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Nekkid inbred clown for ToP.... yay?


Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Toothache, only time it doesn't hurt is when I'm sleeping.... ironically it prevents me from sleeping. Gonna go shoot myself in the tooth now, with any luck I'll miss and hit what passes for my brain. :/

You too? We must have been hit with the same poison.

I think the wemmens are collaborating....

Hmmm, minor one myself. I thought it was that blasted woodpecker.

NOT bought from Solnes' store. The birdie kind.

Oh, I give up. It's too funny to edit.

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Emperor7 wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Toothache, only time it doesn't hurt is when I'm sleeping.... ironically it prevents me from sleeping. Gonna go shoot myself in the tooth now, with any luck I'll miss and hit what passes for my brain. :/

You too? We must have been hit with the same poison.

I think the wemmens are collaborating....

Hmmm, minor one myself. I thought it was that blasted woodpecker.

NOT bought from Solnes' store. The birdie kind.

Oh, I give up. It's too funny to edit.

lmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmao!

You just made my night.

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I have found the solution to the worlds energy problems!

Spoiler:
Burritos and steamed cabbage for dinner. O_o

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...

I think you just ruined my appetite. :(

Liberty's Edge

Moorluck wrote:

I have found the solution to the worlds energy problems!

** spoiler omitted **

It's the same way they make Ethynol.


hi

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Wolfthulhu wrote:

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I think you just ruined my appetite. :(

Sorry about that. Just to clarify, this is not my idea, I made burritos for dinner but the kids insisted that they wanted the left-over cabbage from last night with it. Hey if the kids want to eat veggies, who am I to argue.

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The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
hi

Lo

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Well folks I'm wiped so I'm gonna eat then try and wrangle these little ankle biters to bed.


Moorluck wrote:
Well folks I'm wiped so I'm gonna eat then try and wrangle these little ankle biters to bed.

And the kids too!

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Moorluck wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:

...

I think you just ruined my appetite. :(

Sorry about that. Just to clarify, this is not my idea, I made burritos for dinner but the kids insisted that they wanted the left-over cabbage from last night with it. Hey if the kids want to eat veggies, who am I to argue.

True enough, but still...

shudder


Moorluck wrote:
Well folks I'm wiped so I'm gonna eat then try and wrangle these little ankle biters to bed.

Those poor kids. You're putting them to bed way too early. You should let them stay up as late as they want.

:P

Well, good luck with the task.


Moorluck wrote:
Well folks I'm wiped so I'm gonna eat then try and wrangle these little ankle biters to bed.

Good luck with your toothache and your homo-erotic remedies. Oh, I mean homepathic remedies. Yeah, that's the right word. ;P


bye


lynora wrote:

AT-AT IS AWESOME!!!!

No wonder he wanted that toy so bad. The review was right. This thing is the size of a (large) dollhouse. And it has several buttons that play sounds including bits from the movie. So happy that kidlet is happy. :)

Cool!


Emperor7 wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Well folks I'm wiped so I'm gonna eat then try and wrangle these little ankle biters to bed.
Good luck with your toothache and your homo-erotic remedies. Oh, I mean homepathic remedies. Yeah, that's the right word. ;P

LOL!


KaeYotik wrote:
lynora wrote:

AT-AT IS AWESOME!!!!

No wonder he wanted that toy so bad. The review was right. This thing is the size of a (large) dollhouse. And it has several buttons that play sounds including bits from the movie. So happy that kidlet is happy. :)

Kin I haz won two!? :D

Ah, wouldn't that be lovely. :)

...seriously. You could set up one hell of a battle with two AT-ATs. :D


Sara Marie wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Incoming Hawtness Alert! Scramble for cover!
Why does everyone always hide when I show up?

Well played, Sara Marie. Well played.


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Incoming Hawtness Alert! Scramble for cover!
Why does everyone always hide when I show up?
I thought he was talking about himself...

Do I come across as vain? Nevermind the hundreds of photos you're probably tormented in seeing on FB when they appear, mind you. :P


lynora wrote:
KaeYotik wrote:
lynora wrote:

AT-AT IS AWESOME!!!!

