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6013, 6010, 6011, and 7018. I have a hard time with 6011 on ac, and 7018 sticks a lot. oh and bookmark

Sovereign Court

Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

There are some threads on these boards that are going to HELL.

And that's all I'm going to say about religion.

** spoiler omitted **

** spoiler omitted **
I think I may have defused the situation on the thread.
Your tried, but some people want to win teh internetz.

What, you mean it might not be possible to win the internetz?!?

Why wasn't I told?!?


Jess Door wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

There are some threads on these boards that are going to HELL.

And that's all I'm going to say about religion.

** spoiler omitted **

** spoiler omitted **
I think I may have defused the situation on the thread.
Your tried, but some people want to win teh internetz.

What, you mean it might not be possible to win the internetz?!?

Why wasn't I told?!?

Lulz, si11y g00se. I already won dem. You no take candle!

Spoiler:
Sorry I couldn't help myself.^^*

With all this clicking going on, could it misconstrue to others that we are a gang and being clique-ish?

I'm still waiting for my lettermen's jacket.

Sovereign Court

Just got a query from a company I interviewed with before moving to Houston. Really wanted to work there, but the contract they were hiring me for fell through - they liked me too, they gave my girlfriend's husband a bonus for the reference, even though they couldn't hire me at that time.

Three years later, and they email me asking if I'd be interested in applying to work there...

Dont' want to leave houston, but man, that's an ego boost!

...also, sometimes it's easier not to have choices...

Sovereign Court

Urizen wrote:

With all this clicking going on, could it misconstrue to others that we are a gang and being clique-ish?

I'm still waiting for my lettermen's jacket.

What letter? Pi?


Jess Door wrote:
Urizen wrote:

With all this clicking going on, could it misconstrue to others that we are a gang and being clique-ish?

I'm still waiting for my lettermen's jacket.

What letter? Pi?

Of course!

Scarab Sages

I should not like pork rinds...

But I do...

Liberty's Edge

Moff Rimmer wrote:

I should not like pork rinds...

But I do...

What's wrong with pork rinds, besides not being good? :P

Scarab Sages

Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

I should not like pork rinds...

But I do...

What's wrong with pork rinds, besides not being good? :P

Is there anything "good for you" about them?


...that they're not skunk rinds?


I want pork rinds now...

Scarab Sages

How the hell do women keep under their fingernails clean? I shower every day, wash my hands every time I relieve myself, yet I feel like Pigpen from Peanuts with regard to my fingernails.

Or is it just me?

I'll ... I'll ... I'll just be quiet now...

Sovereign Court

Moff Rimmer wrote:

How the hell do women keep under their fingernails clean? I shower every day, wash my hands every time I relieve myself, yet I feel like Pigpen from Peanuts with regard to my fingernails.

Or is it just me?

I'll ... I'll ... I'll just be quiet now...

There's this little file inside some nail clippers that can get dirt out when it's there. Other than that...I dunno? Maybe do things that get dirt under the nails less? Gloves?

The Exchange

Do not play in the dirt?


Moff Rimmer wrote:

How the hell do women keep under their fingernails clean? I shower every day, wash my hands every time I relieve myself, yet I feel like Pigpen from Peanuts with regard to my fingernails.

Or is it just me?

I'll ... I'll ... I'll just be quiet now...

Keeping a nail brush by the sink and using it after doing something that gets dirt under your nails helps. So does Jess's tip about using the little file thingy on the nail clippers. Other than that, there really are no tricks, although nail polish disguises a multitude of sins, for those of us who wear it. :)


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Lindisty wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

How the hell do women keep under their fingernails clean? I shower every day, wash my hands every time I relieve myself, yet I feel like Pigpen from Peanuts with regard to my fingernails.

Or is it just me?

I'll ... I'll ... I'll just be quiet now...

Keeping a nail brush by the sink and using it after doing something that gets dirt under your nails helps. So does Jess's tip about using the little file thingy on the nail clippers. Other than that, there really are no tricks, although nail polish disguises a multitude of sins, for those of us who wear it. :)

Moff there you go, wear nail polish. ;)

Scarab Sages

Justin Franklin wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

How the hell do women keep under their fingernails clean? I shower every day, wash my hands every time I relieve myself, yet I feel like Pigpen from Peanuts with regard to my fingernails.

Or is it just me?

I'll ... I'll ... I'll just be quiet now...

Keeping a nail brush by the sink and using it after doing something that gets dirt under your nails helps. So does Jess's tip about using the little file thingy on the nail clippers. Other than that, there really are no tricks, although nail polish disguises a multitude of sins, for those of us who wear it. :)
Moff there you go, wear nail polish. ;)

I've been meaning to change the shade I've been using.

;-)

Liberty's Edge

Moff Rimmer wrote:

How the hell do women keep under their fingernails clean? I shower every day, wash my hands every time I relieve myself, yet I feel like Pigpen from Peanuts with regard to my fingernails.

Or is it just me?

I'll ... I'll ... I'll just be quiet now...

Mine are always clean looking, but I have the nervous habit of chewing my nails.


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

How the hell do women keep under their fingernails clean? I shower every day, wash my hands every time I relieve myself, yet I feel like Pigpen from Peanuts with regard to my fingernails.

Or is it just me?

I'll ... I'll ... I'll just be quiet now...

Mine are always clean looking, but I have the nervous habit of chewing my nails.

So you eat the dirt?


'Cause girls are magic. Like unicorns.


Moff Rimmer wrote:

How the hell do women keep under their fingernails clean? I shower every day, wash my hands every time I relieve myself, yet I feel like Pigpen from Peanuts with regard to my fingernails.

Or is it just me?

I'll ... I'll ... I'll just be quiet now...

