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Leaving the office nekkid, plus the second top in a row. woot!!!


after two tops I feel like this

warning entandre galore


After numerous arguments as to which of us will be doing the dishes I have decided something... We just need to stop cooking and eating on plates and using utensils. Tired of doing dishes... :P


I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!


PMG: What a cool project.


Mouthy Upstart wrote:
I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!

huh? I'm sorry, did you say something?


::Chirps::


Where's the drinky drinks? Where's the party?

God I need a drink


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
Aberzombie wrote:

G~%##@N IT!!! We've had the f%@&ing baby registry for months now, with only a few things being purchased. So, now that it's getting down to the wire, the wife and I went to Babies R Us today to get some of the s%~& on the list that we absolutely needed for when the kid comes home. Then we get home, check the registry to remove stuff we just bought, and wouldn't you f%@&ing know it, a bunch of stuff was purchased! Then the wife gets a call - their having a "surprise baby shower" back home for her.

WTF?!? They couldn't have at least let me know when it was going to be, so we could put off buying stuff? Now it looks like we've got duplicates and I'll have to return s%~&.

f%@&ers!

Oh don't forget the stuff you are going to get that people didn't take off the list. ;)


PIE...PIE...PIE...PIE...

PIE...PIE...PIE...PIE...

Silver Crusade

Allen Taliesin wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:


I do however believe that all FAWTLites should be spayed and neutered.

FIFY

You animal

Good thing I am not having children. :)

I still don't think you would care for it.

Clockwork Gnome Publishing

Celestial Healer wrote:
Allen Taliesin wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:


I do however believe that all FAWTLites should be spayed and neutered.

FIFY

You animal

Good thing I am not having children. :)
I still don't think you would care for it.

Actually, if you do it the way humans usually get it done you can still have sex and what not. So I am not too concerned. :)

Silver Crusade

Allen Taliesin wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Allen Taliesin wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:


I do however believe that all FAWTLites should be spayed and neutered.

FIFY

You animal

Good thing I am not having children. :)
I still don't think you would care for it.
Actually, if you do it the way humans usually get it done you can still have sex and what not. So I am not too concerned. :)

The word was "neutered". That means castration.

Like you, I'm not too concerned with fertility, but I draw the line at neutering.

Clockwork Gnome Publishing

Celestial Healer wrote:
Allen Taliesin wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Allen Taliesin wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:


I do however believe that all FAWTLites should be spayed and neutered.

FIFY

You animal

Good thing I am not having children. :)
I still don't think you would care for it.
Actually, if you do it the way humans usually get it done you can still have sex and what not. So I am not too concerned. :)

The word was "neutered". That means castration.

Like you, I'm not too concerned with fertility, but I draw the line at neutering.

While I understand the term "neutered" I am choosing to ignore that part of it and going with the commonly accepted way of taking care of human male fertility.

Being a writer, I certainly hope I understand what "neuter" means. :)

Silver Crusade

Allen Taliesin wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Allen Taliesin wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Allen Taliesin wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:


I do however believe that all FAWTLites should be spayed and neutered.

FIFY

You animal

Good thing I am not having children. :)
I still don't think you would care for it.
Actually, if you do it the way humans usually get it done you can still have sex and what not. So I am not too concerned. :)

The word was "neutered". That means castration.

Like you, I'm not too concerned with fertility, but I draw the line at neutering.

While I understand the term "neutered" I am choosing to ignore that part of it and going with the commonly accepted way of taking care of human male fertility.

Being a writer, I certainly hope I understand what "neuter" means. :)

Just make sure you clarify which procedure they are doing before they sedate you :)


Dude...you can't afford to ignore *anything* when it comes to people putting sharp instruments in the happy-fun zone.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Dude...you can't afford to ignore *anything* when it comes to people putting sharp instruments in the happy-fun zone.

Happy Fun Zone??? What are you 12? It sounds like you are referring to a laser tag arena or something. :P

Clockwork Gnome Publishing

Solnes wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Dude...you can't afford to ignore *anything* when it comes to people putting sharp instruments in the happy-fun zone.
Happy Fun Zone??? What are you 12? It sounds like you are referring to a laser tag arena or something. :P

Bwahahaha!


