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Scarab Sages

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Sara Marie? Who's that?

Apparently, someone who is prejudiced against the heartbeat challenged.

Liberty's Edge

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I wish there was a way at Christmastime to decorate M's avatar with some holly berries.
I'm not saying I deserve a personal avatar. But if my greenman had nice holly berries, and nobody else could have them, that might be okay...

I want a Santa's Hat!


Aberzombie wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Sara Marie? Who's that?
Apparently, someone who is prejudiced against the heartbeat challenged.

Sorry, buddy, but that could be almost anybody. Personally, I make an exception we're you're concerned, but when it comes to your brethren, I go straight for headshot.


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Sara Marie? Who's that?

You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?

Scarab Sages

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Sara Marie? Who's that?
Apparently, someone who is prejudiced against the heartbeat challenged.
Sorry, buddy, but that could be almost anybody. Personally, I make an exception we're you're concerned, but when it comes to your brethren, I go straight for headshot.

But...but...the heartbeat challenged aren't evil! We're just misunderstood.

I'm gonna write an RPG book and call it Misunderstood Monsters Revisited. My brethren are going to be #1. Any other suggestions?


Aberzombie wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Sara Marie? Who's that?
Apparently, someone who is prejudiced against the heartbeat challenged.
Sorry, buddy, but that could be almost anybody. Personally, I make an exception we're you're concerned, but when it comes to your brethren, I go straight for headshot.

But...but...the heartbeat challenged aren't evil! We're just misunderstood.

I'm gonna write an RPG book and call it Misunderstood Monsters Revisited. My brethren are going to be #1. Any other suggestions?

We fey of the greenwood are often misunderstood: mistaken for trees, treants, etc.

Silver Crusade

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Sara Marie? Who's that?
Apparently, someone who is prejudiced against the heartbeat challenged.
Sorry, buddy, but that could be almost anybody. Personally, I make an exception we're you're concerned, but when it comes to your brethren, I go straight for headshot.

But...but...the heartbeat challenged aren't evil! We're just misunderstood.

I'm gonna write an RPG book and call it Misunderstood Monsters Revisited. My brethren are going to be #1. Any other suggestions?

We fey of the greenwood are often misunderstood: mistaken for trees, treants, etc.

Somebody started a rumor that angels don't have sex organs. People are just jealous of what we've got goin' on.

Liberty's Edge

Celestial Healer wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Sara Marie? Who's that?
Apparently, someone who is prejudiced against the heartbeat challenged.
Sorry, buddy, but that could be almost anybody. Personally, I make an exception we're you're concerned, but when it comes to your brethren, I go straight for headshot.

But...but...the heartbeat challenged aren't evil! We're just misunderstood.

I'm gonna write an RPG book and call it Misunderstood Monsters Revisited. My brethren are going to be #1. Any other suggestions?

We fey of the greenwood are often misunderstood: mistaken for trees, treants, etc.
Somebody started a rumor that angels don't have sex organs. People are just jealous of what we've got goin' on.

I wonder if angels have two halos...


Hey...who are you? Where am I? And who's this dead tranny hooker in the middle of FAWTL?

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Hey...who are you? Where am I? And who's this dead tranny hooker in the middle of FAWTL?

Ha! It's not mine! I wasn't even with a hooker today!


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Urizen wrote:
Hey...who are you? Where am I? And who's this dead tranny hooker in the middle of FAWTL?

Dammit Urizen showed up ad I didn't even say crotch mirror.

The Exchange

Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Hey...who are you? Where am I? And who's this dead tranny hooker in the middle of FAWTL?
Ha! It's not mine! I wasn't even with a hooker today!

Damn I thought I had that buried deep enough.

~WALKS OFF IN SEARCH OF A SHOVEL~

Liberty's Edge

Justin Franklin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Hey...who are you? Where am I? And who's this dead tranny hooker in the middle of FAWTL?
Dammit Urizen showed up ad I didn't even say crotch mirror.
FaWTL News Network wrote:
In another spate of accidental blindings, crotch mirrors have been recalled nation wide. Spokespersons have claimed that the malfunctioning crotch mirrors are in no way dangerous, but the fun house effect has left many people in uncontrollable laughter as well.

Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Hey...who are you? Where am I? And who's this dead tranny hooker in the middle of FAWTL?
Ha! It's not mine! I wasn't even with a hooker today!

Damn I thought I had that buried deep enough.

~WALKS OFF IN SEARCH OF A SHOVEL~

I'm suspicious of this post. The tilde's kind of give it away...


Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
~WALKS OFF IN SEARCH OF A SHOVEL~
I'm suspicious of this post. The tilde's kind of give it away...

Attack of the Tildes! Begun, the Tilde War has.

Liberty's Edge

Tildes lead to debug!
Debug leads to cheating!
Cheating leads to GOD MODE!

I sense much tilde in you!

The Exchange

Ross scrubbed the CRD. I am in shock. I also can not seem to flag anyone. Very frustrating.