No wonder he wanted that toy so bad. The review was right. This thing is the size of a (large) dollhouse. And it has several buttons that play sounds including bits from the movie. So happy that kidlet is happy. :)

Kin I haz won two!? :D

Ah, wouldn't that be lovely. :)

...seriously. You could set up one hell of a battle with two AT-ATs. :D

Must go into the garage and dig thru the box of Star Wars toys and play with the AT-AT and Millenium Falcon.

No, the wife/kids won't let me sell/give away any of those either. But I can play with them if I want. Nice of them, since I'm the guy that spent beaucoup bucks on spoiling my kids.


Moorluck wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Or you can just surrender the Tiamat to me and I will leave you alone and not harp on your conservatism geekless heresies.
You will get my Tiamat from my cold dead hands :) And thats exactly how I got this gun to protect my Tiamat from a certain dead celebrities cold dead hands, he won't mind.
<turns off your home furnace and bides his time>
The Huge Tiamat from War of the Dragon Queen?
Yup, Urizen wants it for some reason.
He wants it for the worst reasons a man could want a woman. The things he dreams of doing to Tiamet are a crime in the eyes of Graz'zt.... live chickens will be plucked! Much gnashing of teeth and licking of peach jam would ensue... for sanities sake do not let him get his filthy perverted hands on that poor dragon queen!! O_o

DAMMIT I TOLD YOU IN CONFIDENCE! NOW I WILL HAVE TO BREAK OUT THE LYE!


Snorter wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Got to pick my battles. In the meantime, maybe I should stand at a freeway intersection showcasing my vocal range. Stranger things have happened here in Columbus. Heh.

Standing on street corners, selling your oral favours.

Has it really come to this?

Considering that guy managed to get a job doing voice-over work with the Cleveland Cavaliers, a house to live in, and a lot of travel and extensive tv & radio interviews because of his oral skills, I only wonder what I could get out of it?

My luck - a solicitation charge and 72 hours in the pokey.

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Urizen wrote:
Snorter wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Got to pick my battles. In the meantime, maybe I should stand at a freeway intersection showcasing my vocal range. Stranger things have happened here in Columbus. Heh.

Standing on street corners, selling your oral favours.

Has it really come to this?

Considering that guy managed to get a job doing voice-over work with the Cleveland Cavaliers, a house to live in, and a lot of travel and extensive tv & radio interviews because of his oral skills, I only wonder what I could get out of it?

My luck - a solicitation charge and 72 hours in the pokey.

I'm sure you could talk your way out of it. :P


lynora wrote:

AT-AT IS AWESOME!!!!

No wonder he wanted that toy so bad. The review was right. This thing is the size of a (large) dollhouse. And it has several buttons that play sounds including bits from the movie. So happy that kidlet is happy. :)

Ah.....! Memories. I had one back in the 70's. Still grumbling that ma got rid of a lot of my old school Kenner toys in garage sales as I was 'too old for them'. Never did manage to pick up one during the resurgence that began in the late '90's.


Emperor7 wrote:

Must go into the garage and dig thru the box of Star Wars toys and play with the AT-AT and Millenium Falcon.

No, the wife/kids won't let me sell/give away any of those either. But I can play with them if I want. Nice of them, since I'm the guy that spent beaucoup bucks on spoiling my kids.

I do have the Millenium Falcon, though! And a plethora of tie fighters.


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Snorter wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Got to pick my battles. In the meantime, maybe I should stand at a freeway intersection showcasing my vocal range. Stranger things have happened here in Columbus. Heh.

Standing on street corners, selling your oral favours.

Has it really come to this?

Considering that guy managed to get a job doing voice-over work with the Cleveland Cavaliers, a house to live in, and a lot of travel and extensive tv & radio interviews because of his oral skills, I only wonder what I could get out of it?

My luck - a solicitation charge and 72 hours in the pokey.

I'm sure you could talk your way out of it. :P

Didn't work so well in N'awlins. Grr...

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Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Snorter wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Got to pick my battles. In the meantime, maybe I should stand at a freeway intersection showcasing my vocal range. Stranger things have happened here in Columbus. Heh.

Standing on street corners, selling your oral favours.

Has it really come to this?

Considering that guy managed to get a job doing voice-over work with the Cleveland Cavaliers, a house to live in, and a lot of travel and extensive tv & radio interviews because of his oral skills, I only wonder what I could get out of it?

