I'm telling! SOLNES! SOLNEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!Did you just stick your tongue in my girlfriend's tush? Ewwwwwww.People make me sad.~Runs up behind Treppa and rasberries her tush.~
But some of us make you happy right? :P
Uhm..... no.... er..... Hey! Look a shiny bunny!
Go ahead...
~Looks around to make sure wife isn't home.~.... I ain't skeered. ;)
Ze Wive ish not in ze haus, eh? Vanna blow rasberries for me while she ist gawn?
Ewwww....!!! Naked Dead Meat for TotP?!?
I think I just killed the thread.
I think I just killed the thread.
I'm telling! Murder! Thread murder!
Wait, that was unintentional?Aw...and that double entendre was SO unintentional.Things sound good in the S&M house.It took me a minute to figure that one out.
Nope.
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A reason to have liked Buffy the Vampire Slayer despite Joss Whedon
She's writing for "Torchwood" on Starz while working on a SyFy pilot titled "Good Cop, Dead Cop."
We're also taking my tire from my car down to see if her brother (who is a mechanic) ...Your tire's brother is a mechanic? Cool!
Ack! Anybody ever get an ingrown hair in their mustache or had to pluck nose hairs? WORST PAIN EVER!
It's even worse when you're fast asleep and she decides it's the best time to manscape you because it's bothering her.
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Ack! Anybody ever get an ingrown hair in their mustache or had to pluck nose hairs? WORST PAIN EVER!It's even worse when you're fast asleep and she decides it's the best time to manscape you because it's bothering her.
Or when you get that random pimple on your back or butt, and she waits until then to pop it. >:(
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Spoilered for length. I is sad Solnes.
Was going through that with the lil lady when the job market was up in the air and she has a large family base in Cincy, but once she got that full time job secured a couple weeks ago, that entire conversation ceased.
But don't tell her what you think of Cincy; that's fightin' words. :P
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** spoiler omitted **Good to hear Woody. I wish I could say the same about my brothers.... but I'd have to dig up the bodies first.
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Likewise.
Woody's Bro is in the house
Welcome, Padawan. You are familiar with the hazing rituals, yes?
So yeah my quality on my phone calls has been so good the last several months I got an award. A little sticker to go with the little plaque they gave me at the beginning of the year when I did well, $100 bonus and a limo lunch on the company this Wednesday. I now have the B2 as well as the APG. I could have and should have spent it on other things. But it did help me participate on some things this year I was unable to last year. Not to mention take my wife out to eat.
So overall even complaining I should be saying work goes well. Or rather people seem to like talking to me on the phone most of the time.
Kids are both spending the night at friends houses, yet I will be home with a sick wife and unable to do much after work then watch more blasted TV. I think I might turn it off for a month, that and the computer, just for a break. It isn't like I can not watch some TV at work let alone have internet access all day long anyway.
You ... haz sticker!?!?!
We had the office holiday party last night. I love free steak diners.:)
I hate being up early on Saturday. Must cram for test. Well, more than I already have....
We had the office holiday party last night. I love free steak diners.:)
I am 99% certain you meant to say dinners...but this is FAWTL so there's that tiny little niggling doubt...;)
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We had the office holiday party last night. I love free steak diners.:)I am 99% certain you meant to say dinners...but this is FAWTL so there's that tiny little niggling doubt...;)
Don't judge him, it's a proven fact that people who dine on steak are 54.7% juicier than vegetarians. That and they tend to put out more often.
Don't judge him, it's a proven fact that people who dine on steak are 54.7% juicier than vegetarians. That and they tend to put out more often.We had the office holiday party last night. I love free steak diners.:)I am 99% certain you meant to say dinners...but this is FAWTL so there's that tiny little niggling doubt...;)
lol. Who said I was judging? Just commenting on the likelihood of whether or not he meant what he said as he said it....from anyone other than a FAWTLy I'd assume a spelling error. ;P
...and what about non-vegetarians who don't eat red meat?
Ok, now you're just talking crazy talk.
...and what about non-vegetarians who don't eat red meat?
....but...but....I'm not crazy! mostly.
Besides, I really don't eat red meat. It smells vile and tastes worse. :P
Today, is my husband and my first wedding anniversary. A year goes by so quick.
Happy anniversary! And may you have many more. :)
Today, is my husband and my first wedding anniversary. A year goes by so quick.
W00T!! Congrats guys!
That first year can be a doozy, and I hope you two have many, many more years together. Any big plans to celebrate this milestone?
Refer back to my earlier comment. ;)Ok, now you're just talking crazy talk.
