
taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

taig wrote:WHAT!? I thought people liked Drew Carey. He was on NPR just the other day.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I'm still bitter. ;)taig wrote:It'll be on Solnes' head, if your Orcus goes "bye bye".First you took the glory of my last Y, now you're threatening to steal my Orcus? Who've you been hanging out with? Jeremy? Sharoth?
Drew Carey is OK. I'm something other than OK. Trust me.

Bitter Thorn |

Bitter Thorn wrote:Dwarves really will drink anything.The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I've had good luck with bleach. I really like bleach!Solnes wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.Thanks.
I have been killing them and cleaning with dishwashing detergent to erase their trails. After I had killed a bunch I started counting. I am at 300 now. :(
My problem is that all their trails lead directly over food prep surfaces except at the very beginning. I am loathe to put anything down on those locations. But, I will check Ortho out tomorrow.
I've grown out of most of that. ;)

Twin Agate Dragons |

I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!
On top of old Fawlty, all covered with grounds
I held off the killer ants, as I scooped coffee in mounds- Mairkurion

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The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:Solnes wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:Ortho is a bait, goes on either side of window seal, not on food prep areas.Solnes wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.Thanks.
I have been killing them and cleaning with dishwashing detergent to erase their trails. After I had killed a bunch I started counting. I am at 300 now. :(
My problem is that all their trails lead directly over food prep surfaces except at the very beginning. I am loathe to put anything down on those locations. But, I will check Ortho out tomorrow.
I already had one batch of bait boxes...on the window sill. The ants walked around it.
Have you tried starting a political or religious thread on your window sill?
Oh wait, that only works on trolls.
You trying to attract them?

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taig wrote:You trying to attract them?The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:Solnes wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:Ortho is a bait, goes on either side of window seal, not on food prep areas.Solnes wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.Thanks.
I have been killing them and cleaning with dishwashing detergent to erase their trails. After I had killed a bunch I started counting. I am at 300 now. :(
My problem is that all their trails lead directly over food prep surfaces except at the very beginning. I am loathe to put anything down on those locations. But, I will check Ortho out tomorrow.
I already had one batch of bait boxes...on the window sill. The ants walked around it.
Have you tried starting a political or religious thread on your window sill?
Oh wait, that only works on trolls.
Right. It would be the bait, and someone would be waiting with the Ortho Banhammer.

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I found a free D&D map called "Dragonback Mountain." I'm so afraid to look.
Where'd you find that?
Reminds me of the costume I found. I found the original costume for "Zarak, evil half-orc assassin". I wore it for Halloween one year. It was awesome. It was one of the old cheezy kids costumes. The torso was an image of the character from the cartoon (rather than the image of the characters torso). Of course it was too small and so I had to pin it to another shirt. I've grown a bit in the past 32 years.

Treppa |

Treppa wrote:I found a free D&D map called "Dragonback Mountain." I'm so afraid to look.Where'd you find that?
Reminds me of the costume I found. I found the original costume for "Zarak, evil half-orc assassin". I wore it for Halloween one year. It was awesome. It was one of the old cheezy kids costumes. The torso was an image of the character from the cartoon (rather than the image of the characters torso). Of course it was too small and so I had to pin it to another shirt. I've grown a bit in the past 32 years.
I'm just grabbing generic maps from the old map-a-week thing.

Solnes |

Paper done. Going to bed. Brain now fuzzy. I have to say, the level of difficulty and what is expected of the work from Associates Degree to Bachelors Degree is.....well more! May have to rethink this whole Masters degree thing. Head Hurt. Why do profs insist on using complicated wording? Why not make things simple? Huh?! WHY?!

Orthos |

Orthos wrote:Nope it makes Ammonium chloride mainly in the form of white gas. It's fairly poisonous.Bitter Thorn wrote:Does it burn?taig wrote:Don't mix it with ammonia or it makes magic smoke! Magic smoke baaad!Bitter Thorn wrote:This might explain some things. :DThe Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I've had good luck with bleach. I really like bleach!Solnes wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.Thanks.
I have been killing them and cleaning with dishwashing detergent to erase their trails. After I had killed a bunch I started counting. I am at 300 now. :(
My problem is that all their trails lead directly over food prep surfaces except at the very beginning. I am loathe to put anything down on those locations. But, I will check Ortho out tomorrow.
I knew that but was wanting to make a joke at the expense of my own pyromania. It didn't fly so well >_>

Mairkurion {tm} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:taig wrote:WHAT!? I thought people liked Drew Carey. He was on NPR just the other day.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I'm still bitter. ;)taig wrote:It'll be on Solnes' head, if your Orcus goes "bye bye".First you took the glory of my last Y, now you're threatening to steal my Orcus? Who've you been hanging out with? Jeremy? Sharoth?Drew Carey is OK. I'm something other than OK. Trust me.
I trust you. Even with that Drew Carey expression you made in that picture.