My luck - a solicitation charge and 72 hours in the pokey.

I'm sure you could talk your way out of it. :P
Didn't work so well in N'awlins. Grr...

That's because those guys lay the smack down! I wouldn't screw around with a cop in N'awlins. X@


Urizen wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:

Must go into the garage and dig thru the box of Star Wars toys and play with the AT-AT and Millenium Falcon.

No, the wife/kids won't let me sell/give away any of those either. But I can play with them if I want. Nice of them, since I'm the guy that spent beaucoup bucks on spoiling my kids.

I do have the Millenium Falcon, though! And a plethora of tie fighters.

Cool! I've heard that the Millenium Falcon toy is awesome, but I've never seen one.

Of course, that's one toy the kidlet will never ask me for on account of not being able to say Millenium. It's hilarious. It usually comes out Millenninum, but occasionally he says Minnellinum. It drives him bonkers cause he's so specific about language. :D


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Didn't work so well in N'awlins. Grr...
That's because those guys lay the smack down! I wouldn't screw around with a cop in N'awlins. X@

Or they pepper spray the $!@%%# out of you. And then loot your personal belongings.


lynora wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:

Must go into the garage and dig thru the box of Star Wars toys and play with the AT-AT and Millenium Falcon.

No, the wife/kids won't let me sell/give away any of those either. But I can play with them if I want. Nice of them, since I'm the guy that spent beaucoup bucks on spoiling my kids.

I do have the Millenium Falcon, though! And a plethora of tie fighters.

Cool! I've heard that the Millenium Falcon toy is awesome, but I've never seen one.

Of course, that's one toy the kidlet will never ask me for on account of not being able to say Millenium. It's hilarious. It usually comes out Millenninum, but occasionally he says Minnellinum. It drives him bonkers cause he's so specific about language. :D

Give him time. Took me forever to figure out how to pronounce 'pizza' correctly. On occasion, I still pronounce 'Pacific' as 'Specific'.

Silver Crusade

Aberzombie wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
He wants it for the worst reasons a man could want a woman. The things he dreams of doing to Tiamet are a crime in the eyes of Graz'zt.... live chickens will be plucked! Much gnashing of teeth and licking of peach jam would ensue... for sanities sake do not let him get his filthy perverted hands on that poor dragon queen!! O_o

Reminds me of the saying:

Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Oh I am using this sometime. I love it!

Spoiler:
The quote! I'm using the quote!

Spoiler:
Shame on you, Urizen.

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Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Snorter wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Got to pick my battles. In the meantime, maybe I should stand at a freeway intersection showcasing my vocal range. Stranger things have happened here in Columbus. Heh.

Standing on street corners, selling your oral favours.

Has it really come to this?

Considering that guy managed to get a job doing voice-over work with the Cleveland Cavaliers, a house to live in, and a lot of travel and extensive tv & radio interviews because of his oral skills, I only wonder what I could get out of it?

My luck - a solicitation charge and 72 hours in the pokey.

I'm sure you could talk your way out of it. :P
Didn't work so well in N'awlins. Grr...
That's because those guys lay the smack down! I wouldn't screw around with a cop in N'awlins. X@

What about Screwing a cop in Nawlins? She was a blond.:)

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Urizen wrote:
lynora wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:

Must go into the garage and dig thru the box of Star Wars toys and play with the AT-AT and Millenium Falcon.

No, the wife/kids won't let me sell/give away any of those either. But I can play with them if I want. Nice of them, since I'm the guy that spent beaucoup bucks on spoiling my kids.

I do have the Millenium Falcon, though! And a plethora of tie fighters.

Cool! I've heard that the Millenium Falcon toy is awesome, but I've never seen one.

Of course, that's one toy the kidlet will never ask me for on account of not being able to say Millenium. It's hilarious. It usually comes out Millenninum, but occasionally he says Minnellinum. It drives him bonkers cause he's so specific about language. :D

Give him time. Took me forever to figure out how to pronounce 'pizza' correctly. On occasion, I still pronounce 'Pacific' as 'Specific'.

