Last one to post wins

[gran rey de los mono]

A-wing?:

Spoiler:

A

[Grand Magus]

:( . y . ):

boobs

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

Grand Magus wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

YAAR, but where be the BOOTY!

[DJ-Bogie]

( Y )

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

DJ-Bogie wrote:

( Y )

Oh, thar it be.

YAAR.

[gran rey de los mono]

Troll:

Spoiler:

4e is teh Best Game Evah!!!1!!1!1

[Charles Scholz]

(-O-)

Spoiler:

Vader's Tie Fighter

[vikking]

wow, so when is the official deadline for last post?

[Gruumash .]

and that is why you won't win Vikking, this game is ever lasting except for the fact that I will win it all. Because I am the half-orc pirate God.

[zylphryx]

A half-orc pirate god trapped in an unending thread for which there can be no final winner. Except me for now.

And perhaps the PMG or any of the Paizo folks if they decide to lock the thread at some point. Actually, would be pretty funny:

Random Paizo Entity wrote:

This thread has served its purpose and is now locked.

Oh, and I win.

[DJ-Bogie]

So is it to late for me to win? Guess not, Cool, I WIN!

[Billy Mays_]

*sneaks in and steals the win while everyone is distracted by 42*

I win!

[gran rey de los mono]

No win for you. Win for me.

And I'm not 42.

[TriOmegaZero]

vikking wrote:

wow, so when is the official deadline for last post?

...deadline?

[zylphryx]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

No win for you. Win for me.

And I'm not 42.

Actually, you are 42 according to this thread.

[gran rey de los mono]

zylphryx wrote:

Actually, you are 42 according to this thread.

Just because I counted 42 doesn't mean that is my age. I also counted 180, so does than mean I am 180 years old?

[Gruumash .]

While everyone one is worried about the number 42, the orc who can't count that high wins.

[Grand Magus]

Give me one ping.

[zylphryx]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Actually, you are 42 according to this thread.

Just because I counted 42 doesn't mean that is my age. I also counted 180, so does than mean I am 180 years old?

Who said anything about age? And by doing that 180 you're back at 42. ;)

[gran rey de los mono]

zylphryx wrote:

Who said anything about age? And by doing that 180 you're back at 42. ;)

Don't try and confuse me with your crazy squid logic.

Grand Magus wrote:

Give me one ping.

Ping.

[DJ-Bogie]

Grand Magus wrote:

Give me one ping.

I don't know about one ping, but every side of your fancy schmancy dice icon has 1 PIP. Therefore you are a 6 Sided One Sider. Every roll is a 1.

[Tensor]

3d6 ⇒ (3, 1, 2) = 6

[Adequate Duck]

*Tappy Tappy Tap*

[Grand Magus]

Teeing off on hole #1:

3d6 ⇒ (4, 5, 6) = 15

[gran rey de los mono]

Hmmm...I'm not a golfer, but I don't think a 15 is a particularly good score. Especially for the 1st hole.

I win.

[Grand Magus]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Hmmm...I'm not a golfer, but I don't think a 15 is a particularly good score. Especially for the 1st hole.

I win.

That was just my first shot on hole #1.

Here is my second shot -

3d6 ⇒ (4, 4, 5) = 13

It's in the hole!

Score so far:

Hole 1: -2 (eagle)

. . . On to the 2nd tee.

[gran rey de los mono]

I was playing mini-golf a couple of weeks back and scored a 0 on one hole.

[DJ-Bogie]

Awwwe, did the clown eat your golf ball?

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie wrote:

Awwwe, did the clown eat your golf ball?

Nope. The course I was playing has these little spinner things at the start of some of the holes. You spin it before your first swing, and do what it says. Some examples are:

You have to hold the club behind your back on your first turn.
You have to use the wrong end of the club on your first turn.
You have to close your eyes on your first turn.
You have to hit the ball with your hand on your first turn.
After you have taken your first turn, go stand anywhere on the hole until everyone else has taken their first turn.
Choose another player, they get to stand anywhere on the hole during your first turn.
You must remain silent until all players have completed this hole. If you speak or make any other noise, add 2 strokes to your score on this hole.
If you hit another player's ball on your first turn, the two of you switch scores for this hole.
If you hit another player's ball on your first turn, the two of you switch scores for the entire course up and including this hole.
You must take your first turn standing on one leg.
If you get a Hole-In-One, subtract 2 from your total score.

And the one I had:
Subtract one from your score on this hole. Which, since I scored a Hole-in-One, meant I got a 0 for that hole.

[Grand Magus]

first shot on hole 2:

3d6 ⇒ (1, 5, 3) = 9

.

.

>Here are the rules<

[Charles Scholz]

First Hole, First Shot.
3d6 ⇒ (5, 3, 5) = 13

[Charles Scholz]

Yahooooo!!!!
Hole in one on my first shot.

