Gruumash is banned for taking up our cause but not willing to join us.
Belphegor is banned because glowing red eyes are clichéd.
Stark is banned for looking like an aged Johnny Depp.
Kelsey is banned for having the hots for Johnny.
DJ-Bogie is banned for LGBT discrimination. Assuming I like boys because I'm a girl is bigotry!
Kelsey is banned because glowing yellow eyes are almost as clichéd as glowing red ones, and Belphegor is preemptively re-banned because having only one glowing red eye leads one to suspect (s)he may be a Terminator.
Zylphryx is banned for missing vowel movements.
DJEternalDarkness is banned for having a silly head.
Midnight_Angel is banned for being blue, pearlescent blue.
Adam Warnock is banned for wearing a pressure suit indoors.
Kavren Stark is still banned for pointing. Rude I say RUDE.
Kavren Stark is still banned for pointing. Rude I say RUDE.
Banned for unoriginality; you're about the fifth person to ban me for pointing, and not one you has yet noticed that I'm pointing a wand. If you want to get specific, it's a Wand of Scorching Ray, CL 11, and Kavren's just itching to use it to blow holes in a stone giant (one of them tried to kidnap his girlfriend recently, and roughed her up pretty badly in the process), so mind your manners!
Kavren Stark banned for blaming totally harmless stone giants from domestic relationship problems. She came willingly!
DJEternalDarkness is banned for ambiguos and suggestive wording in his last sentence.
Samuel Grundy banned for being the person ACTUALLY responsible for Kavren Stark's domestic issues.
Zylphryx is banned because bright purple whiskers are just plain wrong.
Stark is banned for being drawn in such a way that the wand is practically invisible.
MacAilbert is banned for using the same avatar for multiple aliases, and because several of her avatars are too sexy for this thread.
Stark is banned for banning for sexiness.
Midnight Angel is banned for having insufficient sexiness for an angel.
Telekleia is banned for having naughty thoughts about an angel.
Midnight Angel is banned for having insufficient sexiness for an angel.
Telekleia is banned for being more cute than sexy.
Edit: And geistlinger is banned for ninja'ing me.
Zylphryx is banned for walking like a zombie.
Kelsey is banned for discriminating zombie-like walkers!
Drejk is banned for speaking of confusing a dislike of imitators with discrimination.
TheFAce is banned for Confusing Speach.
DJ-Bogie is banned because I f*#+ing said so.
zylphryx is banned for not using the +5 Vorpal Ban Hammer of Banishment.
Zylphryx is banned for rules lawyering.
Veleda is banned for laying down the law.
Stark is banned for chaotic tendencies.
Nightskies is banned for not linking to it so I can see what I did this time.
Kelsey Arwen MacAilbert is banned because she knows what she did, and she's not going to get away with it.
Kelsey Arwen MacAilbert is banned because my tendencies are just as much lawful as chaotic.
Edit: The hell?! Geistlinger is banned for stalking me. How the heck else does (s)he manage to ninja two of my posts on the same page?! It's not like the post took me that long to compose, either. Jinx!
Stark is banned for getting ninja'd, and Geistlinger is banned for assuming I remember every single rude statement I make.
Kelsey is banned for hiring a ninja to ban her ahead of me.
Stark is banned for making erroneous allegations.
Nightskies is banned for assuming that not realizing that specific post was what was referred to is denial.
KAMacA is banned for speaking gibberish.
Schism is banned for not knowing the meaning of the word.