Does it just not work in Chrome??

Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:

Ross scrubbed the CRD. I am in shock. I also can not seem to flag anyone. Very frustrating.

Does it just not work in Chrome??

I'm using chrome and seem to be doing fine. I can also post in CRD still it seems.

Edit: Ah, you mean he removed a post... not that he locked it.

The Exchange

it is weird I click on flag on any post even mine to test and all it does is move to the top of the posts.

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross scrubbed the CRD. I am in shock.

I got "deleted". I feel special. (I thought about flagging, but I thought I'd try for self governing a little more.)

Silver Crusade

Crimson Jester wrote:
it is weird I click on flag on any post even mine to test and all it does is move to the top of the posts.

Flagging has been buggy lately.

I know that to be the case because all of your posts are still here ;)


I tried to tie flags to posts, but they just kept getting blown away. Now they're stuck in my sticks and I can't get them out! Wah!


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

CH: We sent the storm your way have fun.


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD! wrote:
I tried to tie flags to posts, but they just kept getting blown away. Now they're stuck in my sticks and I can't get them out! Wah!

Set them on fire that always works!

Silver Crusade

Justin Franklin wrote:
CH: We sent the storm your way have fun.

That's Mother Nature's way of reminding me why I want to move.


Crimson Jester wrote:
it is weird I click on flag on any post even mine to test and all it does is move to the top of the posts.

Using Chrome. Flagged your post just fine.


Justin Franklin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Sara Marie? Who's that?
You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?

At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.

Liberty's Edge

Don't do the dew too hard. You might get trapped in the bottle.


But in the meantime, there's still the issue of this dead tranny hooker.... Someone's responsible, here. We must get to the bottom of this travesty.


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Sara Marie? Who's that?
You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?
At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.

Or a whole peanut I did that once.

The Exchange

Urizen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
it is weird I click on flag on any post even mine to test and all it does is move to the top of the posts.

Using Chrome. Flagged your post just fine.

Damn maybe it is just my computer. It has been acting funky lately.

Also I have been updating dropbox a bit,

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
But in the meantime, there's still the issue of this dead tranny hooker.... Someone's responsible, here. We must get to the bottom of this travesty.

Is it too late to blame Eddie Murphy?

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

Crimson Jester wrote:

Ross scrubbed the CRD. I am in shock. I also can not seem to flag anyone. Very frustrating.

Does it just not work in Chrome??

Do you have javascript turned on?


Justin Franklin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Sara Marie? Who's that?
You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?
At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.

Or a whole peanut I did that once.

You should hear about me and the peanut M&M when I was little. Ya'll are all unaware of what a evil parent Leafy is.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
it is weird I click on flag on any post even mine to test and all it does is move to the top of the posts.

Using Chrome. Flagged your post just fine.

Damn maybe it is just my computer. It has been acting funky lately.

Also I have been updating dropbox a bit,

Dropbox shouldn't be an issue. I use it very frequently.


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
But in the meantime, there's still the issue of this dead tranny hooker.... Someone's responsible, here. We must get to the bottom of this travesty.
Is it too late to blame Eddie Murphy?

Never! He deserves lots of derision. In fact, when was the last good movie he actually made?


Ross Byers wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

Ross scrubbed the CRD. I am in shock. I also can not seem to flag anyone. Very frustrating.

Does it just not work in Chrome??

Do you have javascript turned on?

That shouldn't be the issue, either. There was a buggy beta version not too long ago that wouldn't even allow me to 'like' on Facebook for awhile. Methinks he needs to perform an upgrade.


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Sara Marie? Who's that?
You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?
At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.

Or a whole peanut I did that once.

You should hear about me and the peanut M&M when I was little. Ya'll are all unaware of what a evil parent Leafy is.

Dish!


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Sara Marie? Who's that?
You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?
At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.

Or a whole peanut I did that once.

You should hear about me and the peanut M&M when I was little. Ya'll are all unaware of what a evil parent Leafy is.

We are aware he is an evil person, so you might as well enlighten us on what an evil parent he was. ;)


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Minor intellectual rant: I'm sick of people getting the excluded middle wrong. It's not just an apparent contradiction or paradox. It's not just being more complicated or subtle. You CANNOT predicate two mutually exclusive predicates of the same object in the same way. It's impossible. That's why the word "impossible" has meaning. Dumbass.

Explain?


Freehold DM wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Minor intellectual rant: I'm sick of people getting the excluded middle wrong. It's not just an apparent contradiction or paradox. It's not just being more complicated or subtle. You CANNOT predicate two mutually exclusive predicates of the same object in the same way. It's impossible. That's why the word "impossible" has meaning. Dumbass.
Explain?

Pay no attention. If you are not with us, then you are against us.

ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!

P.S. I must warn you ... I have Morton's fork in one hand and Occam's razor in the other. And I spent feats on them.


