Last one to post wins

[Billy Mays_]

The last one to post in this thread wins.

[Irv]

I win

[Jelloarm]

Shenanigans and lies! I claim the laurels of victory!

[Charles Scholz]

You lose.

[Lazurin Arborlon]

No see if I was a mod, I would come in here...post and then lock.

[Irv]

then I better post while Im still winning

[Billy Mays_]

I win, you lose.

[Arazyr]

So, what do I win? 8^)

[Irv]

Nothing! I'm still winning

[Billy Mays_]

No, I'm winning!

[Sissyl]

Amateurs. I win.

[Xabulba]

*Trips Sissyl*

I win!

[Irv]

No, you don't

[Billy Mays_]

*sneaks in behind everyone else*

Yay I win.

[Gruumash .]

No I win all the booty.

[Sissyl]

Next one to post is a flumph. I win!

[Billy Mays_]

You still lose and I win.

[Gruumash .]

Actually I win and I am not a flumph to boot. So I will get all the booty now.

[Arazyr]

It must be mine!

[Billy Mays_]

No it's mine!

[Gruumash .]

What was once yours Billy Mays is once again mine.

[Arazyr]

I HAVE TO win this, I already have my victory speech prepared!!!!!1!!one

[Gruumash .]

I will foil you Arazyr for the booty will be mine.

[Billy Mays_]

It's mine and I'm winning!

[Gruumash .]

Yet again what was once yours is now mine Billy Mays. (evil laugh)

[Arazyr]

I'm winning again! Woohoo!!!

[Irv]

Not any more

[Sissyl]

What a sad collection of flumphs, pirates, loot and old men. Of course you can't win, I win!

[Relkor]

He's at the 30, the 20, the 10, TOUCHDOWN!!!! RELKOR WINS!!!!

[Charles Scholz]

TWEEEEEET!!!! Holding at the line of scrimmage. 15 yard penalty from line. Loss of down.

[Billy Mays_]

*bribes the head referee*
Yay I'm winning!

[Sissyl]

The head referee would have given you the win.... but you are a flumph, and that would look massively bad for the competition. Seriously, people.

So I win.

[Arazyr]

Old man, eh? Well, the ref owes this old man a big favor from way back, so I'm winning again!!! 8^)

[Gruumash .]

After slipping the ref a few 100s I am now once again in the lead and he will take no further bribes.

[Charles Scholz]

The Ref declares himself the winner after taking everyone's money.

[Billy Mays_]

*Fires the referee*
Now I'm winning!

[Irv]

Old age and insomnia have overcome youth and skill.

Victory is mine!

[Xabulba]

Victory, HA!!!

Your just the first looser. I Win.

[Charles Scholz]

The ex-referee casts purple lightning. Everyone dies. I win.

[Sissyl]

*sneak attacks the referee with a pinecone, dealing 1d2 + 135d6 + assorted bonuses to the victim, splashing his entrail... hrm. Well. Suffice it to say that the referee will not be bothering the competitors again. Good thing I also disrupted his purple lightning.

I win, btw.

[Billy Mays_]

*casts a whish spell*
I win!

[Arazyr]

*steals the ref's hat and whistle*

I win!

[Charles Scholz]

***Cough*** Not....dead....yet. I....win.

[Sissyl]

Trying to move this thread from the immediately visible ones is not going to help you, Charles Scholz! Try however you might, I WILL REMEMBER! And so will the flumph and the old man and the bling, I think.

So... I win.

[Billy Mays_]

I remeber too so I win.

[Charles Scholz]

cure epic wounds

mind wipe

I win

[Xabulba]

Cast reverse on Charles Scholz so he Niws leaving me to Win.

[Gruumash .]

As everyone gathers scambling to see who wins. No one notices the pirate lighting the fuse to the barrels of gun powder underneath them.

"BOOOOOM" everyone dies and I win.

[Billy Mays_]

Comes back as a ghost to win.

[Arazyr]

*Clone activates.*

I win again.