Deep 6 FaWtL

[Cap'n Yesterday's Winter Bliss]

The winter mix turned all snow, should get a few inches out of it, the walk to the store later for coffee and toilet paper shall be glorious indeed. :-)

[captain yesterday]

As I said, glorious indeed.

[Celestial Healer]

You and Freehold both need to be exiled to Nunavut or something.

[Cap'n Yesterdays Winter Madness]

Unlike Freehold, I have a limit.

Too cold for too long make Captain Yesterday go something, something...

[Kobold Catgirl]

POLL

[Kobold Catgirl]

• Forums are too long

[Kobold Catgirl]

• Forums are WAY too long

[Scintillae]

wait i think i did it wrong

[Kobold Catgirl]

• Damn it Scintillae you had ONE job

[captain yesterday]

I like what she did there, so I'm also going to switch my vote...

[Celestial Follower]

Celestial Healer wrote:

You and Freehold both need to be exiled to Nunavut or something.

I hear it's lovely every time of year.

[Rosita the Riveter]

Freehold DM wrote:

Rosita the Riveter wrote:

I bought the PS3 version of Okami. The graphics alone are worth the price of admission.

looks at xbone sitting on shelf

I can't even look at you right now....

If you wanted to buy Japanese video games, you should have bought a Japanese console.

[Freehold DM]

Or a ps3, apparently.

[Your Creepy Neighbor]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

POLL

You said pole.

[Colonel Kernel]

Pole?

[Cantankerous Rules Lawyer]

Yes, let's define this "pole"

Does it have hands?

Which way is it facing?

Can it take a 5' step out of grease, while being grappled by a Gnome.

[Rosita the Riveter]

Oh, I'll show you a pole.

[Tacticslion]

Which one: Gorbacz or Drejk?

[Drejk]

I am not showing any of you my pole!

[Tacticslion]

Drejk wrote:

I am not showing any of you my pole!

It's a good thing you're top page... um... streak... has been broken, then, isn't it?

[Rosita the Riveter]

I went to McDonald's and ordered a McGangbang. Kind of disappointing. Not enough meat between the buns. I have a plan, though. What we gotta do is go bigger. Skip these limp McDoubles and McChickens. Get a double Quarter Pounder with cheese and one of them Buttermilk Crispy Chicken sandwiches. Make sure it has bacon. Now that'll make a meal. Needs an impressive name, though. A mere bang is not enough. We shall call it...

The McOrgy.

[gran rey de los everything]

Cantankerous Rules Lawyer wrote:

Yes, let's define this "pole"

Does it have hands?

No. But sometimes it has Hans.

Cantankerous Rules Lawyer wrote:

Which way is it facing?

Antispinward.

Cantankerous Rules Lawyer wrote:

Can it take a 5' step out of grease, while being grappled by a Gnome.

Only if all three of the following are true:

1) We convert 5' to metric and round off to 1.5 meters.
2) The grease is certified organic, vegan, gluten-free grease.
3) At least one of the Gnome's hands is grappling the upper 4/97ths of the pole.

[Sissyl]

Rosita the Riveter wrote:

I went to McDonald's and ordered a McGangbang. Kind of disappointing. Not enough meat between the buns. I have a plan, though. What we gotta do is go bigger. Skip these limp McDoubles and McChickens. Get a double Quarter Pounder with cheese and one of them Buttermilk Crispy Chicken sandwiches. Make sure it has bacon. Now that'll make a meal. Needs an impressive name, though. A mere bang is not enough. We shall call it...

The McOrgy.

I support this fully.

[Dirty Old Victorian Longears]

Rosita the Riveter wrote:

I went to McDonald's and ordered a McGangbang. Kind of disappointing. Not enough meat between the buns. I have a plan, though. What we gotta do is go bigger. Skip these limp McDoubles and McChickens. Get a double Quarter Pounder with cheese and one of them Buttermilk Crispy Chicken sandwiches. Make sure it has bacon. Now that'll make a meal. Needs an impressive name, though. A mere bang is not enough. We shall call it...