Solnes wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Dude...you can't afford to ignore *anything* when it comes to people putting sharp instruments in the happy-fun zone.
Happy Fun Zone??? What are you 12? It sounds like you are referring to a laser tag arena or something. :P

If laser tag is as close as you can get to the exalted ideal of happy-fun zone, then I guess you've got to use what you know. I mean, I guess their are some similarities...

The Exchange

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Dude...you can't afford to ignore *anything* when it comes to people putting sharp instruments in the happy-fun zone.

I still want to know what I did to kick you out of your last "fun zone"


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Zone.
Caution: Happy Fun Zone may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Zone contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Zone on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Zone if any of the following occurs: itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, heart palpitations
If Happy Fun Zone begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Zone may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun Zone should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Zone, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Happy Fun Zone include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Happy Fun Zone has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zone.
Happy Fun Zone comes with a lifetime guarantee.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Dude...you can't afford to ignore *anything* when it comes to people putting sharp instruments in the happy-fun zone.
I still want to know what I did to kick you out of your last "fun zone"

You mean the "overwhelmed" post? I don't even remember what your post was about now, but it had a lot of info in it and I was having afternoon tiredness. The brain just kind of went, BLIP. Then AZ had some post that made no sense to me.


Justin: Exactly!


Oh man...I can't unread this page.....


I was just trying to do a public service, and it kind of blew up.

Liberty's Edge

Hey, remember the chick who thought I was gay?

We ran into each other yesterday, and after her profuse (and unnecessary) apology, had a good laugh about it. She knows about my girlfriend, I know that she's not just strange. I think we're back on the level now.

Awkward Zone Defeated! (With maximum ridiculosity)

Clockwork Gnome Publishing

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Hey, remember the chick who thought I was gay?

Wait a minute....you aren't gay?

Dark Archive

So one huge family mystery solved, only to be replaced by a larger family mystery

:
So a while back CH reminded me about why my dad and most of his family didn't have US citizenship after all these years. So I finally asked him. He told me something that blew my mind. First off, the guy I thought was my grandfather wasn't my biological grandfather. So as a result when the family moved to the US from Germany there was a lot of technical stuff that never got resolved so to this day most of them are landed immigrants EXCEPT my grandmother. Secondly my biological grandfather is known only by my grandmother who refuses to speak on the subject. So I called my grandmother and asked her myself, she indeed did confirm that my grandfather wasn't really my biological grandfather. But she did tell me something she never told my dad, my biological grandfather was American stationed in Germany during the 50's and 60's where he met my grandmother, they were never married in fact my eldest uncle even remembers my grandmother going to visit him. He is the biological father of all my aunts and uncles, and he is known by none of them, and finally she gave me a name. I'm almost tempted to track him down.


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

So one huge family mystery solved, only to be replaced by a larger family mystery

** spoiler omitted **

That's incredible! It's worth looking, anyway, even if you choose not to meet. That must be a weird feeling. Good luck with whatever you decide. Wow. Just wow!


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

So one huge family mystery solved, only to be replaced by a larger family mystery

** spoiler omitted **

Similar to something we discovered a couple of years back. Turns out that when my grandfather was an American Soldier stationed in Germany ..around the same time as yours...he met a woman. He fathered a daughter that he never knew about. The woman never told her daughter my grandfathers name until just before she passed. She looked us all up, and now we keep in touch. Turns out I have a cousin I never met either! Its kinda cool! Worth looking into at the very least. That cousin and I are now FB friends, and we talk back and forth.

Liberty's Edge

It's February thirteenth, 2011. 2.13.11. And you know what that means...

Happy 50th birthday, Henry Rollins. I cannot thank you enough for everything you've done over the years.

Here's to you, Henry.

The Exchange

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Dude...you can't afford to ignore *anything* when it comes to people putting sharp instruments in the happy-fun zone.
I still want to know what I did to kick you out of your last "fun zone"
You mean the "overwhelmed" post? I don't even remember what your post was about now, but it had a lot of info in it and I was having afternoon tiredness. The brain just kind of went, BLIP. Then AZ had some post that made no sense to me.

AH my Data dump of a conspiracy theory. Got it.

Shadow Lodge

... nothing doing... just awake and bored


0gre wrote:
... nothing doing... just awake and bored

Awake and editing Wayfinder...maybe that double shot of espresso and tiramisu is helping...

The Exchange

Good Sunday Morning!

I love Sundays, and today is no different. Tomorrow however is V-Day, let us all pray for our draconic brother as he walks down the isle tomorrow.


