Sorry but I was taught not to play with matches. ( I didn't listen well then either )
The next poster wishes they had all the Paizo adventure books.
It really would be great to have both the money to buy 'em all, AND the time to read them. Alas, it's not to be.
The next poster also shouldn't be procrastinating by posting on the Paizo messageboards.
Yeah, [engaging in criminal/deviant activities] takes up so much time.
The next poster believes in unnecessary censorship.
Soon you will know. When the bullet hits the bone.
The next poster is always running for the thrill of it, thrill of it. Always pushing up the hill searching for the thrill of it.
Yeah, I feel like I'm Walking on a Dream.
The next poster might as well be walkin' on the sun.
I was just singin' and clappin'. Man, what the hell happened?
The next poster would rather carouse around all day than move into a home.
My kids can't make me go to a home yet, I'm not THAT old!
The next poster likes living in Shady Pines Retirement Home.
I don't know, I'd rather buy the world a Coke.
The next poster knows the winning Lottery numbers for Saturday, and wants to share them with me, just me!!
Hey! That's the combination I use for the lock on my luggage!
The next poster thinks the lottery is a voluntary tax on people who are bad at math.
Yes I do. And 5 out of 3 people agree with me.
The next poster supports a tax on all foreigners living abroad.
...or 4:20...
The next poster wishes the world were made of Nerf®.
All those Nerf balls were made in my likeness.
The next poster has seen the cartoon about Castle Nerf.
A cartoon about Castle Nerf? I dont remember the little blue Nerfs having a castle. I thought they lived in a village in mushroom-shaped houses. And there was only one girl, which was just weird.
The next poster much preferred the Super Friends.
Spam, Spam, Spam, Eggs and Spam.
the next poster knows what the song, I'm a Lumberjack, is all about.
Well, maybe I could have a little peril...
The next poster likes traffic lights.
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They protect me from the vicious gangs of "Keep-Left" signs I live near.
The next poster gets all their news from the one source they've learned to trust: The Onion.
All the news that's fit to be made up!
The next poster thinks "If it is on the internet, it has to be true!"
It's the real reason I bought that iPhone!
The next poster is an Internet meme.
Not if I pin you to the tail of my donkey first.
The next poster can explain to me what Conman means, I am a terrible facebook newBie
This is what a Natural 1 looks like on a failed Knowledge (Local) check.
The next poster has (or must) see and/or post in "What a Natural 1 looks like" thread.
Okay, I just started a "I just rolled a natural 1" thread!
The next poster can't resist posting there!
Why stop there? Why not the whole chocobo?
The next poster actually OWNS a chocobo.
Um, no, but my daughter has a plush Chococat.
The next poster is NOT EMBARRASSED AT ALL over his extensive Hello Kitty collection.
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They're not ninja powers if you announce them. That's like running up to someone and yelling "SNEAK ATTACK!" before stabbing them. It. Just. Doesn't. Work.
Edit: Editing your post isn't a ninja power either. Stop shopping at Ed's Discount Ninjutsu.
Yeah, that lasted for one lesson. Then I decided to train with Michael Dudikoff.
The next poster is a huge Dolph Lungren fan.
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I SHALL REPEAT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT.
ninja powers... *shivers*... it smells like patchouli...
EDIT: And by the way: It's more like shouting SNEAK ATTACK after hitting someone. Thankyou very much.
The next poster trained with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's Cousin's Girlfriend's roomate twice removed.
I did learn one thing, though. *boot to the head*
The next person thinks Ninjaotic deserves another one.
That's right, I am a Gung-Fu master. We eat ninja's for breakfast. Especially if they are cute female ninja's.
The next poster is blushing.
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Telling you to eat me doesn't come naturally.
Here's How:
1.First choose the color using nature as your guide. According to InStyle, the trick is to find a color that matches your cheeks when they're flushed after exercise or being out in the cold. For a quick test, "spank" your cheeks and use the resulting color as a guide. (We suggest doing this in the comfort of your home away from other people, wink). Another trick is to match your lip color. Fair skin looks great in rose, olive in peach & dark skin in apricot or even red.
2.Now that you have the color, choose the right formula for your skin type. Powder is typically best for oily and combo skin. Cream is great for dry skin. Liquid and gel are great for oily skin. For even better results, combine cream and powder together. "It helps my blush stay on longer and looks more luminous," said makeup artist Laura Mercier in O Magazine. Keep in mind stains -- great for well-moisturized skin, not dry skin -- tend to dry very fast so blend well and fast.
The next poster can only use one finger to type.
it's the same one i use to wave to people in greeting.
The next poster just got pulled over by a police officer.
"I'm sorry I was speeding, officer. I saw this sketchy-looking guy wearing nothing but a Hello Kitty speedo, and was trying to get away from that image as fast as I could!"
The next poster wouldn't give me a ticket for that reason.