I have to ban Zylphryx for being sorry.
DJ-Bogie, zylphryx and Midnight Angel are all banned for banning on Turkey Day.
I don't know about that. We had to ban my sister-in-law's lemon pie from all future turkey days, and I don't think anyone there (including my sister-in-law) would disagree. Picture if you will a pie made almost entirely out of ground up lemon rind. Gives new meaning to the phrase "pucker till it hurts"
Oh and Zylhryx is banned because I'm supposed to ban the person above me.
Zyphryx is banned for not wearing makeup.
Spanky is banned for smearing blue and green makeup all over his face.
Zylphryx is banned for being a deviant plotter.
Zylphryx is banned for being a deviant plotter.
DJ-Bogie is banned for ascribing to deviant plotting what can be adequately explained by boredom.
Kavren is banned for lacking the aforementioned boredom.
Icyshadow is banned for instrumentalizing the lack of boredom.
Charles is banned for having fewer aliases than me.
Derek is banned for calling officer candidates hoity toity.
TOZ is banned for giving me an awesome idea I can never use.
Derek is banned for implying that he has paternal instincts.
Derek is banned for accusing me of using a game mechanic I despise.
Zylphryx is banned for bringing those bastards up.
Zylphryx is banned for questioning my irrational bigotries.
Zylphryx is banned for questioning my irrational bigotries.
Kelsey is banned for making it far too easy to ban her, because banning her for being an irrational bigot would be shooting fish in a barrel.
Kavren Stark is banned as a result of my fit over not being able to think up a reason to ban him.
Kelsey is banned for having more aliases than an irrational bigot can count, even with her shoes off.
Kavren Stark is banned for giving me the mental image of Kelsey counting on her toes.
Zylphryx is banned for being Product Identity.
Kelsey Arwen MacAilbert is banned for Illithid bigotry.
Geistlinger is banned for making me invoke Godwin's Law with her username.
Kelsey is banned for unwarranted invocation of Godwin's law -- not everything in the German language is related to the Nazis.
Ich scherze und Sie verwirklichten nicht dieses. Sie werden verboten.
Kelsey is banned for abusing on-line translation software.
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Sie wissen warum.
Kelsey Arwen MacAilbert is banned for using a middle name. This obviously means she's a serial killer. Considering all the German, she's probably also a cannibal.
Kelsey is banned for telling lies. Every time she lies her ears get longer, the proof is in her picture.
DJ-Bogie is banned because Kelsey uses so many different pictures that you can't draw any conclusions from any particular one.
Stark is banned because I couldn't figure out whether or not that was meant to be insulting.
Elizaveta, a.k.a. Kelsey, is banned for using an alias to reply to a comment directed at her primary persona.
Kavren is banned for using the name of the alias AND the actual user in the same post.
Icyshadow is banned for being cold and dark.