The darkness casts magic missile back at you!
What you get for attacking the poor innocent darkness. It never did anything to you. Just made you feel all scared and alone in the bad corner.
...can I come out of the corner now?
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snakes is like giant worms. they crawl in. they crawl out. sometimes they whisper words of wisdom in a forgotten tongue.
But what if worms are merely teeny snakes? And what about wyrms? not the Great wyrms that eat nasty adventurers and crunchy virgins or burninate silly villages, but the not-so-great wyrms that just gnaw on a peasant here and a damsel there or maybe gently toast the occasional hamlet?
I removed several posts because they made too much sense. Please keep off topic folks.
This post has been flagged! I find it personally insulting! :P
I want a flogging option. There are posts that need to be flogged.
I want a flogging option. There are posts that need to be flogged.
Do you... want to practice?
Do you... want to practice?I want a flogging option. There are posts that need to be flogged.
Let's skip the practice ... drill.
Don't look at me like I'm crazy. I'm not crazy. I'm just mad. Totally barking mad. Dogs keep barking, barking, barking. Must give them bones to keep them quiet. Shhhh!
Woof!
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snakes is like giant worms. they crawl in. they crawl out. sometimes they whisper words of wisdom in a forgotten tongue.
You mean forked tongue, right? Snakes' tongues are forked. It is known.
Snake 1: "Are we poisonous?"
Snake 2: "Why do you ask?"
Snake 1: "I bit my tongue!"
Let's skip the practice ... drill.Do you... want to practice?I want a flogging option. There are posts that need to be flogged.
I think thats the most sensible thing anyones ever said on these posts.
..More Drilling!!
forks and spoons! oh how they hate each other! the great silverware wars are coming! flee from their wrath!!! FLEE WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
I'm not afraid, I have Spoonguard.
Augh! The evil spork army is coming!
I'm just glad it's not the Spore Commie!
Spore babies RULE!!
Try Dunwitch brand de-wyrmer. Keep you pets free of Elder Wyrms.
If I cats eyes would I need kitty litter to poop?
If dogs were more like cats would we call them cogs?
It only takes one whole to fill the Albert Hall.
You can't fix stupid but you can put it on tour and charge $50 a seat.
4 & 20 Studpuffins baked in a Pi.
If Pi is an infinite number how many slices can you cut it into?
Witchs burn because they weigh the same as a duck.
Kermit smells of bacon.
My car gets 100mpg but only when going down a steep hill.
If Pi is an infinite number how many slices can you cut it into?
I'll let you know at 3:14 this afternoon
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible.
My car gets 100mpg but only when going down a steep hill.
My car gets infinite gas mileage, but only when it rolls down the hill with the engine off.
One Audis...Two Audis...Three Audis Aa Aa Aa.
My car gets 100mpg but only when going down a steep hill.My car gets infinite gas mileage, but only when it rolls down the hill with the engine off.
We can solve the energy crisis by building all roads downhill.
Zombie Ninja says .....
Jessica Rabbit was really well drawn.
Leather Fetish Bear wants Hug.
The power of bone compels you.
The power of bone compels you.
The power of bone compels you.
The power of bone compels you.
Spanky the Leprechaun in real life
My shoes are too tight, but it is ok because I forgot how to dance.
Do we bake it? Nooooo...
Do we sautee it? Nooooo...
Do we fry it? Nooooo...
What do we do with it?
Fez's are COOL!
Lets all sleep in a pile.
Rocker's Do-Wap-Do it.
Rocker's Do-Wap-Do it.
$0.25 a game, 5 games a day, 5 days a week, 52 weeks, 4 years = $1300
$1300 = the price of childhood memories