Oddly, Urizen's post could also be interpreted as... It's his fault LPM had to "take matters into his own hands." It's all because Urizen has been slacking.Too busy delivering your package to Sharoth...I'm slacking, it seems.Hand cramps.
Huh. It sounds like Solnes has been a little behind lately, and LPM had to take matters into his own hands.
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Hand cramps.
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You mean this thing? :/Studpuffin has 15 minutes to stat a Puffinbadger. GO!"The dreaded Puffinbadger, created by a mad wizard as a more economical version of the iconic Owlbear, is a scourge to many of the smaller races. Brownies, Pixies, and Sprites often band together to stop a rampaging Puffinbadger from decimating their sylvan communities. Its rumored that a gnome, possibly a ranger or druid of great power, is attempting to domesticate and train them, so as to unleash an army of them on Kobolds, Mites, Pugwampis, and to scourge them from their fey hills and woodlands. The implications of Puffinbadgers for forest and fey ecologies the world over are so unknown and potentially far-reaching, that is it imperative studies like this one be generously funded."We could petition for funding to do a research study?** spoiler omitted **I don't get this hand cramps thing.Shh...its nice for them to feel special. :)
Now I know what art to send in with my submission. :)
If you'd let me, of course.
So, people are stalking us on FB because we're gamers? He could at least come on the Paizo messageboards and pretend to be my friend first! HMMPF!I think a couple of pock suppets have done that to you...
Hey HEY
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Hand cramps.Oddly, Urizen's post could also be interpreted as... It's his fault LPM had to "take matters into his own hands." It's all because Urizen has been slacking.Too busy delivering your package to Sharoth...I'm slacking, it seems.Hand cramps.
Huh. It sounds like Solnes has been a little behind lately, and LPM had to take matters into his own hands.
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Likewise!
So, people are stalking us on FB because we're gamers? He could at least come on the Paizo messageboards and pretend to be my friend first! HMMPF!I think a couple of pock suppets have done that to you...
KA-ZING!!!
Good night, sleepy-time Fawtlies.
bump
I have some thoughts on this, but I need to eat first. Would it better to make it into pie?You know, I really like Spelljammer. At the same time, I cannot imagine using it in my own campaigns. At least not as written. I am not sure where the disconnect is for me, but I just can't bring myself to do it.Agreed. I like it, but not RAW. Mine would be a little more of an Eberron + Sci-Fi mix.
Yes I think that would be good. You make large pies!
Hey, Woodster. How's the Education & Dames biz going?
Do you stat the Klingons as hobgoblins?Did I tell you my Spelljammer twist surprise?
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I never did it yet; it's not to that point so I don't even know.
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You mean this thing? :/Studpuffin has 15 minutes to stat a Puffinbadger. GO!"The dreaded Puffinbadger, created by a mad wizard as a more economical version of the iconic Owlbear, is a scourge to many of the smaller races. Brownies, Pixies, and Sprites often band together to stop a rampaging Puffinbadger from decimating their sylvan communities. Its rumored that a gnome, possibly a ranger or druid of great power, is attempting to domesticate and train them, so as to unleash an army of them on Kobolds, Mites, Pugwampis, and to scourge them from their fey hills and woodlands. The implications of Puffinbadgers for forest and fey ecologies the world over are so unknown and potentially far-reaching, that is it imperative studies like this one be generously funded."We could petition for funding to do a research study?** spoiler omitted **I don't get this hand cramps thing.Shh...its nice for them to feel special. :)Now I know what art to send in with my submission. :)
If you'd let me, of course.
I would hope you would let me spend more than five minutes turning one out for you. But hell Badgah, feel free to use any of that stuff you like.
And with that I bid thee all a good night.
