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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Leafette needed to go Xmas shopping. SO.VERY.TIRED.

Ha! Ha! Ha ha ha.

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

*click*

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Oooohhh..... That went well.

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Let's try something a bit more daring.

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

*click*

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Ooooh, that went well, too.

Scarab Sages

WTF?!? Last thing I knew, I was in my car, stuck in traffic. Then I heard this "click"......

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Did you find yourself exactly where you hoped you'd be?

Scarab Sages

If by "hoped" you mean surrounded by supermodels feeding me grapes and beer, then no. Does that mean I did something wrong?

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

I may have to *click* a couple dozen more times.

Scarab Sages

*braces himself*

Scarab Sages

When you get up in the morning and the light is hurt your head
The first thing you do when you get up out of bed
Is hit that streets a-runnin' and try to beat the masses
And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Spied a little thing and I followed her all night
In a funky fine Levis and her sweater's kind of tight
She had a west coast strut that was as sweet as molasses
But what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Now go out and get yourself some big black frames
With the glass so dark they won't even know your name
And the choice is up to you 'cause they come in two classes
Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:

When you get up in the morning and the light is hurt your head

The first thing you do when you get up out of bed
Is hit that streets a-runnin' and try to beat the masses
And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Spied a little thing and I followed her all night
In a funky fine Levis and her sweater's kind of tight
She had a west coast strut that was as sweet as molasses
But what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Now go out and get yourself some big black frames
With the glass so dark they won't even know your name
And the choice is up to you 'cause they come in two classes
Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

I f#!~in' love that song. My friend's band ends all their shows with it.

Liberty's Edge

The 12 Most Horrifically Misleading Euphemisms Of All Time

Scarab Sages

Aberzombie wrote:
If by "hoped" you mean surrounded by supermodels feeding me grapes and beer, then no. Does that mean I did something wrong?

That explains what happened to me...


nite

Silver Crusade

These cookies had better be f&!!ing amazing. It might be the most difficult thing I've ever tried to make. They just won't hold together...

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm....cookies!


Hooray for cookies!

Silver Crusade

Meh. 2 hours later I have cookies. They don't look too pretty, and taste slightly burnt (even the ones that I cooked for 2 minutes less). This is why I prefer cooking to baking. (Which makes me the opposite of my mother, who can't cook for anything, but bakes the most amazing breads, pies, cookies, and cakes you've ever had in your life.)


Got a call from the staffing agency today. I start a position on January 3rd. The job would entail plastic mold injection. and the best part is it is a temp-to-hire postion.

Liberty's Edge

Caw. That is all.

Dark Archive

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So I linked this article in the CRD. Lets see if it gets trolled out of existence.

It seems they totally ignored it.

Liberty's Edge

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So I linked this article in the CRD. Lets see if it gets trolled out of existence.
It seems they totally ignored it.

I wonder if they read FaWTL too...

The Exchange

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
If by "hoped" you mean surrounded by supermodels feeding me grapes and beer, then no. Does that mean I did something wrong?
That explains what happened to me...

I found myself eating caviar off the thighs of Scandinavian virgins.

I don't like caviar, and there was a reason these girls were still virgins.

Why all the clicking?

Scarab Sages

Woodraven wrote:
Got a call from the staffing agency today. I start a position on January 3rd. The job would entail plastic mold injection. and the best part is it is a temp-to-hire postion.

Huzzah!


Crimson Jester wrote:
Why all the clicking?

Well, just recently the Paizo servers were invaded by a hostile AI, causing the AI we think of as PMG (our current, secret Digital Overlord) to re-direct most of its own resources towards battling the machinations of this new, wannabe Digital Overlord. The origins of this new AI are, so far, a mystery, but we think it started somewhere on Twitter.

Scarab Sages

Studpuffin wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So I linked this article in the CRD. Lets see if it gets trolled out of existence.
It seems they totally ignored it.
I wonder if they read FaWTL too...

I doubt it. But, yeah, it seems those two have chosen to ignore everyone else and just talk to each other. No big loss in my book.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Rulebook Subscriber
Celestial Healer wrote:
Meh. 2 hours later I have cookies. They don't look too pretty, and taste slightly burnt (even the ones that I cooked for 2 minutes less). This is why I prefer cooking to baking. (Which makes me the opposite of my mother, who can't cook for anything, but bakes the most amazing breads, pies, cookies, and cakes you've ever had in your life.)

It does seem that those two skills are mutually exclusive. In my family, I am the baker and my wife is the cook. Maybe its a left brain/right brain thing. Bakers are engineers following strict instructions while cooks are artist following their inspiration.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Rulebook Subscriber
Woodraven wrote:
Got a call from the staffing agency today. I start a position on January 3rd. The job would entail plastic mold injection. and the best part is it is a temp-to-hire postion.

Congratulations!

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Rulebook Subscriber

And now back to last minute prep for my monthly Rise of the Runelords game. We should finish The Skinsaw Murders and possibly start the next AP tonight.