Lilith wrote:
0gre wrote:
... nothing doing... just awake and bored
Awake and editing Wayfinder...maybe that double shot of espresso and tiramisu is helping...

Hey Lilith, I had a question for you. One of my friend's wants to see if you all could use him as an artist. Who would he talk to. I also suggested that he try and do some Wayfinder artwork too. Thanks in advance.


Moorluck wrote:

Good Sunday Morning!

I love Sundays, and today is no different. Tomorrow however is V-Day, let us all pray for our draconic brother as he walks down the isle tomorrow.

~listens to the vows~ WHAT?!? I have to give my HOARD to another! Oh HELLS no! ~RUNS~

~grins~ J/K! J/K!


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

It's February thirteenth, 2011. 2.13.11. And you know what that means...

Happy 50th birthday, Henry Rollins. I cannot thank you enough for everything you've done over the years.

Here's to you, Henry.

I think you'll like this photo.


While the dragon is out for his matrimonies tomorrow, gninja assassins are at a moment's notice to enter his lair and pilfer his hoard.


Just remember, What is Hers is Hers. What is mine is now hers. ~grins~ j/k again.


hi


The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
hi

Hey there.


Good morning, Fawtly crew.

Dead dragon walking!

Scarab Sages

0gre wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
f#&#ers!
Yeah... always pisses me off when friends by me stuffs too :P

Not the buying stuff, but the fact that they didn't let me know they were going to do it. All it would have taken was a quick phone call or text message.

So, instead of staying home, taking care of other things that needed doing, and letting my 38-week pregnant wife rest her very swollen ankles, sore legs, aching back, etc., we spent half the morning walking around Babies R Us buying things that others were buying for us at the same f@+#ing time.

And, after our running around yesterday, the wife thinks she might be coming down with a cold.

That's what pisses me off!


*yawn* morning.

I think this is a stay in pajamas all day kinda day.

Aberzombie, I hope your wife feels better soon.

Sharoth, yep, you have to share your hoard. Poor you. ;P


lynora wrote:

*yawn* morning.

I think this is a stay in pajamas all day kinda day.

Aberzombie, I hope your wife feels better soon.

Sharoth, yep, you have to share your hoard. Poor you. ;P

For some unknown unGodly reason I jumped up out of bed, showered, showered two of three kids, ran the trash off, hit the grocery store, got home and swept the kitchen floor, and picked up the living room. :P


Aberzombie wrote:
0gre wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
f#&#ers!
Yeah... always pisses me off when friends by me stuffs too :P

Not the buying stuff, but the fact that they didn't let me know they were going to do it. All it would have taken was a quick phone call or text message.

So, instead of staying home, taking care of other things that needed doing, and letting my 38-week pregnant wife rest her very swollen ankles, sore legs, aching back, etc., we spent half the morning walking around Babies R Us buying things that others were buying for us at the same f*@~ing time.

And, after our running around yesterday, the wife thinks she might be coming down with a cold.

That's what pisses me off!

Deep breath there Zombie, this is one of those things you will laugh at later in life. They meant well.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Rulebook Subscriber
Solnes wrote:
lynora wrote:

*yawn* morning.

I think this is a stay in pajamas all day kinda day.

Aberzombie, I hope your wife feels better soon.

Sharoth, yep, you have to share your hoard. Poor you. ;P

For some unknown unGodly reason I jumped up out of bed, showered, showered two of three kids, ran the trash off, hit the grocery store, got home and swept the kitchen floor, and picked up the living room. :P

Show off :p

I caught up on all of the FAWTLy posts since Friday afternoon.

That's an accomplishment right?


Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
Solnes wrote:
lynora wrote:

*yawn* morning.

I think this is a stay in pajamas all day kinda day.

Aberzombie, I hope your wife feels better soon.

Sharoth, yep, you have to share your hoard. Poor you. ;P

For some unknown unGodly reason I jumped up out of bed, showered, showered two of three kids, ran the trash off, hit the grocery store, got home and swept the kitchen floor, and picked up the living room. :P

Show off :p

I caught up on all of the FAWTLy posts since Friday afternoon.

That's an accomplishment right?

Well Yeah! That takes a major amount of concentration, and a few SAN checks! :)


Speaking of cats... Paizo is an inside cat, never been outside... yeah, our window screen behind the couch is torn, and we just barely managed to catch him before he made his great escape! :P

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