Urizen wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Minor intellectual rant: I'm sick of people getting the excluded middle wrong. It's not just an apparent contradiction or paradox. It's not just being more complicated or subtle. You CANNOT predicate two mutually exclusive predicates of the same object in the same way. It's impossible. That's why the word "impossible" has meaning. Dumbass.
Explain?

Pay no attention. If you are not with us, then you are against us.

ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!

P.S. I must warn you ... I have Morton's fork in one hand and Occam's razor in the other. And I spent feats on them.

1d20 ⇒ 13

Uh..are we using my houserules for initiative or not?


Justin Franklin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Sara Marie? Who's that?
You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?
At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.

Or a whole peanut I did that once.

You should hear about me and the peanut M&M when I was little. Ya'll are all unaware of what a evil parent Leafy is.
We are aware he is an evil person, so you might as well enlighten us on what an evil parent he was. ;)

He stuck a peanut M&M up my nose when I was young and it was stuck for about 10mins. It hurt and I cried alot. He laughed. :(

Hes great at scarring wittle childern.


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Sara Marie? Who's that?
You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?
At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.

Or a whole peanut I did that once.

You should hear about me and the peanut M&M when I was little. Ya'll are all unaware of what a evil parent Leafy is.
We are aware he is an evil person, so you might as well enlighten us on what an evil parent he was. ;)

He stuck a peanut M&M up my nose when I was young and it was stuck for about 10mins. It hurt and I cried alot. He laughed. :(

Hes great at scarring wittle childern.

Bad tree man!! That's not funny at all!

How the hell did you get it out? How did you even get it IN? Do you have a big nose or something?


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Sara Marie? Who's that?
You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?
At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.

Or a whole peanut I did that once.

You should hear about me and the peanut M&M when I was little. Ya'll are all unaware of what a evil parent Leafy is.
We are aware he is an evil person, so you might as well enlighten us on what an evil parent he was. ;)

He stuck a peanut M&M up my nose when I was young and it was stuck for about 10mins. It hurt and I cried alot. He laughed. :(

Hes great at scarring wittle childern.

It's never too late for retribution!

Silver Crusade

Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Sara Marie? Who's that?
You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?
At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.

Or a whole peanut I did that once.

You should hear about me and the peanut M&M when I was little. Ya'll are all unaware of what a evil parent Leafy is.
We are aware he is an evil person, so you might as well enlighten us on what an evil parent he was. ;)

He stuck a peanut M&M up my nose when I was young and it was stuck for about 10mins. It hurt and I cried alot. He laughed. :(

Hes great at scarring wittle childern.

My favorite "let's screw up some children" story was my grandfather. When she was about 5 years old, my sister asked him (over an Easter dinner) where leg of lamb comes from. He told her that somewhere out there is a lamb hobbling around on 3 legs. She cried all evening.


Freehold DM wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Minor intellectual rant: I'm sick of people getting the excluded middle wrong. It's not just an apparent contradiction or paradox. It's not just being more complicated or subtle. You CANNOT predicate two mutually exclusive predicates of the same object in the same way. It's impossible. That's why the word "impossible" has meaning. Dumbass.
Explain?

Pay no attention. If you are not with us, then you are against us.

ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!

P.S. I must warn you ... I have Morton's fork in one hand and Occam's razor in the other. And I spent feats on them.

1d20

Uh..are we using my houserules for initiative or not?

We're going by the rules of initiative as posted on your facebook fan page.

The Exchange

Ross Byers wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

Ross scrubbed the CRD. I am in shock. I also can not seem to flag anyone. Very frustrating.

Does it just not work in Chrome??

Do you have javascript turned on?

as a matter of fact yes.


Urizen wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Minor intellectual rant: I'm sick of people getting the excluded middle wrong. It's not just an apparent contradiction or paradox. It's not just being more complicated or subtle. You CANNOT predicate two mutually exclusive predicates of the same object in the same way. It's impossible. That's why the word "impossible" has meaning. Dumbass.
Explain?

Pay no attention. If you are not with us, then you are against us.

ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!

P.S. I must warn you ... I have Morton's fork in one hand and Occam's razor in the other. And I spent feats on them.

1d20

Uh..are we using my houserules for initiative or not?

We're going by the rules of initiative as posted on your facebook fan page.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!


Freehold DM wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Sara Marie? Who's that?
You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?
At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.

Or a whole peanut I did that once.

You should hear about me and the peanut M&M when I was little. Ya'll are all unaware of what a evil parent Leafy is.
We are aware he is an evil person, so you might as well enlighten us on what an evil parent he was. ;)

He stuck a peanut M&M up my nose when I was young and it was stuck for about 10mins. It hurt and I cried alot. He laughed. :(

Hes great at scarring wittle childern.

Bad tree man!! That's not funny at all!

How the hell did you get it out? How did you even get it IN? Do you have a big nose or something?

I have no idea I have a small nose! I think I was able to blow my nose hard enough finally it came out.

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