Finally, barring snow storms, all three boys are coming home from college this weekend - HUZZAH!

Scarab Sages

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!

That is all.

Liberty's Edge

Woodraven wrote:
Got a call from the staffing agency today. I start a position on January 3rd. The job would entail plastic mold injection. and the best part is it is a temp-to-hire postion.

Truly a great huzzah!

Both of us starting new jobs as of Jan. 3rd -- I proclaim 2011 to be the Year of the FAWLTy!!


Woodraven wrote:
Got a call from the staffing agency today. I start a position on January 3rd. The job would entail plastic mold injection. and the best part is it is a temp-to-hire postion.

Grats! Hope it works out well!


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So I linked this article in the CRD. Lets see if it gets trolled out of existence.
It seems they totally ignored it.

Trolls are unable to perceive common sense, politeness, or compromise. It's in the Bestiary write up.

Kudos for trying.


Aberzombie wrote:

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNSSSSSSSS!!!!

That is all.

Fixed.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
If by "hoped" you mean surrounded by supermodels feeding me grapes and beer, then no. Does that mean I did something wrong?
That explains what happened to me...

I found myself eating caviar off the thighs of Scandinavian virgins.

I don't like caviar, and there was a reason these girls were still virgins.

Why all the clicking?

I'm going to need to see a dramatic reenactment of this.


Leafette is not stirring. Attempting to bribe with holiday grand slam.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Leafette is not stirring. Attempting to bribe with holiday grand slam.

Take pics of her with a bag of peanut M&Ms!!!!!

Silver Crusade

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Meh. 2 hours later I have cookies. They don't look too pretty, and taste slightly burnt (even the ones that I cooked for 2 minutes less). This is why I prefer cooking to baking. (Which makes me the opposite of my mother, who can't cook for anything, but bakes the most amazing breads, pies, cookies, and cakes you've ever had in your life.)
It does seem that those two skills are mutually exclusive. In my family, I am the baker and my wife is the cook. Maybe its a left brain/right brain thing. Bakers are engineers following strict instructions while cooks are artist following their inspiration.

It's something like that. I vented to my partner:

When I cook, I can watch what's happening, adjust, and adapt as needed. When I bake, I mix everything, put it in the oven, and cross my fingers.

Silver Crusade

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Got a call from the staffing agency today. I start a position on January 3rd. The job would entail plastic mold injection. and the best part is it is a temp-to-hire postion.

Truly a great huzzah!

Both of us starting new jobs as of Jan. 3rd -- I proclaim 2011 to be the Year of the FAWLTy!!

Does that mean I'm going to get an acceptance letter from Berkeley?

Silver Crusade

Morning all. What did I miss?


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
Freehold DM wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Leafette is not stirring. Attempting to bribe with holiday grand slam.
Take pics of her with a bag of peanut M&Ms!!!!!

Or well she is out today dump an entire bag in the bed, kind of like the horse head in the Godfather.


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning all. What did I miss?

Your acceptance letter from Berkley, one of the trolls stole it. ;)

Silver Crusade

Justin Franklin wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning all. What did I miss?

Your acceptance letter from Berkley, one of the trolls stole it. ;)

That would be consistent with 2010.


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
Celestial Healer wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning all. What did I miss?

Your acceptance letter from Berkley, one of the trolls stole it. ;)

That would be consistent with 2010.

So does that mean it will be found on January 3rd and 2011 will then be great!


Berkeley: one of my friends/former students is doing her PhD there and loving it.

By starting the hot water and promising breakfast, I have moved Leafette along. The appearance of M&Ms might threaten progress.

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning all. What did I miss?

Well, Mike and Carl found themselves hurriedly explaining to their boss why spending $100K on hookers and blow was actually a legitimate business expense. Meanwhile, Leslie was shocked to learn that Aaron was not really her brother, but actually a clone of the man given plastic surgery to look like her brother. And, throughout the city everyone was still reeling from yesterday's surprise snowfall and the subsequent invasion of pengu....No, wait! That's my soap opera!

Sovereign Court

I like your soap opera.


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
If dracolich is a Tiamat, then I want it.
It is not a Tiamat Urizen :P It is a large sized dracolich. I have only 1 Tiamat in my collection and it will be moving with me to the UK. FYI I saw a Tiamat going for $100 on Ebay last night you snooze you loose, also the longer you wait the more expensive the mini becomes those DDMs are all limited edition and accrue value.
Meh. Not paying that. In the meantime, I take my gargantuan orcus that I bought for $45 to bed and plot about turning all your minis to undead hordes to overtake you. MUAHAHAHAHA....
Well I will warn you. The price on that item will only go up, not down.

It will not matter once the undead mini horde overtakes you in your sleep. Sleep, Mr. McGillan. Perchance to dream. *rubs hands maniacally*

EDIT: and in the nude, no less for TOTP. Undead teabagging.

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