I'm considering sacrificing my father in law to the dark powers. Does that make me a bad zombie?
Always make sure to find out what they're offering first before you do that. It's been a cultist's market of late, not a demon's market. The ball's in your court.
Oh Tom the toad, Oh Tom the toad,
Why are you lying on the road?
Oh Tom the toad, Oh Tom the toad,
Why are you lying on the road?
You did not see the car ahead,
And now you're marked with tire tread.
Oh Tom the toad, Oh Tom the toad,
Why are you lying on the road?
Oh Tom the toad, Oh Tom the toad,
Why are you lying on the road?
Oh Tom the toad, Oh Tom the toad,
Why are you lying on the road?
You used to be so green and fat,
And now you're so red and flat.
Oh Tom the toad, Oh Tom the toad,
Why are you lying on the road?
Chorus: Oh, Tom the toad, Oh Tom the toad why did you hop up on the road ?
You didn't see that car ahead and now you're lying truly dead.
You used to hop and jump about and now your guts are spilling out.
You were my friend and now you're dead, your back is marked with tire tread.
You hopped onto the yellow line and now you're just a streak of slime.
You used to be so big and fat, now you're all dried up, brown and flat.
To my advise you did not listen, now on the road your bloods a glistening
|
Chorus: Oh, Tom the toad, Oh Tom the toad why did you hop up on the road ?
You didn't see that car ahead and now you're lying truly dead.
You used to hop and jump about and now your guts are spilling out.
You were my friend and now you're dead, your back is marked with tire tread.
You hopped onto the yellow line and now you're just a streak of slime.
You used to be so big and fat, now you're all dried up, brown and flat.
To my advise you did not listen, now on the road your bloods a glistening
a-glistenin'
I tried to exchange secret handshakes with Papa DRB, earlier, and the thread got shut down thanks to idiots. Do trolls have to pee in half the threads?
Incidentally, I noticed that he and I share the same surname. Chances are remote we're even related. This is my tree we're talking about.
Unicorns and virginity? Not from where I'm sitting.
Got new glasses for the first time in 20+ years. This will take some serious getting used to. My IQ raised 6.5 points to 214.5 and I'm fully fluent in sarcasm. Suck on that, YD.
Ok....must go to sleep...now....
Reposted for sufficient appreciation by the parties involved.
That is all.
Dammit, Jeremy, you are not allowed to go and feel badly by yourself.
Not until AFTER you have appreciated my appreciation.
GREAT. Jeremy's gone and now there's a naked ogre on the couch. Humpday is not starting out well.
Did somebody say HUMP day?
::Starts humping everything in sight::
Good Morning Everyone.
Yay! Not alone!
::Hands Solnes fresh mug of coffee::
Yay! Not alone!
::Hands Solnes fresh mug of coffee::
Mmmm, coffee!! Thanks Prof!! :D
So hubby has found a baby corn snake who's tail was crushed by a garage door, and apparently will not survive on his own.
He has decided to bring him home. I am not a big fan of snakes....AT ALL.
But here I find myself, setting up the fish bowl for a damned snake.
Stupid bad dreams!
Were there snakes?
OO-oo-oo!!!
But...he's one of God's little critters! And he has cool colors!
Now we just need to name him. Squiggly? Snaptail? Crushy? Cornwallis?
::Jumps up and down while approaching hyperventilation::
I should be asleep while all you east coasters are waking up! But no, my brain has to come up with a dream about zombies!
Stupid brain! I'll be glad to give it to the first zombie I meet!
I know a newborn who might could use it. Pureed, of course.
EDIT: Garydee's comment just sunk in. Heh.
But now I must bid you all Goodnight.
I have to go and wrap Caitlin's Birthday presents so I can get to bed by 1am. At least I gave myself the 6am off and don't have to go in unitl 10am.
Nite All. Have Fun! :)
I don't know why people would want to live in upside down land in the first place. Dumb date and time and seasons and what not. G'night!
|
I should be asleep while all you east coasters are waking up! But no, my brain has to come up with a dream about zombies!
Stupid brain! I'll be glad to give it to the first zombie I meet!
I know a newborn who might could use it. Pureed, of course.
EDIT: Garydee's comment just sunk in. Heh.
It was more of an idle threat.. Like how parents tell there kids "I'm gonna leave you at the side of the road if you don't start behaving!"
OO-oo-oo!!!
But...he's one of God's little critters! And he has cool colors!
Now we just need to name him. Squiggly? Snaptail? Crushy? Cornwallis?
Hubby likes Cornwallis, I like snaptail.
Hubby likes Cornwallis, I like Snaptail.OO-oo-oo!!!
But...he's one of God's little critters! And he has cool colors!
Now we just need to name him. Squiggly? Snaptail? Crushy? Cornwallis?
C.S. Moore! Then he'd be like C.S. Lewis!
So hubby has found a baby corn snake.
