
Freehold DM |

Freehold DM wrote:It wasn't a tad cold?runs around thread making fire engine noises
At 3:12 this morning, I watched the solstice total lunar eclipse skyclad. It was the greatest birthday gift ever, watching luna blush and hide her face from me. The little flirt. Then again, I WAS naked.
You'd think that, but it actually wasn't. The wind was more invigorating than unpleasant. I can totally see how some people were able to do rituals under such conditions, limited exposure to the elements really doesn't get painful unless they're extreme.
Besides, aren't YOU a bit chilly since you're all nekkid for TOP and such?
[EDIT re: nekkid man exploding out of b-day cake]HA!!!!!

lynora |

Hmmm, perhaps a distraction while the angel gets cleaned up? That frosting incident looked painful. ;)
sung in a breathy voice
Happy Birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday, Freehold DM,
happy birthday to you.
There, you go. I'm afraid that's all the birthday present I've got for you this year. :)

Freehold DM |

Hmmm, perhaps a distraction while the angel gets cleaned up? That frosting incident looked painful. ;)
sung in a breathy voice
Happy Birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday, Freehold DM,
happy birthday to you.There, you go. I'm afraid that's all the birthday present I've got for you this year. :)
WOOHOO!!!! Who needs Y-Wing Cookies when you've got a personalized birthday song!!!!!!

Justin Franklin |

lynora wrote:Hmmm, perhaps a distraction while the angel gets cleaned up? That frosting incident looked painful. ;)
sung in a breathy voice
Happy Birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday, Freehold DM,
happy birthday to you.There, you go. I'm afraid that's all the birthday present I've got for you this year. :)
WOOHOO!!!! Who needs Y-Wing Cookies when you've got a personalized birthday song!!!!!!
Happy Birthday!!! Although I am surprised you don't hate those too. ;)

Freehold DM |

Freehold DM wrote:Happy Birthday!!! Although I am surprised you don't hate those too. ;)lynora wrote:Hmmm, perhaps a distraction while the angel gets cleaned up? That frosting incident looked painful. ;)
sung in a breathy voice
Happy Birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday, Freehold DM,
happy birthday to you.There, you go. I'm afraid that's all the birthday present I've got for you this year. :)
WOOHOO!!!! Who needs Y-Wing Cookies when you've got a personalized birthday song!!!!!!
Oh come now. It's not like I hate EVERYTHING!
makes action figure Joss Whedon and action figure Alton Brown fight each other, then get stepped on by TF Movie Optimus Prime with Michael Bay mini-figure sitting on his shoulder
What? Why is everyone looking at me like that?

Freehold DM |

Happy Birthday! Birthdays are good.
Did you know that the people with the most birthdays under their belt actually live the longest?
Really? I better go out and get as many birthdays as po-
Hey...waitaminute..is this some sly plan to get me to be no longer in my early 30s?!?? Cuz I love being younger than almost everyone here. kisses just past 30 muscles

Emperor7 |

Emperor7 wrote:Happy Birthday! Birthdays are good.
Did you know that the people with the most birthdays under their belt actually live the longest?
Really? I better go out and get as many birthdays as po-
Hey...waitaminute..is this some sly plan to get me to be no longer in my early 30s?!?? Cuz I love being younger than almost everyone here. kisses just past 30 muscles
That young dude over is wondering why you keep kissing his muscles. ;P

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Emperor7 wrote:Happy Birthday! Birthdays are good.
Did you know that the people with the most birthdays under their belt actually live the longest?
Really? I better go out and get as many birthdays as po-
Hey...waitaminute..is this some sly plan to get me to be no longer in my early 30s?!?? Cuz I love being younger than almost everyone here. kisses just past 30 muscles
Well happy birthday anyway then. ;)

Justin Franklin |

Freehold DM wrote:That young dude over is wondering why you keep kissing his muscles. ;PEmperor7 wrote:Happy Birthday! Birthdays are good.
Did you know that the people with the most birthdays under their belt actually live the longest?
Really? I better go out and get as many birthdays as po-
Hey...waitaminute..is this some sly plan to get me to be no longer in my early 30s?!?? Cuz I love being younger than almost everyone here. kisses just past 30 muscles
I am not going o ask what muscle he is "kissing" .;)

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Happy Birthday Freehold! As a gift I dedicate Tiffa's victory last night to you. You'll be pleased to hear that after exhausting her spells the teenage gypsy girl made use of her 1 level dip into monk and kicked, and I do mean kicked, their asses up one side and down the other. And she did it for you my friend, all for you.