You mean this thing? :/Studpuffin has 15 minutes to stat a Puffinbadger. GO!"The dreaded Puffinbadger, created by a mad wizard as a more economical version of the iconic Owlbear, is a scourge to many of the smaller races. Brownies, Pixies, and Sprites often band together to stop a rampaging Puffinbadger from decimating their sylvan communities. Its rumored that a gnome, possibly a ranger or druid of great power, is attempting to domesticate and train them, so as to unleash an army of them on Kobolds, Mites, Pugwampis, and to scourge them from their fey hills and woodlands. The implications of Puffinbadgers for forest and fey ecologies the world over are so unknown and potentially far-reaching, that is it imperative studies like this one be generously funded."We could petition for funding to do a research study?** spoiler omitted **I don't get this hand cramps thing.Shh...its nice for them to feel special. :)Good enough! I wanted to see him stat up something in 15 minutes like he does NPCs.
{looks at watch}
{clicks tongue}
{drums fingers}
We got Halo:Reach today. He'll be back in a few days. *sigh*
Work f#&#ing sucks today! Bored, boring! Wishing I had remembered to bring a frakking book.
On the up side, I made it to 2:30pm...only 2.5 hours left. And plenty of healthy low fat/fat free snacks in case I get too bored.
At least you have a job.
I f&@@ing hate being a student...
That's sad. I loved being a student. If I could be one all my life, I'd be happy. As long as I got paid for it.
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That's sad. I loved being a student. If I could be one all my life, I'd be happy. As long as I got paid for it.Work f#&#ing sucks today! Bored, boring! Wishing I had remembered to bring a frakking book.
On the up side, I made it to 2:30pm...only 2.5 hours left. And plenty of healthy low fat/fat free snacks in case I get too bored.
At least you have a job.
I f&@@ing hate being a student...
I learn more on my own time than I do in class, and I hate not being able to keep a steady job and study at the same time. Couple that with sharing a bathroom with fifteen other guys, and I'm encountering some problems.
I learn more on my own time than I do in class, and I hate not being able to keep a steady job and study at the same time. Couple that with sharing a bathroom with fifteen other guys, and I'm encountering some problems.That's sad. I loved being a student. If I could be one all my life, I'd be happy. As long as I got paid for it.Work f#&#ing sucks today! Bored, boring! Wishing I had remembered to bring a frakking book.
On the up side, I made it to 2:30pm...only 2.5 hours left. And plenty of healthy low fat/fat free snacks in case I get too bored.
At least you have a job.
I f&@@ing hate being a student...
I cleaned the dorm bathrooms one summer to pay for housing. I feel for ya!
Hey Shiney, since you are a student Academic Earth
Just in case you did not know about it.
Hey Shiney, since you are a student Academic Earth
Just in case you did not know about it.
~chuckles` Shouldn't you be in bed? ~winks~ Sleep well, CJ.
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Hey Shiney, since you are a student Academic Earth
Just in case you did not know about it.
Haven't. Though, I have been thinking about getting an online degree, or at the very least, fast-tracking myself to graduate a year early.
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Okay, this REALLY pisses me off--
About five minutes ago, I was playing my acoustic guitar, practicing scales. This is basically the only time I have to practice on weekdays, since most of my classes get out between 9:00 and 10:30 at night.
Next thing I know, someone from downstairs is banging on my door telling me to shut up, and that it's past the designated "quiet hour" (10 PM). My question is, where was she when people were screaming at the television during Monday Night Football and subsequent after-game celebration. I could have used some quiet then. Better yet, I could have told them to shut up too.
But I'm not a dick.
~chuckles` Shouldn't you be in bed? ~winks~ Sleep well, CJ.Hey Shiney, since you are a student Academic Earth
Just in case you did not know about it.
I was tired, I lied down. Now I am wide freaking awake. I think my body is just off right now.
I never did it yet; it's not to that point so I don't even know.Do you stat the Klingons as hobgoblins?Did I tell you my Spelljammer twist surprise?
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So, when are you running this PbP?
Once again I find myself thinking my mind is a horrible and terrible place. I hate being trapped in it. It torments me, with no mercy. O look for a way out of it, but I cant seem to escape.
~laughter~ Big baby!
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I'm supposed to stat a puffinbadger? Why? It's just gonna get left on the cutting room floor.
Alright I'll cook something up.
