Nekkid Top!
The best chapter ever written on commas is in Strunk and White. Lemme look for a link.Commas are easy...I can teach you that.Teach me? I haz issue with them too. I want to use them everywhere.
Thanks Prof!
I haz customer to ring up....be back
Here is Strunk before White teamed up with him and got copyrights renewed.
The best chapter ever written on commas is in Strunk and White. Lemme look for a link.Commas are easy...I can teach you that.Teach me? I haz issue with them too. I want to use them everywhere.
It's funny because for every wrong comma I use there is a place in my paper where it needed one. And strangely I used the ';' correctly.
Here is Strunk before White teamed up with him and got copyrights renewed.
Bookmarked!
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Let me tell you a little something about murder. It's fun, it's exciting, and it's real easy.I'm not really sure-verdict is still out on the first paper.Seems a fair trade to me. Seriously though, how big on word count is this teacher? I have had ones who were word count Nazi's, and those who looked at quality, and as long as you were close to the count but made your point they were ok.** spoiler omitted **One word...FLUFFThe whole paper is fluff. How can I fluff da fluffy?! *cries in the corner*
I'm just gonna have to convince the teacher since I was a paragraph over the last paper it's ok for me to be short a paragraph....RIGHT?! *stabs notebook with pen*Bad form...not cool.
Students should get the first paper back and have time to reflect on feedback before writing second paper.Dear Ms Leafette,
You should abandon creative writing and invest in a career of a serial killer.
DisRegards,
Professor Hoity Toity
Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. You heard me rapping right?
Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. You heard me rapping right?Let me tell you a little something about murder. It's fun, it's exciting, and it's real easy.I'm not really sure-verdict is still out on the first paper.Seems a fair trade to me. Seriously though, how big on word count is this teacher? I have had ones who were word count Nazi's, and those who looked at quality, and as long as you were close to the count but made your point they were ok.** spoiler omitted **One word...FLUFFThe whole paper is fluff. How can I fluff da fluffy?! *cries in the corner*
I'm just gonna have to convince the teacher since I was a paragraph over the last paper it's ok for me to be short a paragraph....RIGHT?! *stabs notebook with pen*Bad form...not cool.
Students should get the first paper back and have time to reflect on feedback before writing second paper.Dear Ms Leafette,
You should abandon creative writing and invest in a career of a serial killer.
DisRegards,
Professor Hoity Toity
::To every one's surprise, begins beat-boxing::
Thanks....so close to an A! Have to make my self remember to send you a copy of this descriptive paper so Dr. Dad can catch any pesky comma splices that escape my grasp.
::To every one's surprise and terror, begins beat-boxing::Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. You heard me rapping right?Let me tell you a little something about murder. It's fun, it's exciting, and it's real easy.I'm not really sure-verdict is still out on the first paper.Seems a fair trade to me. Seriously though, how big on word count is this teacher? I have had ones who were word count Nazi's, and those who looked at quality, and as long as you were close to the count but made your point they were ok.** spoiler omitted **One word...FLUFFThe whole paper is fluff. How can I fluff da fluffy?! *cries in the corner*
I'm just gonna have to convince the teacher since I was a paragraph over the last paper it's ok for me to be short a paragraph....RIGHT?! *stabs notebook with pen*Bad form...not cool.
Students should get the first paper back and have time to reflect on feedback before writing second paper.Dear Ms Leafette,
You should abandon creative writing and invest in a career of a serial killer.
DisRegards,
Professor Hoity Toity
I helped.
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Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. You heard me rapping right?Let me tell you a little something about murder. It's fun, it's exciting, and it's real easy.
Dear Ms Leafette,You should abandon creative writing and invest in a career of a serial killer.
DisRegards,
Professor Hoity Toity
I thought that was just taiko practice.
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Excuse while I find glue to stick my arms back on.
;_;
Wow, I used to get it with both barrels for a B+. "If you'd have put a little bit more effort into your work, you could have had an A-, which looks exactly the same as an A+ on your record!" And so on and so forth. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
*click*
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Enjoy your buffing!
Shout out to my puffin paramour, my avian admirer, my studly swain, my winged wooer.
Wow, I used to get it with both barrels for a B+. "If you'd have put a little bit more effort into your work, you could have had an A-, which looks exactly the same as an A+ on your record!" And so on and so forth. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
A B is supposed to be good; so that's a Good+.
