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Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:Your tried, but some people want to win teh internetz.Moff Rimmer wrote:I think I may have defused the situation on the thread.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:** spoiler omitted **There are some threads on these boards that are going to HELL.
And that's all I'm going to say about religion.
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What, you mean it might not be possible to win the internetz?!?
Why wasn't I told?!?

Jyu1ch1 |

Jyu1ch1 wrote:Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:Your tried, but some people want to win teh internetz.Moff Rimmer wrote:I think I may have defused the situation on the thread.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:** spoiler omitted **There are some threads on these boards that are going to HELL.
And that's all I'm going to say about religion.
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What, you mean it might not be possible to win the internetz?!?
Why wasn't I told?!?
Lulz, si11y g00se. I already won dem. You no take candle!

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Just got a query from a company I interviewed with before moving to Houston. Really wanted to work there, but the contract they were hiring me for fell through - they liked me too, they gave my girlfriend's husband a bonus for the reference, even though they couldn't hire me at that time.
Three years later, and they email me asking if I'd be interested in applying to work there...
Dont' want to leave houston, but man, that's an ego boost!
...also, sometimes it's easier not to have choices...

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How the hell do women keep under their fingernails clean? I shower every day, wash my hands every time I relieve myself, yet I feel like Pigpen from Peanuts with regard to my fingernails.
Or is it just me?
I'll ... I'll ... I'll just be quiet now...
There's this little file inside some nail clippers that can get dirt out when it's there. Other than that...I dunno? Maybe do things that get dirt under the nails less? Gloves?

Lindisty |

How the hell do women keep under their fingernails clean? I shower every day, wash my hands every time I relieve myself, yet I feel like Pigpen from Peanuts with regard to my fingernails.
Or is it just me?
I'll ... I'll ... I'll just be quiet now...
Keeping a nail brush by the sink and using it after doing something that gets dirt under your nails helps. So does Jess's tip about using the little file thingy on the nail clippers. Other than that, there really are no tricks, although nail polish disguises a multitude of sins, for those of us who wear it. :)

Justin Franklin |

Moff Rimmer wrote:Keeping a nail brush by the sink and using it after doing something that gets dirt under your nails helps. So does Jess's tip about using the little file thingy on the nail clippers. Other than that, there really are no tricks, although nail polish disguises a multitude of sins, for those of us who wear it. :)How the hell do women keep under their fingernails clean? I shower every day, wash my hands every time I relieve myself, yet I feel like Pigpen from Peanuts with regard to my fingernails.
Or is it just me?
I'll ... I'll ... I'll just be quiet now...
Moff there you go, wear nail polish. ;)

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Lindisty wrote:Moff there you go, wear nail polish. ;)Moff Rimmer wrote:Keeping a nail brush by the sink and using it after doing something that gets dirt under your nails helps. So does Jess's tip about using the little file thingy on the nail clippers. Other than that, there really are no tricks, although nail polish disguises a multitude of sins, for those of us who wear it. :)How the hell do women keep under their fingernails clean? I shower every day, wash my hands every time I relieve myself, yet I feel like Pigpen from Peanuts with regard to my fingernails.
Or is it just me?
I'll ... I'll ... I'll just be quiet now...
I've been meaning to change the shade I've been using.
;-)

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How the hell do women keep under their fingernails clean? I shower every day, wash my hands every time I relieve myself, yet I feel like Pigpen from Peanuts with regard to my fingernails.
Or is it just me?
I'll ... I'll ... I'll just be quiet now...
Mine are always clean looking, but I have the nervous habit of chewing my nails.

Justin Franklin |

Moff Rimmer wrote:Mine are always clean looking, but I have the nervous habit of chewing my nails.How the hell do women keep under their fingernails clean? I shower every day, wash my hands every time I relieve myself, yet I feel like Pigpen from Peanuts with regard to my fingernails.
Or is it just me?
I'll ... I'll ... I'll just be quiet now...
So you eat the dirt?

Bitter Thorn |

How the hell do women keep under their fingernails clean? I shower every day, wash my hands every time I relieve myself, yet I feel like Pigpen from Peanuts with regard to my fingernails.
Or is it just me?
I'll ... I'll ... I'll just be quiet now...
I just keep mine very short. I've been in that habit since I was in the Army. Tearing a couple down past the quick made an impression on me.
EDIT: That's a good question though. Magic...hhmmmm

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Studpuffin wrote:So you eat the dirt?Moff Rimmer wrote:Mine are always clean looking, but I have the nervous habit of chewing my nails.How the hell do women keep under their fingernails clean? I shower every day, wash my hands every time I relieve myself, yet I feel like Pigpen from Peanuts with regard to my fingernails.
Or is it just me?
I'll ... I'll ... I'll just be quiet now...
Ya'll ain't from the south, is ya?

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A lullaby for the new zombie --
I think that you'll be able to figure out the tune to sing it to...
A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course
and no one can talk to a corpse, of course
that is, of course,
unless the corpse
is the famous Mr. Dead.

Lindisty |

Lindisty wrote:Jyu1ch1 wrote:'Cause girls are magic. Like unicorns.waits for the obligatory virgin joke
What, like the rest of you weren't thinking it?
Huh?
Woosh!
Any thread that mentions both girls and unicorns has gotta have a virgin in it somewhere, or else we'll never capture the unicorn, right?

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Studpuffin wrote:Lindisty wrote:Jyu1ch1 wrote:'Cause girls are magic. Like unicorns.waits for the obligatory virgin joke
What, like the rest of you weren't thinking it?
Huh?
Woosh!
Any thread that mentions both girls and unicorns has gotta have a virgin in it somewhere, or else we'll never capture the unicorn, right?
I think I need Urizen to help fill in ...

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Studpuffin wrote:Lindisty wrote:Jyu1ch1 wrote:'Cause girls are magic. Like unicorns.waits for the obligatory virgin joke
What, like the rest of you weren't thinking it?
Huh?
Woosh!
Any thread that mentions both girls and unicorns has gotta have a virgin in it somewhere, or else we'll never capture the unicorn, right?
Ah, sorry. For some reason my brain didn't connect the words virgin and maiden. I failed my linguistics check. :(

Treppa |


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And a lot of orchestral musicians I know like playing operas, mostly because there's sometimes so much variety in a short span of time. I hope it's a blast.

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Studpuffin wrote:Lindisty wrote:Jyu1ch1 wrote:'Cause girls are magic. Like unicorns.waits for the obligatory virgin joke
What, like the rest of you weren't thinking it?
Huh?
Woosh!
Any thread that mentions both girls and unicorns has gotta have a virgin in it somewhere, or else we'll never capture the unicorn, right?
Barring that, there are plenty of males on these boards who should qualify.

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Studpuffin wrote:Lindisty wrote:Jyu1ch1 wrote:'Cause girls are magic. Like unicorns.waits for the obligatory virgin joke
What, like the rest of you weren't thinking it?
Huh?
Woosh!
Any thread that mentions both girls and unicorns has gotta have a virgin in it somewhere, or else we'll never capture the unicorn, right?
Barring that, there are plenty of males on these boards who should qualify. I would start with the optimization threads :)