Gruumash is banned for expecting me to be able to do something from behind a computer.
Gruumash is banned because I don't need help! I can *hic* quit anytime I want!
An' Pepper ish banned fer ninjaing me.
An' I'm banned fer not noticshin'!
HA! *hic* Takesh that me!
AdamWarnock is banned for getting ninja'd by yet another of Kelsey's sock-puppets.
An' Kavren ish banned fer not *hic* banning me caushe I'sh *hic* drunk!
Warnock is banned for cirrhosis.
Locke is banned for not doing that himself.
Kelsey's banned because I'm stone. cold. sober.
Warnock is banned for acting drunk, then banning people for reacting to this supposed drunkenness.
Now, now, Who's to say that I wasn't drunk and then quickly sobered up? So You must ask yourself, which is the act? Am I playing the drunk or the teetotaler? Maybe I'm playing you all for fools, you never know. Perhaps my name really is Adam, or maybe I'm actually called Amanda. Am I a man or a woman? I may be ten, or a hundred, or any age, for all you know. I'm an American, or was it French? I could be a native of Britain. I could be anything, or nothing. I could even be the creep spying on you through your window, but that's not important.
You being banned, dear Pepper, is.
Oh, don't worry about the reason, I'll leave that up to you. Why? Because I know that whatever you come up with will never match the depravity of what even my sanest thoughts carry. Enjoy, sweet dreams, and I'll be waiting for your prompt reply.
Warnock is banned for making me want to scream profanity at him before unleashing a torrent of fire magic.
Pepper Maringo is banned for being yet another of Kelsey's sock-puppets.
Stark is banned for discrimination against sock puppets.
Vinland is banned for not wearing the mandatory horned helm of vikingness.
Warnock is banned for knowing nothing of Vikings.
Locke is banned for ignoring due process.
Locke is banned for snarkiness.
Locke is banned for getting on my f@!%ing nerves.
Kelsey and all 34 of her sock puppets are banned for harumphing at me in the "Ask *James Jacobs*...." thread.
Kelsey is banned for getting aggravated before I show up.
I mean seriously now. How am I supposed to mess with your mind when you've gone and gotten it all steamy from anger and frustration. I mean I could be a masochist or a sadist for all you know and now I can't perform my delicate work because my hands are all sweaty.
AdamWarnock is banned for getting ninja'd even though I edited my post five times before his appeared. Seriously, how long could that take to write?
(And are you sure it's anger and frustration, and not her incredibly hot elven Red Mantis Assassin avatar? That might just be the best piece of character art to appear on a Pathfinder AP cover thus far, which is saying one hell of a lot.)
Well that brings up some interesting questions. For instance, did I allow you to ninja me, or did I, perhaps, start typing as soon as you posted? Am I listening to Celtic music or Euro-pop? Am I really who you think I am or am I just figment of your imagination? Am I the creepy guy that sits outside your window watching your life like it is a television show, or maybe I'm a little eight year-old with a fairly advanced vocabulary. I could be the Grim Reaper, the Easter Bunny, or even Santa Claus.
But all that doesn't matter...
CUZ YER BANNED LADDIE!
(On an unrelated note, I haven't really looked closely before, but DAYUM! that is a smokin' avatar. Alas, no, it was her tone.)
In this case, I'll take care of banning AdamWarnock for spouting some pseudophilosophical blurb.
Angel is banned for not banning Grundy.
Grundy has already been banned so what's the point?
So, Icyshadow, why should I not ban you? IS it because you're an upstanding citizen? You have kids and a wife? Are you male or female? Would that be considered discrimination? Do I care?
Not really, you're banned.
Adam is banned for blathering rhetorical questions instead of coming up with a reason (it doesn't even have to be a good one!) for banning someone.
Scholz is banned for religious extremism. Damn cults.
Gruumash is banned for assuming that I am my avatar.
Sheaffer est interdit pour supposer que est pratique.
C'était français, vous connard! Interdit!
Kelsey ist für ein Verbot in Französisch verboten.
Stark est interdit parce que Français est meilleur.
Okay, Kavren and Kelsey, both of you are banned for speaking in a language I have no hope of understanding! Seriously, c++ or java I can get, but this?! All that grammar and conjugation just confuses me.
Warnock is banned for having no class.
#include iostream;
using namespace std;
int main(){
while(1){
cout << "Charles Schloz is banned for speaking in German and being ninja\'d!" << endl;
}
return 1;
}
Charlie, can I call you Charlie? Charlie is banned for not noticing that I had hand coded his banning in C++. See, this is why you don't have nice things!
Warnock is banned for using C++. BB is clearly superior.
Kelsey is banned for not knowing the difference between a markup language and a programming language.