I just keep mine very short. I've been in that habit since I was in the Army. Tearing a couple down past the quick made an impression on me.

EDIT: That's a good question though. Magic...hhmmmm


Saladin, Avicenna (Ibn Sina), Averroës (Ibn Rushd), Homer, Horace, Ovid, Lucan, Aristotle, Virgil, Sebastian, Jeremy.

That is all.

Liberty's Edge

Justin Franklin wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

How the hell do women keep under their fingernails clean? I shower every day, wash my hands every time I relieve myself, yet I feel like Pigpen from Peanuts with regard to my fingernails.

Or is it just me?

I'll ... I'll ... I'll just be quiet now...

Mine are always clean looking, but I have the nervous habit of chewing my nails.
So you eat the dirt?

Ya'll ain't from the south, is ya?

Geophagy.


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
'Cause girls are magic. Like unicorns.

Very true.

Liberty's Edge

Jyu1ch1 wrote:
'Cause girls are magic. Like unicorns.

You also poop skittles?


Blasphemer!


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
'Cause girls are magic. Like unicorns.

waits for the obligatory virgin joke

What, like the rest of you weren't thinking it?

The Exchange

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
** spoiler omitted **

Cat-thulhu.

Scarab Sages

for AZ:

A lullaby for the new zombie --

I think that you'll be able to figure out the tune to sing it to...

A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course
and no one can talk to a corpse, of course
that is, of course,
unless the corpse
is the famous Mr. Dead.

Spoiler:
Sorry all -- really just trying to get away from a need to be "civil". ;-)

Liberty's Edge

Lindisty wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
'Cause girls are magic. Like unicorns.

waits for the obligatory virgin joke

What, like the rest of you weren't thinking it?

Huh?

Woosh!


Studpuffin wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
'Cause girls are magic. Like unicorns.

waits for the obligatory virgin joke

What, like the rest of you weren't thinking it?

Huh?

Woosh!

Any thread that mentions both girls and unicorns has gotta have a virgin in it somewhere, or else we'll never capture the unicorn, right?

Scarab Sages

Lindisty wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
'Cause girls are magic. Like unicorns.

waits for the obligatory virgin joke

What, like the rest of you weren't thinking it?

Huh?

Woosh!

Any thread that mentions both girls and unicorns has gotta have a virgin in it somewhere, or else we'll never capture the unicorn, right?

I think I need Urizen to help fill in ...

Spoiler:
...the blanks.

Scarab Sages

Y'all are quiet today.

"Must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays."

Liberty's Edge

Lindisty wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
'Cause girls are magic. Like unicorns.

waits for the obligatory virgin joke

What, like the rest of you weren't thinking it?

Huh?

Woosh!

Any thread that mentions both girls and unicorns has gotta have a virgin in it somewhere, or else we'll never capture the unicorn, right?

Ah, sorry. For some reason my brain didn't connect the words virgin and maiden. I failed my linguistics check. :(


Musical Frustration I:
So we had rehearsal last night and hit a 4/8 section. Not only did the conductor have to repeatedly explain what 4/8 time is, every time a new section made their first entrance, they played as if they were in 4/4. WTF??

Musical Frustration II:
So I'm supposed to play a concert March 7 for pay and the conductor sent only the string parts last week. I got a bit of a peek at the works we are performing and have never heard them, much less played 'em. I'd try to find them, but as of now, don't even know if I'm playing 1st, 2nd, or 3rd/picc, so not much point to it. Arg.

Opera Stuff for CH:
My band director won a Fulbright for his work on the Italian opera composers in, of all places, Quito, Ecuador. He spends summers in Quito at their music academy digging original works out of archives and arranging them. One of our pieces will be a world premier of one act of an opera, complete with singers and spearmen and wailing and death. It's an Italian-style opera with a Meso-American theme, both in story and music. I'm really looking forward to it. Opera accompaniement is a different kettle of fish from normal performances.


Definitely for this crowd

The Exchange

Jyu1ch1 wrote:
'Cause girls are magic. Like unicorns.

This.

Silver Crusade

Treppa wrote:

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Spoiler:
4/8 should not be rocket science. Sometimes simple things throw people off. I bet if it was 5/8, they could do it. Now it's just one less beat.

Spoiler:
That bites. They should give your score with sufficient notice.

Spoiler:
Do you know which composer it is?

And a lot of orchestral musicians I know like playing operas, mostly because there's sometimes so much variety in a short span of time. I hope it's a blast.

Spoiler:
Explosive Runes!

Silver Crusade

Lindisty wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
'Cause girls are magic. Like unicorns.

waits for the obligatory virgin joke

What, like the rest of you weren't thinking it?

Huh?

Woosh!

Any thread that mentions both girls and unicorns has gotta have a virgin in it somewhere, or else we'll never capture the unicorn, right?

Barring that, there are plenty of males on these boards who should qualify.

The Exchange

Congrats to the Zombie, you guys did awesome!

PbP posted.

Dinner good, had some sort of chicken pasta with fresh baked bread.

Long day at work, very tired, sorry if I missed anything of import, now I go watch Castle and try not to fall asleep in wifes lap.

Silver Crusade

Lindisty wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
'Cause girls are magic. Like unicorns.

waits for the obligatory virgin joke

What, like the rest of you weren't thinking it?

Huh?

Woosh!

Any thread that mentions both girls and unicorns has gotta have a virgin in it somewhere, or else we'll never capture the unicorn, right?

Barring that, there are plenty of males on these boards who should qualify. I would start with the optimization threads :)


It's that giant phallic symbol on their heads.


Well done, Wolfie. Not a prolific poster. Maybe a newbie?

EDIT: Not new, just an infrequent poster. And an Aussie, to boot!


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