...and what about non-vegetarians who don't eat red meat?
....but...but....I'm not crazy! mostly.
Besides, I really don't eat red meat. It smells vile and tastes worse. :P
But I told you, I'm NOT crazy.
That's the other personalities... ;)
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Refer back to my earlier comment. ;)Ok, now you're just talking crazy talk.
...and what about non-vegetarians who don't eat red meat?
....but...but....I'm not crazy! mostly.
Besides, I really don't eat red meat. It smells vile and tastes worse. :P
But I told you, I'm NOT crazy.
That's the other personalities... ;)
I'm sorry. I have too many crazy voices of my own to listen to your insane babbling. Now get back in your cell, before I tell the orderlies that you're out. :P
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You ... haz sticker!?!?!So yeah my quality on my phone calls has been so good the last several months I got an award. A little sticker to go with the little plaque they gave me at the beginning of the year when I did well, $100 bonus and a limo lunch on the company this Wednesday. I now have the B2 as well as the APG. I could have and should have spent it on other things. But it did help me participate on some things this year I was unable to last year. Not to mention take my wife out to eat.
So overall even complaining I should be saying work goes well. Or rather people seem to like talking to me on the phone most of the time.
Kids are both spending the night at friends houses, yet I will be home with a sick wife and unable to do much after work then watch more blasted TV. I think I might turn it off for a month, that and the computer, just for a break. It isn't like I can not watch some TV at work let alone have internet access all day long anyway.
Sticker got bigz aploz!
You ... haz sticker!?!?!Sticker got bigz aploz!
Scrach und Sniffz?
No, I flew. It's only a long weekend, so we had to be expeditious.I'm packing to head off to Florida tomorrow. It's nice having family in warm places.Any chance you'll be heading down via SC?
I figured that would be the case, but I would be remiss in my duties as the LPM to not inquire as to the chances of meeting one of our brothers in Fawtl.
Enjoy your weekend, and enjoy the weather. :)
Scrach und Sniffz?You ... haz sticker!?!?!Sticker got bigz aploz!
Psst..... hey buddy, you interested in some Jenny Pousin Scratch and Sniff stickers?
I'm sorry. I have too many crazy voices of my own to listen to your insane babbling. Now get back in your cell, before I tell the orderlies that you're out. :PRefer back to my earlier comment. ;)Ok, now you're just talking crazy talk.
...and what about non-vegetarians who don't eat red meat?
....but...but....I'm not crazy! mostly.
Besides, I really don't eat red meat. It smells vile and tastes worse. :P
But I told you, I'm NOT crazy.
That's the other personalities... ;)
No, not the cell! I'm not going back in there! I'm not!!! You can't make me!!!! No, stop that! Hey! I said, I wasn't going back in there! Nooooooo!!!!
*sob*
*pout*
No, I flew. It's only a long weekend, so we had to be expeditious.I'm packing to head off to Florida tomorrow. It's nice having family in warm places.Any chance you'll be heading down via SC?
Have a good weekend. :)
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Hey, FAWTLs!
Busy morning, but I had a thought I needed to post on. Just thought I'd share.
Also, if you haven't seen it, check out my daughters' Girl Scout Cookie "commercial". It's a hoot. ;)
Have a great day, FAWTLs!
Psst..... hey buddy, you interested in some Jenny Pousin Scratch and Sniff stickers?Scrach und Sniffz?You ... haz sticker!?!?!Sticker got bigz aploz!
Unlike others, I don't drink the haterade.
Two.
Hey, I liked that movie.Do they find themselves against two stoners, one incredibly stupid the other wont say a gorram word?two angels that feel this way and are attempting to curry favor with their lord by ending the world a few months ahead of schedule.I couldn't figure out a good place to put a question, so I thought I'd ask my FAWTLY family first.
What ideas can you give me where I can use angels (or other very "good" outsiders) as a major antagonist with an all good party?
so did I, in fact I bought in on blu-crack
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We're going out to a nice restaurant tonight. Can't wait.Today, is my husband and my first wedding anniversary. A year goes by so quick.W00T!! Congrats guys!
That first year can be a doozy, and I hope you two have many, many more years together. Any big plans to celebrate this milestone?
Congratulations, Jeremy! I wish you both all the best and many happy years together!
Yeah, that's pretty wrong.Uh...Is it wrong for me to say that that sounds like a completely normal conversation to me?Hey there David. How goes your day?Today was decent. After three years of never getting around to it, I signed up for a martial arts class, and today was the first session. It felt good, but it was readily apparent that I was the worst person in the beginners' group.
