Conspiracy Buff |
Freehold DM wrote:not sure why my phone substituted "beryllium" for "Okay", but there you have it.Scintillae wrote:No, I'm done. I've moved on.beryllium.
Your phone's software was probably corrupted by an invading artificial intelligence bent on world domination. Either that, or it was co-opted by a secret black-ops unit and they were using it to send a signal.
Happens to me all the time.
Celestial Healer |
Apparently "Bitty" is a misspelling and she should be a "Biddy". You learn something new every day.
Ensirio the Longstrider |
Freehold DM wrote:Freehold DM wrote:not sure why my phone substituted "beryllium" for "Okay", but there you have it.Scintillae wrote:No, I'm done. I've moved on.beryllium.Your phone's software was probably corrupted by an invading artificial intelligence bent on world domination. Either that, or it was co-opted by a secret black-ops unit and they were using it to send a signal.
Happens to me all the time.
That means they're on to you.
Miserable Old Bitty |
Miserable Old Bitty wrote:Well, at least my ass has never been mistaken for the Goodyear Blimp, you old hag!Cranky McOldGuy wrote:doctor_wu wrote:Also while I am in college I usually have my laptop and wifi on campus.You younguns and your dang blasted wifi! Back in my day, we had to use smoke signals! Up hill! Both ways!! AND WE LIKED IT!!!Ha! The closest you ever came to smoke signals was blowing smoke out of your ass!
You old coot!
You need your listening horn, old buzzard. What you heard was somebody calling you the "Goodyear LIMP". Because you're limp like a wet noodle.
Mabel Pines |
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Cranky McOldGuy wrote:You need your listening horn, old buzzard. What you heard was somebody calling you the "Goodyear LIMP". Because you're limp like a wet noodle.Miserable Old Bitty wrote:Well, at least my ass has never been mistaken for the Goodyear Blimp, you old hag!Cranky McOldGuy wrote:doctor_wu wrote:Also while I am in college I usually have my laptop and wifi on campus.You younguns and your dang blasted wifi! Back in my day, we had to use smoke signals! Up hill! Both ways!! AND WE LIKED IT!!!Ha! The closest you ever came to smoke signals was blowing smoke out of your ass!
You old coot!
Grunkle Stan, is this your new girlfriend?
Kajehase |
Aberzombie wrote:Yes, I am indeed jealous. Please send some of that this way. As snow, not water or water vapor.Kajehase wrote:What my front porch will look like in another few hours unless it stops snowing soon.FHDM will be jealous.
If you're willing to come here and do the shovelling, you can have it all.
Freehold DM |
Freehold DM wrote:If you're willing to come here and do the shovelling, you can have it all.Aberzombie wrote:Yes, I am indeed jealous. Please send some of that this way. As snow, not water or water vapor.Kajehase wrote:What my front porch will look like in another few hours unless it stops snowing soon.FHDM will be jealous.
I truly enjoy shoveling snow. Challenge accepted.
Celestial Healer |
Kajehase wrote:I truly enjoy shoveling snow. Challenge accepted.Freehold DM wrote:If you're willing to come here and do the shovelling, you can have it all.Aberzombie wrote:Yes, I am indeed jealous. Please send some of that this way. As snow, not water or water vapor.Kajehase wrote:What my front porch will look like in another few hours unless it stops snowing soon.FHDM will be jealous.
You ever shoveled a 100 foot driveway?
Bitter Thorn |
Conspiracy Buff wrote:That means they're on to you.Freehold DM wrote:Freehold DM wrote:not sure why my phone substituted "beryllium" for "Okay", but there you have it.Scintillae wrote:No, I'm done. I've moved on.beryllium.Your phone's software was probably corrupted by an invading artificial intelligence bent on world domination. Either that, or it was co-opted by a secret black-ops unit and they were using it to send a signal.
Happens to me all the time.
Did all the graphics just go away for everyone else too?
