Yes, dearie, I believe he did.
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He's right ladies. You need to start going to one of those pilates classes, and start working on those pelvic muscles.
Oh, don't mind him, dearie. He's a little twitchy, but mostly harmless. Sit, and have a biscuit.
Where is my axiomatic prune juice?
Don't mind him, dearie. He always thinks someone is out to get him.
[No wonder I'm an atheist, if all the gods are playing soccer... You're a lapsed atheist, dearie.
Pardon me, dearie, but are you eeeeeevil?
I happen to like my name, thank you.
We are a beacon of freshly-laundered goodness!
Well...to even discuss such matters openly is in direct violation of a paladin's code. You also shouldn't be: Shaking hands after coughing, Mr. Immune-to-disease! Or sneezing wihtout a hanky! Or spitting your tobacco juice in a cup and leaving it on the table at someone's house party! Or smoking in public, for that matter! You better straighten up sonny-boy, or you're going to find your self busted down to "warrior" in a Sandpoint-minute!
I've got a +5 holy cold iron flyswatter I'll be using to smite that backside unless you settle-down young man!
Oh, my! I never intended to cause a fuss. I thought the kids would like some candy, and a chance to run around and play a bit. I'm sure they get tired of being told to sit still, be quiet, and behave. And what good is a nice, comfy sofa if you can't jump up and down on it once in a while? And knick-knacks can be replaced, deary! That's why you can find them anywhere, and so inexpensively at that. Come inside, have a spot of tea and some fresh baked cookies. We'll let the kids play a bit while we have a nice little chat. |