (the would-be petitioner actually builds a ceramic egg filled with incense and alchemical fluids and seals themselves inside for the metamorphosis) and sworn to fight on his side in his endless war against Tiamat, rather than simply a draconic-descended race of humanoids as they are in 4 and 5e.
So you have a devoted servant of Bahamut trading passive-aggressive barbs with a high-level cleric of Tiamat about how the former needs to come home and rejoin the clan and had so much potential, while their father/husband and sister/daughter are having a perfectly normal conversation about "where have you been", "heard you got married", "what would you like to drink", "does anyone wants some potatoes", "you haven't touched your asparagus" at the same time.
Sharoth |
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Chivalry, its not dead.
~laughter~ I do not think that is what she meant.
lynora |
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And the Kidlet is off to a birthday party for his friend, which is a big deal when you've only got one friend and this is the only birthday party you'll go to all year. It's a nerf party so I spent the morning putting labels on nerf guns and clips so he doesn't lose his clips and things during the craziness of an extended nerf battle among assorted twelve year olds. I am so glad I don't have to supervise that insanity. :)
Limeylongears |
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Huzzah!
Today, I did some things I can't talk about on FaWtL (since I have no intention of becoming bike-bait), de-reekified my HEMA kit with a sprayer full of inexpensive vodka and did quite a lot of exercise. The weather's still being peculiar - hail in the morning and lovely sunshine all afternoon - but overall, quite a nice day.
Freehold DM |
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Huzzah!
Today, I did some things I can't talk about on FaWtL (since I have no intention of becoming bike-bait), de-reekified my HEMA kit with a sprayer full of inexpensive vodka and did quite a lot of exercise. The weather's still being peculiar - hail in the morning and lovely sunshine all afternoon - but overall, quite a nice day.
hides in bushes outside Limeylongears house, sips tea, waits patiently
He'll come out with the bike sometime...
baron arem heshvaun |
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Your Surname meaning, origin and worldwide distribution.
Or in the case of Captain Yesterday, where all the voices in his head hail from.
Limeylongears |
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Observation of today: The Lantern Bearer prestige class is obnoxiously easy to qualify for. But only for elves, no luck otherwise.
One of the many reasons I find elves... irritating.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha!
Ha!
And now, a joke.
Q: How do you titillate an ocelot?
Oscillate its tit a lot
Miss Kitty |
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I recently bought a new small garbage can for my office area, but I keep finding my cats in it. Apparently what I actually bought was a cat bed. :)
Yes, small garbage cans are almost as perfect as cardboard boxes.
I was reading about how people responding to cats in trouble use mesh washing bags to restrain them without causing stress, which was a new idea to me. I'm thinking about stopping by the closeouts store on Monday and buying a mesh pop-open/pop-up laundry bag for our remaining cat as a semi-private "duck people blind"/cat fort.
lynora |
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lynora wrote:I recently bought a new small garbage can for my office area, but I keep finding my cats in it. Apparently what I actually bought was a cat bed. :)Yes, small garbage cans are almost as perfect as cardboard boxes.
I was reading about how people responding to cats in trouble use mesh washing bags to restrain them without causing stress, which was a new idea to me. I'm thinking about stopping by the closeouts store on Monday and buying a mesh pop-open/pop-up laundry bag for our remaining cat as a semi-private "
duckpeople blind"/cat fort.
That's a great idea. We use a mesh pop up hamper to hold our empty cans for recycling, but we don't really drink soda anymore, so it takes forever to fill and in the meantime it makes a great kitty playground. Cans to roll around the floor and a spot to lurk while waiting for unsuspecting ankles to pounce on! Perfect! :)