I am an enemy of both grade inflation and daughter deflation.
Shout out to my puffin paramour, my avian admirer, my studly swain, my winged wooer.
I even got some knee pads. Polishing is serious business!
I still found the clip of the little girl polishing the car disturbing.
Wow, I used to get it with both barrels for a B+. "If you'd have put a little bit more effort into your work, you could have had an A-, which looks exactly the same as an A+ on your record!" And so on and so forth. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.A B is supposed to be good; so that's a Good+.
I am an enemy of both grade inflation and daughter deflation.
+1, though I could use some deflation now.
PIE?
Who died and left you Lord President? ;)Okay.Yesh, pwease. :)Would you be interested in said PbP still?
I'd like everyone who would like to get it going again to let me know, if you guys are up for it, we just need to find someone to replace Flash and I'd love to give the old FaWTL try. :)
Heh. No. I assumed I was just as guilty as you were of PbP neglect.
Just thought I saw an opportunity to liven things up on a slow Saturday.
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*click*
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Guys, I have a confession to make. Have y'all ever noticed that the PMG and myself never post at the same time, and think about how Clark Kent and Superman are never in the same place at the same time. Yes folks, I am The Post Monster.
Oh! That reminds me: when I took the wife to Denny's before dropping her off at the office (BOO!), I had blueberry pancakes. That's right, delicious blueberry pancakes. Who's glad they never read certain links?
Edited for accuracy.
Remember, Urizen and his whole blueberry waffle thing? Maybe Jeremy brought it up, but it grossed Urizen out. Quite the accomplishment. I believe you can find out what it is on Urban Dictionary, if you want to make that mistake.
Hail to the Chief if you don't I'll have to kill you, I am the chief so you had better watch your ass!
My ignorance feeds my enjoyment...and my pity.
Yay for high will saves!
I got an acceptance letter!
Not necessarily from my first choice, but having my first notification be an offer is very encouraging!
Fantastic! Congratulations!
Awesome Congrats CH. Forgive my ignorance but what was your field of study?Thanks!
It was ironic... It went something like this:
Me: "Waaaaahhhh. What if I don't make it into any of my schools?"
[phone bleeps]
Me: "Ugh, who's emailing me now?"
[reads email from school]
Me: "Oh. Well, never mind, then!"
Hotness. CH studies hotness.
In his protest over doing teh dishes your LMP is breaking them. :S
Hotness. CH studies hotness.Awesome Congrats CH. Forgive my ignorance but what was your field of study?Thanks!
It was ironic... It went something like this:
Me: "Waaaaahhhh. What if I don't make it into any of my schools?"
[phone bleeps]
Me: "Ugh, who's emailing me now?"
[reads email from school]
Me: "Oh. Well, never mind, then!"
Nicely done.
I even got some knee pads. Polishing is serious business!
again, whatever you do in the secluded confines behind your monitor is your own business. Does Mrs. Teter know what you are doing? ;P
Why oh WHY do some posters want to go head-to-head with the PMG?
::Beats head against monitor::
Why oh WHY do some posters want to go head-to-head with the PMG?
::Beats head against monitor::
he knows I kid, at least I hope he knows. If I get deleted you will all know why.
Oh, I don't mean you, my Woodsy friend.
Wow, I used to get it with both barrels for a B+. "If you'd have put a little bit more effort into your work, you could have had an A-, which looks exactly the same as an A+ on your record!" And so on and so forth. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Ahhhhh.....memories of high school. I understand.
Nicely done.Hotness. CH studies hotness.Awesome Congrats CH. Forgive my ignorance but what was your field of study?Thanks!
It was ironic... It went something like this:
Me: "Waaaaahhhh. What if I don't make it into any of my schools?"
[phone bleeps]
Me: "Ugh, who's emailing me now?"
[reads email from school]
Me: "Oh. Well, never mind, then!"
Thanks. :)
Ahhhhh.....mamories of high school. I understand.Wow, I used to get it with both barrels for a B+. "If you'd have put a little bit more effort into your work, you could have had an A-, which looks exactly the same as an A+ on your record!" And so on and so forth. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
FIFY
What? I don't have an Elvis alias?
"Sweet ma-ham-mories..."
Why oh WHY do some posters want to go head-to-head with the PMG?
::Beats head against monitor::
Cause they are OFF THEIR MEDS?!