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Oh, really? So what is your Intelligence? From your posts, I'd guess somewhere around a '3'. And my Intelligence is '4'. Sucks to be you.
Well, if we go by Classic Horrors revisited, my stats are similar to the Skeletal Champion, who has a listed intelligence of '9', which, if I remember correctly, is higher than '4'. Sorry lizard.
Of course, I've also heard rumors that Zombie Lords will be in the Bestiary II, so those stats could be higher.

Treppa |

I really should have dug out my Aspect of Orcus and posed it with Orcus and Cerberus. Maybe tomorrow, when I'm not running around nekkid for ToTP in Irving.
Fixed that for ya.
I swear, I'm going to start making little outfits for minis. And environments. "Orcus' Dream House!" "Orcus Goes to Prom!"

Kobold Catgirl |

Kobold Cleaver wrote:Oh, really? So what is your Intelligence? From your posts, I'd guess somewhere around a '3'. And my Intelligence is '4'. Sucks to be you.Well, if we go by Classic Horrors revisited, my stats are similar to the Skeletal Champion, who has a listed intelligence of '9', which, if I remember correctly, is higher than '4'. Sorry lizard.
That's okay. Sylvester's Intelligence is '4', and he still manages to rig an anvil above Speedy Gonzales's head. Which is, in case you're wondering, what I just did.

Mairkurion {tm} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:He came right out. He'll soon be joined by my cerberus mini.Yeah, I'm a NIBer. I still have the Colossal Red and the Blue (Huge?) dragons NIB. Orcus gets to sit in his cardboard until I either use him in an actual game or I have to sell him because I can't FIND A f%~*ING JOB.
After telling all those Texas girls so long, wouldn't it be ironic if you got a job in Texas after all these years? You're gonna throw something at me know, aren't ya? Let me just hold the raging badger up in front of me as a shield...

Bitter Thorn |

I hope that everyone is doing well. My knee hurts too much to wade through 900 posts, so I am skipping them. On the plus side, the Doc appears to have done a good job on fixing my knee. I am lucky that the issue wasn't that bad. ~grins tiredly~ Now to get some food and take a pain pill in an hour or so. Have fun you all.
Is this work related?

Mairkurion {tm} |

Kobold Cleaver wrote:I see words, but all I hear is "yap, yap, yap". Kind of like a chihuahua.Aberzombie wrote:wanders through the thread looking for some far superior dwarven minersOh, look. Aberzombie changed his avatar again, and he's still a skeleton.
It's one of those funny lizard-dogs that wants to be a draconic creature. I don't speak it's dialect, but I think its hoping you'll give it a bone.

Solnes |

Aberzombie wrote:It's one of those funny lizard-dogs that wants to be a draconic creature. I don't speak it's dialect, but I think its hoping you'll give it a bone.Kobold Cleaver wrote:I see words, but all I hear is "yap, yap, yap". Kind of like a chihuahua.Aberzombie wrote:wanders through the thread looking for some far superior dwarven minersOh, look. Aberzombie changed his avatar again, and he's still a skeleton.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
ba-dat-tish
Solnes |

I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!
Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.

Treppa |

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.
I found pouring Jack Daniels on their trails and lighting it was effective, but it wasted good hooch.

Solnes |

Solnes wrote:I found pouring Jack Daniels on their trails and lighting it was effective, but it wasted good hooch.The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.
Hubby sez burning them works too.

The Thing from Beyond the Edge |

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.
Thanks.
I have been killing them and cleaning with dishwashing detergent to erase their trails. After I had killed a bunch I started counting. I am at 300 now. :(
My problem is that all their trails lead directly over food prep surfaces except at the very beginning. I am loathe to put anything down on those locations. But, I will check Ortho out tomorrow.

Mairkurion {tm} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I can dance too?Kobold Cleaver wrote:I know why you guys started all this, just not why you haven't stopped yet.It's one of those things that, once you start, you can't stop. {commences move busting}
A Henley song is going through my head now.
How did the dragon bust his knee up? I figured, what with that girl coming to see him, she probably sat on his knee, and old man that he is and not having a woman sit on his knees in a long time, it just couldn't take it, so he got the bursitis. That's what I reckon.

Bitter Thorn |

Urizen wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Dayyum. Orcus just arrived, and he's mighty fine.I saw your photos.
*pouts*
I really should have dug out my Aspect of Orcus and posed it with Orcus and Cerberus. Maybe tomorrow, when I'm not running around in Irving.
EDIT: Ah. I see know there was a reason for me to have busted out with the moves. Yay, me.
I will never look at the Junglerazor pic in the SC the same now.