He has decided to bring him home.
I find myself, setting up the fish bowl for a snake.
[Like]
Snakes are teh most awesomest!!!
Until you have been bit by one.
Which I have.
They're not exactly the domesticatin' type.
So hubby has found a baby corn snake.
He has decided to bring him home.
I find myself, setting up the fish bowl for a snake.
[Like]
Snakes are teh most awesomest!!!
Until you have been bit by one.
Which I have.
They're not exactly the domesticatin' type.
See! I 'just' told hubby that if it bites me I am feeding it to the cat.
You just have to take care how you handle it. It's scared, poor little guy. I'm sure C. Snaptail and you will learn to get along just fine.
You just have to take care how you handle it. It's scared, poor little guy. I'm sure C. Snaptail and you will learn to get along just fine.
As long as he knows his place and stays in his little bowl.
See! I 'just' told hubby that if it bites me I am feeding it to the cat.So hubby has found a baby corn snake.
He has decided to bring him home.
I find myself, setting up the fish bowl for a snake.
[Like]
Snakes are teh most awesomest!!!
Until you have been bit by one.
Which I have.
They're not exactly the domesticatin' type.
Did I mention that I had to go to the hospital?
You just have to take care how you handle it. It's scared, poor little guy. I'm sure C. Snaptail and you will learn to get along just fine.
Put you in a fishbowl and see how you get along just fine. ;-)
Did I mention that I had to go to the hospital?See! I 'just' told hubby that if it bites me I am feeding it to the cat.So hubby has found a baby corn snake.
He has decided to bring him home.
I find myself, setting up the fish bowl for a snake.
[Like]
Snakes are teh most awesomest!!!
Until you have been bit by one.
Which I have.
They're not exactly the domesticatin' type.
STOP!!! :S
Keeping a nail brush by the sink and using it after doing something that gets dirt under your nails helps. So does Jess's tip about using the little file thingy on the nail clippers. Other than that, there really are no tricks, although nail polish disguises a multitude of sins, for those of us who wear it. :)How the hell do women keep under their fingernails clean? I shower every day, wash my hands every time I relieve myself, yet I feel like Pigpen from Peanuts with regard to my fingernails.
Or is it just me?
I'll ... I'll ... I'll just be quiet now...
I'd say this is the main trick for most women. Also, men have a very love-hate relationship with their hair, and it's considered a very masculine thing to run fingers through their hair at the scalp in some circles, which is where a lot of dirt underneath nails comes from.
Barring that, there are plenty of males on these boards who should qualify. I would start with the optimization threads :)'Cause girls are magic. Like unicorns.
What, like the rest of you weren't thinking it?
Huh?
Any thread that mentions both girls and unicorns has gotta have a virgin in it somewhere, or else we'll never capture the unicorn, right?
Is it me, or did it get cold in here?
Barring that, there are plenty of males on these boards who should qualify. I would start with the optimization threads :)'Cause girls are magic. Like unicorns.
What, like the rest of you weren't thinking it?
Huh?
Any thread that mentions both girls and unicorns has gotta have a virgin in it somewhere, or else we'll never capture the unicorn, right?
Is it me, or did it get cold in here?
Why do you people keep setting me up like this? ;)
Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012
|
See! I 'just' told hubby that if it bites me I am feeding it to the cat.So hubby has found a baby corn snake.
He has decided to bring him home.
I find myself, setting up the fish bowl for a snake.
[Like]
Snakes are teh most awesomest!!!
Until you have been bit by one.
Which I have.
They're not exactly the domesticatin' type.
Feed it to the honey badger! They like to eat snakes.
Barring that, there are plenty of males on these boards who should qualify. I would start with the optimization threads :)'Cause girls are magic. Like unicorns.
What, like the rest of you weren't thinking it?
Huh?
Any thread that mentions both girls and unicorns has gotta have a virgin in it somewhere, or else we'll never capture the unicorn, right?
Is it me, or did it get cold in here?
Why do you people keep setting me up like this? ;)
Meh. Before too long, you'll see everything as a set up. Just like Urizen...
I should be asleep while all you east coasters are waking up! But no, my brain has to come up with a dream about zombies!
Stupid brain! I'll be glad to give it to the first zombie I meet!
You haf been havink many bad dreams lately, ja? Settle back on ze couch and tell ze Doktor all about it. Don't vorry about ze naked Ogre; he von't mind.
Barring that, there are plenty of males on these boards who should qualify. I would start with the optimization threads :)'Cause girls are magic. Like unicorns.
What, like the rest of you weren't thinking it?
Huh?
Any thread that mentions both girls and unicorns has gotta have a virgin in it somewhere, or else we'll never capture the unicorn, right?
Is it me, or did it get cold in here?
Why do you people keep setting me up like this? ;)
It's what we do. And it is usually very entertaining to see what Urizen can come up with.:)
EDIT: URIZEN PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!!