
Mairkurion {tm} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Sara Marie? Who's that?Apparently, someone who is prejudiced against the heartbeat challenged.
Sorry, buddy, but that could be almost anybody. Personally, I make an exception we're you're concerned, but when it comes to your brethren, I go straight for headshot.

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Aberzombie wrote:Sorry, buddy, but that could be almost anybody. Personally, I make an exception we're you're concerned, but when it comes to your brethren, I go straight for headshot.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Sara Marie? Who's that?Apparently, someone who is prejudiced against the heartbeat challenged.
But...but...the heartbeat challenged aren't evil! We're just misunderstood.
I'm gonna write an RPG book and call it Misunderstood Monsters Revisited. My brethren are going to be #1. Any other suggestions?

Mairkurion {tm} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Aberzombie wrote:Sorry, buddy, but that could be almost anybody. Personally, I make an exception we're you're concerned, but when it comes to your brethren, I go straight for headshot.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Sara Marie? Who's that?Apparently, someone who is prejudiced against the heartbeat challenged.But...but...the heartbeat challenged aren't evil! We're just misunderstood.
I'm gonna write an RPG book and call it Misunderstood Monsters Revisited. My brethren are going to be #1. Any other suggestions?
We fey of the greenwood are often misunderstood: mistaken for trees, treants, etc.

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Aberzombie wrote:We fey of the greenwood are often misunderstood: mistaken for trees, treants, etc.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Aberzombie wrote:Sorry, buddy, but that could be almost anybody. Personally, I make an exception we're you're concerned, but when it comes to your brethren, I go straight for headshot.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Sara Marie? Who's that?Apparently, someone who is prejudiced against the heartbeat challenged.But...but...the heartbeat challenged aren't evil! We're just misunderstood.
I'm gonna write an RPG book and call it Misunderstood Monsters Revisited. My brethren are going to be #1. Any other suggestions?
Somebody started a rumor that angels don't have sex organs. People are just jealous of what we've got goin' on.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Somebody started a rumor that angels don't have sex organs. People are just jealous of what we've got goin' on.Aberzombie wrote:We fey of the greenwood are often misunderstood: mistaken for trees, treants, etc.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Aberzombie wrote:Sorry, buddy, but that could be almost anybody. Personally, I make an exception we're you're concerned, but when it comes to your brethren, I go straight for headshot.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Sara Marie? Who's that?Apparently, someone who is prejudiced against the heartbeat challenged.But...but...the heartbeat challenged aren't evil! We're just misunderstood.
I'm gonna write an RPG book and call it Misunderstood Monsters Revisited. My brethren are going to be #1. Any other suggestions?
I wonder if angels have two halos...

Justin Franklin |

Hey...who are you? Where am I? And who's this dead tranny hooker in the middle of FAWTL?
Dammit Urizen showed up ad I didn't even say crotch mirror.

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Urizen wrote:Hey...who are you? Where am I? And who's this dead tranny hooker in the middle of FAWTL?Dammit Urizen showed up ad I didn't even say crotch mirror.
In another spate of accidental blindings, crotch mirrors have been recalled nation wide. Spokespersons have claimed that the malfunctioning crotch mirrors are in no way dangerous, but the fun house effect has left many people in uncontrollable laughter as well.

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Studpuffin wrote:Urizen wrote:Hey...who are you? Where am I? And who's this dead tranny hooker in the middle of FAWTL?Ha! It's not mine! I wasn't even with a hooker today!Damn I thought I had that buried deep enough.
~WALKS OFF IN SEARCH OF A SHOVEL~
I'm suspicious of this post. The tilde's kind of give it away...

Justin Franklin |

I tried to tie flags to posts, but they just kept getting blown away. Now they're stuck in my sticks and I can't get them out! Wah!
Set them on fire that always works!

Justin Franklin |

Justin Franklin wrote:At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Sara Marie? Who's that?You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?
Or a whole peanut I did that once.

