The "best" wizard is the one with enough minions to do that dirty "adventuring business" for him, who get all the chicks and rake the gold while sitting in comfort in his idyllic pocket dimension.
...I guess he's not very fun to play 'though...
Wizards don't get chicks duh, why do you think they even became a wizard?
Chicks are for swashbucklers and vigilantes.
Eh and Bards of course
