BANNED!

[DJ-Bogie]

Werewoof is banned for being so cliche, I mean, really, dogs chasing squirrels..

[Werewoof of London]

Could have been cats, or cars or mailmen...

DJ-Bogie is banned for making me defend myself.

[Grey Squirrel]

tchk tchk tchk shkwaaaa shkwaaa tchk tchk

<translation: DJ-Bogie is banned for not knowing dogs and squirrels play tag>

[Werewoof of London]

Grey Squirrel is banned for (apparently) missing my post on the bottom of the previous page and not banning me.

Also: SQUIRREL!!!!! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!!!!!!

[Charles Scholz]

Werewoof is banned for excessive loud barking.

[Werewoof of London]

Charles Scholz is banned for trying to tame the woof.

[DJ-Bogie]

Werewoof is banned for not eating that dang squirrel!

[Werewoof of London]

DJ-Bogie is banned because that dang squirrel is too quick for me to catch.

[Grey Squirrel]

tchk thck shkwaaa shkwaaa shkwaa thck thck thck

<translation: Werewoof of London is banned before he can relay that truth to the other dogs ... we like baiting you poor canines too much>

[I M Weasel]

I M Weasel bans the Grey Squirrel for taunting the werewoof. Also for looking too much like a bat.

[DJ-Bogie]

I M Weasel is banned for not recognizing the signs and symptoms of Mad Squirrel disease. The smoke coming out of his eyes is a dead giveaway. It is what makes them run out in front of cars and stop.

[I M Weasel]

DJ-Bogie is banned for thinking I M an expert in squirrel maladies.

[DJ-Bogie]

Sorry for making that assumption, but since weasels and squirrels are as genetically similar as redneck kissing cousins, I figured you'd know as much as anyone would.

Oh yeah, and you are still banned.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

The eye is banned.
Talk to the hand.

[gran rey de los mono]

Spanky is banned for rhyming.

[Charles Scholz]

gran gets the ban.

[Gruumash .]

Charles is banned for missing my pretty face.

[Crimson Jester]

Gruumash . is banned for running off and getting married.

[Gruumash .]

CJ is banned for missing me so much. Or perhaps jealous he was not at the slaughter of the 1,000 elves for my bride?

[Charles Scholz]

Gruumash . is banned for moving the ring in his ear to his nose.

Congratulations.

[Gruumash .]

Charles Scholz wrote:

Gruumash . is banned for moving the ring in his ear to his nose.

Congratulations.

Charles is banned for making me thank him because he said something nice to me. I am still your arch enemy ;).

[PirateDevon]

Gruumash is banned because I was gone for a while and now I am back...and I want to ban him. Pirate on pirate style. Rraawwrrr.

[Crimson Jester]

PirateDevon is banned for not noticing that Gruumash . is married and therefore does not swing his sabre that way.

[gran rey de los mono]

Crimson Jester is banned for reasons I cannot adequately explain right now.

[DJ-Bogie]

Gran is banned for being inadequate.

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned for making me feel sad. *sob weep moan*

[zylphryx]

gran rey de los mono is banned for making the thread soggy with his tears.

[DJ-Bogie]

Zylphryx is banned for making fun of Gran and his problems. When I banned him for being inadequate I was not making fun of him I was just stating facts.

[zylphryx]

<walks into the thread ... squish squish squish>

DJ-Bogie is banned for assuming I was not stating fact when I banned the monkey king.

I bet we could go fishing in here before too long.

<walks out of the thread ... squish squish squish>

[Charles Scholz]

Zylphryx is banned for making me think of calamari.

[Gruumash .]

Charles is banned because ... well honestly because he is my arch enemy and I love him so for being such. Plus we have simuliar skin tone.

[Charles Scholz]

Gruumash . is banned for being color blind. It is obvious he has sickly green skin, while I have beautiful dark gray skin.

[DJ-Bogie]

Charles Scholz wrote:

Gruumash . is banned for being color blind

Charles is banned for not knowing that male color blindness is inherited directly from the mother. Therefore, Gruumash cannot be color blind as he is a motherless orc.

[zylphryx]

DJ-Bogie is banned for filling my sinuses with water. Damn you, you free floating eye, damn you!!!

seriously, that was a good one ... keep them coming, just not while I am drinking ;)

[gran rey de los mono]

zylphryx is banned for drinking. Don't you know the old saying "Internet acquaintences don't let internet acquaintences drink and post"?

[Gruumash .]

Mono is banned for complaining about someone elses drinking. After reading some of his posts he was clearly under some sort of influence while posting.

[Charles Scholz]

Gruumash . is banned for banning his fellow lush.

[gran rey de los mono]

Gruumash . wrote:

Mono is banned for complaining about someone elses drinking. After reading some of his posts he was clearly under some sort of influence while posting.

I will have you know that I do not post under the influence of anything stronger than my own demented personality.

And Charles Scholz is banned for lumping someone of Gruumash .'s obvious fine moral character in with the likes of me.

[zylphryx]

gran rey de los mono is banned for not posting under the influence of anything stronger than his own demented personality.

I have, however, just returned from the New Belgium Clips of Faith Beer and Film Tour and can make no such assertion.

As an aside, if you like sour ales, you should really try Le Terrior. Holy CRAP was that good!

[DJ-Bogie]

My French is not very good, does "Le Terrior" translate as:

1: "The Terror".. the beer that scares the pants off you.

or

2: "The Terrier".. the beer that tastes like a small dog.

And I must ban you for not bringing back samples for all of us.

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned for not knowing that is a beer that tastes like a small dog that scares the pants off you. (You know, the sneaky little pup that you don't know is there until it barks from right behind you, causing you to jump in fear.)

[Gruumash .]

gran rey de los mono is banned for for talking about beers that taste like dogs. All I can think about is the smell of wet dog ..which is not pleasant.

[gran rey de los mono]

Don't most beers taste like wet dog?

Anyways, Gruumash . is banned because I was lazy last night and didn't do any of the housework I needed too.

[Gruumash .]

Mono is banned for assuming the nectar of the gods tastes like a wet dog.

Also is banned for neglecting his household duties.

[Kajehase]

Gruumash is banned because it's been much too long since I banned someone.

[Charles Scholz]

Kajehase is banned for staying away too long from this thread.

[zylphryx]

Kajehase is banned for banning another when the fault for not banning anyone for such a long time was clearly Kajehase's own.

[DJ-Bogie]

Zyphryx is banned for forgetting to Ban Charles, and Charles is banned because zylphryx forgot to.

[zylphryx]

DJ-Bogie is banned for allowing me to get ninja'd by Charles.

<shakes fist of doom at Charles>

[Charles Scholz]

zylphryx is banned for threatening me.
Casts greater curse on zylphryx