Total Score -3

[Grand Magus]

Grand Magus wrote:

first shot on hole 2:

3d6 ⇒ (1, 5, 3) = 9

Second shot on hole #2:

3d6 ⇒ (3, 5, 2) = 10

Nice dog-leg to the left.

[Grand Magus]

Grand Magus wrote:

Grand Magus wrote:

first shot on hole 2:

3d6 ⇒ (1, 5, 3) = 9

Second shot on hole #2:

3d6

Nice dog-leg to the left.

Third swing:

3d6 ⇒ (4, 3, 5) = 12

Is that a sand trap??

[Grand Magus]

Grand Magus wrote:

::First shot on hole 2:
3d6 ⇒ (1, 5, 3) = 9

::Second shot on hole #2:
3d6 ⇒ (3, 5, 2) = 10
Nice dog-leg to the left.

::Third swing:
3d6 ⇒ (4, 3, 5) = 12
Is that a sand trap??

::Fourth swing, and FORE!!

3d6 ⇒ (1, 1, 3) = 5
It's in the hole. :-)

Score so far:

Hole 1: -2 (eagle)
Hole 2: +0

.

>here are the rules<

[zylphryx]

hole 1:
3d6 ⇒ (6, 2, 4) = 12
3d6 ⇒ (1, 4, 2) = 7
3d6 ⇒ (3, 5, 3) = 11

Score: -1

[zylphryx]

zylphryx wrote:

hole 1:

Score: -1

Hole 2

3d6 ⇒ (2, 2, 3) = 7

Score: -3
Total Score: -4

[zylphryx]

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Hole 1:

Score: -1

Hole 2

Score: -3

Hole 3:

3d6 ⇒ (5, 2, 2) = 9

Score: -3

Total score: -7

[zylphryx]

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Hole 1:

Score: -1

Hole 2

Score: -3

Hole 3:

Score: -3

Hole 4:

3d6 ⇒ (2, 4, 3) = 9
3d6 ⇒ (2, 3, 4) = 9
3d6 ⇒ (6, 6, 6) = 18 Dang it! 3 of a kind not exactly a pair.
3d6 ⇒ (6, 6, 1) = 13

Score: +0

Total Score: -7

[zylphryx]

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Hole 1:

Score: -1

Hole 2

Score: -3

Hole 3:

Score: -3

Hole 4:

Score: +0

Hole 5:

3d6 ⇒ (4, 2, 5) = 11
3d6 ⇒ (5, 1, 4) = 10
3d6 ⇒ (1, 5, 4) = 10
3d6 ⇒ (4, 2, 6) = 12
3d6 ⇒ (6, 1, 6) = 13

Score: +0

Total Score: -7

[zylphryx]

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Hole 1:

Score: -1

Hole 2

Score: -3

Hole 3:

Score: -3

Hole 4:

Score: +0

Hole 5:

Score: +0

Hole 6:

3d6 ⇒ (3, 2, 1) = 6
3d6 ⇒ (2, 5, 6) = 13
3d6 ⇒ (2, 4, 4) = 10

Score: -1
Total Score: -8

[zylphryx]

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Hole 1:

Score: -1

Hole 2

Score: -3

Hole 3:

Score: -3

Hole 4:

Score: +0

Hole 5:

Score: +0

Hole 6:

Score: -1

Hole 7:

3d6 ⇒ (1, 6, 4) = 11
3d6 ⇒ (1, 4, 6) = 11
3d6 ⇒ (4, 2, 4) = 10

Score: -1

Total Score: -9

[zylphryx]

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Hole 1:

Score: -1

Hole 2

Score: -3

Hole 3:

Score: -3

Hole 4:

Score: +0

Hole 5:

Score: +0

Hole 6:

Score: -1

Hole 7:

Score: -1

Hole 8:

3d6 ⇒ (5, 2, 3) = 10
3d6 ⇒ (1, 4, 4) = 9
Score: -2

Total Score: -11

[zylphryx]

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Hole 1:

Score: -1

Hole 2

Score: -3

Hole 3:

Score: -3

Hole 4:

Score: +0

Hole 5:

Score: +0

Hole 6:

Score: -1

Hole 7:

Score: -1

Hole 8:

Score: -2

Hole 9:

3d6 ⇒ (1, 1, 2) = 4
Score: -3

FINAL SCORE: -14

Woo-hoo ... now if I could actually play like that in RL ...

[Charles Scholz]

Second Hole
3d6 ⇒ (5, 5, 1) = 11

[Charles Scholz]

Another Hole in One

I've got the wind at my back.

2nd Hole: -3

Total: -6

[Charles Scholz]

Third Hole
3d6 ⇒ (6, 6, 5) = 17

[Charles Scholz]

Just call me Tiger

Third Hole: -3

Total: -9

[KaeYoss]

I win.

[The Nasty Orc]

Nasty Orc takes the clubs beats KaeYoss and Charles Scholz over the head with it. ...Nope Orc win silly clown men.