Justin Franklin |
G~%##@N IT!!! We've had the f%@&ing baby registry for months now, with only a few things being purchased. So, now that it's getting down to the wire, the wife and I went to Babies R Us today to get some of the s%~& on the list that we absolutely needed for when the kid comes home. Then we get home, check the registry to remove stuff we just bought, and wouldn't you f%@&ing know it, a bunch of stuff was purchased! Then the wife gets a call - their having a "surprise baby shower" back home for her.
WTF?!? They couldn't have at least let me know when it was going to be, so we could put off buying stuff? Now it looks like we've got duplicates and I'll have to return s%~&.
f%@&ers!
Oh don't forget the stuff you are going to get that people didn't take off the list. ;)
Allen Taliesin Clockwork Gnome Publishing |
Allen Taliesin wrote:I still don't think you would care for it.Woodraven wrote:Good thing I am not having children. :)Crimson Jester wrote:
I do however believe that all FAWTLites should be spayed and neutered.FIFY
You animal
Actually, if you do it the way humans usually get it done you can still have sex and what not. So I am not too concerned. :)
Celestial Healer |
Celestial Healer wrote:Actually, if you do it the way humans usually get it done you can still have sex and what not. So I am not too concerned. :)Allen Taliesin wrote:I still don't think you would care for it.Woodraven wrote:Good thing I am not having children. :)Crimson Jester wrote:
I do however believe that all FAWTLites should be spayed and neutered.FIFY
You animal
The word was "neutered". That means castration.
Like you, I'm not too concerned with fertility, but I draw the line at neutering.
Allen Taliesin Clockwork Gnome Publishing |
Allen Taliesin wrote:Celestial Healer wrote:Actually, if you do it the way humans usually get it done you can still have sex and what not. So I am not too concerned. :)Allen Taliesin wrote:I still don't think you would care for it.Woodraven wrote:Good thing I am not having children. :)Crimson Jester wrote:
I do however believe that all FAWTLites should be spayed and neutered.FIFY
You animal
The word was "neutered". That means castration.
Like you, I'm not too concerned with fertility, but I draw the line at neutering.
While I understand the term "neutered" I am choosing to ignore that part of it and going with the commonly accepted way of taking care of human male fertility.
Being a writer, I certainly hope I understand what "neuter" means. :)
Celestial Healer |
Celestial Healer wrote:Allen Taliesin wrote:Celestial Healer wrote:Actually, if you do it the way humans usually get it done you can still have sex and what not. So I am not too concerned. :)Allen Taliesin wrote:I still don't think you would care for it.Woodraven wrote:Good thing I am not having children. :)Crimson Jester wrote:
I do however believe that all FAWTLites should be spayed and neutered.FIFY
You animal
The word was "neutered". That means castration.
Like you, I'm not too concerned with fertility, but I draw the line at neutering.
While I understand the term "neutered" I am choosing to ignore that part of it and going with the commonly accepted way of taking care of human male fertility.
Being a writer, I certainly hope I understand what "neuter" means. :)
Just make sure you clarify which procedure they are doing before they sedate you :)
Allen Taliesin Clockwork Gnome Publishing |
Mairkurion {tm} |
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Dude...you can't afford to ignore *anything* when it comes to people putting sharp instruments in the happy-fun zone.Happy Fun Zone??? What are you 12? It sounds like you are referring to a laser tag arena or something. :P
If laser tag is as close as you can get to the exalted ideal of happy-fun zone, then I guess you've got to use what you know. I mean, I guess their are some similarities...
Justin Franklin |
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Mairkurion {tm} |
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Dude...you can't afford to ignore *anything* when it comes to people putting sharp instruments in the happy-fun zone.I still want to know what I did to kick you out of your last "fun zone"
You mean the "overwhelmed" post? I don't even remember what your post was about now, but it had a lot of info in it and I was having afternoon tiredness. The brain just kind of went, BLIP. Then AZ had some post that made no sense to me.
