Stepson traded up when it comes to restaurant jobs: he's raking in the dough everyday.are the neighborhood pets disappearing? ;P
I have worked fast food, gas station attendant, overnight stock, tax prep, security, and tax preparer. never once had any of the previous stories happen.Nah, it' in a more upscale neighborhood. Also, it's Thai, not Korean.
;-PLYNORA:
Yay!
mmmmmm, Thai. I am finding out I am really starting to enjoy multiple styles of curry. Need to try more Thai food.
Nothing beats a good duck curry.
X_XWhat you meant to say. ;)I see that during my trip to HPB, CostCo, and the gas station, FAWTL has transfigured into the Poop Thread.Not completely.
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It helps us stay sparkly...
It helps us stay sparkly...X_XWhat you meant to say. ;)I see that during my trip to HPB, CostCo, and the gas station, FAWTL has transfigured into the Poop Thread.Not completely.
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Nobody's talking to you girly. Now meet my
Nekkid dancin' with Lynnora for ToP?
I'm gonna be in trouble for this one. :/
lol. Yeah, that was crazy timing. :)
Anyways, glad Kellen also had a great day at school. :)
Ah, calories. I made the mistake of trying to eat lunch while doing my practice quiz for gross anatomy...yeah, gross was definitely the word... hmmmm....I wonder if this is gonna turn out to be a good diet program. ;)
Ah, calories. I made the mistake of trying to eat lunch while doing my practice quiz for gross anatomy...yeah, gross was definitely the word... hmmmm....I wonder if this is gonna turn out to be a good diet program. ;)
Screw Weight Watchers, try our new Autopsy Watchers! Guaranteed to help you lose those pounds.... and your lunch!
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Who wants me to regale them with some of the grossest moments from my job? :)Stepson traded up when it comes to restaurant jobs: he's raking in the dough everyday.are the neighborhood pets disappearing? ;P
I have worked fast food, gas station attendant, overnight stock, tax prep, security, and tax preparer. never once had any of the previous stories happen.
Just do a better job at spoilering than I did. I am sure you can out whopper me by a mile. well as long as we leave out fat strippers trying to flash you for a free soft drink.
Ah, calories. I made the mistake of trying to eat lunch while doing my practice quiz for gross anatomy...yeah, gross was definitely the word... hmmmm....I wonder if this is gonna turn out to be a good diet program. ;)Screw Weight Watchers, try our new Autopsy Watchers! Guaranteed to help you lose those pounds.... and your lunch!
rofl.....yeah, that's pretty much the idea. :D
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Just do a better job at spoilering than I did. I am sure you can out whopper me by a mile. well as long as we leave out fat strippers trying to flash you for a free soft drink.Who wants me to regale them with some of the grossest moments from my job? :)Stepson traded up when it comes to restaurant jobs: he's raking in the dough everyday.are the neighborhood pets disappearing? ;P
I have worked fast food, gas station attendant, overnight stock, tax prep, security, and tax preparer. never once had any of the previous stories happen.
....should I go on?
Nothing beats a good duck curry.I can think of several things the wife and I did last night that beat the hell out of a good duck curry.
What? I'm just sayin' is all.
Once again, context is everything.
I would have just burned that house down. Damn.
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Yeah, I read that exchange. It's another case of wanting to win the Internet.
Just do a better job at spoilering than I did. I am sure you can out whopper me by a mile. well as long as we leave out fat strippers trying to flash you for a free soft drink.Who wants me to regale them with some of the grossest moments from my job? :)Stepson traded up when it comes to restaurant jobs: he's raking in the dough everyday.are the neighborhood pets disappearing? ;P
I have worked fast food, gas station attendant, overnight stock, tax prep, security, and tax preparer. never once had any of the previous stories happen.** spoiler omitted **
....should I go on?
HHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's pretty high up there on the grossness scale. I freak out and go on a cleaning spree if I see just one ant in my place. Had some gamers bring roaches over to my place in their backpack once . . . . . uuuuuuuuuuuurg.
We had one of Solnes' friends do that after she convinced me to let said friend live with us. Chicks stuff went out the door, and she soon followed.
I would have just burned that house down. Damn.Yeah, that was what I wanted to do. And the bathroom was the cleanest room in the house. O.o
*gag*
That is ........blergh. Yeah, that definitely calls for vomit guy. :(
I think I'll watch the Magnificent Seven and then head to bed, good night folks.
g'night, Moorluck.
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So, you're saying I have a sweet ass. Um...thanks.
That's pretty high up there on the grossness scale. I freak out and go on a cleaning spree if I see just one ant in my place. Had some gamers bring roaches over to my place in their backpack once . . . . . uuuuuuuuuuuurg.We had one of Solnes' friends do that after she convinced me to let said friend live with us. Chicks stuff went out the door, and she soon followed.
