
Solnes |

Busy night at work.
I decided to make a project of rearranging the store, you know, cause we have been slow lately, and of course in the middle of all this we get slammed! Which was awesome! Made the night go by very quickly.
I see I missed some fun. I tried to catch up on it. Sorry if I missed anything important in the midst of the crazy.
Talk at ya'll tomorrow... I iz exhausted. :)
(((Hugs)))

The 8th Dwarf |

G'day FAWLTIES how are you on this cold Saturday afternoon?
I am going to a Eurovision Song Contest semifinal party tonight - We are supporting Switzerland this year and bringing fondue..
Eurovision is so bad its its funny - A link to some very bad Eurovison entries.

The 8th Dwarf |

What pray tell is Eurovision?!?!?!!
Europe has a big song contest and its horrible - tacky, big hair, out of tune, bad English (except for the French as they only sing in French)soppy crap songs its a wonderful mess.
Its very popular in Australia just because its so hammy and bad it is good kind of like Iron Chef.
A lot of people have parties.. and guests get assigned a random country to support and you have to bring food from that country - some people even dress-up.

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Crimson Jester wrote:What pray tell is Eurovision?!?!?!!Europe has a big song contest and its horrible - tacky, big hair, out of tune, bad English (except for the French as they only sing in French)soppy crap songs its a wonderful mess.
Its very popular in Australia just because its so hammy and bad it is good kind of like Iron Chef.
A lot of people have parties.. and guests get assigned a random country to support and you have to bring food from that country - some people even dress-up.
The party sounds like fun but I think I would kill the TV before too many songs were sung.

The 8th Dwarf |

The 8th Dwarf wrote:The party sounds like fun but I think I would kill the TV before too many songs were sung.Crimson Jester wrote:What pray tell is Eurovision?!?!?!!Europe has a big song contest and its horrible - tacky, big hair, out of tune, bad English (except for the French as they only sing in French)soppy crap songs its a wonderful mess.
Its very popular in Australia just because its so hammy and bad it is good kind of like Iron Chef.
A lot of people have parties.. and guests get assigned a random country to support and you have to bring food from that country - some people even dress-up.
We are usually very drunk by the time the music starts... We used to get the BBC's feed and their commentator Terry Wogan, he was so cutting and nasty in that polite deadpan English way it was hilarious....
"Doctor Death and the Tooth Fairy," – his take on the hosts of the 2001 contest in Denmark.
"Who knows what hellish future lies ahead? … Actually, I do. I've seen the rehearsals," - opening remark for the 2007 show in Finland.

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Crimson Jester wrote:The 8th Dwarf wrote:The party sounds like fun but I think I would kill the TV before too many songs were sung.Crimson Jester wrote:What pray tell is Eurovision?!?!?!!Europe has a big song contest and its horrible - tacky, big hair, out of tune, bad English (except for the French as they only sing in French)soppy crap songs its a wonderful mess.
Its very popular in Australia just because its so hammy and bad it is good kind of like Iron Chef.
A lot of people have parties.. and guests get assigned a random country to support and you have to bring food from that country - some people even dress-up.
We are usually very drunk by the time the music starts... We used to get the BBC's feed and their commentator Terry Wogan, he was so cutting and nasty in that polite deadpan English way it was hilarious....
"Doctor Death and the Tooth Fairy," – his take on the hosts of the 2001 contest in Denmark.
"Who knows what hellish future lies ahead? … Actually, I do. I've seen the rehearsals," - opening remark for the 2007 show in Finland.
What happened, why did they change host?
Or did the BBC decide it was too good to go south?
The 8th Dwarf |

The 8th Dwarf wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:The 8th Dwarf wrote:The party sounds like fun but I think I would kill the TV before too many songs were sung.Crimson Jester wrote:What pray tell is Eurovision?!?!?!!Europe has a big song contest and its horrible - tacky, big hair, out of tune, bad English (except for the French as they only sing in French)soppy crap songs its a wonderful mess.
Its very popular in Australia just because its so hammy and bad it is good kind of like Iron Chef.
A lot of people have parties.. and guests get assigned a random country to support and you have to bring food from that country - some people even dress-up.
We are usually very drunk by the time the music starts... We used to get the BBC's feed and their commentator Terry Wogan, he was so cutting and nasty in that polite deadpan English way it was hilarious....
"Doctor Death and the Tooth Fairy," – his take on the hosts of the 2001 contest in Denmark.
"Who knows what hellish future lies ahead? … Actually, I do. I've seen the rehearsals," - opening remark for the 2007 show in Finland.
What happened, why did they change host?
Or did the BBC decide it was too good to go south?
He retired... now we have local commentators they are ok...
Its broadcast on the SBS (Special Broadcast Service) a government funded national TV station that shows non English speaking TV shows and news (It has to be subtitled though). The SBS also gets called the Special Booby or Spectacular Booby Service because they show a lot of the Euro movies and TV shows that featured full frontal nudity and sex scenes.
It was my favorite channel as a teenage boy.

