Who has the better smile, Fish-Malkovich or me?
I would like a mt. dew please.
Your opinion doesn't count since you are biased.
What ever happened to that old Pathfinder 1e adventure about sharks?
Fish-Malkovitch ate it.
Fish fry!
*clack clack!*
Crab bake. Looks to be a see food, eat it night.
*clack*
Crab7, Waterhammer has just given you implicit permission to eat him too, you realise.
I, however, will just waft along, straining airborne plankton through my fibres.
*nibble*
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You know, this reminds me of when I went to a fancy restaurant and ordered lobster (because I'd never had it before). The waiter then brings out the lobster before it's cooked (as they do), to see if it meets my expectations. So, I look at the lobster, and I said "wait a minute, he's missing a claw"! The waiter then says to me : "well, he's been in a fight". So I look at the waiter and said "well give me the winner!"
Kong forced himself to stand and then stumbled away.
Bouncing from tree to tree, soon he was lost among them.
The tree canopy was high and thick and the ground was cool and dark.
It was a girl in my anthropology
class who got me interested in magic. Her name was Ann, and she called herself a white witch, though I never
saw her work an effective spell.
*yawn* so how you guys doing?
Having satisfied my wife's baser urges, I have been turned back into a crab again. Or, to be precise, I am now a sort of crab-centaur, while my other half has dyed her hair red and is swimming around in a bra made out of seashells.
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Fascinating, and here I thought you couldn't get any worse!
By the way, I was clearing the attic, with my first wife. Old, dusty, full of cobwebs - but she's been good to me for many years. And I found a violin and an oil painting. So, I took them to an expert and, he said to me: "what you've got there is a Stradivarius and Rembrandt. Unfortunately, Stradivarius was a terrible painter, and Rembrandt made rotten violins!"
Yeah I was wondering about the box. Good hearing by the way. Vampire thing right?
He is. Loud, clear and with excellent bottom response. Vid, would you like a job as a PA system?
Well if I could get someone to dig me up here I'll consider it.
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*Puts on fez*
I'll do it, just like that.
I woke up today and saw a Sky Piranha swimming towards the sun.
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And when I woke up this morning, I saw a housemaid [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] up the [REDACTED] [REDACTED] with a [REDACTED] and four [REDACTED] [REDACTED]s. I told her, "[REDACTED] [REDACTED] mulligatawny soup [REDACTED]", but she [REDACTED] it sideways instead, when just then, Kenny Loggins came in and [REDACTED] the [REDACTED] in [REDACTED], twice, without blinking, right in front of the [REDACTED], even though everybody thought they were extinct.
*shakes off dirt*
Don't be surprised if it doesn't stick. That is a trend around these parts.
Yes yes, but what about the fact that Comte de Malodor appears to be best buds with Kenny Loggins?
Kenny Loggins
As long as it's not Jimmy Buffet I'm gettin real tired of that guy.
*clack in agreement*
I still think Pulg's Accordion Band is best.
WHAT!!!
Who stole them?
Call Scotland Yard!
Call the FBI!
Call the KGB!
We must get them back immediately!
Yes. We're having to make do with guinea pigs at the moment, which is a very poor substitute. Don't tell PETA.
Yes. We're having to make do with guinea pigs at the moment, which is a very poor substitute. Don't tell PETA.
Ah, a much more compact version of the swine-ola.
I'm concerned that the tanuki suits may be too accurate.
well just as long as their is no mystery slam attacks.
I blame Velma.