lynora |

So I was making my list for the grocery store and I realized that most of my favorite holiday treats are dairy based. I mean, I still included a couple of the not as bad ones. That's what lactaid is for. But now I get to look through recipes and such to try and find some new favorites. Stupid body not cooperating with me again. ;)

Freehold DM |

Freehold DM wrote:That young dude over is wondering why you keep kissing his muscles. ;PEmperor7 wrote:Happy Birthday! Birthdays are good.
Did you know that the people with the most birthdays under their belt actually live the longest?
Really? I better go out and get as many birthdays as po-
Hey...waitaminute..is this some sly plan to get me to be no longer in my early 30s?!?? Cuz I love being younger than almost everyone here. kisses just past 30 muscles
Uhh...
This isn't what it looks like!

Freehold DM |

Happy Birthday Freehold! As a gift I dedicate Tiffa's victory last night to you. You'll be pleased to hear that after exhausting her spells the teenage gypsy girl made use of her 1 level dip into monk and kicked, and I do mean kicked, their asses up one side and down the other. And she did it for you my friend, all for you.
That's kickass!!! Thanks man, I love it when characters in-game do cool stuff to celebrate my birthday! Is she Varisian?

Freehold DM |

Freehold DM wrote:Well happy birthday anyway then. ;)Emperor7 wrote:Happy Birthday! Birthdays are good.
Did you know that the people with the most birthdays under their belt actually live the longest?
Really? I better go out and get as many birthdays as po-
Hey...waitaminute..is this some sly plan to get me to be no longer in my early 30s?!?? Cuz I love being younger than almost everyone here. kisses just past 30 muscles
Thanks man! CHAINMAIL FOREVER!!!

Freehold DM |

You should see all of the FHDM birthday wishes on facebook. ;)
So, Facebook is trying to get on my good side by wishing me a happy birthday, is it? Well, it's not going to work! I'll be right back to planning it's eventual, horrible demise...tomorrow. First, I need to enjoy cake and possibly see Tangled.

Sharoth |

Justin Franklin wrote:You should see all of the FHDM birthday wishes on facebook. ;)So, Facebook is trying to get on my good side by wishing me a happy birthday, is it? Well, it's not going to work! I'll be right back to planning it's eventual, horrible demise...tomorrow. First, I need to enjoy cake and possibly see Tangled.
Hey Freehold DM. When will you finally admit your love for Joss Whedon and Facebook?

Freehold DM |

Freehold DM wrote:Hey Freehold DM. When will you finally admit your love for Joss Whedon and Facebook?Justin Franklin wrote:You should see all of the FHDM birthday wishes on facebook. ;)So, Facebook is trying to get on my good side by wishing me a happy birthday, is it? Well, it's not going to work! I'll be right back to planning it's eventual, horrible demise...tomorrow. First, I need to enjoy cake and possibly see Tangled.
My hatred for Joss Whedon and Facebook are like Poland Spring- sealed deep beneath the earth where noone will disturb it so that noone realizes that all is in that plastic bottle is filtered tap water.

The Thing from Beyond the Edge |

Paris Crenshaw wrote:It is in giving that we receive.Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:** spoiler omitted **Ugh I feel so awful, I did something that would make CJ proud of me.
** spoiler omitted **
That is why you should give subscriptions/memberships to the jelly of the month club. It is the gift that keeps on giving.
:P

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Woodraven wrote:Mysterious Cultist wrote:Ia! IA!Wait the great old ones, reside in Iowa? Now I know why we have problems.Suddenly, I now understand why potatoes have so many eyes.
And Happy Unbirthday to everyone except Freehold.
I didn't know Iowa was known for its potatoes...

The Jade |

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:I didn't know Iowa was known for its potatoes...Woodraven wrote:Mysterious Cultist wrote:Ia! IA!Wait the great old ones, reside in Iowa? Now I know why we have problems.Suddenly, I now understand why potatoes have so many eyes.
And Happy Unbirthday to everyone except Freehold.
Think about it, both potatoes and Iowa both have a profundity of vowels. There's probably Hawaiian potatoes as well.

Woodraven |

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:I didn't know Iowa was known for its potatoes...Woodraven wrote:Mysterious Cultist wrote:Ia! IA!Wait the great old ones, reside in Iowa? Now I know why we have problems.Suddenly, I now understand why potatoes have so many eyes.
And Happy Unbirthday to everyone except Freehold.
we're not. we are known for corn, pigs, and corn fed pigs.

