Yeah, you're game, mate ! Food for the frenzied vaguely arabian gnome !
The next poster is kind.
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One of the benefits of reflective mithril scales, hang out with the Reds at the Fire it Up Mountian Jamborie and I'm all RED. At the Swampaloza...all BLACK baby. Next month I am headed to HIgh Tea with the GOLD's and I am sure I will fit right in.
The next poster wishes they could hang out at cool Dragon Parties.
Yeah, I wish [sighs loudly]. But for me it's all about hobbits, kobolds, leprechauns... and my fellow gnomes.
I can't dance with Big People. And I can't even dance with drakes, with all their wings and claws, it's very confusing !
Life's tough when you're a diminutive sham-orientalish sand-dwelling gnome. But I will have my revenge !
The next poster has a big revelation to make.
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I'm not really a dragon, it's just my forum Avatar....there I said it.
The next poster believes everything on the internet is true including.....
Not really fell, more like thrown.. Should have changed my clothes sooner.
Next poster wants to own the moon.
That was easy, for my next trick I am going to jump sharks on a motorcycle... that's never been done before.
The next poster wishes they were as cool as the Fonz.
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"It's good to have people who like you, and will do anything for you..."
"...but what's even better is having people who hate you, but can't do anything about you!"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"The next poster...""...started their own religion...""...founded on the teachings of...""...various cult classics from the 1980s!"
well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The next poster has no survival instinct.
Let that be a lesson to us all: never get wings transplant while drunk!
The next poster doesn't heed my advice.
I'll get utterly wasted on that dwarven ale !
I need to build up courage to grab that feathered contraption that the good fey merchant sold to me and then launch myself from the heights of the Audacity Chasm !
I'll be the first naturally flying gnome ! With a fez on my head too, for that added faux orientalish look !
Here I go ! Juuuuuuump ! Aieeeeeee !!!! [screams rapidly decreasing in intensity as our hero plummets to his doom]
The next poster is a rebel without a cause.
It's not my fault that all the causes sold out to capitalist corporations!
The next poster has just been rebuilt faster, stronger, better.
I was an humanoid (gnome), and now I'm an humanoid (giant).
I changed subtype so that I could grow up !
But I kept my fez. It's in my contract, as an eastern prop.
The next poster is an unapologetic alpha male.
WHATS IT TO YA!
The next poster is an apologetic submissive gender nonspecific entity.
@#$!%%#@!#$@!#%^$@%!
!$#!$@$!$%^@#$!$#$%!#@^%#@$!%^$@%^#$
That's what she said, OH!
The next posters knows exactly what she said.
'...and then Wonder Woman said "Lucky7 is SO cute!!!"'
The next poster advises us to beware the superman.
Which makes the eyse glow red as opposed to Haemolacria which makes someone cry bloody tears like lucky7.
The next poster has a disease so fantastically rare, it hasn't been given a name yet.
the postman had delivered it to the wrong person. Well, unless my name is 'Ms Anne Rice' and no-one ever told me.
The next poster sheds light into dark places.
Indeed. It's a 400 foot statue of Lucky7, and will soon double as a tourist attraction and Bar-and-grill.
The next poster is an unstoppable death machine, and a pacifist.
Well I was chopping vegtables while watching the kids, that didn't go well, but now I'm cleaning and ordering take-out. I hope I don't end up ordering cleaning, it's hard not to get things mixed up.
Next poster gets what I'm feeling right now.
Yes I am. but lets face it, the power of GM is there to be abused, right?
The next poster is head of a players rights union.
...And now I'm drinking to forget. Don't ask. Trust me, don't.
The next poster is worried about how much I'm drinking.
FuelDrop, old f(r)iend, are you not drinking a little bit... much... too much ? I mean, it's my jugular your fangs are sunk into !
It's a bit... embarrassing: it's my only jugular... I mean... [fades to black]
The next poster is a little bit shy.
!^@#$%$@!^%#!%@!@!#$
!@!^#@!#@!$$%!#@%!!#$@!#$@!#$@$#.
I think so, but where are we going to find a gorilla in a pink tutu?
The next poster takes advice from a lab mouse and wants to share it with us.
**SQUEAK!**
The next post once volunteered for tests in one of "Those" labs.
FUELDROP PUNCH!!!
The next poster just took a FUELDROP PUNCH! to the face, and is not happy about it.
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Luckily, we've called a crack team of resistance fighters.
The next poster doesn't need a bigger boat - ith IS a bigger boat!
It is less a bigger boat and more a fleet ship of an intergalactic wrecking crew.
The next poster forgot their towel.
Nothing worse than wet cat hair.
The next poster needs a full body shave.
Yup. I've had all the tubes installed under my back garden. No, you can't come over and see it.
The next poster is a village idiot, but no fool.