Solnes |

Solnes wrote:Thing, he sez its obvious then that the ants were not interested in that bait. But it is his experience that Ortho makes a good product.Yeah, I know. Unfortunately, Ortho will have to wait until in the morning after my labwork.
Thanks again.
Welcome.

Bitter Thorn |

Bitter Thorn wrote:I knew that but was wanting to make a joke at the expense of my own pyromania. It didn't fly so well >_>Orthos wrote:Nope it makes Ammonium chloride mainly in the form of white gas. It's fairly poisonous.Bitter Thorn wrote:Does it burn?taig wrote:Don't mix it with ammonia or it makes magic smoke! Magic smoke baaad!Bitter Thorn wrote:This might explain some things. :DThe Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I've had good luck with bleach. I really like bleach!Solnes wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.Thanks.
I have been killing them and cleaning with dishwashing detergent to erase their trails. After I had killed a bunch I started counting. I am at 300 now. :(
My problem is that all their trails lead directly over food prep surfaces except at the very beginning. I am loathe to put anything down on those locations. But, I will check Ortho out tomorrow.
Dohp!

Urizen |

Kobold Cleaver wrote:Oh, really? So what is your Intelligence? From your posts, I'd guess somewhere around a '3'. And my Intelligence is '4'. Sucks to be you.Well, if we go by Classic Horrors revisited, my stats are similar to the Skeletal Champion, who has a listed intelligence of '9', which, if I remember correctly, is higher than '4'. Sorry lizard.
Of course, I've also heard rumors that Zombie Lords will be in the Bestiary II, so those stats could be higher.
Did I not hear Lord Jason (or was it Jacobs?) indicate that your beloved Juju Zombies would make an appearance?

Urizen |

I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!
Fog 'em. Choke the air out of them.

Woodraven |

man I miss the board for a couple of days and all hell breaks loose. We have Kobolds in the tower, Moorluck how do we get rid of them :P
As far as dwarves will drink anything.
funny story of myself and bleach. One day my brother found a roach and decided to put in in a container of bleach water, the only container he could find with a lid on it was my used gatorade ice bottle. Mom saw filled bottle but could not see the roach put it in the fridge, I woke up and wanted a drink and saw that I had some gatorade left so I took off the cap and took a mouthful. I saw the roach in the bottle while taking said gulp and noticed a peculiar taste then ran to the sink and spat it out. For ten minutes I tried to get the taste of bleach out of my mouth, while cursing my brother out
Also am I missing anything during my absence?

Davi The Eccentric |

A happy good morning to you all
Morning? It's only... five. Wow. I need to go get some sleep.

Treppa |

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:A happy good morning to you allMorning? It's only... five. Wow. I need to go get some sleep.
Yeah, ditto. Make like your avi, Davi!

Patrick Curtin |

After telling all those Texas girls so long, wouldn't it be ironic if you got a job in Texas after all these years? You're gonna throw something at me know, aren't ya? Let me just hold the raging badger up in front of me as a shield...
Meh. I have a Massachusetts girl now, and she's all I need.
However, I wouldn't be adverse to moving back to TX, as long as it wasn't West TX. I really didn't like the Chihuahuan Desert all that much, and I'm a gardener. My wife doesn't want to take us away from my daughter's team of neurologists at Boston's Children's Hospital though. They've been on her case since her birth, and she's very skittish about change in that venue, as we have had a lot of bad experiences.

Patrick Curtin |

I wonder if they realized the stuff they said were also prejudice. I had a problem with topic I presented as being prejudice, bu the responses became equally prejudice in another direction. It was a sad sad time.
Hey, you live, you learn. I used to be one of the biggest supporters of political discussion threads. I've learned my lesson. The Internet allows just too much troll asshattery to grow like a fungus. Plus lil' spring peepers feel like froghemoths when they are safely behind a computer screen far from anyone they are insulting.

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That's okay. Sylvester's Intelligence is '4', and he still manages to rig an anvil above Speedy Gonzales's head. Which is, in case you're wondering, what I just did.
So...you're comparing yourself to a cartoon cat that regularly gets its ass kicked by a little yellow bird, and/or the fastest mouse in all Mexico? I'll buy that.

Patrick Curtin |

Kobold Cleaver wrote:That's okay. Sylvester's Intelligence is '4', and he still manages to rig an anvil above Speedy Gonzales's head. Which is, in case you're wondering, what I just did.So...you're comparing yourself to a cartoon cat that regularly gets its ass kicked by a little yellow bird, and/or the fastest mouse in all Mexico? I'll buy that.
SSSSSufffferin' Succcotash!