Puffinbadger CR 2
N Medium magical beast
Init +0; Senses darkvision 60ft, low-light vision, scent; Perception +7
Defenses
AC 15 (+5 natural armor), T 10, FF 15
HP 25(HD 3d10+9)
Fort +5 Ref +3 Will +4
Offense
Speed 30ft, Burrow 10ft, Fly 5 ft (clumsy), Swim 20ft
Melee Bite/Peck +6 (1d6+3)
Melee Wing Nubs +1 (1d3+1)
Special Attacks: Funny Looking (Ex): Anyone who gazes upon the Puffinbadger has their sanity assaulted. They must make a will save (DC 16) or fall prone laughing histerically for 1d4 rounds. This is a mind-affecting ability and is cha based.
Abilities
Str 16 Dex 11 Con 15 Int 20 Wis 12 Cha 20
Base Atk +3; CMB +6; CMD 16 (+20 vs trip, it's effectively a quadraped)
Feats: Iron Will, Toughness
Skills: Acrobatics +6, Climb +9, Fly -2, Perception +7, Swim +9
Languages: Common, Terran, Auran, Aquan, Celestial, Sylvan
SQ: Rage (Ex): A puffinbadger that takes damage in combat flies into a rage on its next turn, pecking madly until either it or its opponent is dead. It gains +4 to Strength, +4 to Constitution, and –2 to AC. The creature cannot end its rage voluntarily, only if someone tells a funny-ass joke. Waka Waka.
Gear: none
A strange looking creature, an odd mix of semi-aquatic avian and enranged mustelid resides in a recliner chair. It is completely neutral colored except for a splash of red on its yellow beak.
Puffinbadgers are one of the strangest of creations. They are known to sit in recliner chairs for hours at a time, demanding candy and foot rubs from all those around them.
While they would make an awesome character, they're sadly unplayable because they're just that awesome.
Edit: The artwork sometimes doesn't match the final stats, or so the Devs have told me...
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That's sad. I loved being a student. If I could be one all my life, I'd be happy. As long as I got paid for it.Work f#&#ing sucks today! Bored, boring! Wishing I had remembered to bring a frakking book.
On the up side, I made it to 2:30pm...only 2.5 hours left. And plenty of healthy low fat/fat free snacks in case I get too bored.
At least you have a job.
I f&@@ing hate being a student...
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Okay, this REALLY pisses me off--
About five minutes ago, I was playing my acoustic guitar, practicing scales. This is basically the only time I have to practice on weekdays, since most of my classes get out between 9:00 and 10:30 at night.
Next thing I know, someone from downstairs is banging on my door telling me to shut up, and that it's past the designated "quiet hour" (10 PM). My question is, where was she when people were screaming at the television during Monday Night Football and subsequent after-game celebration. I could have used some quiet then. Better yet, I could have told them to shut up too.
But I'm not a dick.
A celebration she was part of, so she needed her "beauty sleep" the next day. Stop being so insensitive. :)
Once again I find myself thinking my mind is a horrible and terrible place. I hate being trapped in it. It tormenmts me, with no mercy. O look for a way out of it, but I cant seem to escape.
Whoa, look at Edward Cullen there! :)
So, um, seriously, I hope everything is OK?
Okay, sorry I couldn't get to the stats sooner. Halo: Reach beckoned. It had to be played until it was done!
You beat me by at least a day.
I was letting a married woman crash at my apartment last night, and I'm heading over to her place tonight for a "writer's meeting". Really tawdry stuff there.
Or he was saying you have a small one.Wait, did he just call me an ass?! o.0Solnes has not been slacking! He is just....insatiable. And I do get tired you know!I can't believe you called her a little behind. ;)Hand cramps.
Huh. It sounds like Solnes has been a little behind lately,...
No, he called you a Little Behind. Get it? lol
Happy Hand Cramps to you all!
No...I has a bit of a booty.
You could always pop in a video to pass the time. :pWork f~!*ing sucks today! Bored, boring! Wishing I had remembered to bring a frakking book.
