One of the other kids at the science fair made organic goo, and I slipped.
The next poster knows what's in organic goo.
Yep, I am the Smurfiest dragon around!
The next poster is president of the Gragamel fan club.
I'm more partial to Azrael myself.
The next poster knows why cats rule while dogs drool.
*CHOMP*
Oh...sorry, where you saving those cats and dogs for supper?
The next poster prefers their cats fried and their dogs broiled.
Colonialism.
The next poster is ready to colonize somewhere else.
It's all in how you handle the hydraulics.
The next poster is lowrider
I wish I was still that cute!! And somehow I became a girl, but nevermind that.
Next poster is a very special artist in a circus.
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"We heckle the performers, naturally!"
"Professional clowns SPEND years learning to make people laugh at them - not *with* them, mind you, AT them. Do you have any idea what a feat it is to make them feel truly humiliated???"
"The bears, on the other hand...."
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOO!!!"
"Anyways...""The next poster invested $10,000 in real estate on Saturn. It started as a joke, but next thing you know...."
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Better than the time I invested $200,000 on a series of magnificent erections in Uranus. *That* didn't turn out as expected.
The next poster has three ears - a left ear, a right ear, and a...
Yes, well, it was a late party, and OH GOD I HOPE THE GOBBO DOESN'T HEAR ABOUT THIS!!!
The next poster did it intentionally.
I make a fortune selling them to reclamation plant, who then charge five times that without doing a thing to justify their existence.
The next poster was the only male member of an all girl burlesesque show.
Who needs them when you got RAGELANCEPOUNCE, amIrite?
The next poster started an alignment thread for all the right reasons.
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I wasn't A tree frog. I was THE motherf*%!ing toughest badass tree frog. My killing spree lasted for years, and was the reason for sinking the island that became the Bermuda Triangle. With the karma accumulated thusly, I reincarnated as me.
The next poster is worried about a mail he/she sent recently.
I think the dude who's watching my house through the binoculars is involved, somehow.
The next poster got no sleep last night.
It is about a pineapple that wants to be a banana, during his journey he discovers the true meaning of christmas but will he ever become a banana...?
Somehow it wasn't a big hit. I have no idea why.
Next poster played in my movie.
But it was only a bit part, so my acting career is still nonexistent.
The next poster is doomed to encounter 1d6 + 1 Smurfs today.
La La La La La La La La La La La....
Bury your head deep in the sand
Anonyminity is a virtue in this day and age
Amazing hand dexterity
Flagrant misuse of security
Better run, run, run, run, run
Run Run Run Run, here they come
The next poster lost Initiative during this encounter.
I lost initive to a smurf.
The next poster just wants to get along.
Aaand the bits and pieces are all over the forums.
The next poster gets to clean them up.
Rubber gloves on!
Gas mask tightened!
Buckets and tarpaulins at the ready!
Damn - I've got to clean the forums first. Oh well.
Rubber gloves off! & etc.
The next poster has achieved enlightenment via the cleaning power of real bicarbonate of soda.
But what I really wanted was to rule the all of Danville and the entire Tri-State Area!
The next poster made an -"INATOR"
*beam bounces off a satellite and hits me in the head* I-I swore I understood everything just a moment but I guess I was fooling myself. Feeling kinda woozy, I may go lay down. Has anyone seen Perry?
The next poster saw Perry.
AAuugh! My favorite pair!
The next poster has to go shopping for cool space/time fabric.
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I shall quench my thirst at the Restaurant at End of Universe. I figure they might sell some space/time continuum fabric there.
The next poster just purchased a book of Vogon poetry.
Ooooh. So much better than the last book of poetry I read!
The next poster has a big question.
The next poster can answer the question in less than three words.
The next poster diagrees.
What an odd coincidence - I do have a diagram of my dungarees! What a shame I can't post it here.
The next poster manufactures powdered socks for astronauts.