Hello.
What, exactly, do you mean by that?
Don't mind him, dearie. He always thinks someone is out to get him.
Don't mind him, dearie. He always thinks someone is out to get him.
What AM I?
Could you elaborate? The country needs to know, sir.
On a plane..
I like CHEESE.
With Ketchup.
An' a hunk'uh hunk'uh lembas love. Uh huh.
When it's one of MY parties, you KNOW it's a good time!
WHAT AM I, DAMMIT!!
This definitely isn't my underwear...
You shall not defeat me!
What am I?!
Curse your sudden, but inevitable betrayal!
What am I?
I love lamp.
Where is my axiomatic prune juice?
Who's the life of the party? ME!
With Ketchup.
Kehhhhh-Chuuuuup.....MMMmmm
Ye ain't nothin' but a hound archon, scryin' all the time...
Someone...please...tell me.
What...am....I??
Silence. I kill you.
Well. That was, uh, interesting. Thanks for that.
*backs away slowly*
Oh, don't mind him, dearie. He's a little twitchy, but mostly harmless.
Sit, and have a biscuit.
Someone...please...tell me.
What...am....I??
YOU
ARE
Wait, that can't be right. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Someone...please...tell me.
What...am....I??
Omygod, are you, like, one of those sparkly vampires?!
SQUEEEEEEEE!!
So much more fun then Cheesecake.
Cheesecake?!
SQUEEEEEE!!
Someone...please...tell me.
What...am....I??
Omygod, are you, like, one of those sparkly vampires?!
SQUEEEEEEEE!!
I sparkle. But I'm still a dangerous creature of the night.
What?
Why doesn't anybody believe me?
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Someone...please...tell me.
What...am....I??
Omygod, are you, like, one of those sparkly vampires?!
SQUEEEEEEEE!!
I sparkle. But I'm still a dangerous creature of the night.
What?
Why doesn't anybody believe me?
Beware of Raptors!
I sparkle. But I'm still a dangerous creature of the night.
What?
Why doesn't anybody believe me?
omygodomygodomygod, he is soooo cute! I wish he would stalk me, and creep into my bedroom at night, and like, watch me sleep 'cause that's like soooooooooooo romantic!
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I sparkle. But I'm still a dangerous creature of the night.
What?
Why doesn't anybody believe me?
omygodomygodomygod, he is soooo cute! I wish he would stalk me, and creep into my bedroom at night, and like, watch me sleep 'cause that's like soooooooooooo romantic!
Also, his children will break your back. LOUDLY!
He's right ladies. You need to start going to one of those pilates classes, and start working on those pelvic muscles.
Pilates...sparkly vampires...it's all part of their plan. Bread and circuses, man.
Sigh. You're so emu.
Emu! Where! SO yummy!!! NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!!!!