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Celestial Healer wrote:we're not. we are known for corn, pigs, and corn fed pigs.Ambrosia Slaad wrote:I didn't know Iowa was known for its potatoes...Woodraven wrote:Mysterious Cultist wrote:Ia! IA!Wait the great old ones, reside in Iowa? Now I know why we have problems.Suddenly, I now understand why potatoes have so many eyes.
And Happy Unbirthday to everyone except Freehold.
You've also got that strange whistling noise. I can hear it when I drive through your state, but none of you seem to notice it. Weird, huh?

Woodraven |

Woodraven wrote:You've also got that strange whistling noise. I can hear it when I drive through your state, but none of you seem to notice it. Weird, huh?Celestial Healer wrote:we're not. we are known for corn, pigs, and corn fed pigs.Ambrosia Slaad wrote:I didn't know Iowa was known for its potatoes...Woodraven wrote:Mysterious Cultist wrote:Ia! IA!Wait the great old ones, reside in Iowa? Now I know why we have problems.Suddenly, I now understand why potatoes have so many eyes.
And Happy Unbirthday to everyone except Freehold.
what noise is that? I don't know what you're talking about

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Celestial Healer wrote:we're not. we are known for corn, pigs, and corn fed pigs.Ambrosia Slaad wrote:I didn't know Iowa was known for its potatoes...Woodraven wrote:Mysterious Cultist wrote:Ia! IA!Wait the great old ones, reside in Iowa? Now I know why we have problems.Suddenly, I now understand why potatoes have so many eyes.
And Happy Unbirthday to everyone except Freehold.
Mmmmm....bacon

Ambrosia Slaad |
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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:I didn't know Iowa was known for its potatoes...Woodraven wrote:Mysterious Cultist wrote:Ia! IA!Wait the great old ones, reside in Iowa? Now I know why we have problems.Suddenly, I now understand why potatoes have so many eyes.
And Happy Unbirthday to everyone except Freehold.
OH, Iowa! Why did my brain read that as Idaho?!
{spittake} Wait, that wasn't a potato? {runs to VomitGuy thread...}

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Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:Man that Basilica is feels like a creepy horror flick on a gray windy day, and with no one around. Sooooo creepy.Sorry you felt that way.
It was just 100mph winds large dark gray stone building. The inside of which was poorly lit with large looming statues. So combined with the howling wind and almost no one around = creepy. This is the building in question.

Davi The Eccentric |

My family's cat has diabetes. That cat is also the closest thing I have to a real life friend at the moment. Tonight, I had to give her her shot because no one else is in the house. An hour and a half later, I still haven't done it. I just can't stick the needle in. I almost had the nerve, then the dogs barked and she bolted and I had a meltdown because I've been doing this for an hour and it's probably too late at this point and now it's even later and anything that happens because of this will be entirely my fault.

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My family's cat has diabetes. That cat is also the closest thing I have to a real life friend at the moment. Tonight, I had to give her her shot because no one else is in the house. An hour and a half later, I still haven't done it. I just can't stick the needle in. I almost had the nerve, then the dogs barked and she bolted and I had a meltdown because I've been doing this for an hour and it's probably too late at this point and now it's even later and anything that happens because of this will be entirely my fault.
Davi I understand your pain. You just have to grit your teeth and do it. I love my cat too, but if it's for the good of the cat it has to be done.

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So, I figured out something else to get my wife for Christmas - yesterday she was complaining that her scarf wasn't really long enough to wrap around her neck against the cold. So - new scarf!
That's two things.
Of course, she also let me know that she got me something from her and something from Baby Ironman. DAMN!! Now I've got to come up with something from the kid as well.

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So, my co-worker in the cubicle across the aisle is the guy my boss has overseeing a lot of programs. He's got a whiteboard that he keeps action reminders on. Every so often, when he's not around, I like to wander into his cubicle and "contribute" to his lists. Sometimes it takes him weeks to find my "contributions".
Anyway, he's out of the office this week and next, so I've got plenty of time to do something interesting. For starters:
- the military's love of acronyms being what it is, one of his columns now has the terms LOL and OMG/WTF added.
- a column labled "New Technology" is now "Newt Technology".
- under a column labled "Training" I've put "Mmmmm....cheeseburger".
- Under a column labled "Documentation" I've put a reminder for "Memoirs".
Any further suggestions would be appreciated.