A joke for our Aussie FAWTLies -
Bruce, an Australian who was working on contract for 3 months in Dublin was drinking in Donoghueâ pub in Merrion Row when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up grinning from ear to ear, orders a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, because, he announces his wife back home has just produced a typical baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds but Bruce just shrugs, "That's about average in Oz. Like I said my boy is a typical Australian baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations were heard. One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later Bruce returns to the bar.
Greg, the bartender says "You're the father of that typical Australian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been having bets about how big he'd be in 2 weeks, we were going to call you. So how much does he weigh now?
The proud father answers '17 pounds"
Greg is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born.
Bruce takes a long s-l-o-w swig from his Fourex, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly says ............. "Had him circumcised, mate"
Huh. Cinnamon roll oatmeal actually does taste like cinnamon roll. Who knew?
Nice joke E7 :)
We're Marley and Marley
Whoooooo
We're Marley and Marley
Whoooooo
This talk about Jim Henson and the Muppets is giving making me burst into songs from the Muppet Xmas carol.
EDIT: At work. Mom is looking at me like I'm crazy.
Good morning, everyone!
Welcome back, Solnes!
Why is it that I think if I start a Muppet appreciation thread someone would vomit their theory on why Muppets are evil on the thread?
Muppets give me an upset tummy. and evil gas.
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
FRAPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT!
Phewwy!
I don't know why you'd think that...Good morning, everyone!
Welcome back, Solnes!
Why is it that I think if I start a Muppet appreciation thread someone would vomit their theory on why Muppets are evil on the thread?
That's awesome!
I don't know why you'd think that...Good morning, everyone!
Welcome back, Solnes!
Why is it that I think if I start a Muppet appreciation thread someone would vomit their theory on why Muppets are evil on the thread?
Heh. The Sesame Street Gang.
If the President is anti-gun does that make him anti-Muppet? hmm...
'cause ppl are big meanie doodoo heads that want to taint the purity of muppets.
I don't know why you'd think that...Good morning, everyone!
Welcome back, Solnes!
Why is it that I think if I start a Muppet appreciation thread someone would vomit their theory on why Muppets are evil on the thread?
Oh noes! Bert has a Bud and he's not afraid to use it!
So, I've discovered Boston Baked Beans today. How did I miss these as a kid?
So, I've discovered Boston Baked Beans today. How did I miss these as a kid?
Your parents obviously deprived you. ;P
Oh noes! Bert has a Bud and he's not afraid to use it!I don't know why you'd think that...Good morning, everyone!
Welcome back, Solnes!
Why is it that I think if I start a Muppet appreciation thread someone would vomit their theory on why Muppets are evil on the thread?
The Sesame Street Gang would so kick the crap out of the S.M.U.R.F.S. (Small Mutated Undeserving Rejects From Society) :D
EDIT: Ack! They take you over, even in acronym form! Periods and spaces both FAIL! Bert, Ernie? Where are you when we need you most? Probably high. *sigh*
So, I've discovered Boston Baked Beans today. How did I miss these as a kid?Your parents obviously deprived you. ;P
I will somehow manage to blame Leafy in this statement, it envolves peanuts and Leafy's love for them and possibly using my hatred for beans into convincing me that Boston Baked Beans were in fact made from real beans.
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I will somehow manage to blame Leafy in this statement, it envolves peanuts and Leafy's love for them and possibly using my hatred for beans into convincing me that Boston Baked Beans were in fact made from real beans.So, I've discovered Boston Baked Beans today. How did I miss these as a kid?Your parents obviously deprived you. ;P
Where is DDH, PhD, anyway?
I will somehow manage to blame Leafy in this statement, it envolves peanuts and Leafy's love for them and possibly using my hatred for beans into convincing me that Boston Baked Beans were in fact made from real beans.So, I've discovered Boston Baked Beans today. How did I miss these as a kid?Your parents obviously deprived you. ;P
Soylent Beans?
They're made of...PEOPLE! Aagghh!
Where is DDH, PhD, anyway?I will somehow manage to blame Leafy in this statement, it envolves peanuts and Leafy's love for them and possibly using my hatred for beans into convincing me that Boston Baked Beans were in fact made from real beans.So, I've discovered Boston Baked Beans today. How did I miss these as a kid?Your parents obviously deprived you. ;P
IDK, my phone has recently died and the way I have been talking to him on FB. Which I'm not supposed to get on at work......tho technically I'm sure I'm not supposed to be on here.....
