
Freehold DM |

Freehold DM wrote:Woodraven wrote:Excellent. I shall train in precision-based attacks to counter your furious swings.Freehold DM wrote:Muay Thai, wrestling, basic judo, and just brawling.
What style did you do again? I need to familiarize myself with its weaknesses in case Joss Whedon puts you on his payroll and decides I'm a threat.It wont be swings he will either take you down with a grapple or attack your knees and bring you down or just smash you with elbows and knees...
Judo and Muay Thai are an interesting mix - although I can see how you would combine the two... most fights the participants end up grabbing each other and both Judo and Muay Thai have very good moves for a clinch.
I would be a fool to let him get that close. Still, I think they make a devestating combination of styles, although I'd have to keep an eye out for where poor overlap might give me an advantage. Still, given his size and perhaps his reach, the first mistake I made would likely be the last.

taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

This made my week.
I will check that out when I get home. It looks like it could be hilarious.

The 8th Dwarf |

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:This made my week.I will check that out when I get home. It looks like it could be hilarious.
Is that the guy from the Drew Carey show?

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Moorluck wrote:Yeah...and in my line of work, excitement usually means something has gone horribly wrong.ulgulanoth wrote:boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored....Three screaming kids and one stressed out wife would remove the boredom.... trust me. :S
I'm sure I'm not alone in being very glad when you can say your day was boring. ;)
But on the subject, is it true that your vessels primary weapon is to strap you to a torpedo and fire it at attacking ships? And isn't using you in war a violation of The Geneva Convention?

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Moorluck wrote:Sounds like you have room for a fourth. I'm very adorable. Just ask anyone alive. ;)ulgulanoth wrote:boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored....Three screaming kids and one stressed out wife would remove the boredom.... trust me. :S
No fourth! Had the factory shut down, laid off all the workers.

Woodraven |

The 8th Dwarf wrote:I would be a fool to let him get that close. Still, I think they make a devestating combination of styles, although I'd have to keep an eye out for where poor overlap might give me an advantage. Still, given his size and perhaps his reach, the first mistake I made would likely be the last.
It wont be swings he will either take you down with a grapple or attack your knees and bring you down or just smash you with elbows and knees...Judo and Muay Thai are an interesting mix - although I can see how you would combine the two... most fights the participants end up grabbing each other and both Judo and Muay Thai have very good moves for a clinch.
What? I am only 6'0" and 330 last I checked. But it takes a lot to get me mad enough to fight. I am more a laid back guy. All though in my sparring sessions most of the guys I went against wanted to know when I was going quit and give up. I can take a beating and keep moving forward. One of them was going to Marine OCS that summer and the head of the club was going to school for kinesology for a strength and conditioning coach, who by the way has an internship this spring for the Air Force Academy. So these guys are tough.

lynora |

Moorluck wrote:Sounds like you have room for a fourth. I'm very adorable. Just ask anyone alive. ;)ulgulanoth wrote:boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored....Three screaming kids and one stressed out wife would remove the boredom.... trust me. :S
As they are quivering in terror. Oh, you're adorable all right. Evil, but adorable.

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Paris Crenshaw wrote:I'm sure I'm not alone in being very glad when you can say your day was boring. ;)Moorluck wrote:Yeah...and in my line of work, excitement usually means something has gone horribly wrong.ulgulanoth wrote:boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored....Three screaming kids and one stressed out wife would remove the boredom.... trust me. :S
You are not.
True Story: The first (and last) time I complained about a boring watch was about fifteen minutes before we dropped an F-14 and its two pilots in the Pacific Ocean (catapult was set 10k pounds too light). The pilots were okay, but things got VERY exciting for a while.
But on the subject, is it true that your vessels primary weapon is to strap you to a torpedo and fire it at attacking ships? And isn't using you in war a violation of The Geneva Convention?
Not exactly. We don't carry torpedos.
Using me in war would probably be a violation of the Convention. Using me in peace? Well, that's a different kind of story, isn't it?
There's another joke in your statement, LPM. I typed it out, but then made liberal use of the backspace key.

lynora |

Paris Crenshaw wrote:Or maybe they were printed in a different.....diminsion! O_olynora wrote:Why does dinner never actually cook in the time that the recipe says its supposed to? Hungry now. *pout*Maybe the directions were printed in a different time zone.
Wait.
Ooh, I like your explanation. It's the most interesting.

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Moorluck wrote:Ooh, I like your explanation. It's the most interesting.Paris Crenshaw wrote:Or maybe they were printed in a different.....diminsion! O_olynora wrote:Why does dinner never actually cook in the time that the recipe says its supposed to? Hungry now. *pout*Maybe the directions were printed in a different time zone.
Wait.
They usually are m'dear, they usually are. :P

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Moorluck wrote:Ooh, I like your explanation. It's the most interesting.Paris Crenshaw wrote:Or maybe they were printed in a different.....diminsion! O_olynora wrote:Why does dinner never actually cook in the time that the recipe says its supposed to? Hungry now. *pout*Maybe the directions were printed in a different time zone.
Wait.
They usually are m'dear, they usually are. :P

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taig wrote:Is that the guy from the Drew Carey show?Ashe Ravenheart wrote:This made my week.I will check that out when I get home. It looks like it could be hilarious.
Yep, he's on every night after David Letterman. And he's the funniest host out there (yes, funnier than Conan).

taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:This made my week.I will check that out when I get home. It looks like it could be hilarious.
Yes, quite good. Thanks for that.

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Moorluck wrote:Ooh, I like your explanation. It's the most interesting.Paris Crenshaw wrote:Or maybe they were printed in a different.....diminsion! O_olynora wrote:Why does dinner never actually cook in the time that the recipe says its supposed to? Hungry now. *pout*Maybe the directions were printed in a different time zone.
Wait.
They usually are m'dear, they usually are. :P

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lynora wrote:They usually are m'dear, they usually are. :PMoorluck wrote:Ooh, I like your explanation. It's the most interesting.Paris Crenshaw wrote:Or maybe they were printed in a different.....diminsion! O_olynora wrote:Why does dinner never actually cook in the time that the recipe says its supposed to? Hungry now. *pout*Maybe the directions were printed in a different time zone.
Wait.
It's like watching grass grow in time-lapse photography...

Mairkurion {tm} |

Moorluck wrote:lynora wrote:They usually are m'dear, they usually are. :PMoorluck wrote:Ooh, I like your explanation. It's the most interesting.Paris Crenshaw wrote:Or maybe they were printed in a different.....diminsion! O_olynora wrote:Why does dinner never actually cook in the time that the recipe says its supposed to? Hungry now. *pout*Maybe the directions were printed in a different time zone.
Wait.
It's like watching grass grow in time-lapse photography...
Well put, Badgah.