Jyu1ch1 |

Jyu1ch1 wrote:Justin Franklin wrote:At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Sara Marie? Who's that?You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?Or a whole peanut I did that once.
You should hear about me and the peanut M&M when I was little. Ya'll are all unaware of what a evil parent Leafy is.

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:it is weird I click on flag on any post even mine to test and all it does is move to the top of the posts.Using Chrome. Flagged your post just fine.
Damn maybe it is just my computer. It has been acting funky lately.
Also I have been updating dropbox a bit,
Dropbox shouldn't be an issue. I use it very frequently.

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:But in the meantime, there's still the issue of this dead tranny hooker.... Someone's responsible, here. We must get to the bottom of this travesty.Is it too late to blame Eddie Murphy?
Never! He deserves lots of derision. In fact, when was the last good movie he actually made?

Urizen |

Crimson Jester wrote:Do you have javascript turned on?Ross scrubbed the CRD. I am in shock. I also can not seem to flag anyone. Very frustrating.
Does it just not work in Chrome??
That shouldn't be the issue, either. There was a buggy beta version not too long ago that wouldn't even allow me to 'like' on Facebook for awhile. Methinks he needs to perform an upgrade.

Urizen |

Justin Franklin wrote:You should hear about me and the peanut M&M when I was little. Ya'll are all unaware of what a evil parent Leafy is.Jyu1ch1 wrote:Justin Franklin wrote:At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Sara Marie? Who's that?You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?Or a whole peanut I did that once.
Dish!

Justin Franklin |

Justin Franklin wrote:You should hear about me and the peanut M&M when I was little. Ya'll are all unaware of what a evil parent Leafy is.Jyu1ch1 wrote:Justin Franklin wrote:At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Sara Marie? Who's that?You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?Or a whole peanut I did that once.
We are aware he is an evil person, so you might as well enlighten us on what an evil parent he was. ;)

Freehold DM |

Minor intellectual rant: I'm sick of people getting the excluded middle wrong. It's not just an apparent contradiction or paradox. It's not just being more complicated or subtle. You CANNOT predicate two mutually exclusive predicates of the same object in the same way. It's impossible. That's why the word "impossible" has meaning. Dumbass.
Explain?

Urizen |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Minor intellectual rant: I'm sick of people getting the excluded middle wrong. It's not just an apparent contradiction or paradox. It's not just being more complicated or subtle. You CANNOT predicate two mutually exclusive predicates of the same object in the same way. It's impossible. That's why the word "impossible" has meaning. Dumbass.Explain?
Pay no attention. If you are not with us, then you are against us.
ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!
P.S. I must warn you ... I have Morton's fork in one hand and Occam's razor in the other. And I spent feats on them.

Freehold DM |

Freehold DM wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Minor intellectual rant: I'm sick of people getting the excluded middle wrong. It's not just an apparent contradiction or paradox. It's not just being more complicated or subtle. You CANNOT predicate two mutually exclusive predicates of the same object in the same way. It's impossible. That's why the word "impossible" has meaning. Dumbass.Explain?Pay no attention. If you are not with us, then you are against us.
ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!
P.S. I must warn you ... I have Morton's fork in one hand and Occam's razor in the other. And I spent feats on them.
1d20 ⇒ 13
Uh..are we using my houserules for initiative or not?

Jyu1ch1 |

Jyu1ch1 wrote:We are aware he is an evil person, so you might as well enlighten us on what an evil parent he was. ;)Justin Franklin wrote:You should hear about me and the peanut M&M when I was little. Ya'll are all unaware of what a evil parent Leafy is.Jyu1ch1 wrote:Justin Franklin wrote:At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Sara Marie? Who's that?You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?Or a whole peanut I did that once.
He stuck a peanut M&M up my nose when I was young and it was stuck for about 10mins. It hurt and I cried alot. He laughed. :(
Hes great at scarring wittle childern.
Freehold DM |

Justin Franklin wrote:Jyu1ch1 wrote:We are aware he is an evil person, so you might as well enlighten us on what an evil parent he was. ;)Justin Franklin wrote:You should hear about me and the peanut M&M when I was little. Ya'll are all unaware of what a evil parent Leafy is.Jyu1ch1 wrote:Justin Franklin wrote:At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Sara Marie? Who's that?You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?Or a whole peanut I did that once.
He stuck a peanut M&M up my nose when I was young and it was stuck for about 10mins. It hurt and I cried alot. He laughed. :(
Hes great at scarring wittle childern.
Bad tree man!! That's not funny at all!
How the hell did you get it out? How did you even get it IN? Do you have a big nose or something?