You just have to know how to avoid being SMURF'd
You just have to know how to avoid being SMURF'd
The Sesame Street Gang would so kick the crap out of the S****s. (Small Mutated Undeserving Rejects From Society) :D
EDIT: Ack! They take you over, even in acronym form! Periods and spaces both FAIL! Bert, Ernie? Where are you when we need you most? Probably high. *sigh*
They're probably busy.
LOL
Bert is looking at Ernie's butt too.
You just have to know how to avoid being SMURF'd
You use a board condom? hehe
EDIT: ACK! Mine broke!
The Sesame Street Gang would so kick the crap out of the S****s. (Small Mutated Undeserving Rejects From Society) :D
EDIT: Ack! They take you over, even in acronym form! Periods and spaces both FAIL! Bert, Ernie? Where are you when we need you most? Probably high. *sigh*
They're probably busy.
LOL
Bert is looking at Ernie's butt too.
Lol, reminded me of the Robot Chicken Episode with Bert and Ernie
Sure, blame Dad. You don't return his messages anyway.
Let's try this...
Smurf
=0
Your un-smurfable!
Sure, blame Dad. You don't return his messages anyway.
Phone. Is. Broken.
You just have to know how to avoid being SMURF'dYou use a board condom? hehe
EDIT: ACK! Mine broke!
There is a smurf trick to it.
Sure, blame Dad. You don't return his messages anyway.
Well, hello there!
How's it going?
Smurf smurf
Must learns this trickses...
Boards wonky today.
Sure, blame Dad. You don't return his messages anyway.Phone. Is. Broken.
Steal.Your.Mom's.
But actually, I was referring to emails and FB...
Sure, blame Dad. You don't return his messages anyway.Well, hello there!
How's it going?
Blech. Yesterday was bad. Today is looking marginally better.
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Morning, FAWTLies!
Back at work today, but I have a quick question. Having completed their first Pathfinder scenario using 10th level characters so they could do more cool stuff, they are now ready to begin an actual adventure. I'm going to use Hollow's Last Hope, because it's a mostly kid-friendly story.
They will be starting off with 1st level characters. I've found a good picture for one of their characters, but I need a good picture of a female human druid for the other. Anyone have any suggestions?
Thanks! Have a great day, all!
Sure, blame Dad. You don't return his messages anyway.Phone. Is. Broken.Steal.Your.Mom's.
But actually, I was referring to emails and FB...
But....but...stealing is bad!
When have I ever responded to emails? =P
Sure, blame Dad. You don't return his messages anyway.Phone. Is. Broken.Steal.Your.Mom's.
But actually, I was referring to emails and FB...
But....but...stealing is bad!
When have I ever responded to emails? =P
Isn't deleting his e-mails really a response? ;)
Isn't deleting his e-mails really a response? ;)Sure, blame Dad. You don't return his messages anyway.Phone. Is. Broken.Steal.Your.Mom's.
But actually, I was referring to emails and FB...
But....but...stealing is bad!
When have I ever responded to emails? =P
.....He sends me like 80 emails a day.
This is me looking at his emails:Click.
Bookmark or delete.
=P
If I feel like whatever link he's sent me has moved me in some way I talk about it on the phone. (When I'm not having phone problems.)
awesome.............. I come here and I am all smiles. It is because of this I keep coming back.
See with me, it's more like I'm all similes.
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Morning all. What did I miss?
Well, despite the best efforts of Dr. Liz, the disease she thought had been eradicated had a resurgence, causing the cancellation of the annual Free the Turkeys 5K Road Race. Across town at the highschool, an accident with some Clorox 2 resulted in the evacuation of everyone in the cafeteria. Meanwhile, over in the shadow of the Valley....No, wait! That's my soap opera.
awesome.............. I come here and I am all smiles. It is because of this I keep coming back.See with me, it's more like I'm all similes.
They have a cream for that.
swedish fish are delicious
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Do they make that from refined kryptonite. Cause I hear that stuff is nasty.I don't want any metaphormaceuticals.They have a cream for that.awesome.............. I come here and I am all smiles. It is because of this I keep coming back.See with me, it's more like I'm all similes.
That's what she said. :)