Last one to post wins

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Bloodfang hasn't been around for a while, unless you mean that.

*Points to stegocephalian.*

Because that is not a dinosaur, but actually an amphibian.

[Schism Hag]

Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

True, but you still know your Power Rangers stuff (which is more than me). Also, just between us Vidmaster7, don't you think Schism Hag looks like Rita Repulsa?

I think we may be cousins on my Father's side.

[Bloodfang, Dire Tyrannosaur]

*Leaps out of nowhere*

GROOAAARRRR!!!

*Violently devours stegocephalian, then leaves, pointedly uninterested in the rotting carcass.*

[Stegocephalian]

Hiss.

*Looks around for whatever suddenly appeared.*

Hiss.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Very funny, Schism Hag, but I was talking about "classic" Rita Repulsa NOT the one from that abomination of a remake.

And who knew that there was another stegocephalian here?

[Schism Hag]

Oh, You mean Aunt Rita. She is from my Mother's side.

[Vides Vidobs]

Were we discussing dinosaurs?

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Somewhat, yes. We were discussing about disposing of THAT.

*Points to the remains of Dedrick the Professor, which is now looking (and smelling) worse than it previously was).*

We were also discussing about the Power Rangers. Specifically, which monsters could be used to defeat the Justice League and the possible relation of Schism Hag to one of the original villains.

[crab7]

*clack clack*

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Very true, but I think that Vidmaster7 might need to translate as not everyone can understand you.

[Schism Hag]

Crabese was an elective at Hag High.

[Pulg]

Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

Very true, but I think that Vidmaster7 might need to translate as not everyone can understand you.

I think little Viddy has fallen down the well.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Really? Oh dear. Still, nothing lost for me as I can understand crab7 very well.

[Farkas "Bulk" Bulkmeier]

What are you lot talking about? Crabs can't speak, they lack the vocal chords and don't know how to talk. Also, where you guys saying something about the Power Rangers?

[Vidmaster7]

Just to clear it up "clack clack" was crab for "You wot mate?"

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Ah, yes, the way crab7 clacks his pincers with a slight accent threw me a little. Is crab7 possibly from up state New York?

[crab7]

*clack Clack*

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

I tell you what, use this.

*Hands crab7 a stick.*

Just write what you want to say in the ground with that. And don't act like you can't use it, I've seen you use a gun.

[crab7]

*threatens anyone who approaches with stick* *waves stick menacingly*

*clack glock clack*

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

Yeah, crab7 is DEFINITELY from up state New York.

[Vidmaster7]

He can be a bit surly.

[Pulg]

Did he watch the video?

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

I don't know, but I admire the way crab7 handles the stick.

*Unsheathes fencing sword.*

As Comte de Malodor hasn't been here in a while, I will serve as substitute, en garde!

*Engages crab7 in a fierce (but friendly) sword fight.*

[Pulg]

Advantage left.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

I'm not sure who's on your left Pulg, but I do this:

The technique that crab7 is using just so happens to be the one developed by Johannes Liechtenauer, defeated only the technique developed by Alfred Hutton. And would you believe that is the very technique I'm using.

[Vidmaster7]

Huh I didn't know Johannes Liechtenauer also used the old "distract them with a stick while you line up your Glock shot". Good to know.

[Pulg]

He had to tie the Glock to the end of his longsword, but yeah. It's in stanza 14, all written in intricately rhymed Middle German.

[Vidmaster7]

Ah so he was also the inventor of the "gun blade" very nice.

[Pulg]

Incidentally, due to my past lives as a Landschnecht's codpiece and Grenadier's buzby, I am intimately familiar with the works of Liechtenauer and Hutton. I would say, though, that unless you're a tip-top sabreur, you may have trouble fighting someone with a longsword.

[Pulg's Wives]

As we've said to him many, many times, length, and the facility to use both hands, counts for a great deal in certain situations.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Right...

Anyway, fret not, I am indeed a highly skilled swordsman.

However, though my sword technique is the only one that has bested the technique being used by crab7, the crustacean is certainly holding his ground remarkably well.

[Vidmaster7]

It's all those legs. and his side shuffle can't tell if he's coming or going.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Has he entered any dueling tournaments before?

[Pulg]

Only one, held outside a pineapple under the sea.

[Vidmaster7]

fun fact: crabs eat sponges.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

And crabs are eaten by octopi. So, if Spongebob didn't work then Mr. Crabs might eat him, and Squidward could demand that Mr. Crabs give him a raise or else he (Squidward) would eat him.

All the same, this sparring match doesn't appear to be ending soon.

[crab7]

*calls in crab backup*

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Excuse me, crab7, but this is a GENTLEMAN'S duel. No outside interference please.

[Comte de Malodor]

If the principals are both incapacitated, it's customary for their seconds to take over.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Ah, Comte de Malodor, so nice to see again.

*The sarcasm in my voice is very obvious.*

Goofing off as usual I presume? Anyway (now that you are here) as my second, you will engage the second of crab7, and remember that this is FRIENDLY duel so no killing or otherwise hurting.

[crab7]

*clack clack*

[Comte de Malodor]

*Snicker-snack*

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

*As Comte de Malodor readies his fencing blade (after some quick training), he finds out that the second to crab7 is a crab of megamonstrous size and wielding in its claws, not so much a stick but an entire californian redwood.*

Don't worry, my friend, I'm sure that you will be just fine!

[Vidmaster7]

Yeah that is his big brother KARKINOS!

[Dedrick, The Professor]

I have returned!

*Sees previous body still decomposing.*

That's just unsettling.

[Schism Hag]

Which is more upsetting?
The body itself or that every valuable has been looted?
Including all magic components.

[Dedrick, The Professor]

*Shrugs.*

Depends on the individual, I guess.

*Adjusts robotic arm component.*

Whenever I die, my valuables get respawned with me.

*Looks around.*

How long have we been in this warehouse?

[Vidmaster7]

Quite awhile now. the crazy part is how long the vampire and the crab have been dueling.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

*Stops sipping the rum and coke I was drinking. Sits upright in my chair and looks at Vidmaster7.*

Actually, crab7 and I have finished our little duel (as neither of us were able to score a point) and we're having a moment to relax. Meanwhile, it's our seconds (Comte de Malodor for me and KARKINOS for crab7) that are dueling right now.

*Goes back to drinking rum and coke while getting a nice, cold beer for crab7.*