Urizen |

Justin Franklin wrote:Jyu1ch1 wrote:We are aware he is an evil person, so you might as well enlighten us on what an evil parent he was. ;)Justin Franklin wrote:You should hear about me and the peanut M&M when I was little. Ya'll are all unaware of what a evil parent Leafy is.Jyu1ch1 wrote:Justin Franklin wrote:At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Sara Marie? Who's that?You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?Or a whole peanut I did that once.
He stuck a peanut M&M up my nose when I was young and it was stuck for about 10mins. It hurt and I cried alot. He laughed. :(
Hes great at scarring wittle childern.
It's never too late for retribution!

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Justin Franklin wrote:Jyu1ch1 wrote:We are aware he is an evil person, so you might as well enlighten us on what an evil parent he was. ;)Justin Franklin wrote:You should hear about me and the peanut M&M when I was little. Ya'll are all unaware of what a evil parent Leafy is.Jyu1ch1 wrote:Justin Franklin wrote:At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Sara Marie? Who's that?You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?Or a whole peanut I did that once.
He stuck a peanut M&M up my nose when I was young and it was stuck for about 10mins. It hurt and I cried alot. He laughed. :(
Hes great at scarring wittle childern.
My favorite "let's screw up some children" story was my grandfather. When she was about 5 years old, my sister asked him (over an Easter dinner) where leg of lamb comes from. He told her that somewhere out there is a lamb hobbling around on 3 legs. She cried all evening.

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:Freehold DM wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Minor intellectual rant: I'm sick of people getting the excluded middle wrong. It's not just an apparent contradiction or paradox. It's not just being more complicated or subtle. You CANNOT predicate two mutually exclusive predicates of the same object in the same way. It's impossible. That's why the word "impossible" has meaning. Dumbass.Explain?Pay no attention. If you are not with us, then you are against us.
ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!
P.S. I must warn you ... I have Morton's fork in one hand and Occam's razor in the other. And I spent feats on them.
1d20
Uh..are we using my houserules for initiative or not?
We're going by the rules of initiative as posted on your facebook fan page.

Freehold DM |

Freehold DM wrote:We're going by the rules of initiative as posted on your facebook fan page.Urizen wrote:Freehold DM wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Minor intellectual rant: I'm sick of people getting the excluded middle wrong. It's not just an apparent contradiction or paradox. It's not just being more complicated or subtle. You CANNOT predicate two mutually exclusive predicates of the same object in the same way. It's impossible. That's why the word "impossible" has meaning. Dumbass.Explain?Pay no attention. If you are not with us, then you are against us.
ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!
P.S. I must warn you ... I have Morton's fork in one hand and Occam's razor in the other. And I spent feats on them.
1d20
Uh..are we using my houserules for initiative or not?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

Jyu1ch1 |

Jyu1ch1 wrote:Justin Franklin wrote:Jyu1ch1 wrote:We are aware he is an evil person, so you might as well enlighten us on what an evil parent he was. ;)Justin Franklin wrote:You should hear about me and the peanut M&M when I was little. Ya'll are all unaware of what a evil parent Leafy is.Jyu1ch1 wrote:Justin Franklin wrote:At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Sara Marie? Who's that?You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?Or a whole peanut I did that once.
He stuck a peanut M&M up my nose when I was young and it was stuck for about 10mins. It hurt and I cried alot. He laughed. :(
Hes great at scarring wittle childern.Bad tree man!! That's not funny at all!
How the hell did you get it out? How did you even get it IN? Do you have a big nose or something?
I have no idea I have a small nose! I think I was able to blow my nose hard enough finally it came out.