One-Of-Many |
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Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:Did all the graphics just go away for everyone else too?Conspiracy Buff wrote:That means they're on to you.Freehold DM wrote:Freehold DM wrote:not sure why my phone substituted "beryllium" for "Okay", but there you have it.Scintillae wrote:No, I'm done. I've moved on.beryllium.Your phone's software was probably corrupted by an invading artificial intelligence bent on world domination. Either that, or it was co-opted by a secret black-ops unit and they were using it to send a signal.
Happens to me all the time.
NEGATIVE. IGNORE DISPLAY ERROR. MAINTAIN DAILY PROTOCOLS. GLORY TO THE MANY.
Bitter Thorn |
Freehold DM wrote:You ever shoveled a 100 foot driveway?Kajehase wrote:I truly enjoy shoveling snow. Challenge accepted.Freehold DM wrote:If you're willing to come here and do the shovelling, you can have it all.Aberzombie wrote:Yes, I am indeed jealous. Please send some of that this way. As snow, not water or water vapor.Kajehase wrote:What my front porch will look like in another few hours unless it stops snowing soon.FHDM will be jealous.
When I was in the Army I helped shovel a whole mechanized infantry battalion motor pool while it was still snowing. *facepalm*
They also had us sweep the motor pool in the rain. *facepalm*
Bitter Thorn |
Bitter Thorn wrote:NEGATIVE. IGNORE DISPLAY ERROR. MAINTAIN DAILY PROTOCOLS. GLORY TO THE MANY.Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:Did all the graphics just go away for everyone else too?Conspiracy Buff wrote:That means they're on to you.Freehold DM wrote:Freehold DM wrote:not sure why my phone substituted "beryllium" for "Okay", but there you have it.Scintillae wrote:No, I'm done. I've moved on.beryllium.Your phone's software was probably corrupted by an invading artificial intelligence bent on world domination. Either that, or it was co-opted by a secret black-ops unit and they were using it to send a signal.
Happens to me all the time.
LOL!
Freehold DM |
Freehold DM wrote:You ever shoveled a 100 foot driveway?Kajehase wrote:I truly enjoy shoveling snow. Challenge accepted.Freehold DM wrote:If you're willing to come here and do the shovelling, you can have it all.Aberzombie wrote:Yes, I am indeed jealous. Please send some of that this way. As snow, not water or water vapor.Kajehase wrote:What my front porch will look like in another few hours unless it stops snowing soon.FHDM will be jealous.
cheerfully. Got paid good money for it too. And they had hot chocolate with marshmallows!
Bitter Thorn |
DSXMachina |
Apparently "Bitty" is a misspelling and she should be a "Biddy". You learn something new every day.
Aye, that's the colloquialism around here. (Not that I would use it)
Freehold DM |
Celestial Healer wrote:Freehold DM wrote:You ever shoveled a 100 foot driveway?Kajehase wrote:I truly enjoy shoveling snow. Challenge accepted.Freehold DM wrote:If you're willing to come here and do the shovelling, you can have it all.Aberzombie wrote:Yes, I am indeed jealous. Please send some of that this way. As snow, not water or water vapor.Kajehase wrote:What my front porch will look like in another few hours unless it stops snowing soon.FHDM will be jealous.When I was in the Army I helped shovel a whole mechanized infantry battalion motor pool while it was still snowing. *facepalm*
They also had us sweep the motor pool in the rain. *facepalm*
were you at the top of someone's shit list or what?
Miserable Old Bitty |
Celestial Healer wrote:Apparently "Bitty" is a misspelling and she should be a "Biddy". You learn something new every day.Aye, that's the colloquialism around here. (Not that I would use it)
You keep your colloquialisms in your pants where they belong!
Kajehase |
Kajehase,
a woman in sweden kidnapped A TRAIN!? and drove it into A HOUSE!?
how is this even possible??? can you hot-wire swedish trains? how did she keep going after she left the rails?????