On the up side, I made it to 2:30pm...only 2.5 hours left. And plenty of healthy low fat/fat free snacks in case I get too bored.
No dvd player.
~sighs` so I do not count? ~grins~*sigh* I wish I had more friends! I want to call someone to chat....but have already called all my friends. Trying to wait until after 3 to call my one buddy, he works late nights and sleeps in during the day.
Kinda wishing hubby would call.*So lonely*
I couldn't remember your number. :\
*sigh* I wish I had more friends! I want to call someone to chat....but have already called all my friends. Trying to wait until after 3 to call my one buddy, he works late nights and sleeps in during the day.
Kinda wishing hubby would call.*So lonely*
move to seattle. i will be your friend.
:D
We would be good friends? Might be worth the move. :P
*sigh* I wish I had more friends! I want to call someone to chat....but have already called all my friends. Trying to wait until after 3 to call my one buddy, he works late nights and sleeps in during the day.
Kinda wishing hubby would call.*So lonely*
move to seattle. i will be your friend.
:D
But apparently only if you move to Seattle. ;-)
Ha! :D
I couldn't remember your number. :\~sighs` so I do not count? ~grins~*sigh* I wish I had more friends! I want to call someone to chat....but have already called all my friends. Trying to wait until after 3 to call my one buddy, he works late nights and sleeps in during the day.
Kinda wishing hubby would call.*So lonely*
Excuses, excuses, excuses! It is 1-800-leave-my-hoard-alone!!!
Work f#&#ing sucks today! Bored, boring! Wishing I had remembered to bring a frakking book.
On the up side, I made it to 2:30pm...only 2.5 hours left. And plenty of healthy low fat/fat free snacks in case I get too bored.
At least you have a job.
I f*&*ing hate being a student...
Online schooling, allows for work and a bit of a social life.
I love school, but it has it's drawbacks.
Are you at work, Solnes?
Once again I find myself thinking my mind is a horrible and terrible place. I hate being trapped in it. It tormenmts me, with no mercy. O look for a way out of it, but I cant seem to escape.Whoa, look at Edward Cullen there! :)
So, um, seriously, I hope everything is OK?
He is ok, just a really bad dream.
Are you at work, Solnes?
Nope! I is at home! I love days off! Especially when hubby has them off with me! :D
How are you today Dragon?
Excuses, excuses, excuses! It is 1-800-leave-my-hoard-alone!!!I couldn't remember your number. :\~sighs` so I do not count? ~grins~*sigh* I wish I had more friends! I want to call someone to chat....but have already called all my friends. Trying to wait until after 3 to call my one buddy, he works late nights and sleeps in during the day.
Kinda wishing hubby would call.*So lonely*
Heh!
Are you at work, Solnes?Nope! I is at home! I love days off! Especially when hubby has them off with me! :D
How are you today Dragon?
~yawns~ Wishing I had gone to bed earlier. ~looks around at the wreck of a house~ And also wondering where all this junk came from! I am not that much of a pack rat!
Gooooooooooooooooooooooood morning Fawlty House!!!
And GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TAIG!!!!!!!!! Show her the direness of your badgah!
So, looks like the weekend has gone down the tubes. One of my players is going for knee surgery, so we are postponing. I will see if I can get the day off to be there for her when she's going under the knife, she's a bit of a scaredy cat when it comes to that kind of stuff.
Primary day is over, and all is right with the world, at least aroundabouts. Still, we have a while to see what will come of these early victories.
I'm also considering going to manhattan to pick up a copy of the new Dragon Guard comic that's out. I can't get enough of it! Maybe I'll just have them hold a copy for when I go to work on Friday or Saturday. Speaking of, I just found out that I am no longer working on the internet at the second job officially. I don't know whether to laugh or cry on that part- I loved the fact that I could work in my skivvies(or nothing at all), but it really ate up a lot of time on the weekends, especially when they switched to afternoons instead of late, late at night. But then again things may change up there, and they'll have need of me online again. So we'll see what happens!
[EDIT]Workin' naked at the day job for TOP!!!!