The Thing from Beyond the Edge |

Treppa wrote:Hubby sez burning them works too.Solnes wrote:I found pouring Jack Daniels on their trails and lighting it was effective, but it wasted good hooch.The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.
Ha! :)

Orthos |

Solnes wrote:I found pouring Jack Daniels on their trails and lighting it was effective, but it wasted good hooch.The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.
This plan involves fire. I approve.

Solnes |

Solnes wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.Thanks.
I have been killing them and cleaning with dishwashing detergent to erase their trails. After I had killed a bunch I started counting. I am at 300 now. :(
My problem is that all their trails lead directly over food prep surfaces except at the very beginning. I am loathe to put anything down on those locations. But, I will check Ortho out tomorrow.
Ortho is a bait, goes on either side of window seal, not on food prep areas.

Mairkurion {tm} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Aberzombie wrote:It's one of those funny lizard-dogs that wants to be a draconic creature. I don't speak it's dialect, but I think its hoping you'll give it a bone.Kobold Cleaver wrote:I see words, but all I hear is "yap, yap, yap". Kind of like a chihuahua.Aberzombie wrote:wanders through the thread looking for some far superior dwarven minersOh, look. Aberzombie changed his avatar again, and he's still a skeleton.THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
ba-dat-tish
She?
How can you tell the gender of those little things?
Mairkurion {tm} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I will never look at the Junglerazor pic in the SC the same now.Urizen wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Dayyum. Orcus just arrived, and he's mighty fine.I saw your photos.
*pouts*
I really should have dug out my Aspect of Orcus and posed it with Orcus and Cerberus. Maybe tomorrow, when I'm not running around in Irving.
EDIT: Ah. I see know there was a reason for me to have busted out with the moves. Yay, me.
Spell Compendium? I'm too tired to get up now, but on my way to bed, and stop in there and look it up!

Solnes |

Solnes wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Aberzombie wrote:It's one of those funny lizard-dogs that wants to be a draconic creature. I don't speak it's dialect, but I think its hoping you'll give it a bone.Kobold Cleaver wrote:I see words, but all I hear is "yap, yap, yap". Kind of like a chihuahua.Aberzombie wrote:wanders through the thread looking for some far superior dwarven minersOh, look. Aberzombie changed his avatar again, and he's still a skeleton.THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
ba-dat-tishShe?
How can you tell the gender of those little things?
Meh? Just a guess...

Orthos |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Meh? Just a guess...Solnes wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Aberzombie wrote:It's one of those funny lizard-dogs that wants to be a draconic creature. I don't speak it's dialect, but I think its hoping you'll give it a bone.Kobold Cleaver wrote:I see words, but all I hear is "yap, yap, yap". Kind of like a chihuahua.Aberzombie wrote:wanders through the thread looking for some far superior dwarven minersOh, look. Aberzombie changed his avatar again, and he's still a skeleton.THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
ba-dat-tishShe?
How can you tell the gender of those little things?
If it's wearing a bow it's probably female. If not, not.
Failing that, eyelashes.

Bitter Thorn |

Solnes wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.Thanks.
I have been killing them and cleaning with dishwashing detergent to erase their trails. After I had killed a bunch I started counting. I am at 300 now. :(
My problem is that all their trails lead directly over food prep surfaces except at the very beginning. I am loathe to put anything down on those locations. But, I will check Ortho out tomorrow.
I've had good luck with bleach. I really like bleach!

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The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I've had good luck with bleach. I really like bleach!Solnes wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.Thanks.
I have been killing them and cleaning with dishwashing detergent to erase their trails. After I had killed a bunch I started counting. I am at 300 now. :(
My problem is that all their trails lead directly over food prep surfaces except at the very beginning. I am loathe to put anything down on those locations. But, I will check Ortho out tomorrow.
This might explain some things. :D

The Thing from Beyond the Edge |

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I've had good luck with bleach. I really like bleach!Solnes wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.Thanks.
I have been killing them and cleaning with dishwashing detergent to erase their trails. After I had killed a bunch I started counting. I am at 300 now. :(
My problem is that all their trails lead directly over food prep surfaces except at the very beginning. I am loathe to put anything down on those locations. But, I will check Ortho out tomorrow.
I tried that. They disappeared for about six hours and came back.
:(
But, in general, bleach is great because it kills everything.

