Whoa dudes, can we like get a National Bong Day?
Bailiff, evict this dirty hippeh from the Senate!
Those damned dogs are always chasing away my birdies.I should like to point out we Poodles have become close allies with a 'special' relationship to the Peck Peck Peck party.
That reminds me... I move to BAN HUMPING!
That reminds me... I move to BAN HUMPING!Those damned dogs are always chasing away my birdies.I should like to point out we Poodles have become close allies with a 'special' relationship to the Peck Peck Peck party.
Really? Does anyone second?
Bailiff, evict this dirty hippeh from the Senate!
Whoa dude! What's with the negative vibes man? Besides, I'm not that dirty - I bathed a few days ago, and even used soap.
Really? Does anyone second?That reminds me... I move to BAN HUMPING!Those damned dogs are always chasing away my birdies.I should like to point out we Poodles have become close allies with a 'special' relationship to the Peck Peck Peck party.
Seconded!
Mr. President, I rise to demand that the minuscule population I represent be allocated ludicrous amounts of money we do not need for projects that are neither warranted, nor wise, nor sane, and wildly out of proportion to our small population, so that my constituents may not merely suck at the teat of the state but inhale the whole torso, swallow it, and begin in on consuming its limbs in the brief intervals between their complaints about runaway spending and welfare.
That reminds me... I move to BAN HUMPING![/b][/i]
I must protest!
Seconded!Really? Does anyone second?That reminds me... I move to BAN HUMPING!Those damned dogs are always chasing away my birdies.I should like to point out we Poodles have become close allies with a 'special' relationship to the Peck Peck Peck party.
Alright then. The motion carries, we'll set a date to vote as January 31, 2011. In the mean time, please enjoy any senatorial debauchery you'd like...uh... within reason that is. I'm from Mizzurah, but I'd rather you not show me!
*texts: S3nd m3 p1x plz*
Mr. President, I rise to demand that the minuscule population I represent be allocated ludicrous amounts of money we do not need for projects that are neither warranted, nor wise, nor sane, and wildly out of proportion to our small population, so that my constituents may not merely suck at the teat of the state but inhale the whole torso, swallow it, and begin in on consuming its limbs in the brief intervals between their complaints about runaway spending and welfare.
Denied, you're clearly a cult.
Whoa dudes, can we like get a National Bong Day?Bailiff, evict this dirty hippeh from the Senate!
sighs
Yessir.
Grabs Peace LVR by the hair and drags down aisle toward doors, beating furiously with nightstick.
A bailiff's work is never done.
Mr. President, I move that we ban all trolls from this thread.
Mr. President, I move that we ban all trolls from this thread.
Oh dear. We cannot decide whether to applaud or decry this motion.
Mr. President, I rise to demand that the minuscule population I represent be allocated ludicrous amounts of money we do not need for projects that are neither warranted, nor wise, nor sane, and wildly out of proportion to our small population, so that my constituents may not merely suck at the teat of the state but inhale the whole torso, swallow it, and begin in on consuming its limbs in the brief intervals between their complaints about runaway spending and welfare.Denied, you're clearly a cult.
I demand to be consulted on all matters dealing with the occult!
Alright then. The motion carries, we'll set a date to vote as January 31, 2011.
Mr. President, I should like to review the language of this resolution. Is it 'Poodle humping', which would be an obvious targeted assault on the civil liberties enjoyed by a minority or is it 'all humping', which includes the representatives engaging in pro-creative activities protected under the definition of marriage?
Mr. President, I move that we ban all trolls from this thread.
sighs
Will you get out and STAY out?!?!Drags Ruffled Feathers out with assistance from the nightstick
Mr. President, I move that we ban all trolls from this thread.
Mr. President, I move that we ban all trolls from this thread.Oh dear. We cannot decide whether to applaud or decry this motion.
No motion will stop a troll. Remember our motto: In Byers we Trust.
I sense Senators from the Great Beyond.
*Clears throat*
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHHH, Howl, grunt, grunt, howl, chatter, Screech, grunt Howl, howl, howl.
(Translation)
I put forth the motion that we ban all kobolds from this senate on grounds of they are drain on our society and clearly immoral. I would also move for more bananas on the lunch menu Thank you for your time.
Seconded!Really? Does anyone second?That reminds me... I move to BAN HUMPING!Those damned dogs are always chasing away my birdies.I should like to point out we Poodles have become close allies with a 'special' relationship to the Peck Peck Peck party.Alright then. The motion carries, we'll set a date to vote as January 31, 2011. In the mean time, please enjoy any senatorial debauchery you'd like...uh... within reason that is. I'm from Mizzurah, but I'd rather you not show me!
*texts: S3nd m3 p1x plz*
Mr. President, in order to enforce this edict I ask that all of the poodles of poodle house be castrated.
*Clears throat*
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHHH, Howl, grunt, grunt, howl, chatter, Screech, grunt Howl, howl, howl.(Translation)
I put forth the motion that we ban all kobolds from this senate on grounds of they are drain on our society and clearly immoral. I would also move for more bananas on the lunch menu Thank you for your time.
Somebody club that monkeh.
Mr. President, in order to enforce this edict I ask that all of the poodles of poodle house be castrated.Seconded!Really? Does anyone second?That reminds me... I move to BAN HUMPING!Those damned dogs are always chasing away my birdies.I should like to point out we Poodles have become close allies with a 'special' relationship to the Peck Peck Peck party.Alright then. The motion carries, we'll set a date to vote as January 31, 2011. In the mean time, please enjoy any senatorial debauchery you'd like...uh... within reason that is. I'm from Mizzurah, but I'd rather you not show me!