My wife had a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach as a pet for awhile. Did I mention she has a degree in Entymology.
Back on the bike at the gym, listening to Chronicles #12.
have we seen Orthos in awhile?
As a born Texan, I can say I've never gotten used to them. You just get better at hatin and killin Em. I don't think the evolution of cowboy boots are unrelated.
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I wasn't into comic books much back in the day. If I'd have had Hellboy and Sandman like these lucky kids of today (back in the 90s?) I'd have been.Sandman never did it for me. Neil Gaiman is overrated.
Yea, I said it. Wanna fight about it??
Not really.
I'm a fan of Neil Gaiman, but then again, I'm a fan of China Mieville, and everyone knows they've both churned out some COMPLETE S%!$ over the years.
Like Kraken. Or f*$*ing SPAWN.
Hey there David. How goes your day?
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I would have to second Sebastian's undying hatred for this movie. I would rank it near my top ten all time worst movies.
The Happening
Highlander 2
Epic Movie
Battlefield Earth
Batman and Robin
Fifth Element
Dungeons and Dragons the movie
Dick Tracy
Howard the Duck
Kazaam
A more appropriate list in my opinion:
The Happening
Highlander: The Source
Epic Movie
Battlefield Earth
Batman and Robin
The Room
Dungeons and Dragons
Mazes and Monsters
Baby's Day Out
Howard the Duck
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Hey there David. How goes your day?
Today was decent. After three years of never getting around to it, I signed up for a martial arts class, and today was the first session. It felt good, but it was readily apparent that I was the worst person in the beginners' group.
Yesterday, on the other hand...
The following is NSFW:
by Dave Mallon
On Wednesdays, I have one class: a two-hour, zero-credit required lecture for illustration and graphic design students. During this class, guest lecturers get to come in and promote their s!*@. Yesterday's was pretty cool--Steven Cerio, but that's another story.
In any case, at the beginning of class, I was talking to a girl I'd known for a few months. I had known "C" to be flaky and somewhat squirrely, but generally a nice, intelligent, and interesting person. Little did I know that she had many hidden layers of neurotic and crazy.
"C" begins talking about art, but begins steering the conversation in odd directions. For example:
"You see that guy over there? You know him? He's cool. You should hang out."
"Hey, you want an Adderall? I just got my prescription in."
And then, finally:
"You know, I think I can talk to you about anything." *WARNING BELLS*
The next few minutes were taken up with a bizarre, uncomfortable, sex-focused monologue capped by the weirdest stupid question I've ever heard:
"Can you buy anal lube at Wal-Mart?"
This is where my idiot brain put two and two together.
Me: "OK, before you go any further, I'm not gay."
'C': A short, awkward pause, and then "Oh, of course, I, uh, knew that, ha ha, you don't look gay."
Me: "You sure about that?"
'C': More awkward silence.
I haven't seen her since then. Maybe I was a dick, I don't know or care, but that's just not what you talk about with a casual acquaintance in the MIDDLE OF A CROWDED LECTURE HALL.
What you meant to say. ;)I see that during my trip to HPB, CostCo, and the gas station, FAWTL has transfigured into the Poop Thread.Not completely.
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O GOD NOOOO!!!!! I would never get near a womans ...... opening. Thats just wrong.
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Eh? Wuzzat?
SPLOOOOOOOORRRRRRTCH!!!
I know, and she has a huge project due tomorrow. :(Well, Arden is home sick again, poor kid. She has been asleep all day.Sorry to hear that. =(
Ok, so in preparation of Arden maybe feeling better this morning and wanting to go to school last night I went ahead and printed out 100 leaves. Then, with the help of one of my employees and her husband we colored said leaves. After I got home I cut all 100 leaves out. I was finally done at 2am. This morning she says she is def feeling better and she wants to go, so we proceed, at 6:30am, to draw a tree trunk and tape all 100 leaves to make a tree. For 100 days of school she has a tree with 100 leaves. Damn I am good! Tired, but good!
Ok, so in preparation of Arden maybe feeling better this morning and wanting to go to school last night I went ahead and printed out 100 leaves. Then, with the help of one of my employees and her husband we colored said leaves. After I got home I cut all 100 leaves out. I was finally done at 2am. This morning she says she is def feeling better and she wants to go, so we proceed, at 6:30am, to draw a tree trunk and tape all 100 leaves to make a tree. For 100 days of school she has a tree with 100 leaves. Damn I am good! Tired, but good!I know, and she has a huge project due tomorrow. :(Well, Arden is home sick again, poor kid. She has been asleep all day.Sorry to hear that. =(
You are the awesome mom. That is a lot of work. And I'm glad that Arden is feeling better.
Edit: How awesome Solnes is for totp. :)