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny |
Allen Taliesin Clockwork Gnome Publishing |
Jeremy Mcgillan |
So one huge family mystery solved, only to be replaced by a larger family mystery
Solnes |
So one huge family mystery solved, only to be replaced by a larger family mystery
** spoiler omitted **
Similar to something we discovered a couple of years back. Turns out that when my grandfather was an American Soldier stationed in Germany ..around the same time as yours...he met a woman. He fathered a daughter that he never knew about. The woman never told her daughter my grandfathers name until just before she passed. She looked us all up, and now we keep in touch. Turns out I have a cousin I never met either! Its kinda cool! Worth looking into at the very least. That cousin and I are now FB friends, and we talk back and forth.
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny |
Crimson Jester |
Crimson Jester wrote:You mean the "overwhelmed" post? I don't even remember what your post was about now, but it had a lot of info in it and I was having afternoon tiredness. The brain just kind of went, BLIP. Then AZ had some post that made no sense to me.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Dude...you can't afford to ignore *anything* when it comes to people putting sharp instruments in the happy-fun zone.I still want to know what I did to kick you out of your last "fun zone"
AH my Data dump of a conspiracy theory. Got it.
Sharoth |
0gre wrote:... nothing doing... just awake and boredAwake and editing Wayfinder...maybe that double shot of espresso and tiramisu is helping...
Hey Lilith, I had a question for you. One of my friend's wants to see if you all could use him as an artist. Who would he talk to. I also suggested that he try and do some Wayfinder artwork too. Thanks in advance.
Aberzombie |
Aberzombie wrote:f#&#ers!Yeah... always pisses me off when friends by me stuffs too :P
Not the buying stuff, but the fact that they didn't let me know they were going to do it. All it would have taken was a quick phone call or text message.
So, instead of staying home, taking care of other things that needed doing, and letting my 38-week pregnant wife rest her very swollen ankles, sore legs, aching back, etc., we spent half the morning walking around Babies R Us buying things that others were buying for us at the same f@+#ing time.
And, after our running around yesterday, the wife thinks she might be coming down with a cold.
That's what pisses me off!
Solnes |
*yawn* morning.
I think this is a stay in pajamas all day kinda day.
Aberzombie, I hope your wife feels better soon.
Sharoth, yep, you have to share your hoard. Poor you. ;P
For some unknown unGodly reason I jumped up out of bed, showered, showered two of three kids, ran the trash off, hit the grocery store, got home and swept the kitchen floor, and picked up the living room. :P
Solnes |
0gre wrote:Aberzombie wrote:f#&#ers!Yeah... always pisses me off when friends by me stuffs too :PNot the buying stuff, but the fact that they didn't let me know they were going to do it. All it would have taken was a quick phone call or text message.
So, instead of staying home, taking care of other things that needed doing, and letting my 38-week pregnant wife rest her very swollen ankles, sore legs, aching back, etc., we spent half the morning walking around Babies R Us buying things that others were buying for us at the same f*@~ing time.
And, after our running around yesterday, the wife thinks she might be coming down with a cold.
That's what pisses me off!
Deep breath there Zombie, this is one of those things you will laugh at later in life. They meant well.
Tordek Rumnaheim |
lynora wrote:For some unknown unGodly reason I jumped up out of bed, showered, showered two of three kids, ran the trash off, hit the grocery store, got home and swept the kitchen floor, and picked up the living room. :P*yawn* morning.
I think this is a stay in pajamas all day kinda day.
Aberzombie, I hope your wife feels better soon.
Sharoth, yep, you have to share your hoard. Poor you. ;P
Show off :p
I caught up on all of the FAWTLy posts since Friday afternoon.
That's an accomplishment right?
Solnes |
Solnes wrote:lynora wrote:For some unknown unGodly reason I jumped up out of bed, showered, showered two of three kids, ran the trash off, hit the grocery store, got home and swept the kitchen floor, and picked up the living room. :P*yawn* morning.
I think this is a stay in pajamas all day kinda day.
Aberzombie, I hope your wife feels better soon.
Sharoth, yep, you have to share your hoard. Poor you. ;P
Show off :p
I caught up on all of the FAWTLy posts since Friday afternoon.
That's an accomplishment right?
Well Yeah! That takes a major amount of concentration, and a few SAN checks! :)