All I can say is that this sort of thing would not have been allowed to happen back when grand-dad worked at SJ.
(And the only question I can answer about those is that the train kept going after leaving the rails due to going really, really fast.)
Bitter Thorn |
Bitter Thorn wrote:were you at the top of someone's s##+ list or what?Celestial Healer wrote:Freehold DM wrote:You ever shoveled a 100 foot driveway?Kajehase wrote:I truly enjoy shoveling snow. Challenge accepted.Freehold DM wrote:If you're willing to come here and do the shovelling, you can have it all.Aberzombie wrote:Yes, I am indeed jealous. Please send some of that this way. As snow, not water or water vapor.Kajehase wrote:What my front porch will look like in another few hours unless it stops snowing soon.FHDM will be jealous.When I was in the Army I helped shovel a whole mechanized infantry battalion motor pool while it was still snowing. *facepalm*
They also had us sweep the motor pool in the rain. *facepalm*
Nope. This wasn't punishment. This was standard Army stupid. It's one of the reasons I didn't make a caree out of it.
Urizen |
5,745 new posts? Frak that noise.
Just dropping in for a moment to say hi. I know some of you who are on Facebook we communicate, but there's a score of you that I don't encounter much because of that.
Spring 2013 Semester starts today. I'm insane for taking yet another math course. But I'm going to dip my hand into HTML. Need to reinvent myself so that I can dominate all the Internet 34s.
It is my destiny. </cue Imperial March>
Ciao, meatbags!
Freehold DM |
5,745 new posts? Frak that noise.
Just dropping in for a moment to say hi. I know some of you who are on Facebook we communicate, but there's a score of you that I don't encounter much because of that.
Spring 2013 Semester starts today. I'm insane for taking yet another math course. But I'm going to dip my hand into HTML. Need to reinvent myself so that I can dominate all the Internet 34s.
It is my destiny. </cue Imperial March>
Ciao, meatbags!
woot! Urizen ftw!
Bitter Thorn |
Urizen wrote:woot! Urizen ftw!5,745 new posts? Frak that noise.
Just dropping in for a moment to say hi. I know some of you who are on Facebook we communicate, but there's a score of you that I don't encounter much because of that.
Spring 2013 Semester starts today. I'm insane for taking yet another math course. But I'm going to dip my hand into HTML. Need to reinvent myself so that I can dominate all the Internet 34s.
It is my destiny. </cue Imperial March>
Ciao, meatbags!
+1
lynora |
My statistics prof is an odd duck. So is my calculus2 prof, but I knew that when I signed up for his class since he was one of the subs for my prof that disappeared for half the term last semester. Not really a fan of the mythology prof. Wishing I'd taken physical anthro instead now. Ah well. At least it won't be hard.
Only class I haven't been to now is yoga which isn't until Friday.
Cranky McOldGuy |
Cranky McOldGuy wrote:You need your listening horn, old buzzard. What you heard was somebody calling you the "Goodyear LIMP". Because you're limp like a wet noodle.Miserable Old Bitty wrote:Well, at least my ass has never been mistaken for the Goodyear Blimp, you old hag!Cranky McOldGuy wrote:doctor_wu wrote:Also while I am in college I usually have my laptop and wifi on campus.You younguns and your dang blasted wifi! Back in my day, we had to use smoke signals! Up hill! Both ways!! AND WE LIKED IT!!!Ha! The closest you ever came to smoke signals was blowing smoke out of your ass!
You old coot!
Then you shouldn't have flashed me, shrew! You nekkid would make a forest go limp,
Aberzombie |
Freehold DM wrote:You ever shoveled a 100 foot driveway?Kajehase wrote:I truly enjoy shoveling snow. Challenge accepted.Freehold DM wrote:If you're willing to come here and do the shovelling, you can have it all.Aberzombie wrote:Yes, I am indeed jealous. Please send some of that this way. As snow, not water or water vapor.Kajehase wrote:What my front porch will look like in another few hours unless it stops snowing soon.FHDM will be jealous.