My word of shame is aluminum. I have been told I say aluminium instead. :/

Silver Crusade

Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
lynora wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:

Must go into the garage and dig thru the box of Star Wars toys and play with the AT-AT and Millenium Falcon.

No, the wife/kids won't let me sell/give away any of those either. But I can play with them if I want. Nice of them, since I'm the guy that spent beaucoup bucks on spoiling my kids.

I do have the Millenium Falcon, though! And a plethora of tie fighters.

Cool! I've heard that the Millenium Falcon toy is awesome, but I've never seen one.

Of course, that's one toy the kidlet will never ask me for on account of not being able to say Millenium. It's hilarious. It usually comes out Millenninum, but occasionally he says Minnellinum. It drives him bonkers cause he's so specific about language. :D

Give him time. Took me forever to figure out how to pronounce 'pizza' correctly. On occasion, I still pronounce 'Pacific' as 'Specific'.
My word of shame is aluminum. I have been told I say aluminium instead. :/

That is the accepted pronunciation and spelling in Britain. Of course, you're not in Britain...


Crimson Jester wrote:
My word of shame is aluminum. I have been told I say aluminium instead. :/

Actually, I'm guilty of that too.

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Celestial Healer wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
My word of shame is aluminum. I have been told I say aluminium instead. :/
That is the accepted pronunciation and spelling in Britain. Of course, you're not in Britain...

Not just in Britain, we speak proper English over here too... ;)-

Silver Crusade

Why aren't there more silly threads?


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Celestial Healer wrote:
Why aren't there more silly threads?

Because too many people take themselves seriously.

BOING!!!!!!

Silver Crusade

I admit, I had to resurrect the Jack thread just because I got the idea for that alias name and couldn't pass it up.

Silver Crusade

I'm off to bed. Night all!

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CH why not make or resurrect a bunch of them?

Liberty's Edge

Justin Franklin wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Why aren't there more silly threads?

Because too many people take themselves seriously.

BOING!!!!!!

I challenge you to a pogo stick competition!

BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!!


ugh bad day today. spoilered for length

Spoiler:

Went for my yearly physical today. Granted I am doing what I feel is a decent job on losing weight, fully clothed I weighed in at 330 lbs today, subtract about 4-5 pounds for material weight, I am right on track for myself. my blood pressure was up, but that is nothing new for me. So the doc prescribes me blood pressure meds, again, and this time adds cholesterol medication. He did that without waiting for my test results to come back. I made a comment and he said to trust him on it. I have never had a problem with cholesterol, since they started testing my scores since 6th grade. So I am a little skeptical. On top of that he says that my weight has improved since last time but still directs me to their weight loss center. He says that they have programs that can help as well as a nutritional coach to help me. The last thing he said they offer is surgery. Suffice to say that last option has been stuck in my head all day. I mean for those of you who have met me am I really that fat? Urizen I could use some help here. To finish it up he suggested that I go on a 1000 calorie/day diet out of the blue. I don't know, it's just a lot on my mind now.

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Mornin Folks

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Woodraven wrote:

ugh bad day today. spoilered for length

** spoiler omitted **

Woody my friend...

Spoiler:
What do you think you need to do? In answer to you question about weight, yes you are a big guy, you are more aware of this than we are. You are, I should put in, a really great guy. I understand that you feel like crap after the doc visit, but consider your options carefully. You have doing good on your diet so far, and working out helps. I wouldn't take any medication until the results from the test came back, but that's just me. It sounds like the doc was trying to "sell" you every service they had there. Surgery is a touchy subject, on the one hand I hate the idea of vanity surgery, but on the other I know that your biggest obstacle in life is your lack of self confidence. If you really feel that being thinner, that getting this done would change your life for the better.... then it is a viable option. In the end it's up to you, but talk to Uri he knows more about the subject than I could speculate about.

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flash_cxxi wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
My word of shame is aluminum. I have been told I say aluminium instead. :/
That is the accepted pronunciation and spelling in Britain. Of course, you're not in Britain...
Not just in Britain, we speak proper English over here too... ;)-

Says the guy who has a "gay-raj". ;)

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In order to find his equal an Irishman is forced to converse with The All-Mighty!

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What's that Lord? Ok, I'll tell 'em. The Lord says kiss my arse!


~laughter~

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