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Werewoof is banned for being so cliche, I mean, really, dogs chasing squirrels..


Could have been cats, or cars or mailmen...

DJ-Bogie is banned for making me defend myself.


tchk tchk tchk shkwaaaa shkwaaa tchk tchk

<translation: DJ-Bogie is banned for not knowing dogs and squirrels play tag>


Grey Squirrel is banned for (apparently) missing my post on the bottom of the previous page and not banning me.

Also: SQUIRREL!!!!! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!!!!!!

Scarab Sages

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Werewoof is banned for excessive loud barking.


Charles Scholz is banned for trying to tame the woof.


Werewoof is banned for not eating that dang squirrel!


DJ-Bogie is banned because that dang squirrel is too quick for me to catch.


tchk thck shkwaaa shkwaaa shkwaa thck thck thck

<translation: Werewoof of London is banned before he can relay that truth to the other dogs ... we like baiting you poor canines too much>


I M Weasel bans the Grey Squirrel for taunting the werewoof. Also for looking too much like a bat.


I M Weasel is banned for not recognizing the signs and symptoms of Mad Squirrel disease. The smoke coming out of his eyes is a dead giveaway. It is what makes them run out in front of cars and stop.


DJ-Bogie is banned for thinking I M an expert in squirrel maladies.


Sorry for making that assumption, but since weasels and squirrels are as genetically similar as redneck kissing cousins, I figured you'd know as much as anyone would.

Oh yeah, and you are still banned.


The eye is banned.
Talk to the hand.


Spanky is banned for rhyming.

Scarab Sages

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gran gets the ban.

Dark Archive

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Charles is banned for missing my pretty face.

The Exchange

Gruumash . is banned for running off and getting married.

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path Subscriber

CJ is banned for missing me so much. Or perhaps jealous he was not at the slaughter of the 1,000 elves for my bride?

Scarab Sages

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Gruumash . is banned for moving the ring in his ear to his nose.

Congratulations.

Dark Archive

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Charles Scholz wrote:

Gruumash . is banned for moving the ring in his ear to his nose.

Congratulations.

Charles is banned for making me thank him because he said something nice to me. I am still your arch enemy ;).

The Exchange

Gruumash is banned because I was gone for a while and now I am back...and I want to ban him. Pirate on pirate style. Rraawwrrr.

The Exchange

PirateDevon is banned for not noticing that Gruumash . is married and therefore does not swing his sabre that way.


Crimson Jester is banned for reasons I cannot adequately explain right now.


Gran is banned for being inadequate.


DJ-Bogie is banned for making me feel sad. *sob weep moan*

Sovereign Court

gran rey de los mono is banned for making the thread soggy with his tears.


Zylphryx is banned for making fun of Gran and his problems. When I banned him for being inadequate I was not making fun of him I was just stating facts.

Sovereign Court

<walks into the thread ... squish squish squish>

DJ-Bogie is banned for assuming I was not stating fact when I banned the monkey king.

I bet we could go fishing in here before too long.

<walks out of the thread ... squish squish squish>

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Zylphryx is banned for making me think of calamari.

Dark Archive

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Charles is banned because ... well honestly because he is my arch enemy and I love him so for being such. Plus we have simuliar skin tone.

Scarab Sages

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Gruumash . is banned for being color blind. It is obvious he has sickly green skin, while I have beautiful dark gray skin.


Charles Scholz wrote:
Gruumash . is banned for being color blind

Charles is banned for not knowing that male color blindness is inherited directly from the mother. Therefore, Gruumash cannot be color blind as he is a motherless orc.

Sovereign Court

DJ-Bogie is banned for filling my sinuses with water. Damn you, you free floating eye, damn you!!!

seriously, that was a good one ... keep them coming, just not while I am drinking ;)


zylphryx is banned for drinking. Don't you know the old saying "Internet acquaintences don't let internet acquaintences drink and post"?

Dark Archive

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Mono is banned for complaining about someone elses drinking. After reading some of his posts he was clearly under some sort of influence while posting.

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Gruumash . is banned for banning his fellow lush.


Gruumash . wrote:
Mono is banned for complaining about someone elses drinking. After reading some of his posts he was clearly under some sort of influence while posting.

I will have you know that I do not post under the influence of anything stronger than my own demented personality.

And Charles Scholz is banned for lumping someone of Gruumash .'s obvious fine moral character in with the likes of me.

Sovereign Court

gran rey de los mono is banned for not posting under the influence of anything stronger than his own demented personality.

I have, however, just returned from the New Belgium Clips of Faith Beer and Film Tour and can make no such assertion.

As an aside, if you like sour ales, you should really try Le Terrior. Holy CRAP was that good!


My French is not very good, does "Le Terrior" translate as:

1: "The Terror".. the beer that scares the pants off you.

or

2: "The Terrier".. the beer that tastes like a small dog.

And I must ban you for not bringing back samples for all of us.


DJ-Bogie is banned for not knowing that is a beer that tastes like a small dog that scares the pants off you. (You know, the sneaky little pup that you don't know is there until it barks from right behind you, causing you to jump in fear.)

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path Subscriber

gran rey de los mono is banned for for talking about beers that taste like dogs. All I can think about is the smell of wet dog ..which is not pleasant.


Don't most beers taste like wet dog?

Anyways, Gruumash . is banned because I was lazy last night and didn't do any of the housework I needed too.

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path Subscriber

Mono is banned for assuming the nectar of the gods tastes like a wet dog.

Also is banned for neglecting his household duties.


Pathfinder Adventure Subscriber

Gruumash is banned because it's been much too long since I banned someone.

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Kajehase is banned for staying away too long from this thread.

Sovereign Court

Kajehase is banned for banning another when the fault for not banning anyone for such a long time was clearly Kajehase's own.


Zyphryx is banned for forgetting to Ban Charles, and Charles is banned because zylphryx forgot to.

Sovereign Court

DJ-Bogie is banned for allowing me to get ninja'd by Charles.

<shakes fist of doom at Charles>

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

zylphryx is banned for threatening me.
Casts greater curse on zylphryx

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