Bitter Thorn |

Bitter Thorn wrote:This might explain some things. :DThe Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I've had good luck with bleach. I really like bleach!Solnes wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.Thanks.
I have been killing them and cleaning with dishwashing detergent to erase their trails. After I had killed a bunch I started counting. I am at 300 now. :(
My problem is that all their trails lead directly over food prep surfaces except at the very beginning. I am loathe to put anything down on those locations. But, I will check Ortho out tomorrow.
Don't mix it with ammonia or it makes magic smoke! Magic smoke baaad!

Treppa |

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I've had good luck with bleach. I really like bleach!Solnes wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.Thanks.
I have been killing them and cleaning with dishwashing detergent to erase their trails. After I had killed a bunch I started counting. I am at 300 now. :(
My problem is that all their trails lead directly over food prep surfaces except at the very beginning. I am loathe to put anything down on those locations. But, I will check Ortho out tomorrow.
Dwarves really will drink anything.

Orthos |

taig wrote:Don't mix it with ammonia or it makes magic smoke! Magic smoke baaad!Bitter Thorn wrote:This might explain some things. :DThe Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I've had good luck with bleach. I really like bleach!Solnes wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.Thanks.
I have been killing them and cleaning with dishwashing detergent to erase their trails. After I had killed a bunch I started counting. I am at 300 now. :(
My problem is that all their trails lead directly over food prep surfaces except at the very beginning. I am loathe to put anything down on those locations. But, I will check Ortho out tomorrow.
Does it burn?

The Thing from Beyond the Edge |

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:Ortho is a bait, goes on either side of window seal, not on food prep areas.Solnes wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.Thanks.
I have been killing them and cleaning with dishwashing detergent to erase their trails. After I had killed a bunch I started counting. I am at 300 now. :(
My problem is that all their trails lead directly over food prep surfaces except at the very beginning. I am loathe to put anything down on those locations. But, I will check Ortho out tomorrow.
I already had one batch of bait boxes...on the window sill. The ants walked around it.

One-Of-Many |

Solnes wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:Ortho is a bait, goes on either side of window seal, not on food prep areas.Solnes wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.Thanks.
I have been killing them and cleaning with dishwashing detergent to erase their trails. After I had killed a bunch I started counting. I am at 300 now. :(
My problem is that all their trails lead directly over food prep surfaces except at the very beginning. I am loathe to put anything down on those locations. But, I will check Ortho out tomorrow.
I already had one batch of bait boxes...on the window sill. The ants walked around it.
YOUR MEAGER DEFENSES NO LONGER DETER US. WE HAVE LEARNED YOUR METHODS. WE HAVE ADAPTED.

taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

Solnes wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:Ortho is a bait, goes on either side of window seal, not on food prep areas.Solnes wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.Thanks.
I have been killing them and cleaning with dishwashing detergent to erase their trails. After I had killed a bunch I started counting. I am at 300 now. :(
My problem is that all their trails lead directly over food prep surfaces except at the very beginning. I am loathe to put anything down on those locations. But, I will check Ortho out tomorrow.
I already had one batch of bait boxes...on the window sill. The ants walked around it.
Have you tried starting a political or religious thread on your window sill?
Oh wait, that only works on trolls.

Bitter Thorn |

Bitter Thorn wrote:Does it burn?taig wrote:Don't mix it with ammonia or it makes magic smoke! Magic smoke baaad!Bitter Thorn wrote:This might explain some things. :DThe Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I've had good luck with bleach. I really like bleach!Solnes wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:I FRIKKIN HATE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN! THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THAT PUTS THEM SIX INXHES FROM THE COUNTER WITH THE STOVE ON THE LEFT (AND THE CABINETS ABOVE) AS WELL AS FOUR INCHES FROM THE COUNTERTOP ON THE RIGHT WITH THE SINKS AND CABINETS ABOVE! UGGHH!Hubby sez try...use windex for an over night short term fix, and then pick up some Ortho Ant Killer. Use as Directed.Thanks.
I have been killing them and cleaning with dishwashing detergent to erase their trails. After I had killed a bunch I started counting. I am at 300 now. :(
My problem is that all their trails lead directly over food prep surfaces except at the very beginning. I am loathe to put anything down on those locations. But, I will check Ortho out tomorrow.
Nope it makes Ammonium chloride mainly in the form of white gas. It's fairly poisonous.

Mairkurion {tm} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I'm still bitter. ;)taig wrote:It'll be on Solnes' head, if your Orcus goes "bye bye".First you took the glory of my last Y, now you're threatening to steal my Orcus? Who've you been hanging out with? Jeremy? Sharoth?
WHAT!? I thought people liked Drew Carey. He was on NPR just the other day.