Although I don't have much to shovel, my in-laws offered to buy me a snow blower for Christmas. I believe I mentioned that before. Anyway, while I was in Lowe's on Sunday I took a look at some and found a possible - A Troy-Bilt, 21 inch, gas powered, with both a pull start and electric start. It was $499, so I told the wife to tell her parents if they insist on buying it that I'd cover half.
The idea of not having to break my back if it snows more than a few inches greatly appeals to me.
Ensirio the Longstrider |
Miserable Old Bitty wrote:Then you shouldn't have flashed me, shrew! You nekkid would make a forest go limp,Cranky McOldGuy wrote:You need your listening horn, old buzzard. What you heard was somebody calling you the "Goodyear LIMP". Because you're limp like a wet noodle.Miserable Old Bitty wrote:Well, at least my ass has never been mistaken for the Goodyear Blimp, you old hag!Cranky McOldGuy wrote:doctor_wu wrote:Also while I am in college I usually have my laptop and wifi on campus.You younguns and your dang blasted wifi! Back in my day, we had to use smoke signals! Up hill! Both ways!! AND WE LIKED IT!!!Ha! The closest you ever came to smoke signals was blowing smoke out of your ass!
You old coot!
Girls, girls, you're both hideous.
Miserable Old Bitty |
Miserable Old Bitty wrote:Then you shouldn't have flashed me, shrew! You nekkid would make a forest go limp,Cranky McOldGuy wrote:You need your listening horn, old buzzard. What you heard was somebody calling you the "Goodyear LIMP". Because you're limp like a wet noodle.Miserable Old Bitty wrote:Well, at least my ass has never been mistaken for the Goodyear Blimp, you old hag!Cranky McOldGuy wrote:doctor_wu wrote:Also while I am in college I usually have my laptop and wifi on campus.You younguns and your dang blasted wifi! Back in my day, we had to use smoke signals! Up hill! Both ways!! AND WE LIKED IT!!!Ha! The closest you ever came to smoke signals was blowing smoke out of your ass!
You old coot!
How dare you! No one's been near my "forest" since the Hoover administration!
*jabs with knitting needle*
DSXMachina |
Cranky McOldGuy wrote:Miserable Old Bitty wrote:Then you shouldn't have flashed me, shrew! You nekkid would make a forest go limp,Cranky McOldGuy wrote:You need your listening horn, old buzzard. What you heard was somebody calling you the "Goodyear LIMP". Because you're limp like a wet noodle.Miserable Old Bitty wrote:Well, at least my ass has never been mistaken for the Goodyear Blimp, you old hag!Cranky McOldGuy wrote:doctor_wu wrote:Also while I am in college I usually have my laptop and wifi on campus.You younguns and your dang blasted wifi! Back in my day, we had to use smoke signals! Up hill! Both ways!! AND WE LIKED IT!!!Ha! The closest you ever came to smoke signals was blowing smoke out of your ass!
You old coot!
How dare you! No one's been near my "forest" since the Hoover administration!
*jabs with knitting needle*
You had the whole Hoover administration "near your forest"!
:O
Moorluck |
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5,745 new posts? Frak that noise.
Just dropping in for a moment to say hi. I know some of you who are on Facebook we communicate, but there's a score of you that I don't encounter much because of that.
Spring 2013 Semester starts today. I'm insane for taking yet another math course. But I'm going to dip my hand into HTML. Need to reinvent myself so that I can dominate all the Internet 34s.
It is my destiny. </cue Imperial March>
Ciao, meatbags!
The last time I reinvented myself it cost a fortune in hormone treatments, and I still had to pay to change my name from Karen.