*texts: S3nd m3 p1x plz*
YIPE!
Mr. President, in order to enforce this edict I ask that all of the poodles of poodle house be castrated.Seconded!Really? Does anyone second?That reminds me... I move to BAN HUMPING!Those damned dogs are always chasing away my birdies.I should like to point out we Poodles have become close allies with a 'special' relationship to the Peck Peck Peck party.Alright then. The motion carries, we'll set a date to vote as January 31, 2011. In the mean time, please enjoy any senatorial debauchery you'd like...uh... within reason that is. I'm from Mizzurah, but I'd rather you not show me!
*texts: S3nd m3 p1x plz*
Now I can't go and do that! What do you think this is, Texas?
Mr. President, it appears we have unauthorized temporal activity occuring. I move we establish a commitee to hold hearings on whether to investigate this matter.
I volunteer myself to head this committee, I have done extensive research and testing on the subject.
*hides temporal warp generator in coat pocket*
I should like to remind the Jack Representative this senate is founded on law and not barbaric might makes right ideology. Your obvious bias will only serve to destroy this establishment and return us to anarchy. Do not become the Party of Punt.
I second the motion of our esteemed flying compatriot. I'd also like to attach a rider to the motion recognizing the inherently superior quality of dwarven mining, stone work, and metal work over that of kobolds.
The motion carries... sigh... so much for the Kobold Lobby paying for my pedicures. Thanks guys.
Now I can't go and do that! What do you think this is, Texas?Mr. President, in order to enforce this edict I ask that all of the poodles of poodle house be castrated.Seconded!Really? Does anyone second?That reminds me... I move to BAN HUMPING!Those damned dogs are always chasing away my birdies.I should like to point out we Poodles have become close allies with a 'special' relationship to the Peck Peck Peck party.Alright then. The motion carries, we'll set a date to vote as January 31, 2011. In the mean time, please enjoy any senatorial debauchery you'd like...uh... within reason that is. I'm from Mizzurah, but I'd rather you not show me!
*texts: S3nd m3 p1x plz*
laughs and hoots, then returns to ogling interns
Mr. President, it appears we have unauthorized temporal activity occuring. I move we establish a commitee to hold hearings on whether to investigate this matter.I volunteer myself to head this committee, I have done extensive research and testing on the subject.
*hides temporal warp generator in coat pocket*
You some kinda ghost buster man? The committee will consist of Dan Akroyd , Bill Murray, and those other guys. You can lead, whatever.
All these rules are driving me crazy!
I move we abolish the rules of order.
Now I can't go and do that! What do you think this is, Texas?
I wish. In Texas they know what to do with poodles.
I should like to remind the Jack Representative this senate is founded on law and not barbaric might makes right ideology. Your obvious bias will only serve to destroy this establishment and return us to anarchy. Do not become the Party of Punt.
Anarchy? I second that motion!
Oh, and we need more eggs in the cafeteria.
You some kinda ghost buster man? The committee will consist of Dan Akroyd , Bill Murray, and those other guys. You can lead, whatever.Mr. President, it appears we have unauthorized temporal activity occuring. I move we establish a commitee to hold hearings on whether to investigate this matter.I volunteer myself to head this committee, I have done extensive research and testing on the subject.
*hides temporal warp generator in coat pocket*
I can work with that. Egon owes me for the trap design schematics anyway.
laughs and hoots, then returns to ogling interns
Shouldn't you be funding an insurgency in North Korea or something?
I should like to remind the Jack Representative this senate is founded on law and not barbaric might makes right ideology. Your obvious bias will only serve to destroy this establishment and return us to anarchy. Do not become the Party of Punt.
Be quiet dog breath! *throws empty beer can at Courtfool*
I should like to remind the Jack Representative this senate is founded on law and not barbaric might makes right ideology. Your obvious bias will only serve to destroy this establishment and return us to anarchy. Do not become the Party of Punt.Be quiet dog breath! *throws empty beer can at Courtfool*
Cheers and returns to watching Jerry Springer
Emits the launch codes.
All these rules are driving me crazy!
I move we abolish the rules of order.
Denied! What are you, some kind of An-ark-ish-ist?
Which one of yall knows that cute lobbyist chick with those giant... wads of cash? I wanna set up an appointment.
I rise today to speak on behalf of the pro-humping coalition and respectfully point out to our esteemed President pro Tempore (emphasis on the Tempore) that no vote was actually taken on the measure to ban humping.
Winks, smiles, and fingerwaves at CourtFool and Aberzombie
Sniffs Alice's bum.
I rise today to speak on behalf of the pro-humping coalition and respectfully point out to our esteemed President pro Tempore (emphasis on the Tempore) that no vote was actually taken on the measure to ban humping.
Winks, smiles, and fingerwaves at CourtFool and Aberzombie
What?! I demand satisfaction! *looks at one of the interns and winks at her* I might just get it.
I rise today to speak on behalf of the pro-humping coalition and respectfully point out to our esteemed President pro Tempore (emphasis on the Tempore) that no vote was actually taken on the measure to ban humping.
Winks, smiles, and fingerwaves at CourtFool and Aberzombie
Alice, lest I remind you that our appointment was at 2:05, you'd best get in my office before you do any finger waggling!
What?! I demand satisfaction! *looks at one of the interns and winks at her* I might just get it.
Not if the humping ban is voted in.
scratches CourtFool's ears
You should visit Wonderland sometime, you cute little puppy.