I WUZ UP ALL NITE BEIN' FLUMPHY!
DA NEXT POSTER WILL BRING ON DA NOIZE!
The next poster is still dreary eyed from waking up.
So is the next one.
I'm so tired I just fell asleep in a staff meeting. In my defense, it was a PowerPoint presentation about our call center stats...
The next poster is also struggling to stay awake this morning.
But only to put the kiddo on the bus, then I caught a few more ZZZZ"s
The next poster is missing.
... Help, I'm lost! I wandered into the dark scary alleyway of Paizo again, and I can't find my way out!
The next poster is lost with me too.
Oh, boy. I should have never joined the forestry department...Can you guys put your clothes back on? You've only been gone a few hours.
The next poster has hot cocoa waiting for us.
Well we were expecting a mutant turtle in this alleyway... But I guess you'll have to do. Come, have some hot cocoa with us? Sit right down next to Mistur Cannerie . Careful! He's a bit crazy when he gets hot cocoa.
The next poster found us, but then promptly left us because we were deemed "too insane" for society. HE ALSO TOOK MISSUS GALLON!!!
Orderly! Help me with these straightjackets! Nurse! 20 CCs of Thorazine! Stat!
The next poster is also at the hospital.
"I am not a Doctor, but I play one on TV"
The next poster is watching.
As your supervisor, I will evaluate your performance and proficiency.
The next poster wants to get on my good side.
I filed a malpractice suit against Old Doc Flumph. Now we only communicate via our attorneys.
The next poster just filed a legal brief on Doc's behalf.
I warned you about the possible side effects if that procedure was performed, but you wanted me to do it anyway.
The next poster is too ashamed to admit it.
I'm too ashamed to admit I had a love affair with Missus Gallon. Wait... D'OH!
The next poster needs to save me and Charles from the scaryness that is the dark scary alleyway of Paizo. I liked it better in the nice open field of Paizo that has fluffy bunnies. We almost had a majority vote on who we were going to eat. it was Me 1, Charles 0, Mistur Cannerie 2, and Missus Gallon 1. We never liked him anyways, he always stole all the seconds.
Here, I'll leave a trail of bread crumbs to Paizo's Waffle House. Since you're crazy, wait until 3 am to enter then you'll fit right in. I'm quitting this dang forestry job, this isn't even a forest!
The next poster works at Paizo's Waffle House.
I pummel them all with my shovel.
The next poster wants to join the Mystery Men.
I am the Visionary! Beware my Astigmatism Ray!
The next poster understands what astigmatism is.
I had pancakes, but pancakes contain eggs so technically you are right even though you are wrong.
The next poster doesn't want to be right.
I want to be left.
The next poster wants to be up.
I'm feeling down.
The next poster says "yes".
I did.
The next poster will break this cycle.
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I think...could it be?...EUREKA!
The next poster has achieved...well, not a higher state of being, but rather one that is a good ways off to the side.
I think therefore I am so confused as to why the wrapper is put on the outside of the straw when it's the inside that needs to stay clean.
The next poster can explain this to everyone.
The paper on the outside of the straw keeps the waitress from licking it.
The next poster just got the willies thinking about that one.
I feel sorry for the Scotsmen the most...
The next poster just found their long-lost sock.
I was born in 1994. I do, however remember the fond memories of playing Crash Bandicoot and Spyro... Ah, those were the days.
The next poster, however, should remember.
Sure do, my son used to play it all the time. He was in the 8th grade when you were born.
The next poster is wondering just how old is that old Bogie.
And wondering if you where present when Martin Luther nailed ninety five theses to the door or not?
The next poster will give a full account of the enlightenment.
How do we know that closeted furries aren't already in power?
The next poster will reveal one of his/her secrets.
Shh...the answer is forty two.
The next poster knows the question, but will now bring us something completely different.
Only because I was having my picture taken for a magazine...well okay, he gave me candy too.
The next poster was born under a bad sign.
Mime, Mime, over there's a mime. Fake Box, can't get out, don't you hate the mime?
The next poster loves this song, more than life itself.
Well it did come out during my Senior year in high school. But it falls short of some other great music that came out that year, Layla, Let it Be, Proud Mary, Truckin', Black Magic Woman, Bridge Over Trouble Water, Woodstock, Spirit in The Sky, Evil Ways and The Thrill is Gone. Just to be fair their was some pretty awful music as well, Band of Gold, Julie Do Ya Love Me, a lot of Jackson 5 etc.
The next poster has one of these songs stuck in their head now.
Boy band in the '90s not so much... but I played bass in an AC/DC cover band for a few months in 1987. We called ourselves "The Kill-A-Watts". We totally sucked.
The next poster has Back In Black on vinyl.
I don't think I have that one but I was in a discount store today and they had a whole shelf of AC/DC beer glasses.
The next poster has a very strong opinion of Disco.
Still better than most of what comes out today.
The next poster is going to do a 180' and change the subject.