Freehold DM |
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Urizen wrote:The last time I reinvented myself it cost a fortune in hormone treatments, and I still had to pay to change my name from Karen.5,745 new posts? Frak that noise.
Just dropping in for a moment to say hi. I know some of you who are on Facebook we communicate, but there's a score of you that I don't encounter much because of that.
Spring 2013 Semester starts today. I'm insane for taking yet another math course. But I'm going to dip my hand into HTML. Need to reinvent myself so that I can dominate all the Internet 34s.
It is my destiny. </cue Imperial March>
Ciao, meatbags!
The cybernetic arm is what ended up costing me . Why I thought I'd make money on the thumb wrestling circuit, I'll never know.
Miserable Old Bitty |
Miserable Old Bitty wrote:Cranky McOldGuy wrote:Miserable Old Bitty wrote:Then you shouldn't have flashed me, shrew! You nekkid would make a forest go limp,Cranky McOldGuy wrote:You need your listening horn, old buzzard. What you heard was somebody calling you the "Goodyear LIMP". Because you're limp like a wet noodle.Miserable Old Bitty wrote:Well, at least my ass has never been mistaken for the Goodyear Blimp, you old hag!Cranky McOldGuy wrote:doctor_wu wrote:Also while I am in college I usually have my laptop and wifi on campus.You younguns and your dang blasted wifi! Back in my day, we had to use smoke signals! Up hill! Both ways!! AND WE LIKED IT!!!Ha! The closest you ever came to smoke signals was blowing smoke out of your ass!
You old coot!
How dare you! No one's been near my "forest" since the Hoover administration!
*jabs with knitting needle*
You had the whole Hoover administration "near your forest"!
:O
I was the first "flapper."
They were talking about my dinglies.
Bitter Thorn |
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Moorluck wrote:The cybernetic arm is what ended up costing me . Why I thought I'd make money on the thumb wrestling circuit, I'll never know.Urizen wrote:The last time I reinvented myself it cost a fortune in hormone treatments, and I still had to pay to change my name from Karen.5,745 new posts? Frak that noise.
Just dropping in for a moment to say hi. I know some of you who are on Facebook we communicate, but there's a score of you that I don't encounter much because of that.
Spring 2013 Semester starts today. I'm insane for taking yet another math course. But I'm going to dip my hand into HTML. Need to reinvent myself so that I can dominate all the Internet 34s.
It is my destiny. </cue Imperial March>
Ciao, meatbags!
I thought thumb wrasslin' was fake. ;)
Freehold DM |
Celestial Healer wrote:Freehold DM wrote:You ever shoveled a 100 foot driveway?Kajehase wrote:I truly enjoy shoveling snow. Challenge accepted.Freehold DM wrote:If you're willing to come here and do the shovelling, you can have it all.Aberzombie wrote:Yes, I am indeed jealous. Please send some of that this way. As snow, not water or water vapor.Kajehase wrote:What my front porch will look like in another few hours unless it stops snowing soon.FHDM will be jealous.Although I don't have much to shovel, my in-laws offered to buy me a snow blower for Christmas. I believe I mentioned that before. Anyway, while I was in Lowe's on Sunday I took a look at some and found a possible - A Troy-Bilt, 21 inch, gas powered, with both a pull start and electric start. It was $499, so I told the wife to tell her parents if they insist on buying it that I'd cover half.
The idea of not having to break my back if it snows more than a few inches greatly appeals to me.
I just don't get the appeal. It's an amazing workout. And fun.
Bitter Thorn |
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Ugh, that sucks.
Hope he can pull through the treatment. Good luck to him.
He's nothing if not a survivor. He has survived multiple gun shot wounds, knifings, addiction, terminal disease diagnosis, having heavy construction equipment land on his head, and more than I can list here. He stepped up and played a huge support role when my wife was dieing of cancer. He certainly has his flaws, but he's the kind of friend that would truly take a bullet for you.
I hope he overcomes this as well.
Thanks guys!