I have stopped by to let all of you know, I've already taken steps necessary to ensure that before the inevitable heat death of the universe, one of the very last things that will ever actually happen, an automated message bearing my name will be posted to this thread. That is why all of you are wasting your time.
I have stopped by to let all of you know, I've already taken steps necessary to ensure that before the inevitable heat death of the universe, one of the very last things that will ever actually happen, an automated message bearing my name will be posted to this thread. That is why all of you are wasting your time.
Uhhhhh whut?
He means he has some sort of heat rash or something. Thankfully, I still win.....
So this is what winning feels like, hm?
Interesting. I think I like it.
Uhuh...Poog likes it too.
Amateurs...
Laughing longshank move over! Poog wins.
You're mistaken, sir. I'm 100% human.
It's a rat race and the rat wins.
Filthy rodent... Stop cheating!
Begone human!
*Strikes a home run with the fiery hammer, sending Lemmy flying for many miles into the distance.*
That explains the bannanna cravings.
Begone human!
*Strikes a home run with the fiery hammer, sending Lemmy flying for many miles into the distance.*
It seems you sent me a 360 way around Earth... And here I am... Winning again.
Now, move on, demon peasant... You have no business here.
I am?
NYahahahhaha, glory for goblins!
I claim the Win in the name of Winning.
Victory is within my grasp!
NOT ANYMORE PRETTY BOY!!!!
But see, not only am I winning but I'm also hoarding all the bananas.
Oh look: a lonesome goat left astray in the wilderness! :approaches THS: Do not worry little goat-friend. I will take care of you.
:takes "goat" around corner, in order to do "things" to it in privacy:
:is stabbed by THS:
:shrugs: Eh. Not the first time I've been stabbed by a goat. :quaffs potion:
:Does "things" to Goathoppenskip. Such wonderful "things". Such -horrible-, wonderful things!:
:time passes:
:more time than would make you comfortable. It's best not to think about it, really:
:there are noises as well:
:best not to think about those either:
:comes back around corner:
:whistles a happy tune:
Oh, what's this here in the grass? Why, it's the Win!
And all for me!
Oh look: a lonesome goat left astray in the wilderness! :approaches THS: Do not worry little goat-friend. I will take care of you.
:takes "goat" around corner, in order to do "things" to it in privacy:
:is stabbed by THS:
:shrugs: Eh. Not the first time I've been stabbed by a goat. :quaffs potion:
:Does "things" to Goathoppenskip. Such wonderful "things". Such -horrible-, wonderful things!:
:time passes:
:more time than would make you comfortable. It's best not to think about it, really:
:there are noises as well:
:best not to think about those either:
:comes back around corner:
:whistles a happy tune:
Oh, what's this here in the grass? Why, it's the Win!
And all for me!
I dont wanna play anymore. *shudders*
*YOINK*....nyahahahahah
Why's Private Tiny cryin' in the corner?
He remembered he was a rat and not a d&^* dirty ape, and is ashamed of all the things he did when he thought his was an ape.
Grabs the girl by the collar and shoves her through a portal, which ends her up outside of the building.
Ah....sweet sensation of winning position.
You are welcome boss.
Private Tiny isn't much use at the moment boss. He keeps trying to use a doll to show me where the bad man touched him.
Inhuman filth... Stay away!
Solrider is looking arrogant, i have arranged for "re-education" at the local juvi.
Ftw
I do not recognize your authority, you glitchy creep!
Take it up with them, enjoy time in juvi.
No juvi! No enjoyment! I'll stay here... On the highest spot of the podium.
Hehe...the podium is the table in juvi.
Next mission, to get MBT a date with a gorilla.
No juvi. And MBT can go find gorillas on its own!
Gettin' all groovy! Down at the juvi.
On my iPod, Jimi Hendrix is covering "All Along the Watchtower", so I win in more ways than one.
144 minutes of victory is enough for you. Step away.