The McOrgy.

The plot for my next moving picture production appears to have just written itself! Haw haw!

(NB: Lose the clowns. And the chicken)

[Limeylongears]

Drejk wrote:

I am not showing any of you my pole!

But could you draw us a Polsky Wolsky Doodle (all the day) ? :P

[baron arem heshvaun]

TITANIUM! (not the song)

[Tacticslion]

baron arem heshvaun wrote:

TITANIUM! (not the song)

Hah! Nice.

[Celestial Healer]

Morning, all. What did I miss?

[captain yesterday]

I'm having a s%#&ty morning. >:-(

[Tacticslion]

captain yesterday wrote:

I'm having a s&~!ty morning. >:-(

:(

[baron arem heshvaun]

Freehold scientists at Columbia University explain the reason for Jap Anime

[captain yesterday]

Makes me glad to be an American.

[Tacticslion]

captain yesterday wrote:

I'm having a s$@%ty morning. >:-(

All seriousness aside: have you tried flushing?

[captain yesterday]

I wish I could flush it.

[captain yesterday]

When certain people in my life are angry, lazy and sarcastic every day for weeks on end, it gets to me.

I thrive on positive vibrations.

[baron arem heshvaun]

captain yesterday wrote:

I'm having a s*!+ty morning. >:-(

Sorry to hear that Captain, rest assured the sun will come out tomorrow, according to this red head orphan metrologist I know.

In the meantime COOK SOMETHING UP!

[Redbeard the Scruffy]

Write a letter of encouragement to a child suffering from a terminal disease. Cheers you right up, at least about your own situations. My wife does that for...some charity, I forget which.

[captain yesterday]

Just venting, that was all i was doing

[non-dyslexic Valeros]

captain yesterday wrote:

I wish I could flush it.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIII see what you did there.

captain yesterday wrote:

Just venting, that was all i was doing

IIIIIIIIIIIIIII see what you did there.

[captain yesterday]

okay then.

[Tacticslion]

captain yesterday wrote:

okay then.

The first is an audible pun, only viable if you read things as if you were speaking them aloud, as I do*; it's based on what you've previously said about how your day was going. As a hint, drop the "flu" part. It's... not very deep.

The second is a(n extremely questionable/subtle) "pun" based on the word "flushing" (though notice the word "pun" is in quotes - it was a stretch, even for me, and I made it).

For the record, while I am joking with you, I'm not doing so to be annoying or mock you, though I understand if it's annoying, and I apologize. Rather, I joke in the hopes that levity will help lighten your mood. Positive vibrations and good waves, if you will.

* Also for the record, I do this for pretty much everything, and I still miss spelled-out verbal puns, so...

Also, Puns are awesome, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[Kajehase]

Treppa wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

You silly Americans and your baseball.

[Kajehase]

Yay, the bicycle chain on my workbike frickin' broke apart... Exactly what I needed for a good weekend.

[Tacticslion]

Kajehase wrote:

Yay, the bicycle chain on my workbike frickin' broke apart... Exactly what I needed for a good weekend.

:(

[captain yesterday]

It was actually incredibly difficult, and has me in a horrible mood, that i feel terrible about the whole thing.

But, i'm glad someone is able to laugh about it.

It won't be me.

[Kajehase]

Gaston La Touche - La Lettre (1885)

[Freehold DM]

captain yesterday wrote:

I'm having a s&&%ty morning. >:-(

same here.

Mta stupidity combined with things being stupid as soon as I get to work...here's hoping things improve.

[Freehold DM]

Kajehase wrote:

Yay, the bicycle chain on my workbike frickin' broke apart... Exactly what I needed for a good weekend.

f$*+.

I'm sorry man. I feel your pain.

[Freehold DM]

baron arem heshvaun wrote:

Freehold scientists at Columbia University explain the reason for Jap Anime

looool

[TriOmegaZero]

I got up early and finished my biology paper before heading to class. Pretty average day for me. On the plus side, my last class of the day is canceled, so I'll be home early.