Kajehase |

G'day FAWLTIES how are you on this cold Saturday afternoon?
I am going to a Eurovision Song Contest semifinal party tonight - We are supporting Switzerland this year and bringing fondue..
Eurovision is so bad its its funny - A link to some very bad Eurovison entries.
That had better not include Ein Bischen Frieden or Djingis Khan. The first one is actually gut, ehrm, I mean 'good', and the second one is just hilarious.

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Mac Boyce wrote:When is that? We're only 3 hours away.Moorluck wrote:Hmmm, should I be disturbed by the knowledge that I'm really good at killing? :PReally need to get you and yours up here for Medieval Fun Day.
Usually we do it in October. Are we friends on FB or are you like Freehold and refuse to have one? :P

The Guardian Beyond Beyond |

The Guardian Beyond Beyond wrote:I'm back.New guy?
Hi! And Welcome to FawtL!
While we are happy to have you join us there are a few rules we ask you to abide by while posting in our home.No politics, no religion, no football(except during superbowl) and if you get the top post you must shed your clothing.
Again welcome, and here are your complimentary BttH
** spoiler omitted **
Thanks. Nice to meet you.

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Moorluck wrote:This made me smile.Mac Boyce wrote:What can I say about her, she's insatiable.Moorluck wrote:In a row??The Guardian Beyond Beyond wrote:A lot of posts since this morning. How many do you all do in a day?It depends. I think my wife has the record for 1000+ in a day.
FaWtL is good for that.

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*blink*
Ahh, Saturday morning. And my ability to sleep in has been broke by the military. *sigh*
Well, time to get going to the chore list. Them Gladioli ain't gonna plant themselves.
*blink*
That's because you are being to harsh with them, you need to learn to reason with them.

Patrick Curtin |

Patrick Curtin wrote:That's because you are being to harsh with them, you need to learn to reason with them.*blink*
Ahh, Saturday morning. And my ability to sleep in has been broke by the military. *sigh*
Well, time to get going to the chore list. Them Gladioli ain't gonna plant themselves.
*blink*
Meh. I already tore them out of their beds last fall, scraped their babies off their sides, pounded them until they were free of dirt, put them in a box and shoved them in a dark corner of my basement.
...
If they ain't learned their place by now, I don't know what else I can do .. =P

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Moorluck wrote:Patrick Curtin wrote:That's because you are being to harsh with them, you need to learn to reason with them.*blink*
Ahh, Saturday morning. And my ability to sleep in has been broke by the military. *sigh*
Well, time to get going to the chore list. Them Gladioli ain't gonna plant themselves.
*blink*
Meh. I already tore them out of their beds last fall, scraped their babies off their sides, pounded them until they were free of dirt, put them in a box and shoved them in a dark corner of my basement.
...
If they ain't learned their place by now, I don't know what else I can do .. =P
Those Gladioli are going to grow up to be serial killers you know.

Patrick Curtin |

Those Gladioli are going to grow up to be serial killers you know.
Better than Cereal Killers!
Runs and hides from the Froot Loops

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Moorluck wrote:Those Gladioli are going to grow up to be serial killers you know.Better than Cereal Killers!
Runs and hides from the Froot Loops
Hehehe. Did you see the Oots take on "Cereal Killers"? Had to be one of my favorite strips... right after the Jessica Alba scene from Sin City. ;)

Lord President Moorluck |

Patrick Curtin wrote:I hail from the Peoples' Republic of Massachusetts.
More specifically, the sandy strip of tawdry tourism known as Cape Cod.
Peoples' Republic of Massachusetts? So, no longer a democracy or actual republic?
I'm from the Trinidad in the Republic of Trinidad & Tobago.
You didn't know? FaWtL is the only true democracy left in the world.
Now someone bring me my hookers and blow, it's breakfast time!