Yesterday, on the other hand...
The following is NSFW:
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I don't know...sounds pretty normal to me.
Wait a minute! You're not gay?
Why does everyone keep saying that?!?
Reboot and Dirty Pair will be coming to DVD soon.
DIRTY PAIR! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I am in the minority in that I liked Dirty Pair Flash!.
And Crying Freeman will also be coming out on DVD too.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVED the Crying Freeman manga- I can't wait to check out the anime, I've never seen it.
Geeze, lots of old things are coming out- Here's hoping we get Genesis Survivor Gairaith and......Dangaioh!!!!
Martial arts are not all about fighting. But rather being prepared if you have no choice but to fight. Plus there are many forms which do nothing more then keep you in shape. Lord I need to practice again. Oh but to have a blade in my hands.Well it became fairly famous as the form used by "actor" Steven Segal. I studied Shotokan Karate, Jeet Kun Do, Muay Thai, Boxing, and Wrestling from the age of twelve up until I met Solnes who is a pacifist and stopped Fighting at the age of twenty-three.I know exactly nothing about martial arts of any kind, but have always been somewhat interested in learning one. And for me, the classes offered by the university are pretty much the only game in town.Excellent style, that was one of the styles I was interested in, but never got a chance to study.Why are groceries so f%#~ing expensive?Because if you didn't buy them you'd.... y'know.... starve and stuff.I guess. I've finally gotten fed up with my body going to s&#*, and, along with signing up for Kenpo Karate classes, I bought a microwave in which I could actually cook things.
Unfortunately, buying non-s&#*ty frozen food, miscellaneous ingredients, tea, and packets of vacuum-sealed fish has DOUBLED my weekly grocery bill.
Unfortunate that you gave it up, Moorluck, but a big +1 to what CJ said. Maybe we can all get together and do some Tai Chi/Old Man Kung Fu someday.
Nice, Jeremy. What restaurant?
Martial arts are not all about fighting. But rather being prepared if you have no choice but to fight. Plus there are many forms which do nothing more then keep you in shape. Lord I need to practice again. Oh but to have a blade in my hands.Well it became fairly famous as the form used by "actor" Steven Segal. I studied Shotokan Karate, Jeet Kun Do, Muay Thai, Boxing, and Wrestling from the age of twelve up until I met Solnes who is a pacifist and stopped Fighting at the age of twenty-three.I know exactly nothing about martial arts of any kind, but have always been somewhat interested in learning one. And for me, the classes offered by the university are pretty much the only game in town.Excellent style, that was one of the styles I was interested in, but never got a chance to study.Why are groceries so f%#~ing expensive?Because if you didn't buy them you'd.... y'know.... starve and stuff.I guess. I've finally gotten fed up with my body going to s&#*, and, along with signing up for Kenpo Karate classes, I bought a microwave in which I could actually cook things.
Unfortunately, buying non-s&#*ty frozen food, miscellaneous ingredients, tea, and packets of vacuum-sealed fish has DOUBLED my weekly grocery bill.
Fighting is in my nature, it's the way I was raised. That said, I worked very hard to go against my nature when I found someone who meant more to me than being in a ring, which was a helluva thrill.
I miss using the swords, but I wasn't much good with most other "martial arts weapons."
I have my beloved shikomi-zue, and a pair of what I believe to be rude-looking full-tang straight ninja-to style swords. I need to get a higher quality shikomi-zue, as my current one is kind of falling apart and is a bit long for me. Hopefully I'll be able to pick one up from a con, but one outside of NY- the guy that I prefer to go to for such things got hosed over by our knife laws. I also need to get a jian/gentleman's/scholar's sword, and a ba gua dao, as I wish to start studying both weapons. The jian will help me find focus and inner peace, the dao will help me strengthen my upper body.
Solnes just said that you are dead meat! I suggest you start running NOW!!!I'm telling! SOLNES! SOLNEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!Did you just stick your tongue in my girlfriend's tush? Ewwwwwww.People make me sad.~Runs up behind Treppa and rasberries her tush.~
But some of us make you happy right? :P
Uhm..... no.... er..... Hey! Look a shiny bunny!
Go ahead...
~Looks around to make sure wife isn't home.~.... I ain't skeered. ;)
But...I thought she was a pacifist?
Freehold:
A reason to have liked Buffy the Vampire Slayer despite Joss WhedonShe's writing for "Torchwood" on Starz while working on a SyFy pilot titled "Good Cop, Dead Cop."
Hrm. Maybe something good came out of Buffy after all.
[EDIT] Nekkid Buffy rumination for TOP!!!!!